Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 276 Hashirama: Madara, you're making me a little embarrassed too.

Konoha.

An emergency meeting of Jonin was convened in the village.

Meanwhile, at the Nanga Shrine on the edge of the village, the Uchiha clan held their regular meeting ahead of schedule.

The topic of discussion was all about the light screen.

The Snake Immortal title appeared in the chat group on the light screen. According to the description, collecting 3000 Snake Immortal titles will grant you the Dragon Cave Immortal Mode, as well as the scales and essence of the White Snake Immortal.

So, where did the White Snake Immortal's scales and essence blood come from?

Separated from the White Snake Immortal?
Or is it... copying?
Some have argued that since everything in the ninja world was created by higher-dimensional beings, what's the big deal about creating one or more White Snake Sages?

For people in the ninja world, the scales and blood essence of the White Snake Sage are incredibly valuable, but for higher-dimensional beings, they could have as much as they want!
At this moment, on the light screen, Madara Uchiha had an arrogant and unruly expression, and a White Zetsu appeared behind him.

[Ban: How many people are there on our side?]
White Zetsu: There are 10 of them.

Madara: How many people are on the other side?

White Zetsu: There is only one person.

Madara: Who is that?

White Zetsu: It is Hashirama Senju.

Madara: Holy crap! Retreat! We're surrounded!

spot:……

Hashirama:……

Black Jue:......

White Zetsu #1: ...

Bai Jue Afei: ...

White Zetsu #1086: ...

……

[Awei: As expected, Madara isn't afraid of anyone except Hashirama.]

Tobirama: Compared to my brother, Madara is nothing but a coward.

Izuna: @Tobirama Senju, you're talking nonsense.

[Hashirama: ...Ahem, Madara, you're making me a little embarrassed too.]

From Hashirama's perspective, he and Madara were evenly matched.

Madara and 10 White Zetsu were surrounded by Hashirama alone?

Isn't this a bit too exaggerated?

Of course, the events depicted on the light screen did not occur during Hashirama's lifetime.

Perhaps it's a prank by the light screen, or perhaps it's the future as originally destined.

In short, Hashirama is in a somewhat awkward position.

In the group chat, Hashirama remained silent.

Hashirama: Madara, say something!

Tobirama: You idiot brother, have you forgotten that Madara Uchiha is muted? The mute hasn't been lifted yet!
Hashirama: ...

Pure Land, Spot: ###~
Madara Uchiha's rage level is 89%...89.9%...89.99%...

For a moment, the group members were all confused: ???
Is this rage level approaching 90%?
Although it didn't reach 90%, it's enough to show how angry Ban is right now.

The screen portrayed Madara as far too cowardly.

Is Ban really this cowardly on the screen?

Even if he wasn't as strong as Hashirama, and knew he couldn't win, Madara wouldn't back down.

And the image of Ban on the screen is so cowardly, what will others think of him?
Hasilama must be overjoyed!
And then there's Tobirama, with that smug look on his face in the group chat.

After all, it was said on the screen that Madara was only cowardly towards Hashirama, so that's how cowardly he is?

That's it, Madara's lifelong reputation is ruined!

[Tobirama: Madara, you're not only an idiot, deceived by Black Zetsu, but also a coward. You're terrified at the mere mention of my brother's name. So, you were scared to death during the battle at the Valley of the End!]

Madara became even angrier after seeing what Tobirama said in the group chat.

Finally, Ban's anger level reached 90%.

[Hashirama: Tobirama, well done.]

Ban's anger level is 91%.

Hashirama was very excited.

Not only Hashirama, but many members of the group were excited.

After all, Madara's rage level is already 91%. If he can reach 100% in one go, then the virtual battle function will be activated.

Once the virtual combat feature is available, will the group store be far behind?

However, Ban's anger level was stuck at 91%, and after a while, it dropped from 91% to 87%, and then continued to drop.

This greatly disappointed the members of the group.

As the saying goes, the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment.

[Tobirama: My idiot older brother.]

Tobirama was somewhat weary; it was a situation that had been going very well.

It would be fine if his brother didn't interrupt; let him do it all by himself.

However, it's too late to say anything now.

Although Ban was still very angry, his anger level had dropped to below 90%.

……

"Bullshit."

"How could I possibly be so cowardly in front of the First Hokage?"

"The battle at the Valley of the End wasn't one where they were scared to death."

……

Many members of the Uchiha clan in Konoha were filled with rage.

Some people even evolve from one tomoe to two tomoe, and others evolve from two tomoe to three tomoe.

As for the three-tomoe gem evolving into the kaleidoscope, that's not possible.

Madara was really too cowardly in front of Hashirama on the light screen.

Even if Madara is a 'disgrace' to his clan, he is still a strongman comparable to the First Hokage. Even if he is weaker than the First Hokage, he is still a little weaker!

According to the First Hokage himself, defeating Madara was purely by chance.

How could Madara be cowardly towards Hashirama?

Therefore, what was displayed on the screen was utter nonsense.

This is a serious smear against the Uchiha clan.

As a result, many members of the Uchiha clan were enraged.

Even Sasuke was enraged.

Although Sasuke didn't like Madara either, he was still angry when he saw the screen smearing Madara in black.

……

"Uchiha Madara was so cowardly towards the First Hokage?" Obito's eyes widened in disbelief.

In Obito's mind, Madara was arguably the strongest member of the Uchiha clan.

During the battle at the Valley of the End, everyone thought Madara had been killed by Hashirama, but in reality, he faked his death. Hashirama was dead, but Madara was not.

In addition, Madara also awakened the Rinnegan.

Therefore, Obito felt that Madara was stronger than Hashirama.

In addition, Obito also had some understanding of Madara's personality.

It's impossible for Madara to be cowardly towards Hashirama, let alone as cowardly as he appeared on the screen.

Therefore, this light screen is definitely a prank.

Obito wasn't angry at Madara for being slandered like this; on the contrary, he felt a sense of satisfaction.

As for the impact this would have on the Uchiha clan, Obito didn't care.

Obito now hates Madara the most.

It was all Ban's scheme; otherwise, Rin wouldn't have died.

Therefore, it's best to make the spots as dark as possible on the screen.

Knowing that Madara must be watching the light screen in the Pure Land, and is probably furious right now, Obito felt even better.

"Madara, you've finally met your match, huh!" Obito sneered.

To be honest, Obito hadn't been in such a good mood in a long time.

……

Itachi's eyes widened.

Madara Uchiha was way too cowardly in front of the First Hokage!
Based on Itachi's judgment, he felt that what was shown on the screen was a prank, a smear against Madara.

Itachi doesn't really believe that Madara was cowardly in front of Hashirama.

Is it a bit too malicious to smear the spots so darkly on the screen?
For a moment, Itachi even felt a little sorry for Madara.

The next moment, Itachi said he no longer sympathized with Madara.

On the screen, facing Madara, Itachi cowered, Onoki cowered, the Raikage cowered...

When Erzhuzi appeared, he stubbornly attacked Madara, but got a beating and became a bit scared in front of Madara.

Leaving Itachi aside, on the other side, Tsunade's face was flushed with excitement. Her grandfather was truly amazing.

Shizune, following behind Tsunade, was also unsettled. Was Madara Uchiha really that cowardly in front of the First Hokage?

……

Senju Butsuma laughed heartily, thoroughly enjoying himself, while his nemesis, Uchiha Tajima, was quite displeased.

In addition, Uchiha Izuna was also very unhappy.

Neither Tajima nor Izuna believed that Madara would back down from Hashirama.

I saw Tobirama still gloating in the group chat.

Izuna: My brother would never back down from Hashirama. On the contrary, it would be more like Hashirama bowing to my brother.

Tobirama: Say it again.

Izuna: My brother~
Tobirama: Say it 10 more times.

Quan Na:……]

It's worth mentioning that some members in the group had anger levels exceeding 70%.

It's fair to say the atmosphere in the group was very bad.

It's not uncommon for people to argue with each other.

Iwagakure.

"Third Hokage, is Madara Uchiha really as the light screen says?" Awa ninja couldn't help but ask Onoki.

After all, Onoki had met Madara Uchiha.

Of course, Onoki was still young at the time.

However, after witnessing Madara's domineering aura and unparalleled power, Onoki developed a shadow over him.

As for Hashirama, his personality was much better than Madara's.

For the sake of peace, Hashirama could help other ninja villages, such as by giving away tailed beasts for free. For example, he even considered using Wood Release to change the environment of Sunagakure in the desert. Even if it couldn't solve the problem at its root, it would at least help Sunagakure a lot. But Tobirama stopped him.

When Hashirama was Hokage, the entire ninja world was peaceful, except for Madara who caused some trouble.

Unfortunately, this period of prosperity was short-lived. With Hashirama's death and Tobirama's rise to power, the First Shinobi World War broke out.

“Uchiha Madara is no coward,” Onoki said with a serious expression.

Because he had seen Madara before, Onoki was certain that what was on the screen was nonsense.

Madara was cowardly towards Hashirama? Ōnoki didn't believe it either.

In Onoki's opinion, this might be the worst time that Madara has ever been darkened by the light curtain.

But Onoki had no reason to be angry; in fact, he was rather happy.

They wouldn't sympathize with Ban or speak out for him.

Onoki didn't have a good impression of Madara.

To be honest, Madara wasn't very popular in the ninja world.

Leaving aside outsiders, even considering the Uchiha clan, when Madara left Konoha, not a single clansman followed him, which was truly a failure.

……

Black Zetsu: "Impossible, absolutely impossible."

You should know that Ban was a pawn that Black Zetsu had carefully selected.

If the light barrier hadn't appeared, Madara would definitely have been able to unleash Infinite Tsukuyomi after his resurrection, and then his Black Zetsu's mother could have appeared.

Black Zetsu knows Madara's personality all too well.

It's true that Madara and Hashirama shared a deep bond.

But to say that Madara was cowardly towards Hashirama is utter nonsense.

But what was shown on the light screen was far too outrageous.

Madara fights the Allied Shinobi Forces alone.
Facing the tens of thousands of Allied Shinobi Forces in his Edo Tensei form, Madara smiled contemptuously. Then, without hesitation, he charged into the vast army of shinobi. Without using ninjutsu, Madara used only taijutsu to overwhelm the shinobi, leaving them utterly helpless.
Temari was enraged and unleashed a Wind Release technique on Madara. However, her full-force attack failed to harm Madara in the slightest. Madara then calmly remarked, "You were the ones who used ninjutsu first!"

Madara casually unleashed a Fire Release: Great Fireball Technique, and the Allied Shinobi Forces had to deploy a Water Release squad to barely neutralize it...

……

The screen displayed footage of Madara's one-on-one battle against the Allied Shinobi Forces.

Madara's formidable strength was also undeniable.

When Madara unleashed ordinary ninjutsu, its power was comparable to forbidden techniques.

Madara is very strong in ninjutsu, taijutsu, and genjutsu.

It can be said that Madara has no weaknesses; he is a well-rounded ninja.

Both Madara and the Third Raikage were capable of fighting against thousands, but Madara was far superior to Madara; they were on completely different levels.

On the battlefield, some ninjas, witnessing Madara's power, knelt on the ground and cried out that he was invincible...

Hashirama: It doesn't matter, I'll take action, Madara!

Spotted: Hasilama.

Intercolumnar space: Motor pull.

Spotted: Hasilama.

...]

The art style suddenly went a bit off.

The freckles in the Pure Land have a slightly dark complexion.

Although the screen showed him fighting the Allied Shinobi Forces single-handedly, demonstrating his strength, the moment Hashirama appeared, the scene became so distorted it was almost unbearable to watch.

Including the previous ones.

Ban now has a lot of opinions about the light screen.

That is to say, it's impossible, otherwise Madara would definitely have destroyed the light barrier without hesitation.

Even those behind the light curtain deserve to die.

Such slander against him is tantamount to courting death.

……

"Is this the bond between Madara and the First Hokage...?"

"I'm starting to believe that the First Hokage was Naruto's past life."

"It must be the influence of Ashura's chakra!"

"Whether or not there is Ashura chakra is still uncertain! The village's medical department conducted a thorough examination on Naruto and Sasuke, and found no Ashura chakra in Naruto, nor Indra chakra in Sasuke."

"You actually believe that light screen nonsense?"

"Sasuke's personality is nothing like Madara's!"

"Naruto and the First Hokage have quite similar personalities."

……

In Konoha, many people were talking about it.

Some people are also discussing Madara Uchiha's strength.

His one-on-one battle against the Allied Ninjas, that invincible demeanor, was truly exhilarating.

However, becoming Madara's enemy is also a kind of despair!

The image of Madara fighting the Allied Shinobi Forces single-handedly was deeply imprinted in Sasuke's mind.

……

"Such a powerful Madara Uchiha was actually so cowardly in front of the First Hokage. The First Hokage was indeed the strongest." Naruto said.

The title of "God of Ninjas" is well-deserved!

As for the claim that Madara Uchiha and the First Hokage were roughly equal in strength, and that the First Hokage killed Madara in the Valley of the End, is there any need to elaborate further?
Therefore, in Naruto's mind, the First Hokage, Hashirama Senju, was the strongest.

Oh, wrong, it's the strongest below the Six Paths level.

Hashirama surpassed the normal Kage level, but was still only at the Super Kage level.

It would be too much to ask Hashirama to deal with a Six Paths level opponent.

As for the Six Paths level, in Naruto's mind, the strongest is not Six Paths Obito, nor Six Paths Madara, but Might Guy.

As for Kaguya Otsutsuki, I won't comment on her.

Kaguya's problem is her poor combat awareness.

It can only be said that Kaguya has experienced too few battles.

If Kaguya had Madara's fighting spirit, combined with her own power, she would be nothing short of terrifying.

The fact that the Sage of Six Paths and Hamura were able to successfully seal Kaguya was largely due to Kaguya's poor combat awareness.

Naruto had previously mocked Madara for being so cowardly on the screen.

But seeing Madara take on the Allied Shinobi Forces single-handedly, Naruto could no longer laugh.

Regardless, Madara's strength also shocked Naruto.

The main problem is that Naruto's current strength is not enough, and his vision is also insufficient.

That's why it was so shocking to see Madara fight the Allied Shinobi Forces one-on-one on the screen.

……

The Uchiha clan was not at peace either.

Madara's solo battle against the Allied Shinobi Forces also shocked many members of the Uchiha clan.

However, no one acknowledges Madara's authority, and even if they do, they won't say it out loud.

If the village recognizes Madara, especially if the Uchiha clan recognizes him, the consequences will be severe. The village's leadership will not tolerate it, and the Uchiha are not so brainless.

(End of this chapter)