Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 285 Sasuke's 'Three-Pronged Dislike' for Sakura

[Sasuke's three consecutive expressions of dislike for Sakura.]

Konoha.

Sasuke:? ? ?
Sakura:? ? ?
Naruto: ???
……

I hate the triple combo?

What's the situation?
After graduation, Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura were assigned to the same team, Team 7 of Konoha, with Kakashi as their instructor.

Shortly after Team 7 was formed, Sakura's pursuit of Sasuke was rejected, and Naruto's pursuit of Sakura was also rejected. When Sakura mentioned that Naruto lacked parental guidance, this touched a nerve with Sasuke, whose entire family had been wiped out. Sasuke then turned and coldly looked at Sakura: "You are very annoying!"

Many people watching the light screen nodded in agreement. Yes, that makes sense.

Clear logic.

Because of the actions of Sarutobi and others, not many people know that Naruto is the last surviving member of the Fourth Hokage.

And Naruto did indeed grow up without parental guidance.

As for Sakura using this as an example, it shows she's not very sensible.

Sakura lowered her head; it was over.

When Sakura invited Sasuke to train together, Sasuke only responded with a fierce glare.

After returning to Konoha following their mission in the Land of Waves, Sasuke's opinion of Sakura had changed somewhat, but he still didn't hold back his words.
Sasuke: "If you have time to bother with me, you should go practice your ninjutsu. To be honest, you're not as good as Naruto."

Sakura was devastated. She was an excellent student at the Ninja Academy! Naruto was just a bottom-of-the-class student, and she was the first to learn how to climb trees, which Kakashi taught her. Of course, this only shows that she had good theoretical knowledge and could control her chakra, but her chakra reserves, ninjutsu, and combat experience were far behind. Naruto, on the other hand, had a chakra reserve far exceeding 99% of his peers simply from his Uzumaki bloodline. Add to that the Nine-Tails' chakra, and in a life-or-death situation, if the Nine-Tails went berserk, even a Jonin couldn't withstand it...

Pure Land, Kushina is not feeling well.

Sakura said that Naruto didn't have parental guidance, and she also thought Sakura was quite annoying.

As for Mikoto's youngest son, he's had a tough time too!
Naruto lost his parents at a young age, while Sasuke enjoyed the love of parents for a few years, after which it became a nightmare.

Actually, Sasuke is more pitiful than Naruto!

After being brutally beaten by Itachi, Sasuke realized he was far inferior to Itachi and couldn't waste any more time in Konoha. He needed to find Orochimaru, as only Orochimaru could give him power. However, as he was leaving the village, Sakura grabbed him and begged him not to go.
Erzhuzi turned his head: "You're still...very annoying."

Although Sasuke said he hated Sakura for the second time, it was clear that he didn't really hate her anymore.

however……

[Sasuke and Sakura meet for the first time at Orochimaru's base. Sasuke already has the idea of ​​killing Sakura, but Yamato stops him.]

After Danzo's death, Sasuke met Sakura again and once again attempted to kill her, but was stopped by Kakashi and Naruto.

Danzo:…

Fortunately, the screen was kind enough not to show the scene where he sacrificed his life to seal half of the bridge.

However, Danzo was far from grateful for the light screen.

Danzo harbored only hostility towards the light barrier.

If there were a way to break this light barrier, Danzo would definitely not hesitate.

[After sealing Kaguya, before the final battle between Sasuke and Naruto begins, Sakura cries again, begging Sasuke not to continue. Sasuke replies, "You really... are annoying."]

Kakashi couldn't stand it anymore and lectured Sasuke. Sasuke replied, "Are you telling me to play dating games with her? I have no reason to like her, nor any reason to be liked by her."

Naruto: "Sass, if you win, you become Hokage; if you lose, you marry Sakura. How about it?"

Sasuke: "I want to be Hokage."

Naruto: "I am the man who is destined to be Hokage."

Sasuke reaches the Valley of the End, loses, meets Sakura, apologizes for all his past mistakes, and then leaves Sakura to embark on a journey of atonement. He refuses Sakura's request to accompany him, but promises to go together next time.

In short, Sakura succeeded in winning Tsunade's heart. Jiraiya, on the other hand, remained Tsunade's backup plan until his death. However, Naruto's contribution to Sakura's success is undeniable.

Sakura: Hehe~
Tired, destroy it!

At this moment, Sakura is about to turn evil.

Meanwhile, Jiraiya in the Hokage Building also had something he didn't know whether he should say or not.

Why bring up Jiraiya when talking about Naruto and Sakura?
As for him not getting to lick Tsunade's lips... Pshaw, what licking or not, he and Tsunade are just friends.

Being with Tsunade would actually interfere with his research!

Thinking about gathering material, Jiraiya sighed. Ever since he became the Fifth Hokage, he had been unable to gather material happily.

Although we can still gather some materials in the village, our mindset is different from before.

Anyway, he couldn't be happy even when he was gathering materials in the village.

At this point, the light curtain also ended.

……

A smile appeared on Ah Wei's lips.

This live stream was more successful than any other one before.

Chakra emotional value increased significantly.

As for the impact of the live stream, that's beyond our control.

Gaining chakra emotional points will inevitably affect many ninjas in the Naruto world. When many ninjas are affected, it is not surprising that the landscape of the ninja world will change.

Just like if the Kage of the Five Great Ninja Villages were affected, with some changes in the Kage, the changes in the Five Great Ninja Villages could be significant. And if even one aspect of the Five Great Ninja Villages undergoes a significant change, would the changes in the entire ninja world be small?
Pulled around and moved the whole body.

That is inevitable.

To gain Chakra Emotion Points, you need to induce strong emotional fluctuations in those who possess Chakra, experiencing joy, anger, sorrow, happiness, and grief.
Strong emotional fluctuations will inevitably have some impact.

Perhaps the Fourth Shinobi World War will break out next.

Naruto and Sasuke haven't fully matured yet, so they don't have much fighting power right now.

Black Zetsu's plan to save his mother has been thrown into even more trouble.

Black Zetsu may not be able to successfully rescue Kaguya in the future.

As for bosses like Momoshiki, they will definitely appear again.

One-armed Sasuke and Boruto might also travel through time.

As the ninja world changes more and more, it's hard for Awei to say what the future holds.

However, with the changes in the ninja world, it is necessary to adjust the live broadcast on the screen.

Maximizing the gain of chakra and emotional points is the top priority.

……

The light screen disappeared again.

It's unclear when it will appear next.

As for the ninja world, however, it was far from peaceful.

But many eyes were turned toward Konoha.

Because Konoha is referred to as the protagonist by the light screen!

This made the other four major ninja villages resentful.

Even some smaller ninja villages, like the Grass Ninja Village, have some ideas.

After the Third Shinobi World War, the shinobi world was generally at peace, but not absolutely so, and battles between shinobi from different factions were still common.

Now, the ninja world is even more turbulent.

The atmosphere just wasn't right.

War could break out at any time.

All five major ninja villages are well prepared for war, so they will not be caught off guard if war breaks out.

However, the Third Shinobi World War was too devastating, and all five great ninja villages suffered heavy losses and have not yet fully recovered.

This brings us to Obito.

Obito's arrival in Konoha caused the Nine-Tails' rampage, which severely damaged the village's strength.

If it weren't for the Nine-Tails' attack, Konoha wouldn't be in its current state, and its strength would definitely be much greater.

Therefore, the reason why Konoha has not fully recovered is largely due to the Nine-Tails' attack.

As for Mist-Hidden, it is of course the Village of Blood Mist.

Before Obito, Madara already had a certain degree of control over Kirigakure. Rin was captured by Kirigakure ninja, the Three-Tails was sealed inside Rin's body, and then Rin's death—all of this was under Madara's control. It would be unreasonable to say that Madara had no control over Kirigakure ninja.

After Obito turned evil, he controlled the Fourth Mizukage, Yagura Karatachi, and Kirigakure was in a terrible state.

After being messed up by Tu Zi, Kirigakure recovered in vain and became even worse off.

Sunagakure has a famous name for 'wisdom'. Rasa had to mine gold to support the village, but the village's funds were still insufficient, so he had to reduce the number of ninjas. After a series of actions, Sunagakure did not develop much.

Only Iwagakure and Kumogakure have developed relatively well.

This is why Konoha, which originally had a great advantage over other ninja villages, now has little advantage over Kumogakure and Iwagakure.

Given the current strength of the five great ninja villages, if Konoha were to be besieged by the other four great ninja villages again, it would probably be unable to withstand the attack this time.

Now, everyone in the ninja world knows that Konoha is the protagonist!

This led to many ninjas being unhappy with Konoha.

However, there is another concern: if Konoha is defeated, who will be able to deal with Kaguya if she reappears?
When the Otsutsuki clan from outer space invades the ninja world, who will deal with them?
Some people in Kumogakure (Cloud Village) have proposed uniting with Sunagakure (Sand Village), Kirigakure (Hidden Mist Village), and Iwagakure (Hidden Stone Village) to first defeat Konoha (Hidden Leaf Village), making Kumogakure the strongest ninja village. Then, they would kidnap Sasuke and Naruto to Kumogakure, making them Kumogakure ninjas.

However, there are also differing opinions.

Even within the Hidden Cloud Village, there are differing opinions.

……

The interior of Konoha is not peaceful either.

In short, the ninja world is becoming increasingly turbulent.

Most of the people living in the village didn't notice it.

Life went on as usual.

As for what's broadcast on the screen, people have become quite calm about it after seeing it so many times.

Of course, some ninjas in the village benefited, while others suffered.

Might Guy is very popular right now.

Throughout the entire ninja world, Might Guy represents the strongest in taijutsu.

However, more and more people are now eyeing the Eight Gates Formation.

There are many people in the village who want to learn the Eight Gates Formation, and of course, there are even more outside the village.

Yunyin was very interested in the Eight Gates Formation.

Could Might Guy have become the Mighty Emperor without the Eight Gates? Obviously not.

What made Might Guy so powerful that he overwhelmed the first batch of the Seven Ninja Swordsmen? If he didn't have the Eight Gates, would Guy have been so formidable?

Therefore, the Eight Gates Formation has attracted many people.

But nowadays, apart from Kai, there aren't many people who know the Eight Gates Formation.

In the village, the Eight Gates Formation is considered a forbidden technique.

Practicing the Eight Gates Formation does indeed involve considerable danger.

Therefore, it is reasonable to classify the Eight Gates Formation as a forbidden technique.

Characters like Naruto and Sasuke, as well as Kakashi, are also very popular.

Hinata, who has a crush on Naruto, and Sakura, who likes Sasuke, are both facing some troubles.

However, there are many more problems.

Red beans can also be quite a problem.

Hiruzen Sarutobi's reputation...

By the way, Sarutobi doesn't like hearing about the strongest Hokage anymore.

Before the light screen appeared, Sarutobi was happy when people said he was the strongest Hokage, but now if someone says he is the strongest Hokage, he won't be happy at all, because he doesn't feel that they are praising him, but rather that they are mocking him.

All of this is thanks to the light curtain.

So, can Sarutobi live up to the title of the strongest Hokage?

Sarutobi was not without self-awareness.

Sarutobi was not afraid of facing Minato or Jiraiya.

I think we can win.

However, Sarutobi felt that his chances of winning against the Second Hokage were slim.

Against the First Hokage, Sarutobi's chances of winning are... 0%.

The First Hokage was just too overpowered.

The title of "God of Ninjas" is well-deserved.

The Nine-Tails is fierce! The damage it caused to Konoha and the deaths it caused are enough to prove it.

If Minato hadn't sacrificed his life to seal the Nine-Tails, it could have destroyed the entire Hidden Leaf Village.

So, how did the Nine-Tails perform in front of the First Hokage?
Hashirama used thousands of hands, and with just one hand he could hold the Nine-Tails like a little chick, leaving 999 hands to do so.

How could Sarutobi possibly fight the First Hokage?
If we exclude the First Hokage, it wouldn't be too far-fetched for Sarutobi to call himself the strongest Hokage. However, with the First Hokage preceding him, calling himself the strongest Hokage is laughable.

I sighed; I had no desire to smoke anymore.

The pipe was also put away.

At this point, he considered taking Sasuke as his disciple.

Sasuke is now the future of the Uchiha clan.

Furthermore, Sasuke can also influence Fugaku and Itachi.

After Shisui's death, only Fugaku and Itachi possessed the Mangekyou Sharingan, one in the village and the other outside.

"Naruto is simple, but Sasuke is more complicated~" With these thoughts in mind, Sarutobi made a decision: to take Sasuke as his apprentice.

Although Hiruzen Sarutobi is no longer the Hokage, he still wields considerable influence in the village.

If Sarutobi were to offer Sasuke as his apprentice, would Fugaku refuse?
Given Fugaku's personality, Sarutobi had him completely under his thumb.

Having made up his mind, Sarutobi did not hesitate and set off to find Fugaku.

Tell Fugaku that as long as he agrees, the rest will be handled by him.

Sasuke is just a child, and he's Fugaku's son. Surely Fugaku can handle him!
As for the opinions within the Uchiha clan, Fugaku should be able to suppress them without any problem!

Therefore, the key is still Fugaku.

……

Jiraiya walked out of the Hokage Building; he was going to find Fugaku.

That's right, Jiraiya has made up his mind. He has decided to take Sasuke as his apprentice.

On one hand, it was to cultivate Sasuke, which would also make it easier for Sasuke and Naruto to build a bond. On the other hand, it was also to ease the estrangement between the Uchiha clan and the village.

Of course, there are other benefits as well.

Therefore, Jiraiya decided to take Sasuke as his apprentice.

Now, Jiraiya is the Fifth Hokage. If Sasuke becomes his disciple, he will theoretically be qualified to become Hokage as well. Jiraiya plans to give the Uchiha clan a hint so that they will think that Sasuke has a great chance of becoming Hokage in the future.

Right now, it's definitely not feasible for someone from the Uchiha clan to become Hokage, given the significant divide between the Uchiha and the village, which creates numerous problems. However, things might change in the future. If the divide between the Uchiha and the village narrows, then it's not impossible for someone from the Uchiha clan to become Hokage.

However, the village's higher-ups harbored deep distrust towards the Uchiha clan.

The villagers also did not have a high opinion of the Uchiha clan.

However, the Uchiha clan is also an important force in the village.

Jiraiya felt helpless after becoming Hokage.

I didn't know until I became Hokage, but now that I am, the existence of the Uchiha clan is indeed unbearable and hard to accept. As for eliminating the Uchiha, it is a matter of great importance, so I can only try to handle it carefully.

It's just really upsetting.

Before he knew it, Jiraiya had arrived at the entrance of the police station.

Fugaku hasn't resigned yet, so he's still the Minister of Police.

(End of this chapter)