Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 309 Uzuki Yugao: Hurry, you're too much of a stone tree~
Konoha.

"Cough cough~" Moonlight Gale coughed as he looked up at the light screen.

Perhaps due to his cultivation of the Transcendental Realm, Moonlight Gale was very weak, like a consumptive, with heavy dark circles under his eyes and a poor complexion.

However, among his peers in Konoha, Hayate Gekko was considered an elite.

Of course, Itachi can't compare to Kakashi.

He's been pursuing Uzuki Yugao lately, but things aren't going too well.

But he was very confident, after all, Guangmu had said before that Xiyan would be his girlfriend.

"?" Moonlight Gale suddenly widened his eyes, only to see him on the light screen.

The Fourth Kazekage, Rasa, collaborated with Orochimaru to plan the collapse of Konoha, but Rasa underestimated the situation...

[After assassinating Rasa, Orochimaru impersonated the Fourth Kazekage and brazenly entered Konoha. Neither the Kazekage's guards nor anyone in Konoha noticed.]
Under the cover of night, Hayate Moonlight overheard Kabuto and Sunagakure ninja Baki's conversation while on a reconnaissance mission. He learned that Orochimaru and Sunagakure were cooperating to attack Konoha, and was immediately alarmed. Both Baki and Kabuto noticed the eavesdropping.

[Dou: There's a bug eavesdropping, I'll go take care of it.]

Machi stopped him, saying, "Why use a sledgehammer to crack a nut? Leave the situation to me, Machi."

Dou thought about it for a moment and then nodded.

Jifeng's pale face suddenly darkened. Insects? This is too disrespectful to him!
On the screen, he is a Special Jonin, though not yet.

However, among the ninjas of his age in the village, he was considered to be quite capable.

……

Sand Hidden Village.

Maki's expression wasn't much better either. Niu Dao? Dou?

Isn't the light screen being too disparaging of Maki?

But considering that the screen once said that Kabuto was a genius surpassing Sasori, then Maki is indeed no match for him.

It wasn't that Machiavelli was being self-deprecating, but rather that he had self-awareness.

Sasori of the Red Sand is a genius of Sunagakure, much stronger than Maki.

On the rooftop, Hayate Gekko was caught up by Maki, and a battle was inevitable. Hayate wielded a ninja sword in his right hand and a kunai in his left, launching a preemptive attack on Maki with the Leaf Style Crescent Moon Dance, successfully striking Maki's shoulder, but failing to penetrate. Meanwhile, Maki struck Hayate with a Wind Blade, sending him plummeting from the rooftop and crashing headfirst into a rock, dead.

A cold smile appeared on Maki's lips.

……

"Don't worry about Gale."

A ninja who was on good terms with Hayate walked over, stood beside him, and patted him on the shoulder.

"I'm fine." Jifeng was in a relatively good mood.

Yugao Uzuki, who was nearby, also looked in Hayate's direction.

Hayate's body was discovered, surrounded by several members of the Anbu, including Hayate's lover, Yugao.

An ANBU ninja said, "Hayate is really unlucky. He is actually very strong, but his opponents can petrify him, and Hayate fell headfirst into a rock when he was trying to escape."

Xi Yan burst into tears: "Ji, you're so unlucky, Shi Zai is just too unlucky."

Yugao: ? ? ?
blast:……

The ninja standing next to Hayate almost laughed, but he held it in.

"Gale, don't worry about it too much."

"Hehe, I'm not angry at all." Jifeng said with a smile. He was indeed not angry at the moment. On the light screen, Xiyan was heartbroken because of his death. What did this mean?
If we face Sunagakure's Maki in the future, we'll need to be more cautious.

As ninjas, they were already prepared to sacrifice themselves.

Even powerful figures like the Fourth Hokage and the Third Raikage can die.

The average lifespan of a ninja is very short, and the number of those who can retire is extremely small, if not one in ten thousand.

Influenced by the Will of Fire, even Hayate Moonlight might sacrifice himself to protect the village.

"...Whatever makes you happy." The ninja standing next to Hayate shrugged.

At this moment, many people in the village were talking about it.

"Sunagakure is despicable."

"And Orochimaru, he's so evil."

"Moonlight Gale is really unlucky? Looking at the battle between Gale and that Maki on the light screen, the difference in strength seems quite obvious."

"Uzuki Yugao is quite pitiful too."

……

The screen has mentioned the Konoha Crush plan more than once.

The cause and effect are not complicated.

The reason why the Daimyo of the Land of Wind refused to provide funds to Sunagakure and compromised all missions to Konoha was that Sunagakure could not continue to operate. Rasa, who was trying to make money to support the village, had to reduce the number of ninjas in the village.

For the sake of Sunagakure's development, Rasa's plan to destroy Konoha was actually understandable.

However, Rasa was too naive, thinking that he could succeed by cooperating with Orochimaru.

Even if Orochimaru doesn't betray you, it's unrealistic for Sunagakure and Orochimaru to bring Konoha to a standstill.

After all, Konoha had won all three Shinobi World Wars.

If Konoha were easy to deal with, they would have been wiped out long ago.

Before the Blood Mist policy, Mist Village was stronger than Sand Village.

Both Iwagakure and Kumogakure, whether in the past or present, are stronger than Sunagakure.

Even if the Konoha Crush plan had succeeded, would Sunagakure have fared well? Probably not. After all, Kumogakure and Iwagakure wouldn't stand idly by, and a Fourth Shinobi World War would have broken out. The collapsing Konoha might have been the first to be destroyed, but the weaker Sunagakure would have had a hard time escaping unscathed.

Of course, saying that Sunagakure is not strong refers to its strength among the five great ninja villages.

Compared to smaller ninja villages, Sunagakure is still quite strong.

The weakest of the five great ninja villages is still the largest ninja village.

As for the smaller ninja villages, Takigakure in the early days of the ninja village era was the closest to the larger ninja villages; otherwise, it wouldn't have been able to be assigned a tailed beast.

During the Second Shinobi World War, Amegakure, under Hanzo's leadership, was quite close in strength to the major ninja villages.

Therefore, Luo Sha oversimplified the problem.

More than 10 years have passed since the end of the Third Shinobi World War. The various ninja villages have recovered considerably. If Konoha collapses, the possibility of the Fourth Shinobi World War breaking out is too high.

Hiruzen Sarutobi held his pipe, smoking as he frowned in deep thought.

Then, Sarutobi concluded that the Fourth Kazekage, Rasa, was not a threat.

In comparison, Orochimaru is much more difficult to deal with.

During the Fourth Shinobi World War, Kabuto, the "Dream Master," resurrected a large number of ninjas using Edo Tensei, including Hayate Gekko.

The light screen displayed not only the Impure Earth Gale, but also the Impure Earth Hibiscus, and others.

Hizashi is the twin brother of Hiashi, the head of the Hyuga clan. Looking at the reanimated Hizashi on the screen, there is still the Caged Bird Seal between his eyebrows, but the Hyuga main family is unable to use the Caged Bird Seal to eliminate Hizashi.

Because those who are born from the impure earth will take on their original form.

Hizashi had a caged bird in his previous life, so when he was resurrected, he had a caged bird mark on his forehead, but it was just an illusion. Therefore, in reality, the resurrected Hizashi had broken free from the caged bird's restraints.

It's not entirely wrong to say that a caged bird can only find release in death.

[Hayate, resurrected through the Impure World Reincarnation, retains his memories and consciousness, but his actions are still controlled. He is forced to fight his lover. During the battle, Hayate draws his sword and charges at Yugao, but with his last remaining will, he deflects the blade, causing it to pierce a tree trunk next to Yugao. He then deliberately allows himself to be stabbed by Yugao's sword.]

The performance of the reanimated Hayate surprised many ninjas in the village, and they began to look at Hayate with new respect.

The fact that a reanimated ninja, controlled by the caster, can change his actions with his will is no small feat.

Of course, it's also possible that Kabuto controlled too many Edo Tensei ninjas and didn't pay enough attention to Shippuden.

But no matter what, Gale still has some skills.

"Hayabusa Gekko is also a true ninja."

"I acknowledge that guy, Hayate."

……

In the village, more and more people came to accept Moonlight Gale.

One thing is certain: Gale has become even more famous.

However, Gale doesn't want to be too famous, as it would do more harm than good to him.

Being too famous makes one an easy target for ninjas from other villages.

Hayate also overheard the conversation among the people around him. [Hashirama: Hayate Gekko? Not bad.]

[Tobirama: Good for you, Hayate.]

Seeing the First and Second Hokage praising him in the Naruto chat group on the screen made Hayate Gekko feel incredibly energized.

Things I never dared to dream of before have actually happened.

As a result, Gale became a little giddy with pride.

The fact that the first and second Hokage praised him shows that they acknowledged his talent!

Gaining the approval of the First and Second Hokage was something every ninja in the village dreamed of.

The ninja standing next to Hayate looked at him with envy.

……

Orochimaru was deep in thought.

Orochimaru didn't care about Hayate Gekko; to him, he was just a minor character.

A few years later, Hayate Gekko was only a special Jonin, and now he's even weaker.

Even if Jifeng trains hard and becomes stronger than under the original destiny trajectory, how much stronger can he be?

Orochimaru could see the upper limit of Gale's power.

Therefore, there's no need to take it seriously.

Orochimaru is now planning the collapse of Konoha.

The screen showed that a few years later, Orochimaru and the Fourth Kazekage, Rasa, collaborated on a plan to destroy Konoha, and that Orochimaru betrayed Rasa.

Orochimaru did indeed harbor hatred towards Konoha.

As for destroying Konoha, Orochimaru was not really willing to do so.

After all, he still had feelings for Konoha.

But in his eyes, Konoha was a windmill that never turned.

Therefore, the leaves need a fresh breeze; only when the windmills are turning can they be worth watching.

Orochimaru is now considering a plan to destroy Konoha in a short period of time.

The Konoha Crush plan was revealed on the screen, and Konoha will inevitably have a response.

To think that Orochimaru must have seen the light screen and therefore wouldn't carry out the Konoha Crush plan is simply a sign of not understanding Orochimaru.

When everyone thought that Orochimaru would not carry out the Konoha Crush plan again, especially in the short term, he did the opposite, catching Konoha off guard.

After all, it's not really about destroying Konoha, but about bringing a breath of fresh air to the village.

This can be considered as helping Jiraiya out.

If Orochimaru were to defeat Hiruzen Sarutobi, Homura Mitokado, and Koharu Utatane, without the constraints of the F3, Jiraiya would be able to unleash his full potential and change Konoha according to his own will.

With Jiraiya's abilities, Konoha will definitely get better and better.

Therefore, for the sake of Konoha's development, let's kill off F3 as soon as possible!

Jiraiya was the Hokage, so there were some things he couldn't do, but Orochimaru had no such restrictions.

only……

Orochimaru's brows suddenly furrowed.

The light screen said that the Sage of Six Paths was secretly protecting Sasuke and Naruto.

Danzo's mischief in Konoha resulted in the creation of "Otsutsuki Ichiraku." It's not hard to deduce that the Sage of Six Paths' soul was attached to Teuchi, the owner of Ichiraku Ramen.

Therefore, the Sage of Six Paths truly existed.

Furthermore, the Sage of Six Paths should currently be in a soul state.

If it's in a soul state, it's most likely in the Pure Land.

The number of souls lost in the Pure Land is countless.

Even the souls of powerful beings like Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju cannot easily leave the Pure Land unless they are summoned.

But the Sage of Six Paths is not comparable to an ordinary soul.

And that's where the problem comes in.

The Sage of Six Paths will personally take action to 'destroy' Danzo. If Orochimaru tries to cause the collapse of Konoha, will the Sage of Six Paths take action against him?

Despite having many ways to save his life, Orochimaru wasn't very confident that he could escape from the Sage of Six Paths.

Orochimaru isn't that noble; he'd rather sacrifice his life to bring a breath of fresh air to Konoha.

Therefore, the plan to destroy Konoha needs to be carefully considered.

By the way, the screen said that Orochimaru was lusting after Sasuke's body. To that, Orochimaru can only say... he really knows how to judge people.

Orochimaru was particularly fond of the Mangekyou Sharingan.

Sasuke, after all, was a genius of the Uchiha clan.

Furthermore, with the Sage of Six Paths secretly protecting him, Sasuke is likely the reincarnation of Indra's chakra.

What if Orochimaru successfully possesses Sasuke?

This overwhelming wealth...

The risks are high, but if successful, the rewards will be great.

As the saying goes, wealth is found in danger.

Orochimaru was secretly itching to do something.

In fact, Kimimaro, Guren, Jugo, and even Karin were all good vessels in Orochimaru's eyes, but compared to Sasuke, Orochimaru preferred Sasuke.

As for possessing Itachi Uchiha's body, Orochimaru has no such plans now.

The light curtain had mentioned that Itachi's body was not up to par.

A few years later, Itachi will also die.

It is estimated that he suffered from a bloodline disease, just like Kimimaro.

Bloodline disease is a name that only people with bloodline limits can have.

As the name suggests, hematogenous diseases are related to hematogenous limits.

Of course, it may also be related to bloodline elimination or bloodline trapping.

So far, it seems that none of the various bloodline diseases that have appeared in the ninja world have been cured. If the symptoms can be treated, that would be remarkable, let alone the root cause.

Since Itachi may already have the early stage of bloodline disease, then why did Orochimaru go to the trouble of possessing Itachi's broken body?
Therefore, in Orochimaru's mind, possessing Sasuke's body would be the best option.

As for possessing Naruto's body, Orochimaru wasn't very interested.

Because Naruto isn't a good match for Orochimaru.

At that moment, Kabuto, who was not far behind Orochimaru, was also thinking.

Of course, Orochimaru and Kabuto had different ideas.

Similarly, Kabuto didn't take Gekko Hayate seriously either.

The wind is strong, but the strong wind is nothing to worry about.

As for Boruto, it would be good enough if Boruto doesn't disappoint his father.

Oh, and Kabuto is also in charge of gathering intelligence.

In particular, gathering intelligence on the Akatsuki organization.

According to the intelligence gathered, both Awei and Itachi have left the Akatsuki organization.

However, Kisame Hoshigaki of Kirigakure joined the Akatsuki organization.

Without Awei and Itachi, it goes without saying that the Akatsuki's strength will be greatly reduced.

One Kisame Hoshigaki is no match for Awei and Itachi.

For Orochimaru, the decline in the Akatsuki's strength was also a good thing.

Orochimaru will not be returning to Akatsuki.

Nagato, too, would not let Orochimaru go.

Since they are mortal enemies, the decline in the strength of the Akatsuki organization is certainly a good thing for Orochimaru.

(End of this chapter)