Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 383 Tsunade: I'm so...
In Konoha, at the Hokage Building, Tsunade looked at the towering pile of documents and felt utterly listless.

Tsunade was not happy at all after becoming Hokage.

She knew being Hokage wasn't a good thing; she felt much more at ease before.

He used to roam around and gamble, living a carefree life. But now that he's become Hokage, he has so much more official business to handle every day.

"If only Jiraiya hadn't died," Tsunade murmured to herself.

Thinking of Jiraiya, Tsunade was lost in memories again.

After graduating from the Ninja Academy, Tsunade and Jiraiya became genin together. Although Jiraiya was a bottom-ranked student at the time, not as good as her and Orochimaru, the three of them formed a deep bond.

Although he didn't have romantic feelings for Jiraiya, their friendship was still very deep.

Tsunade was saddened to learn that Jiraiya had been killed by Orochimaru.

First it was Nawaki, then Dan, and now Jiraiya. For Tsunade, these are all blows.

Coming to her senses, Tsunade looked at the pile of documents on her desk and really wanted to quit, but considering the current situation in Konoha, she could only obediently deal with the documents.

Now she can't just do whatever she wants; after all, the village is the most important thing.

The Nine-Tails' attack caused heavy losses to Konoha, and the Fourth Hokage and his wife also sacrificed their lives.

And the Konoha F4 are all gone.

The Uchiha clan was ostracized and became alienated from the village.

Currently, Konoha's strength has been severely weakened, and it is beset by internal and external troubles. Tsunade is able to stabilize the situation as Hokage.

If Tsunade were to back down, who knows what the situation in Konoha would become!
Just then, there was a knock on the office door.

"Come in." Tsunade also perked up a bit.

As the office door opened, Kakashi walked in.

Kakashi was promoted to captain of the Anbu by Tsunade.

The Anbu are directly under the Hokage.

Currently, Kakashi holds the highest position in the Anbu after Tsunade.

Kakashi was given important responsibilities by Tsunade and worked diligently.

Even without Obito's Sharingan, Kakashi's strength is still not to be underestimated.

Tsunade acknowledged Kakashi's abilities.

Furthermore, Kakashi's Will of Fire is also pure.

"It's Kakashi! What's up?" Tsunade asked.

In Tsunade's view, perhaps the Anbu had discovered something, and Kakashi came to report it.

"Sixth Hokage, Lord Jiraiya is still alive and recuperating at Mount Myōboku." Kakashi's voice was filled with excitement.

Kakashi didn't want Jiraiya to die either; in Kakashi's eyes, Jiraiya was a ninja worthy of his respect.

Therefore, Kakashi was saddened when he heard that Jiraiya had been killed by Orochimaru.

However, Kakashi was thrilled to learn that Jiraiya was still alive and recovering from his injuries at Mount Myōboku.

They also informed Tsunade immediately.

Tsunade was stunned when she heard what Kakashi said.

"What did you say? Jiraiya is still alive?" Tsunade couldn't believe it.

After all, it was Fukasaku, the hermit of Mount Myōboku, who said that Orochimaru killed Jiraiya. Although Jiraiya's body was not found, Tsunade never thought that Jiraiya was still alive. But Kakashi came and said that Jiraiya was still alive, which naturally surprised Tsunade.

"It was Naruto. Naruto summoned the toads of Mount Myōboku and learned it from the toads," Kakashi said.

That's right, Naruto made a contract with Mount Myōboku.

Although Naruto is still young, he can already summon toads from Mount Myōboku.

If Naruto were to unleash the Nine-Tails' chakra, he could even summon Gamabunta.

Not long ago, Naruto summoned a toad from Mount Myōboku, and from the toad's mouth, Naruto learned that Jiraiya was still alive.

However, Jiraiya was seriously injured and is currently recuperating at Mount Myōboku.

This was certainly good news for Naruto, and the news spread quickly.

The Anbu quickly learned of this, and it reached Kakashi's ears as well. Kakashi went to Naruto to confirm it, and then hurriedly came to tell Tsunade.

After hearing what Kakashi said, Tsunade was happy, since Jiraiya was still alive, and Orochimaru was also annoyed that he hadn't killed Jiraiya.

If Tsunade had known Jiraiya was still alive, she wouldn't have needed to become Hokage.

Now, Tsunade has already become Hokage, and the fact that she knows Jiraiya is still alive only makes her more upset.

So Tsunade, with a dark face, said: "I'm #&*..."

At this moment, Tsunade had something to say, but she didn't know whether she should or shouldn't.

Seeing Tsunade's reaction, Kakashi guessed what she was thinking.

Kakashi thought this was fine.

If Tsunade hadn't become Hokage, she wouldn't have stayed obediently in the village; she would have run off somewhere long ago.

With Tsunade becoming Hokage and Jiraiya returning to Konoha, the village's strength will be greatly enhanced.

In short, from Kakashi's perspective, this outcome is very good.

"Tell Jiraiya to get back here right now. Since he's alive, why doesn't he come back to the village sooner?" Tsunade was furious.

It comes to mind that the hermit Fukasaku kept saying that Jiraiya was killed by Orochimaru.

Otherwise, Tsunade wouldn't have become Hokage.

Now, Tsunade suspects that Jiraiya has plotted against her.

After all, Jiraiya always thought she was suitable to be Hokage, and the light screen also said that she was the Fifth Hokage.

It's not surprising that Jiraiya schemed to make her Hokage.

The more Tsunade thought about it, the more convinced she became that this was indeed the case.

Therefore, Tsunade is getting angrier and angrier. It's just that Jiraiya isn't in front of her, otherwise she would definitely give him a good beating.

In short, Tsunade is in a very bad mood right now.

Kakashi was also sweating bullets; Tsunade was in a bad mood, and Kakashi felt the pressure.

If Tsunade were to vent her anger on Kakashi, his small frame wouldn't be able to handle it.

After leaving the Hokage Building, Kakashi went straight to find Naruto.

Nowadays, there are very few Konoha members who have made contracts with Mount Myōboku.

Not long after, Kakashi found Naruto nearby. Beside Naruto were two toads, each of which was not very big, only about half a meter long.

Compared to Gamabunta, the toad, who is only about half a meter tall, is tiny.

Naruto, on the other hand, was chatting happily with the two toads.

"Naruto, the Sixth Hokage, please have Jiraiya return to the village as soon as possible," Kakashi said to Naruto.

Naruto looked at the two toads.

The two toads then returned to Mount Myoboku.

……

At Mount Myōboku, Jiraiya was still recovering from his injuries. His injuries were too severe, and although the Great Toad Sage helped him heal, Jiraiya's injuries were not fully healed, only somewhat.

Knowing that Tsunade had become Hokage, Jiraiya was no longer worried about Konoha, so he didn't plan to return to the village too soon.

I felt very comfortable at Mount Myoboku.

As for the news that he is alive, let's keep it from Tsunade for now!
Once his injuries are fully healed, he can return to the village. When Tsunade asks, he can come up with a few excuses.

So, Jiraiya was in a good mood, but his good mood quickly vanished. Sure enough, two toads hopped and skipped right up to him.

Then, the two toads conveyed Tsunade's message, telling Jiraiya that since he was still alive, he should hurry back to Konoha.

"What? Tsunade knows?" Jiraiya was also shocked.

This is different from Jiraiya's plan.

Based on Jiraiya's understanding of Tsunade, Tsunade must be very angry right now, and she might even misunderstand that she was tricked by him, Jiraiya.

But honestly, he really didn't plot against Tsunade.

After all, he thought he would be killed by Orochimaru, but Orochimaru showed mercy, so he survived by chance.

But if he tells Tsunade the truth, will she believe him?
Jiraiya thought about it carefully and realized that Tsunade was unlikely to believe it.

But Tsunade told him to return to Konoha immediately, otherwise she would only get angrier.

If Tsunade is completely enraged, the consequences will be severe.

As a result, even though his injuries had not fully healed, Jiraiya had no choice but to return to Konoha.

……

In Konoha, beneath the Hokage Rock, Jiraiya returned to the village from Mount Myōboku.

As soon as Jiraiya appeared, the Anbu spotted him.

Then several ANBU ninjas appeared in front of Jiraiya.

Kakashi was not among these ANBU ninjas, but Itachi Uchiha was.

Currently, there is only one Uchiha left in the Anbu, namely Itachi.

Itachi also tried to ease the rift between the village and the Uchiha clan.

Although Tsunade is from the Senju clan, she has no prejudice against the Uchiha clan, but of course, she doesn't like them either.

However, Tsunade was relatively gentle towards the Uchiha clan.

Even without deliberate propaganda from the Konoha leadership, many in the village believed that the Uchiha clan was inherently evil, with Obito being the best example.

In the words of many villagers, Obito was the worst of the worst, a heartless bastard.

As a child, Obito was kind and helpful, but because his girlfriend—no, the person he secretly loved—died, he turned evil, and then all sorts of things happened.

Under the rule of the Fourth Hokage, Minato Namikaze, the village was thriving and things were going well. However, Obito's Nine-Tails attack led to many tragedies.

Naruto's tragic childhood can be attributed to Obito.

Obito blamed Minato for failing to save Rin, completely forgetting that Minato and Kushina had been very kind to him.

As for blaming Minato for failing to save Rin, that's a bit unreasonable; Minato is human too.

Furthermore, due to the Nine-Tails' attack, the Uchiha clan and the village became increasingly estranged, even though Obito also belonged to the Uchiha clan.

Just because the girl he secretly loved died, he turned to the dark side. Obito perfectly fits the description of the Uchiha as inherently evil, as Tobirama Senju said.

Because the evolution of the Sharingan requires strong emotional stimulation, the Uchiha who awakened the Mangekyou Sharingan were more or less extreme!
Therefore, Tobirama's statement that the Uchiha clan was evil was not entirely wrong; there was some basis to it.

In short, if Obito hadn't caused the Nine-Tails' attack, Konoha would have avoided many tragedies, and its strength wouldn't have been weakened so much.

Itachi was happy to see that Jiraiya was still alive.

Although Tsunade has only been Hokage for a short time, Itachi believes that Jiraiya would have been a better Hokage.

However, Tsunade has just become Hokage. If she suddenly steps down and Jiraiya continues as Hokage, it would be too frivolous and unrealistic.

But for Konoha, it's always a good thing that Jiraiya is still alive.

"Lord Jiraiya," Itachi said respectfully.

In fact, Itachi, who possesses the Mangekyou Sharingan, is not necessarily weaker than Jiraiya, but Itachi truly respects Jiraiya.

In Itachi's eyes, Jiraiya was a great ninja.

In addition, Itachi also noticed that Jiraiya was injured, and that the injury was quite serious.

"One against seven!" Jiraiya chuckled.

Then, Jiraiya went to see Tsunade.

Not long after, Jiraiya entered the Hokage's office through the window.

Upon seeing Jiraiya, Tsunade's temper flared up, and without asking any questions, she threw a punch.

"boom!"

Jiraiya tried to dodge, but he didn't have time, and Tsunade's fist landed on him.

Tsunade also used superhuman strength, so this punch was extremely powerful.

This was before Tsunade even used her full strength.

If Jiraiya hadn't been injured, it would have been fine, but the problem was that Jiraiya was injured, and quite seriously so. As a result, Tsunade's punch almost killed Jiraiya.

In fact, Tsunade regretted it the moment she punched Jiraiya.

Tsunade noticed that Jiraiya was injured, and she acted impulsively.

As for Jiraiya, he had just entered the Hokage's office through the window when he flew out of the window again.

Soon, Jiraiya collapsed to the ground.

Fortunately, Jiraiya survived, but he was on the verge of death.

Tsunade was also nervous. If she had known that Jiraiya was injured, she wouldn't have used her superhuman strength.

In a flash, Tsunade left the Hokage's office and arrived outside the Hokage Building.

Then, Tsunade busied herself treating Jiraiya.

Tsunade can be considered the number one medical ninja in the ninja world.

Under Tsunade's treatment, Jiraiya slowly recovered.

If it weren't for Tsunade's timely treatment, Jiraiya might have been killed.

However, even with Tsunade's medical ninjutsu, it wouldn't be easy to completely heal Jiraiya; it might take several months.

"Orochimaru is pretty ruthless," Tsunade muttered to herself.

Jiraiya, who was still conscious, thought to himself, "Orochimaru is ruthless, but Tsunade isn't? She almost killed him outright."

But Jiraiya couldn't speak now, so he could only grumble to himself.

Tsunade, who was treating Jiraiya, also noticed Jiraiya's expression.

Tsunade could guess Jiraiya's current thoughts, which made her face darken. She was different from Orochimaru.

……

Konoha Hospital.

Jiraiya's injuries, which had been treated by Tsunade, were not completely healed, but he was no longer in mortal danger.

Therefore, Tsunade brought Jiraiya from the hospital.

Given Jiraiya's current physical condition, it's estimated that he'll need to stay in the hospital for two months to fully recover.

Tsunade initially thought she had been tricked by Jiraiya, but now it seems that wasn't the case. Jiraiya wouldn't have paid such a high price to trick her.

Judging from the wounds on Jiraiya's body, he was almost killed by Orochimaru.

Therefore, it turns out that it really was just a coincidence, rather than a scheme against her as she thought. As a result, Tsunade no longer harbored resentment towards Jiraiya.

Although she forgave Jiraiya, Tsunade was still very unhappy.

Suddenly, an idea struck Tsunade. Although she was now the Hokage, Jiraiya, the former Hokage, could serve as an advisor. Furthermore, Jiraiya could handle all the documents that the Hokage needed to process in the future, which would make things much easier for her.

However, Jiraiya is too badly injured to be handed over to the Hokage in a short time.

(End of this chapter)