Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 39 What? Xiao Nan has 6000 billion explosive tags?
[Kakuzu: We've taken on a few more jobs recently, but the bounties are all too low, totaling only 3500 million taels. The organization's funds are still tight.]

[The scene shifts abruptly, revealing that Konan secretly embezzled public funds to purchase tens of thousands of explosive tags, which Pain turns a blind eye to.]

Konan single-handedly drove up the price of explosive tags in the ninja world.

Inside the Rain Village building, the masked man approached Konan.

"I've come to reclaim what belongs to me," the masked man said to Xiao Nan in a deep voice.

"Your ethereal form can only last for 5 minutes! Under 6000 billion explosive tags, you're doomed." As Xiao Nan spoke, she formed hand seals, and instantly, stacks of explosive tags appeared on the ground and walls...

The explosion of 6000 billion explosive tags was simply spectacular. However, despite the explosion lasting more than 5 minutes, the masked man did not die. Instead, he survived using Izanagi and then killed Konan with a single move.

(Izanagi: One of the ultimate eye techniques of the Uchiha clan. Once activated, it can erase events that are detrimental to oneself for a period of time, making them disappear and only bringing forth events that are beneficial to oneself. The activation time depends on each person's ability, but the cost of using the Sharingan is blindness.)

[Masked Man: Hmph, what a waste of one of my Sharingan eyes, foolish woman. It's fortunate you didn't learn the Mutual Explosion Tags technique, otherwise you might have actually killed me.]

As soon as the light screen was revealed, the entire ninja world was thrown into turmoil.

Somewhere in the Land of Rain, Kakuzu, wearing a straw hat, looked quite unwell.

What the hell?
He worked hard to raise funds for the organization, but Xiao Nan embezzled public funds.
No wonder the organization has been short of funds, and it's unclear where they're going. Xiao Nan must have used them to buy explosive tags!
but……

6000 billion detonating tags?
Are you kidding me?
Even if the organization used all its funds to buy explosive tags, and even if the funds doubled in the next few years, it still wouldn't be enough to buy 6000 billion tags!
Are there 6000 billion explosive tags in the ninja world?
Isn't this light screen a bit too exaggerated?

Also, did the masked man, Kenji Uchiha, kill Konan?
The masked man said he wanted to take back what belonged to him.
What in the Akatsuki organization belongs to the masked man?

Kakuzu felt that his brain wasn't working properly anymore.

Although he has five hearts, he only has one brain!

Di Yuanyu is still not powerful enough; it would be great if he had five brains.

……

Jiraiya, leaving Amegakure: "What? Konan has 6000 billion explosive tags?"

"Will Xiao Nan be killed by that masked man in the future?"

"Who exactly is Kenji Uchiha? I'd never heard of him before the screen was revealed."

Konan was also Jiraiya's disciple.

……

"How can it be repaired?"

Tu Zi was furious. The light screen said he would kill Konan in the future. What would Nagato and Konan think of that?
How can 'Uchiha Madara' control the Akatsuki organization now?
A giant pitcher plant emerged from the ground, its half-black and half-white appearance a source of great distress.

After planning for over a thousand years, and finally seeing a glimmer of hope, an unexpected turn of events occurred.

Ever since the light screen appeared, Jue has had a feeling of being unable to control the situation.

Fortunately, Obito's intelligence was lacking, and he had completely turned to the dark side, so his heart did not waver.

I wonder if Madara Uchiha saw the light barrier in the Pure Land. I hope he wasn't affected by it.

"Obito, what are you planning to do next?" Black Zetsu asked.

"Call me Ban." Tu Zi glared at Jue.

“Yes, Lord Madara,” White Zetsu said.

“Even if Nagato and Konan are wary of me, it’s not a big problem,” Obito sneered.

As long as there are his people in the organization, he can control Akatsuki from behind the scenes.

All Nagato needs to do is collect the Tailed Beasts.

He, Ohbito, is waiting to pick peaches.

hey-hey……

……

Rain Ninja Village.

On the top floor of a high-rise building filled with steel pipes, the gaunt Nagato sat in a wheelchair, with black chakra rods inserted into his back.

At this moment, Nagato was furious. That masked man who called himself Uchiha Madara had killed Konan; it was unforgivable.

"6000 billion explosive tags? The technique of multiplying explosive tags?" Xiao Nan muttered to herself.

But she doesn't even have 1 explosive tags right now, only a few thousand.

However, she plans to develop explosive tags using paper-based techniques. The development is almost complete. Once successful, she will be able to transform paper into explosive tags, but this will require her chakra to maintain. The number of explosive tags and their duration will depend on her chakra reserves.

However, according to her calculations, even if she developed the Paper Release: Exploding Tag Technique, with her current chakra reserves, she could at most convert a few hundred thousand sheets of paper into explosive tags, and the effect would last no more than 20 minutes.

But to say that she embezzled public funds to purchase 6000 billion explosive tags is an exaggeration.

Of course, she did not deny that she had misappropriated a small portion of the organization's funds.

Besides buying detonating tags, I also bought some other things.

As for her being killed by the masked man in the future...

What is the masked man trying to retrieve? And she is clearly trying to stop him.

"Could the thing the masked man is talking about be Nagato's Rinnegan?" Konan was also surprised.

Nagato was taken aback.

His Rinnegan?
Masaka…

He had always believed that he was born with these Rinnegan eyes, but...

Perhaps it was transplanted into him by someone else.

So, what is the purpose?

Was he used as a tool?
And that masked man, he always had doubts that the masked man was Uchiha Madara.

The legendary Uchiha Madara was a ninja world demon, known as one of the two great mountains of the Warring States period, but that masked man lacked grandeur.

The light screen says the masked man's name is Uchiha Kenji.

Based on this, the masked man is not Madara Uchiha.

But it must be the Uchiha clan.

When he calmed down and thought about it carefully, Nagato had a vague feeling that there was an invisible hand controlling everything behind the scenes, and he hoped that he was just overthinking it.

His fate, and Minami's fate, and Yahiko's fate, were all just pawns in someone else's game? To be manipulated and played with at will—what a joke! He didn't agree, he absolutely didn't agree.

His Rinnegan doesn't belong to anyone else; it's something he was born with. He is the chosen one, the one Jiraiya spoke of, who will bring about change to the ninja world.

He, Nagato, is... a god.

We must help this world grow.

Even the most naive child will grow after experiencing pain, and the world is still a child in his eyes. Therefore, he wants the world to feel pain. Only by experiencing pain can the world understand the preciousness of peace, and only then can the world grow.

Yahiko's path to peace has failed, and Nagato will achieve peace in his own way.

Peace is Yahiko's dream; the method to achieve peace is not important.

The result is what matters most, the process doesn't matter.

However, the light screen says that the masked man will kill Konan in the future, which is something to be wary of.

At this point, Nagato was already planning to turn against the masked man.

……

Scorpion studied the Crimson Secret Technique while keeping an eye on the light screen.

The screen said that Xiao Nan had embezzled public funds to buy 6000 billion explosive tags, which he couldn't believe.

Also, did the masked man kill Konan?

Kakuzu worked hard to raise funds for the organization, but Konan secretly embezzled public funds?

Has the organization itself become corrupt?
(End of this chapter)