Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 54 Clapping hands, whatever you shout comes true
In Konoha Year 13, Tsunade was still a child, and she loved to cling to her grandfather.

Hashirama also doted on Tsunade, even teaching her to gamble; however, Tsunade's gambling luck was comparable to his.

As Tsunade began refining chakra and learning ninjutsu...
Hashirama: Tsunade, is learning ninjutsu really that hard?

Seeing his granddaughter struggling to learn ninjutsu, Hashirama scratched his head, somewhat puzzled.

Tsunade pestered Hashirama to teach her.

After all, Hashirama was the First Hokage and the God of Shinobi. In Tsunade's eyes, he was the most powerful ninja, unmatched by anyone. So, as long as she was taught, she would definitely be able to easily become a powerful female ninja as well.

However, Tsunade's plan was well-thought-out, but reality was somewhat different from what she expected.

Hashirama was quite willing to teach Tsunade ninjutsu.

"Watch closely~"

Hashirama clapped his hands together, unleashing an A-rank ninjutsu. Then, he clapped his hands again, executing another ninjutsu, this time only a B-rank one…

Simply put, Hashirama could summon whatever he wanted by clapping his hands together.

Hashirama: Little Tsunade, have you learned it yet?

Tsunade: ...You've completely failed!

Everyone watching the light screen stared wide-eyed.

When Hashirama appeared on the light screen, everyone watched closely.

But seeing Hashirama teach Tsunade ninjutsu is just speechless.

You need to form hand seals to activate ninjutsu, right?

The God of Ninjas can activate ninjutsu with a simple clap of his hands? That's fine then. Otherwise, why would he be called the God of Ninjas? Mortals need to form hand seals, but gods certainly don't.

As for Tsunade, even with a ninja god teaching her step by step, she still couldn't learn. This child doesn't seem very smart at all.

Anyway, the problem definitely doesn't lie with the God of Ninjas.

The God of Ninjas personally teaches ninjutsu—what a stroke of luck! Still can't learn? Then you should look for the reasons within yourself.

In the Pure Land, Hashirama (the undead) was actively chatting in the Naruto chat group while watching the live stream on the screen. At this moment, he was scratching his head in a bit of embarrassment.

He instructed Tsunade in ninjutsu training when she was a child, but is that true, as mentioned on the screen? Probably... maybe... probably not!
Short book street.

At this moment, Tsunade's face had darkened.

Light screen, that's enough.

Shizune, standing to the side, gave Tsunade a strange look.

In addition, Shizune's image of the First Hokage has also changed.

There are two kinds of ninjas: the First Hokage and ordinary ninjas. The former can activate ninjutsu by simply clapping their hands together.

It's not Tsunade's fault for failing; anyone would have done the same, and they might not even be as good as Tsunade.

"No wonder the First Generation didn't take on any disciples," Shizune muttered to herself.

With an extraordinary being like the First Generation Master, an ordinary person would only fail to learn anything if they became his disciple!
In comparison, the Second Hokage trained several disciples. So, is this the difference between the First and Second Hokage?

……

Konoha.

At this moment, many people in the village looked on with admiration.

As expected of the First Generation!
The man known as the God of Ninjas truly deserves the title.

Compared to the Third Hokage, the First Hokage was the strongest!

"It turns out that Lady Tsunade received guidance from the First Hokage when she was a child, but she couldn't learn it."

"The First Hokage was Tsunade's grandfather, so it's normal that he would guide Tsunade in her training."

"It's not that Lady Tsunade is stupid, it's just that..."

"Then that's the problem with the First Generation?" "No, how could that be!"

……

There was much discussion throughout the village.

The power of the First Hokage is deeply ingrained in people's minds.

The Nine-Tails is the strongest tailed beast, stronger than the other eight tailed beasts combined, but the First Hokage claimed that he could give the Nine-Tails 999 arms.

Tsunade, one of the legendary Sannin of Konoha, was the architect of Konoha's medical ninja system. She possessed both strength and beauty, as well as wisdom. Yet, despite being such a person, she could not learn from the First Hokage's teachings.

The question isn't whether the First Hokage accepted disciples or not; it should be: what kind of geniuses are qualified to become the First Hokage's disciple?

At that moment, Fugaku, who was at the Konoha Police Department, thought of Madara Uchiha.

"That lord doesn't seem to have any disciples either."

No wonder Madara is on par with the First Hokage.

Although Madara was defeated and killed in the battle at the Valley of the End, Hashirama's victory was not easy either.

Furthermore, not long after the battle at the Valley of the End, the First Generation died.

Perhaps it was a bond; having killed his best friend with his own hands, the first generation felt utterly hopeless.

So, is this what it means to exist beyond the norm?
As the current head of the Uchiha clan, although he accidentally awakened the Mangekyou Sharingan during the Third Shinobi World War and possessed the legendary eyes of the Uchiha clan, he was self-aware and knew that he was far inferior to Hashirama on the screen.

Even the Menma who appeared on the screen, and Pain, were stronger than him.

Having a kaleidoscope doesn't mean you're invincible.

However, a three-tomoe Sharingan is at least a Jonin level, while a Mangekyou Sharingan is a Kage level level.

He wasn't very confident of winning against the Third Hokage, but he was quite confident of winning against Danzo, Mitokado Homura, or Utatane Koharu.

When Shisui was alive, his clan had two pairs of Mangekyou Sharingan. If they had launched a surprise coup and taken control of the Nine-Tails, the chances of success would have been over 30%!
As for now, if the Uchiha were to launch a coup, not only would the clan be wiped out, but the Uchiha name would also be lost, and Konoha would suffer huge losses, and war would likely follow.

For the sake of the greater good, the clan must never launch a coup.

If the situation spirals out of control completely, before the hardliners take action, all we can do is...

……

In the Naruto chat group.

Madara: Hasilama, you're still as idiotic as ever! With your granddaughter's aptitude, if you don't teach her hand seals, what ninjutsu can she learn? Nothing at all.

Tobirama: Uchiha Madara, show some respect to me, your brother.

Hashirama: ...Remember, there are some people in this world who don't reason with you. These people all have one name: geniuses.

Tobirama: ...

Is there a problem? Absolutely no problem.

Hashirama and Madara are the true geniuses, while Kakashi and others, although they are also called geniuses, are pseudo-geniuses and are only passable in Hashirama's eyes.

Obito: @Uchiha Madara, the King of Dance, won't you say a few more words?
Ban: Oh, what did you call me? Think about it carefully before you speak.

Obito: (Madara reaches out and grabs a ninja by the neck: You want to dance too?.JPG)

[Spotted: How can it be repaired?]

The masked man, who had not yet left the Land of Water, was deep in thought.

Did Ban mistake that imposter for him?
"Ban shouldn't be easily fooled. Could there be another me? But how is that possible?"

The masked man looked at the members of the Naruto chat group. Some of them were undead, so he didn't mention them. As for the living ones, he considered using genjutsu to control one of them so that he could communicate with Madara.

He needed to find out who was the imposter who was "flirting" with Lin in the chat group.

The current consideration is which one to control.

How about Konoha's Might Guy?
(End of this chapter)