Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 69 This broken group is better left alone!
"Akatsuki organization?"

Jiraiya frowned.

Is Naruto currently with the Akatsuki?

Or rather, in Amegakure, Pain killed Hanzo, and Akatsuki took control of Amegakure and even the entire Land of Rain.

The Land of Rain was not without voices of resistance against Akatsuki, but none of them could stir up any significant waves.

Jiraiya was considering whether the information was reliable, and this information came from Orochimaru.

Unfortunately, Orochimaru did not appear in person, but only sent a summoning beast to deliver the message.

If this information is false, what is Orochimaru's purpose? If it is true, what is his purpose?
Simply helping Konoha? That's not Orochimaru's style, so there must be some other purpose behind it.

Regardless of whether it's true or not, Jiraiya will definitely have to go to Amegakure.

If Nero were in Amegakure, even if he came to us, we would take him away and send him back to Konoha.

If Akatsuki forces Naruto to stay, Konoha might declare war on Amegakure.

If Konoha launches a war against the ninja villages of the surrounding small countries, will the other four ninja villages, as well as the numerous small countries, just stand by and watch?
Therefore, if not handled properly, a fourth Shinobi World War is possible.

He only hoped that Nagato and Konan would give him, as their teacher, some face.

As he pondered this, Jiraiya hurried toward Amegakure.

With a stomp of his wooden clogs on the ground, he leaped into the air and, using a teleportation technique, disappeared into the distance in the blink of an eye.

Early in the morning, a curtain of light appeared in the sky.

Amegakure Village.

Naruto, who was sleeping in, immediately got up when he heard someone outside say that the light screen had reappeared.

I dressed as quickly as possible and then ran to the window.

I opened the glass window; it was still drizzling outside.

Looking up, you can see a screen of light.

With the appearance of the light screen, the Naruto chat group was also opened.

One by one, the group members came online.

however……

[Group member 'Thousand-Handed Buddha' has been removed from the group chat due to low activity. You can apply to join in 15 seconds. If there are too many applications, it will be randomly selected...]

Pure Land, Thousand-Handed Buddha (the deceased): ? ? ?
Is it wrong for him to like diving?

Activity level refers to chatting in the group, posting pictures, and posting videos.

As for the pictures and videos that appear in the group, group members need to use chakra to edit them.

After joining the group, Qian Shou Fo Jian remained inactive, refusing to accept private messages from others. As a result, his activity level was 0, the lowest in the group.

Unexpectedly, they were kicked out due to low activity levels.

So, the least active member in the group will be kicked out?

"Hmph, this lousy group is better off gone!" Thousand Hands Butsuma cursed angrily.

This is absolutely outrageous!
...I was angry, but I also felt regret.

It wasn't mentioned in the group announcement!
If he had known that having the lowest activity level would get him kicked out of the group, he wouldn't have stayed inactive all this time!

Although you can still apply to join the group, it goes without saying that there are definitely a lot of people applying to join now.

Besides, he's the father of the God of Ninjas, and he got kicked out of the group chat, yet he still went and applied to rejoin? Doesn't he have any pride?

Uchiha Tajima: I'm dying of laughter, Butsuma is such an idiot.

(Uchiha Tajima, Madara's father, died at age 42, activity level 2)

In the group, Uchiha Tajima's activity level was among the lowest, but at least it was 2, while Butsuma's was 0.

With Fuma being kicked out of the group, Tajima is now the least active member.

Tajima didn't want to be kicked out of the group because of low activity; that would be too embarrassing.

So, I stopped diving and started bubbling up in the chat.

"You get kicked out of the group if you have the lowest activity level?" Hashirama Senju scratched the back of his head.

Tobirama Senju frowned. This damn group didn't say anything!
No matter what, it's embarrassing for your father to be kicked out of the group!
Suddenly, no one was lurking in the group anymore.

However, at this time, there were too many people applying to join the group.

As the group owner, Meiqian checks the applications to join the group.

Even with the restriction that only those with chakra can apply, the number of applicants is still too large. There are over 1 Iwagakure ninja alone, and of course, some of them are spirits from the Pure Land.

I chose Kakashi.

Kakashi has joined the Naruto chat group!

Konoha.

Kakashi's eyes widened in surprise; he had only given it a try.

There must be a lot of people from Konoha applying to join the group alone. Looking at the entire ninja world, the number is absolutely staggering. To randomly select someone and actually choose him, he's quite lucky!

When Kakashi joined the group, Rin Nohara smiled and congratulated him.

Kakashi is @Nohara Rin @Uchiha Obito.

……

Obito stared intently at the light screen in mid-air.

Kakashi has also joined the group.

Now, in the Naruto chat group, Kakashi, Rin, and 'him' have started chatting.

"Kakashi is an idiot, didn't he realize that Obito in the group is an imposter?" Obito cursed inwardly.

However, the imposter in the group is quite capable for being able to fool Rin and Kakashi.

Furthermore, it seems that Madara Uchiha was also deceived.

So, is that Obito in the group really an imposter?
At first, he suspected that the Naruto chat group was staged by the light screen itself, but after investigation, he found that it was not fake.

……

Jiraiya arrived outside Amegakure.

Nagato, inside the tower in the village, had already sensed Jiraiya.

Nagato guessed that Jiraiya might also know that Naruto was currently in Amegakure.

Naruto is not only the son of the Fourth Hokage, but also the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki. Konoha will not give up on him easily.

But Nagato didn't want to hand Naruto over.

Jiraiya did not infiltrate Amegakure, but registered at the village entrance.

With no obstacles along the way, Jiraiya arrived at the foot of the tower.

Upon entering the tower, one sees Pain and Konan.

Of the six Pains, only the Deva Path has appeared; the other five are hidden in the shadows.

"Jiraiya-sensei, what brings you here this time?" Konan put down the origami she was holding and asked.

"The Nine-Tails Jinchuriki is an important force in Konoha and cannot be lost, yet he was kidnapped. Is he currently in Amegakure?" Jiraiya asked directly without beating around the bush.

"If you can't even protect your Jinchuriki, Konoha is truly rotten. Jiraiya-sensei, Naruto is the last surviving member of the Uzumaki clan. He'll live a good life if he stays in Amegakure," Pain said calmly.

When it came to Konoha, Pain was contemptuous and disdainful.

Konoha, known as the strongest ninja village and a cradle of geniuses, boasts numerous powerful ninjas and is certainly strong in protecting the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki. Yet, Awei still managed to kidnap Naruto. What does this signify?
As for Jiraiya knowing that Naruto is in Amegakure, that's no longer important.

"Hand Naruto over to me, let me take him back to Konoha." Jiraiya wasn't making a suggestion, it was almost a command.

Furthermore, Jiraiya's face was unusually serious.

Clearly, if Nagato refuses, a battle is inevitable.

Xiao Nan looked at Pain.

"I'm sorry, Jiraiya-sensei, I cannot comply!" Pain Tendo replied without hesitation.

Jiraiya's pride is no longer effective.

The atmosphere suddenly became tense, and a battle was about to break out.

Konan sighed, but still stood beside Pain.

Jiraiya didn't want to fight either, but he had to bring Naruto back to Konoha.

Immediately, Jiraiya formed hand seals and began to perform ninjutsu.

Pain, the Deva Path, confronts Jiraiya.

Konan hasn't made a move yet, and the other five Pain's have also appeared.

(End of this chapter)