Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 81 Sarada? Naruto, you've gone a bit too far.
The Fourth Ninja World War?
It was only mentioned briefly on the screen, without revealing much information.

However, the Seventh Hokage was actually Naruto Uzumaki.

For a moment, everyone in Konoha who was watching the light screen, as well as their ninja pets or summoned beasts, stared wide-eyed.

Outside the village, there were even more surprises.

[Sasuke, Sakura, and Sarada, a family of three... their house doesn't even have a floor-to-ceiling window, and the mortgage isn't paid off yet. Oh, right, Sakura sold the house to pay off the mortgage.]

Mikoto: Sarada?

Looking at the adorable little girl on the screen, Mikoto couldn't help but smile slightly. Her granddaughter?
only……

Still have to pay off the mortgage?
More importantly, the house that Sakura bought with her earnings was also the one she paid off to support her daughter.

Such a daughter-in-law... is so virtuous.

Looking at her second son, Mikoto couldn't help but frown. "Sass has really made something of himself! He's even living off a woman."

At the same time, Fugaku's face darkened. He realized he needed to pay more attention to Sasuke's education; otherwise, he would grow up to be a kept man.

However, Sakura is a really good daughter-in-law, and... Sarada too?
My lovely granddaughter!
Sasuke:? ? ?
He is still a child!
The Sarada on the screen is older than him! Is she his future daughter?
No, the important thing is that he's going to be Sakura's husband in the future?

Ino, from the Yamanaka clan, was completely devastated. She also liked Sasuke, and Sakura's wide forehead had stolen her Sasuke away—how could that be?!
……

Haruno family.

Sakura covered her face with both hands, her face flushed red, steam rising from her head, and she almost fainted.

She'll be Sasuke's wife in the future? And they'll have a lovely daughter? How wonderful!
Behind Sakura, Haruno Akira and Haruno Mebuki exchanged a glance. Son-in-law? Granddaughter?

“Don’t think too much about it. What’s shown on the screen is just the original trajectory of fate. In fact, the future has already changed since the screen first appeared,” Haruno Chiu said to his wife.

Haruno Bud also understands.

Although Sakura was supposed to marry Sasuke according to the original course of fate, since the future has changed, Sakura's future husband may not necessarily still be Sasuke.

Or, even if Sakura does marry Sasuke in the future, she may not necessarily have a daughter named Sarada. She might have a son, or the daughter she has might be completely different from the Sarada on the screen.

So let's just let things take their natural course; interfering too much isn't a good idea!

……

Itachi's gaze was also fixed on the light screen.

Sarada? His niece?
Looking at Sasuke on the screen again, my little brother has grown up so much!
For a moment, a smile appeared on Itachi's face.

However, his smile froze the next moment.

What the hell?

[The scene shifts to Sasuke, Sakura, Sarada, and the Seventh Hokage, Naruto Uzumaki.]
Sarada: Daddy must have given his first kiss to Mommy!

Sasuke didn't speak, but he glanced at Naruto.

Naruto scratched his head awkwardly.

Many people in the ninja world laughed.

The screen had previously revealed that Naruto and Sasuke shared a "kiss of bond" when they graduated from the Ninja Academy, although it was an accident.

Sarada: So Mom's first kiss must have been with Dad!

Sakura: ... (also glances at Naruto)
Naruto was even more embarrassed.

Sarada: ...

Fugaku:? ? ?
Mikoto:? ? ?
Sasuke:? ? ?
Itachi: ? ? ?

Minato inside the Grim Reaper's belly: ? ? ?
Pure Land's Kushina: ? ? ?

……

The amount of information is quite large!
Everyone knows that Sasuke gave his first kiss to Naruto; it was an accident. But Sakura also gave her first kiss to Naruto? What's going on?

"Are you kidding me?" Sakura was furious at home. She had given her precious first kiss to Naruto.

Even Sakura's parents couldn't remain calm.

Naruto, you've gone a bit too far!
In the Naruto chat group,
Might Guy: What kind of youth is this? I don't quite understand.

Kakashi: ...Ahem, bonds, bonds under the Will of Fire.

Hashirama: This isn't the true Will of Fire. I proposed the Will of Fire, and I have the final say on its interpretation. Uchiha Tajima: The demise of a clan renowned throughout the ninja world wasn't due to the swords of enemies, but because a beast emerged within the clan, and that beast's brother even lived off a woman! What a disgrace! This is utterly shameful for the Uchiha clan! How did Fugaku become the clan head? How did he act as a father? This old man...

Itachi also noticed the chat group and saw Tajima's message in the group; his expression didn't look good either.

Calling someone a beast on the left and a beast on the right, is that polite?
Forget it, given his magnanimity, there's no need for him to get angry over a few words from a dead man.

……

Jiraiya was wrapped in bandages and using crutches. His injuries hadn't healed and he should have been lying down, but he insisted on getting up and walking around.

I saw Konan and Naruto.

Konan was looking at Naruto with a strange expression.

As for Naruto, he seemed a bit exasperated.

Naruto absolutely disagreed with what was said on the screen.

No, Naruto does agree to a little bit.

For example, Sakura gave him her first kiss.

but……

Sakura gave her first kiss to him, so why did she marry Sasuke? What does this all mean?
"This is obviously another prank by the light screen, it's completely unbelievable," Naruto shouted.

Even Jiraiya could tell there was an element of parody involved.

But Sasuke and Sakura are together, and they have a daughter, Sarada, so that should be correct.

As for Sasuke giving his first kiss to Naruto, that's quite believable, though it was just an accident.

Perhaps Sakura's first kiss was also given to Naruto by accident.

"Why did Tsunade's first kiss inevitably go to me?" Jiraiya looked at Naruto with a hint of jealousy.

……

Several police officers looked at Fugaku strangely.

"Minister, the light screen is just a prank and shouldn't be believed," Uchiha Tetsuka said, suppressing a laugh.

Fugaku, however, kept a dark expression on his face.

The eldest son defected, and the younger son grew up to be a kept man?
The rift between the clan and the village grew wider, and he, as the clan leader, was incompetent.

He has a harmonious family life with his wife, but he has failed to raise his two sons well.

While Mikoto also bears some responsibility for not raising her son well, the majority of the blame lies with him!
Not only was Tiehuo holding back his laughter, but the other police officers were also holding back their laughter.

They would have burst out laughing if they weren't in front of Fugaku.

However, many villagers and ninjas in the village were grinning.

"Hahaha……"

"...Pfft...Hahaha..."

"Haha~"

……

The entire leaf was filled with a cheerful atmosphere.

As for Sasuke, he had a dark expression and seemed reluctant to save Naruto.

It's probably better to stay away from Naruto from now on!
As for Sakura, he... also didn't want to face it.

"Sasuke's over there~"

Suddenly, several people appeared not far away. One of them spotted Sasuke first, and then several others ran over. They were all children of the Uchiha clan, the youngest being about the same age as Sasuke, and the oldest being about 10 years old.

Sasuke's expression changed, and he ran away without hesitation.

Before Itachi's defection, Sasuke didn't particularly enjoy playing with the children in his clan, and now he's even less willing to do so.

Sasuke quickly shook off the children behind him and secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

(End of this chapter)