Hong Kong variety show: I Am a Tycoon

Barney's eyes flickered as he watched Chen Jiajun's departing figure.

Barney then called his men to a meeting at the auto repair shop.

Barney's suicide squad consisted of five people besides him, the captain.

Vice-Captain Christmas, Assault Team Yin Yang, Assault Team Toll Road, Sniper Gunner, Firepower Team Caesar.

"Alright, now that everyone's here, I'll get straight to the point," Barney said to the group. "We've got a new job, one that involves the Yin and Yang."

Vice-captain Christmas was taken aback for a moment, then said jokingly, "This guy actually has connections?"

Yin Yang glared at him with displeasure, then said to Barney, "Who is it?"

"They said Cao Weicai introduced them! Do you remember him?" Barney asked.

Yin Yang frowned and said, "He was from Citibank, but he recently went solo!"

“Wow, this is a big fat sheep!” said the simple-minded Gunnar.

Barney nodded and said, "He's definitely a big fish in the sea. He plans to have us lead the way to Colombia for two million dollars. We don't need to do anything; we just need a guide."

"Are you sure?" Christmas asked skeptically. "That place is full of damn drug dealers!"

Barney spread his hands and said, "I'm not sure either, that's why I came to discuss with you whether or not to take it."

"catch!"

"I think I can accept it."

Yin Yang and Gongna said in unison.

Neither of them thought much about it; one was short of money, and the other was greedy.

However, Christmas and the others frowned and said, "I think we should be more cautious. If a firefight breaks out in Colombia, we could very well be surrounded."

Barney said calmly, "Don't worry about that. I have connections in Colombia. As long as we're careful, there shouldn't be any major problems. What I'm worried about is... our employer!"

"Hmm?" Everyone turned their attention to Barney.

Barney frowned and said, "This Asian man gives me a very dangerous feeling! Don't laugh, this intuition has saved me several times on the battlefield!"

After a moment's thought, Toll Road said to Barney, "Let's sign a supplementary clause that allows us to disengage immediately if we encounter danger. They just need us to guide them, right? If they have nothing to hide, they'll naturally agree!"

Upon hearing about the toll road, everyone nodded in agreement.

Barney nodded when he saw that everyone had agreed.

After all, two million is no small sum for their small team.

The next day, Barney changed into a suit and went to the hotel where Chen Jiajun was staying, where he met Chen Jiajun in the suite on the top floor.

"Have you thought it through?" Chen Jiajun asked Barney.

Barney nodded: "Just leading the way, scouting?"

“That’s right!” Chen Jiajun spread his hands and said, “Any more doubts?”

“Yes, firstly, how many people are involved in the operation? Secondly, we need to sign a withdrawal agreement,” Barney said, holding up two fingers.

"There are eight of us on this side!" Chen Jiajun said calmly. "As for what you mean by withdrawing from the agreement?"

Barney stated directly, "What I mean is, if we encounter anything unrelated to the plan, we can withdraw from this mission at any time."

Chen Jiajun chuckled: "You guys are quite careful, but I agree!"

Barney breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Great, when do we set off?"

……

The next day, at a small airport, Chen Jiajun and his men arrived on time.

The members of the suicide squad were already waiting there.

Upon seeing Chen Jiajun and his group arrive, his expression immediately turned serious.

Because apart from the fact that the boss, Chen Jiajun, was still wearing an expensive suit.

Doom and his men had all changed into combat suits from Guojun Security Company and were armed to the teeth.

The entire suicide squad was completely stunned.

Vice-captain Christmas whispered with a jealous look, "These guys' gear alone could buy our whole team!"

"Shut up!" Barney rolled his eyes and walked towards Chen Jiajun.

Chen Jiajun looked at Barney with a relaxed expression and said, "Alright, let's get ready to move in!"

Barney glanced curiously at Doom and the others and asked, "Who are these people?"

Chen Jiajun said with a smile, "Don't worry, they are the combat personnel from Guojun Security Company. You are just guides."

"Okay!" Barney sighed and started preparing his old machine.

After boarding the plane, Chen Jiajun found a place to sit down at random, while Doom and the others sat separately around him.

On the other side were Barney's men, who were scrutinizing Chen Jiajun and his group.

After the plane took off, Yin Yang couldn't help but ask, "Mr. Chen, haven't we met somewhere before?"

When Chen Jiajun saw Yin Yang speaking Cantonese, he smiled and said, "A Hong Konger? When did you come here?" "Several years ago!" Yin Yang frowned and said, "You too?"

Chen Jiajun spread his hands and said, "Obviously, as for you saying you've seen me... I think I have some reputation in Hong Kong."

Yin Yang nodded, then shut his mouth. He wasn't one to talk too much anyway.

The plane soon arrived in Bogotá, the capital of Colombia.

Barney seemed to have connections in Bogotá, as the plane passed through airspace smoothly and landed at a farm on the outskirts of Bogotá.

After a group of people got off the plane, an old man with yellow teeth walked over.

Seeing the two groups of soldiers disembarking from the plane, he wasn't afraid. Instead, he hugged Barney and joked, "Are you Americans planning to attack Bogotá?"

Barney laughed and said, "Get lost! Where's what I told you to prepare?"

"It's in the warehouse, but let me give you a heads-up. Although your gear is like a pretty girl's, I advise you not to wear it out on the street! Otherwise, you might get shot!" the old man said casually, his hands behind his back.

Barney nodded, then looked at Chen Jiajun.

Chen Jiajun shrugged and said, "Got it, I'll buy them a floral shirt and floral shorts later."

Barney got several cars from the old man and then led Chen Jiajun and his group into the city.

“Now you can tell us who you’re going to take on?” Barney said in a low voice.

Chen Jiajun said casually, "You should know about the three major families in Colombia, right?"

“Ochoa, Gacha, Pablo!” Barney said, frowning. “You’re going to take on one of them?”

Chen Jiajun shook his head and said, "Some people are planning to cause trouble on my turf while I'm not home. I'm going to teach them a lesson, not kill them!"

Barney took a deep breath and said, "This isn't a simple guiding job. If we get involved, we'll suffer a crazy retaliation."

Chen Jiajun looked at Barney as if he were an idiot and said, "What kind of guide do you think is worth two million US dollars?"

Barney immediately flew into a rage: "So you're saying we don't have to fight? When a fight breaks out, how can we not fight? You're fucking setting us up!"

Chen Jiajun said coldly, "I told you we don't need you if you don't have to lift a finger. Now, lead the way. Once we find Pablo in Medellín, you can take your men and get lost!"

“Don’t forget we have a withdrawal agreement!” Barney continued.

Chen Jiajun said disdainfully, "We'll talk about that after you've been in danger, or are you saying your suicide squad is full of cowards!"

Chen Jiajun's voice was loud, immediately drawing angry glares from the members of the suicide squad.

Especially Gunnar, who looks like Frankenstein's monster, is already unusually tall and has a very impulsive personality.

Hearing Chen Jiajun's mockery, the guy immediately stormed over and said angrily, "Shorty, what the hell did you say?"

Barney was immediately alarmed and quickly stopped him, saying, "Gonna, don't be impulsive!"

Unfortunately, Barney's shout came too late. Gunnar was already within three steps of Chen Jiajun, raising his fist and yelling at Chen Jiajun, "Show me some respect, you shorty!"

Just as Gunnar was about to punch Chen Jiajun in the face, Chen Jiajun still had a mocking smile on his lips.

He didn't even glance at the fist that was as big as a sandbag.

The next moment, a man of similar height stood in front of Chen Jiajun.

Almost no one saw how Doom moved; they only saw him grab Gunnar's fist with one hand.

Gunnar felt as if his fist was being clamped in an iron clamp; no matter how hard he tried, Doom's arm wouldn't budge.

Doom grinned, then opened his palm and slapped Gunnar across the face, saying, "Kid, I advise you to show some respect for our boss!"

Doom didn't slap him hard, but that's what made it all the more insulting.

Gunnar was a madman to begin with, and in a fit of rage, he drew his huge machete from his waist.

Barney Ross was shocked when he saw this and immediately said, "Stop this guy!"

However, Doom didn't care at all, and with his free hand, he slapped Gunnar in the chest.

An overwhelming force sent Gunnar flying, sword and all, tumbling several times on the ground before coming to a stop.

Seeing that Gunnar's eyes were already red and his face was full of murderous intent, he was about to pounce on her again.

Chen Jiajun's face also darkened, and he said to Barney, "You can't even control your own people? It seems I'll have to lower my opinion of you again!"

After saying that, Chen Jiajun turned to Doom and said, "If he dares to rush up again, kill him without hesitation!"

Upon hearing Chen Jiajun's words, Barney and the others had no choice but to immediately take Gunnar into custody.

Although this guy has a master's degree in chemistry from MIT, there's something really wrong with his brain.

It took several of his men working together to subdue Gunnar.

“I’m going to kill him! I’m going to kill that dwarf!” Gunnar roared.

This guy was physically very strong; Barney and the others couldn't hold him down.

Finally, Yin Yang resorted to dirty tricks, smashing the guy's head with the butt of a gun, knocking him unconscious.

"Alright, buddy, he needs to calm down," Barney said, catching his breath. "He's not thinking straight, so don't provoke him!"

Chen Jiajun said calmly, "I only care about my mission. Either you go back the way you came, but you won't get the final payment! And from now on, don't call yourselves the Suicide Squad, call yourselves the Sissy Squad! Or you shut up now, take us to Medellín, and then take the final payment and leave!" (End of Chapter)