Siheyuan: Relieve stress and relieve worries

Chapter 1190 Zhai Gong's Surprise
The west bedroom in the early morning is warm and elegant.

"Tell me, did you lie to me too?" Ugly Girl blinked her big eyes, squatted on a stool, and looked at Kournikova on the bed.

Kournikova didn't want to pay any attention to her; she was unfairly beaten.

"You lied to Grandma saying you were going to study, and then you went to learn to cook, didn't you? I knew it." Ugly Girl seemed to have discovered a big secret and wasn't going to let him off the hook.

“No, I was forced. I studied, but I didn’t learn to cook,” Kournikova shouted.

"Keep being stubborn. I'll go get a bucket of salt water and soak the rattan in it. Maybe we can use it tonight." Ugly Girl jumped off the stool and walked out.

Kournikova was on the verge of tears. What kind of sister was this? She couldn't stay here any longer.

Kournikova rolled off the bed, quietly opened the door, and just as she turned around...

"Bring Daben along, he doesn't seem to have eaten anything." Grandma's voice came from inside the house.

As I walked to the gate, I saw Da Ben following me listlessly.

Kournikova looked at it and said, "Serves you right for being so cocky. You've been taking baths so much that you can't even eat. You're the dumbest cow ever."

"Hey, you too, can't you go out and find something to eat yourself? Um... I'll teach you how to open the door when we get back."

The man and the ox headed straight into the mist.

The fog was thick, and only the Mercedes knew the way. Kournikova wisely closed her eyes and lay down on the cow's back.

"Bang" a loud noise.

Kournikova opened her eyes and said, "Every time I come, I won't appear unless there's some kind of commotion."

The Mercedes was eating voraciously; it was truly hungry.

The main hall, not far away, faces Kournikova.

Kournikova jumped off the cow's back. "Once a stranger, twice a friend, we can be considered friends."

Kournikova walked over, pushed open the door, and went inside. "Huh, this wasn't the arrangement yesterday. Where are the statues of the three old men?"

A round, golden elixir, as big as a millstone, rolled in front of him.

"You're a liar," the elixir spoke.
"Are you a magic pill?" Kournikova asked, intrigued.

The immortal pill frowned, thought for a long time, and said, "I am not."

Kournikova then asked, "Are you an imposter elixir?"

"I am not an imposter, I am Linglong," the elixir said earnestly.

"So you mean you are Linglong, and you are the appearance of a celestial pill?" Kournikova continued to ask.

Linglong felt wronged and burst into tears, saying, "I've only ever seen pills. I don't want to become a cauldron. It's ugly."

"Then can you become something else too? Why are you crying? Just choose another one," Kournikova comforted her.

"Bang!" Kournikova was stunned, looking at herself opposite her. "You can't turn into me. How can we have a pleasant conversation like this?"

Linglong blinked and said, "I've seen you before. Oh, and those three old men too."

Looking at her own adorable blinking face across from her, Kournikova vowed that if she ever acted cute again, she would make sure the Mercedes went three days without grass.

“The old man is quite cute,” Kournikova said.

“I don’t want to, I’m still a child,” Linglong said.

Kournikova thought for a moment and then said, "Do you want to become an animal, a person, or an object?"

Linglong thought for a moment and then asked, "What are animals, what are people, and what are objects?"

Kournikova wanted to end the conversation; perhaps only Ugly Girl could communicate with her.

Kournikova pulled out a notebook and pen, busily working on them. "Come on, choose one you like."

He then handed a pile of paintings to Linglong, who began to choose, selecting and selecting.

Kournikova fell asleep until she heard a "moo" sound outside.

Kournikova opened her eyes, while Linglong was still choosing.

"You choose first, I'm going back." Kournikova stood up. When she reached the door, she turned to Linglong and said, "You should turn back into the elixir first. Seeing myself makes me a little scared."

"I've made my choice." With a "bang," a little girl half a meter tall appeared, with a pigtail pointing to the sky, a big tail, and a pair of silver wings.

"What are you trying to do? Are you trying to turn into a demon? You look like a ginseng doll, with eagle wings, and it's silver. What's the point of having a tail?" Kournikova said.

“They’re all my favorites. Their tails swishing back and forth are so pretty,” Linglong replied.

Kournikova didn't care anymore; as long as it wasn't her, it was fine. "Alright, I'm leaving."

"Let's go, together," Linglong said, wagging her tail.

"Why are you following me home?" Kournikova said. "I can't carry such a big hall."

“We’ve always been together. I heard you cheating people out of money,” Linglong said.

Kournikova waved her hand. "Wait a minute, I'm a little confused. You've been with me all this time, since when?"

"The moment you left the main hall and got kicked was the moment I entered your body. The main hall was also inside your body," Linglong said, blinking her big eyes.

Kournikova snapped, "What the hell? You and it are still inside me! Did you pay your rent? Then come in. Where are you?"

Linglong blinked her big eyes and said, "Your dantian, and I am your Sumeru Little Sprite. We are in cahoots."

Kournikova asked, "Where is the dantian? What is Sumeru?"

Linglong was almost in tears, sobbing, "I'm giving you the inheritance, but you don't look at it or learn it. How can I explain it to you? If you learn it, you'll know everything."

Kournikova said somewhat embarrassedly, "I don't understand anything about 'secrets,' 'paths,' 'meridians,' or anything like that, so I haven't looked into it. Is there any other way?"

"Taking drugs," Linglong said.

Linglong flipped her hand and took out a small porcelain bottle, saying, "This is the Azure Cloud Golden Pill, which will allow you to skip the Qi Refining stage and go directly to the Spirit Transformation stage. I guess you'll know everything then."

Kournikova hesitated, took the porcelain bottle, and said, "I'll put it aside for now, and try harder to study. It's better to be down-to-earth."

As Linglong walked, she said, "Whatever you want, let's go. By the way, there's everything in the Dantian Small World, and people can live there too. There's no one in there now, and there's also the main hall. There are good things there. Everyone else has ascended."

Kournikova was shocked. "I have a world, where is it? Oh, right, the dantian. Where is the dantian? This is driving me crazy."

When Da Ben saw Linglong, he gave her a "moo" as a greeting.

Linglong leaped onto the cow's back, letting out a string of silvery laughter. Kova led the cow, walking away listlessly.

In the Xishan compound, Kournikova pushed the door open but couldn't get it open, so she knocked on it.

Ugly Girl opened the door and immediately saw Linglong. Instantly, tears streamed down her face.

"You don't want me anymore, do you? Just because I filled a basin with salt water."

Kournikova was stunned and said, "No, why would I not want you?"

"You've picked up another little sister, you want her to replace me, and then you'll throw me away, Grandma! Grandma!"

Ugly Girl ran inside while crying and shouting.

"What is all this nonsense?" Kournikova was completely bewildered.

The night is alluring, and people are deep in thought.

Grandma sat behind the square table as steady as a mountain, Ugly Girl sat to Grandma's left indignantly, and Linglong sat to Grandma's right gloating.

Kournikova was utterly despondent. They didn't believe her when she told the truth, they didn't believe Linglong's testimony, and they still didn't believe her when she dragged Daben to the backyard to make a solemn vow.

"Okay, let's just say I picked up another little sister over there. Ugly Girl is lonely too, it'll be good to have a companion," Kournikova said helplessly.

Ugly Girl smiled, jumped off the stool, and pulled Linglong along, "Little sister, I'll protect you from now on. You'll share a room with me, and I have lots of delicious food. Come on, let's go."

The two girls ran off, and Grandma sighed, saying, "What's meant to be will be. Let nature take its course."

Grandma picked up her cane and went inside.

Kournikova lay in her rocking chair, gazing at the moon, and murmured, "A small world!"

(End of this chapter)