Jidao Wusheng: I am invincible in my flesh and tear the weirdness apart with my bare hands

"It's delicious, then please have some more, Master Zhang."

Xi Bufan waved his hand, signaling for more tea to be brought over.

in this way.

Half a day passed.

Zhang Lingshan continued to drink his tea in silence, without revealing his purpose.

But Xi Bufan felt increasingly anxious.

something wrong.

There must be a problem.

Although he didn't know what the problem was, Xi Bufan had a gut feeling that something was wrong with the spiritual mountain in front of him.

"Lord Zhang!"

at last.

Xi Bufan couldn't hold back any longer and shouted, "Mountain Lord, since you've come here, just say what you have to say. What's the point of just drinking tea all the time? If you like our Fu Sect's tea, I'll send you 100,000 catties of it directly from Mount Ling."

"Okay."

Zhang Lingshan said calmly.

Xi Bufan shouted, "In that case, please accept this, Master Zhang."

With a flick of his right hand, a packet of tea flew fiercely toward Zhang Lingshan.

"One must not be disrespectful to the mountain lord."

Master Tianhe shouted loudly, and strands of yellow talismans shot out from his sleeves, immediately stopping the packet of tea in mid-air.

Xi Bufan was slightly taken aback.

He had always felt that this Daoist Tianhe was just there to fill a quota. He was weak in cultivation but quite old. The reason he was able to come with Zhang Lingshan must be because he was an old servant in Zhang Lingshan's household.

Unexpectedly, this guy's talisman skills were actually quite good.

This move of mine is something that no one who is not proficient in talisman magic can easily block.

This Taoist priest, Tianhe, simply handed out yellow talismans to block his tea bags.

Although he won by having a large number of yellow talismans.

But to win against Xi Bufan by sheer number of yellow talismans is already quite remarkable.

"Xiao Fan'er, what are you doing?"

Wu Chengxian was slow to realize what was going on. He didn't know what he was thinking before, but after Daoist Tianhe made his move, he reacted and said, "Disrespecting the Mountain Lord is a capital offense. Do you want to die?"

"Humph."

Xi Bufan snorted coldly and said, "What mountain lord? He's clearly a clay figure, and he hasn't reacted at all. Let me see what this thing is!"

"presumptuous!"

Daoist Tianhe shouted and suddenly opened his Daoist robe, from which countless yellow talismans flew out, firmly protecting Zhang Lingshan.

Wu Chengxian, who was standing to the side, was surprised that a war had broken out so soon. What was going on?

He still doesn't understand what's going on with Zhang Lingshan. Xi Bufan has already made a move, but Zhang Lingshan is still sitting in his chair as calmly as Mount Tai, without moving. Does he really trust Daoist Tianhe's strength that much?

Even with his exceptional talent in talismanic arts, Daoist Tianhe's cultivation level was too low, making him no match for Xi Bufan.

Is this an attempt to force me, Wu Chengxian, to fight Xi Bufan?
Although Wu Chengxian was unwilling, given the current situation where Zhang Lingshan remained calm and unmoved, he had no choice but to step in and protect Zhang Lingshan.

then.

Wu Chengxian immediately slashed his right hand through the air and said, "Little Fan, have you forgotten your master's teachings? Your master told you to respect your teachers and the Way, yet you dare to lay a hand on your grand-uncle! You are disobedient and unfilial!"

Wow.

Xi Bufan's vision immediately changed, and he saw his master standing in front of him, giving him a stern lecture and scolding him for not respecting his teacher.

"Master..."

Upon seeing his master's figure, Xi Bufan couldn't help but kneel down.

But in the blink of an eye, he realized what was happening and shouted angrily, "Wu Chengxian, if I respect you, you are my grandmaster uncle; if I don't, you are a traitor to my Fu Sect! How dare you impersonate my master and deceive me. You disrespect my master, you deserve to die!"

Boom boom boom!
As Xi Bufan roared, countless runes rained down from all directions, instantly shattering the image conjured by Wu Chengxian.

Wu Chengxian was taken aback and said, "Little Fan'er, are you serious? This is a misunderstanding. I was just reminiscing about the past and casually drew a picture. You've used a rune array; are you determined to fight the Mountain Lord to the death?"

"What mountain lord? Where is he?"

Xi Bufan gave a cold shout.

Wu Chengxian looked down and his expression changed drastically. He exclaimed in surprise, "Daoist Tianhe, what happened? Where is the Mountain Master?"

Master Tianhe said calmly, "The Mountain Lord has never been here. Didn't you know that?"

"What!?"

Wu Chengxian was stunned.

Master Tianhe had known all along, and he was the only one kept in the dark.

The mountain lord clearly trusts Daoist Tianhe more.

He conjured a fake person to deceive Xi Bufan and the other members of the Fu Sect, and also to deceive me, Wu Chengxian, but he did not deceive Daoist Tianhe.

No wonder I always felt something was off; it turns out that Zhang Lingshan was just a fake.

But then another problem arose.

Even if it's a fake, it should have a treasure as a base to simulate Zhang Lingshan's appearance so vividly, in order to deceive Wu Chengxian and Xi Bufan.

But now that the dummy has disappeared, it has left no trace, as if it had never existed at all.

It has no treasures as its foundation; it is a work of nature.

Surprising.

So weird!

Wu Chengxian couldn't help but be surprised: This method feels somewhat similar to my Transformation Pen.

"Daoist Tianhe, tell me, where has your mountain lord gone!"

Xi Bufan had no time to care what Wu Chengxian thought. He immediately landed in front of Daoist Tianhe and demanded an explanation in a stern voice.

Daoist Tianhe was straightforward and didn't waste any time, saying calmly, "Is there any need to ask? The Mountain Lord has come here for the Heavenly Talisman Record and the Yin-Yang Talisman. I don't know where the Heavenly Talisman Record is, but the Yin-Yang Talisman can be seen at a glance."

"asshole!"

Xi Bufan cursed loudly and immediately commanded everyone to fly towards the location of the Yin-Yang Talisman.

After being delayed for so long, who knows what Zhang Lingshan has already done to the Yin-Yang Talisman?

What a damn guy.

He still has the nerve to call himself the leader of the number one sect in the world.

If the open methods don't work, then try the covert ones.

The dignified master of Lingshan Mountain, yet he engages in petty theft; doesn't he feel ashamed?
hateful!

Xi Bufan cursed inwardly to hide his fear.

This Ling Shan could not only conjure up a dummy out of thin air that they couldn't detect, but he could also hide within their Talisman Sect, moving freely without being discovered by anyone.

What exactly is this tactic?
If one were not extremely proficient in talismanic arts, how could one possess such abilities?

Being proficient in talismanic arts and determined to obtain the Yin-Yang Talisman, one must have come prepared to acquire it.

If Zhang Lingshan really stole the Yin-Yang Talisman, Xi Bufan, as the sect leader of the Talisman Sect, would be guilty of a hundred deaths!
"Everyone, form ranks! Activate the entire rune array to stop Zhang Lingshan and protect the Yin-Yang Talisman."

Xi Bufan roared loudly.

Choo Choo Choo!
In an instant, dozens of rune chains shot out from the ground of the Rune Sect, rushing towards the Yin-Yang Rune and firmly binding it within.

Whether Zhang Lingshan is inside the Yin-Yang Talisman or outside of it, under such powerful rune chains, he absolutely cannot shake the Yin-Yang Talisman in the slightest.

"Zhang Lingshan!"

Xi Bufan was the fastest, already flying above the Yin-Yang Talisman, and shouted sharply, "You petty thief, come out here!"

No one answered.

No matter how furiously Xi Bufan roared, it was to no avail.

"Zhang Lingshan, if you don't come out, I'll kill Daoist Tianhe!"

Xi Bufan grabbed Tianhe Daoist with his right hand and brought him in front of the Yin-Yang Talisman.

Wu Chengxian hurriedly flew up and advised, "Xiao Fan'er, you mustn't!"

Xi Bufan's face was gloomy as he coldly looked at Wu Chengxian.

Wu Chengxian quickly changed his tune, saying, "Sect Leader Xi, please think twice. Killing Daoist Tianhe would mean starting a full-scale war with Mount Ling. The rules of heaven and earth are already weakening, and a major outbreak is imminent. If we go to war with Mount Ling, both sides will suffer heavy casualties, and the Nine Provinces Continent will be in imminent danger. For the sake of the greater good, Sect Leader Xi, you must not act impulsively."

"What's the big picture?"

Xi Bufan shouted sternly, "If the Yin-Yang Talisman of my Talisman Sect is destroyed, the overall situation will be ruined! Zhang Lingshan, come out immediately. Daoist Tianhe is in my hands, I can kill him with just one finger."

“No, you mustn’t,” Wu Chengxian continued to persuade. “The Yin-Yang Talisman isn’t broken yet. If it really breaks, it’s not too late to kill Tianhe.”

Daoist Tianhe said, "Sect Master Xi, calm down. What our sect leader wants to do, he will definitely accomplish. Killing me won't help. If you don't kill me, I can persuade the sect leader."

As he spoke, Daoist Tianhe shouted, "Mountain Lord, this Yin-Yang Talisman is a supreme treasure of the Talisman Sect. Let's not covet it. Our Spirit Mountain has countless treasures, including the Celestial Furnace, a divine artifact. Why should we covet the Talisman Sect's Yin-Yang Talisman..."

"The Heaven and Earth Furnace?!"

Xi Bufan was taken aback.

Isn't this the most prized artifact of the Dan Sect?
Back then, in order to move the Heaven and Earth Furnace to the sky above the Pill Cauldron Peak of his Pill Sect, Ji Chengdan specifically asked Xi Bufan and Fang Zhengfeng, the sect leader of the Array Gate, for help.

As a result, even when they attacked together, using both array and talisman techniques, they still couldn't lift the Heaven and Earth Furnace three meters off the ground.

It is clear that a celestial artifact like the Heaven and Earth Furnace is not something that people from the Nine Provinces Continent can move.

But I didn't expect it.

Zhang Lingshan actually moved the Heaven and Earth Furnace to Lingshan.

How did he do it?
Could it be that he has truly surpassed everyone in the Nine Provinces Continent, been recognized as a son by the Heavenly Dao, and is even being helped by the Heavenly Dao?
Think about this.

Xi Bufan was even more excited.

If Zhang Lingshan took away such a divine artifact as the Heaven and Earth Furnace, then their Yin-Yang Talisman of the Talisman Sect will probably not escape the same fate.

now.

Zhang Lingshan remained silent, undoubtedly preoccupied with the Yin-Yang Talisman, trying to find a way to take it away.

He must be stopped!
"Everyone, follow me and contribute your strength to the Yin-Yang Talisman. We must suppress Zhang Lingshan!"

Xi Bufan shouted loudly.

At that moment, he even abandoned Daoist Tianhe.

Killing such a nobody would be pointless and would only dirty Xi Bufan's hands.

Master Tianhe was overjoyed and dared not say a word. He immediately hid in a corner and quietly watched everything that was happening in the sky.

His strength was limited, and he couldn't help at all. Being able to buy Zhang Lingshan so much time in the main hall was already his limit.

"Heavenly Crane".

Wu Chengxian landed next to Daoist Tianhe and asked, "What happened? Did you know in the main hall that the Mountain Lord was using a dummy?"

Master Tianhe nodded and said, "Yes, the mountain lord asked me to help buy some time while he went to check the Yin-Yang Talisman. I thought he was just going to take a look, but now the mountain lord himself has disappeared. Heaven knows what has happened. I can only hope that the mountain lord will be blessed with good fortune."

Wu Chengxian said quietly, "The mountain lord told you to stall for time, but you wouldn't let me. Didn't you know I could stall for even longer? Now look what's happened. Xi Bufan discovered us and led all the disciples of the Fu Sect to attack, putting us in a disadvantageous position."

Master Tianhe snorted, "When I was walking side by side with the Mountain Lord, you were still lingering behind. How could I ask you for help? If you were really willing, you should have walked alongside us back then."

"This……"

Wu Chengxian sighed inwardly, speechless.

He did hesitate for a moment, but that's only natural. Can you blame me?
You two are quite confident, venturing directly into the territory of the Fu Sect.

This is just great.

One person was almost captured and killed by Xi Bufan, while the other disappeared without a trace, probably trapped in the Yin-Yang Talisman and unable to extricate himself.

That's a celestial artifact!

Do you think you can just take it away so easily?

Those who cannot withstand the test of the immortal artifacts will likely be trapped in the Dao of Yin-Yang runes for days on end, and who knows when they will awaken.

Now that Xi Bufan has led all the disciples of the Fu Sect to attack you, using the Yin-Yang Talisman to suppress you, how can you expect to win?
If you're lucky, Xi Bufan and the others might intervene and wake you up, which could actually help you escape the Yin-Yang Talisman.

If you're unlucky, your mind will be disturbed by the thousands of runes. Even if you eventually manage to leave the Yin-Yang Talisman, you will suffer severe mental damage and may even become an idiot.

O Mountain Lord, O Mountain Lord.

Your blind arrogance will ultimately ruin you.

Even before Zhang Lingshan was in trouble, Wu Chengxian was already inwardly mourning. Fortunately, he did not try to escape, but whispered, "If the mountain lord is expelled by the Yin-Yang Talisman, I will immediately save him. You find a chance to open the gate of the Talisman Sect."

As he spoke, he took out a jade slip and placed it in Daoist Tianhe's hand.

This jade slip contains the method for opening the gate to the Talisman Sect.

He was, after all, an elder of the Talisman Sect. Although time had passed and the Talisman Sect had changed drastically, the underlying principles of runes remained the same. With Daoist Tianhe's talent, he would surely be able to comprehend them quickly and thus cooperate with him to open the gate and take Zhang Lingshan away.

Master Tianhe was surprised when he received the jade slip. He never expected that Wu Chengxian, who was usually unreliable, could actually be reliable. It was truly impressive.

"What are you looking at?"

Wu Chengxian seemed to have seen through Tianhe Daoist's thoughts and said irritably, "I was saved by the Mountain Lord, and this physical body was also given to me by the Mountain Lord. No matter how bad I am, I can't let the Mountain Lord die in the Fu Sect. At the very least, I have to take the Mountain Lord back to Ling Mountain so that he can return to his roots."

"Bullshit."

Daoist Tianhe spat and said, "The mountain lord is incredibly powerful and blessed by heaven; nothing will happen to him."

“Yes, yes, nothing will happen.” Wu Chengxian didn’t argue with him and urged, “Hurry up and learn what is written in my jade slip so that you can cooperate with me in this action.”

"Ah."

Master Tianhe nodded emphatically.

At this moment, above the Fu Sect.

Xi Bufan has led tens of thousands of Fu Sect disciples to activate thousands of runes and frantically send them into the Yin-Yang Talisman, determined to kill Zhang Lingshan inside.

You want the Yin-Yang Talisman? Then I'll make you sleep forever within it!
Xi Bufan thought viciously, channeling even more energy into the runes in his hands. (End of Chapter)