Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 1017 Liu Gao: Isn't it enough to have hands? [Ending + Remarks + Extra 1]

Ten years later.

English Channel.

The ground was littered with corpses of the Crusaders. It was no exaggeration to say that there were corpses everywhere and blood was flowing like a river!
The victorious Tiger and Leopard Cavalry, Qilin Cavalry, Divine Bow Cavalry, and Wild Wolf Cavalry all dismounted and collected their spoils.

In accordance with the fine tradition of the Han army, each corpse was stabbed in the neck as a sign of respect.

Right on the edge of the English Channel, "Nine-tailed Turtle" Tao Zongwang dug a hole with his shovel.

"Hey!"

Li Kui exerted force with his arms, picked up a huge stone tablet from the carriage, and thrust it heavily into the pit!

Tao Zongwang quickly filled the soil with a shovel.

After Tao Zongwang filled the pit and the stone tablet stood firmly, it was time for the "sacred scholar" Xiao Rang and the "jade-arm craftsman" Jin Dajian to take action.

The two worked together to carve an inscription on the stone tablet to promote Liu Gao's achievements. The core content was eight words:

The Han Emperor Liu Gao is awesome!
While Jin Dajian was carving the words "Ding Ding Dang Dang", Liu Gao and his brothers were standing by the sea.

Pointing to the other side of the sea, Liu Gao told his brothers:
"We have conquered the entire Eurasian continent, the only thing missing is England, which is isolated overseas!

"When will Zhang Heng and Zhang Shun's fleet arrive?"

Dai Zong: "Three days ago, Zhang Heng and Zhang Shun's fleet entered the Mediterranean Sea. They should be here soon."

Liu Gao nodded: "Okay, the whole army will rest.

"We will cross the sea as soon as Zhang Heng and Zhang Shun's fleet arrives!"

All the generals agreed.

Yue Fei, who already had a three-strand mustache, picked up a stone and took a few steps forward.

Standing on the reef that was constantly hit by the waves, he took a stance and threw stones in the direction of England:
“Swoosh—Pah-pah-pah-pah-pah…”

(～￣▽￣)～→︵︵︵︵︵︵︵︵︵︵︵︵︵︵︵

The stone floated out more than fifty times in one breath. Yue Fei looked back at Liu Gao with pride:
"Brother, look at me, am I covering myself?"

Liu Gao gave a thumbs up very vigorously:

"Shezha!"

"I haven't practiced much, so don't laugh at me if I can't play well!"

Although he was already thirty-six years old, Hua Rong still had only a slight beard on his chin and maintained his pretty face.

Picking up a stone, Hua Rong also stood on the reef by the sea, swung his arm and threw the stone away:

“Swoosh—Pah-pah-pah-pah-pah…”

(～￣▽￣)～→︵︵︵︵︵︵︵︵︵︵︵︵
The stone floated out more than seventy times in one breath, and the brothers were all stunned:
My goodness, you are so curry!
"I will show you what it means to make miracles happen with great strength!"

Lu Zhishen jumped onto the reef, picked up a large rock, and then used all his might to hit the sea:

"Swoosh-ton!"

(～￣△￣)～→︵

The brothers burst into laughter, and Lu Zhishen blushed:
"This one doesn't count. This reef is really slippery..."

"No way, Third Brother, it's slippery again?"

Wu Song teased, “Last time when we were at the Rhine, you said the banks of the Rhine were very slippery!

“Last time at the Danube you also said the banks of the Danube were very slippery!
"Are you going to slide on the beach this time?"

The brothers burst into laughter, and Lu Zhishen, who had already accepted his fate, went up to fight with Wu Song with a red face.

As they were playing, the two brothers started bragging to each other, saying that they wanted to compete to see who could reach England first.

Lu Junyi, Lin Chong and Guan Sheng surrounded Liu Gao with stones in their hands and insisted that he give them in-depth guidance.

Liu Gao was already in his forties and the emperor of the Han Dynasty, but he could not resist his brothers and picked up the stone:

"Watch carefully, I will only demonstrate this once."

“Swoosh—Pah-pah-pah-pah-pah…”

(～￣▽￣)～→︵︵︵︵︵︵︵︵︵︵︵︵
"hiss--"

All the brothers couldn't help but gasp:
"Brother, we beat more than 200 people this time!"

Liu Gao laughed out loud: <(*￣▽￣*)/
Lu Zhishen and Wu Song stopped bragging and came over together:

"Brother, please teach us some more skills!" "It's actually very simple."

Surrounded by his brothers, Liu Gao seemed to have returned to his youth. He picked up a stone and demonstrated:

"Look, isn't it enough to just have hands?"

All brothers: ╮(╯﹏╰)╭╮(╯﹏╰)╭╮(╯﹏╰)╭

【Complete book】

[This book has been written for a whole year from its release on January 1 last year to today, and it has finally come to an end.

[I am very happy that so many brothers have accompanied me to the end. Thank you from the bottom of my heart, Davarishi!

[Wang Pao's plan was to publish a new book after the Chinese New Year. During the Chinese New Year, there were too many things to do and he was too busy to publish the book.

[The new book is likely to still be about Water Margin, but the specific hero has not yet been finalized.

[So brothers can leave a message about the heroes they want to see, and Wang Pao will refer to the brothers' opinions to decide the protagonist.

[Okay, I won’t say much more. Please continue to enjoy the extra chapter.

[Also, if you want to see someone's extra story, you can leave a message here and I will definitely satisfy you if I can write one. ]

【Extra 1】

Liangshan Park.

Temujin, who was tied to a tree, had his hair disheveled and laughed wildly:
"I told you that you can't hurt me!

“I am destined to be here!
"If you know what's best for you, let me go quickly, or God will punish you!

"Wa hahaha--"

In the terraced fields, Gao Qiu, Tong Guan, Cai Jing, Yang Jian, Qin Hui, Hami Chi and others were all envious and jealous.

They were all made into "cow men" to plow the land here, even the woman named Wang was no exception!
Why are you, Temujin, special?

The minions did not dare to whip Temujin, so they had to whip the "cow man" in the field:
"Don't be lazy, move yourself!"

The "cowmen" had no choice but to continue plowing the fields. Suddenly, Yun Ge'er's laughing voice came from the edge of the field:

"Don't be so arrogant, Tartar! Here comes someone to punish you!"

"Who can cure me?"

Temujin was still not convinced, so he looked around and saw a pale-faced scholar walking towards him, waving a goose feather fan.

"It's you?"

Temujin was shocked and angry:
"Liu Gao, let me go!

"I am unkillable!"

"Really? I don't believe it."

Liu Gao knew that in the original version of “The Story of Yue Fei”, Temujin, like Jin Wushu, was blessed by destiny.

Han Shizhong chopped on his helmet with a knife, but a white light burst out from his head and the knife could not go down!
According to the setting, Qiwowen Temujin gave birth to a son named Kublai Khan, who was the ancestor of the Yuan Dynasty, so there was this anomaly.

But Liu Gao felt that he had already established the Han Dynasty and that the mandate of heaven should be on his side.

If others can't control Temujin, why can't I control him?

Walking in front of Temujin, Liu Gao took a deep breath, drew out the Zhanlu sword, and the sword flashed a few times!

"choke!"

Liu Gao sheathed the sword, and saw blood suddenly spurting out of Temujin's elbows and knees!

Then Temujin fell straight to the ground, but his arms and legs were still tied to the tree!
"what--"

Temujin lay on the ground screaming hysterically, and was kicked over by Liu Gao.

Liu Gao swung his sword twice, cutting off the upper man's tongue and the lower man's root!

The little minion next to him immediately gave Temujin the medicine that had been prepared long ago.

Temujin was completely hopeless and had no desire to live...

Cai Jing, Tong Guan, Yang Jian, Gao Qiu and others felt relieved:

Welcome Temujin to join the "Awesome" tribe...

【There will be a special episode later】

(End of this chapter)