Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 815 Song Huizong: Can we retreat just because I say so? [Update 2]

Are you still playing dumb with me?

Wu Misi said angrily:

"What about your promise to hold back 100,000 Liao soldiers for us?

"Why did the Liangshan soldiers you sent collude with the Liao soldiers to attack our Jin soldiers?"

"what?"

Not only Song Huizong, but the four treacherous ministers were also shocked!
Song Huizong looked to the four treacherous ministers for help:

"Is there such a thing?"

"Messenger, please be patient!"

Zhang Bangchang quickly came out to take the blame for Song Huizong:
"Our country sent Liangshan troops to stop the Liao army!
"Is there any misunderstanding here?"

"Misunderstanding? What misunderstanding can there be?"

Wu Misi glared at him:
"Our army even captured Yanjing, but was ambushed when attacking Zhuozhou!
"It's the Liangshan soldiers who colluded with the Liao soldiers to stab us in the back!
"Emperor Song, you are betraying our loyalty!"

"Ah this..."

Zhang Bangchang looked at Song Huizong, who nodded.

Zhang Bangchang had no choice but to continue speaking for Song Huizong:

"Emissary, calm down, there must be some misunderstanding here!
"Your Majesty will question the Liangshan soldiers..."

"Reproach?"

Wu Mi Xi's eyes widened:
"Cut the nonsense!

"Withdraw the Liangshan troops immediately!
"Otherwise, if you anger our Wolf Lord, he will lead a million-strong army southwards, and you can't blame me!"

"hiss--"

The entire court, including Emperor Huizong of Song, could not help but gasp:
A million troops marching south?

Can't afford to offend, can't afford to offend...

Song Huizong was scared at that time and winked at Zhang Bangchang.

Zhang Bangchang quickly took over his duties:
"Messenger, please report to your country's Wolf Lord that we will investigate this matter and severely punish the Liangshan soldiers!

"And there is an apology to be offered!"

Wu Mi Xi: “Humph!”

The southern barbarians are really soft persimmons!

Wu Mi Xi finally found the familiar feeling again. I don’t know why the heroes of Liangshan are so tough...

After finally coaxing the Jin envoy away, Song Huizong summoned the four treacherous ministers to the imperial study after court dismissal.

"What do you think we should do?"

Song Huizong was so anxious that he could not sit still.

In his eyes, the Liao soldiers were already devils, let alone the Jin soldiers?
It is said that the Liao soldiers were vulnerable in front of the Jin soldiers. If a million Jin soldiers marched south, could Tokyo be defended?
Tong Guan was very unconvinced: "Can the Liangshan troops defeat the Jin troops?"

"Sneak attack!"

Zhang Bangchang kindly reminded him:

"Didn't the Prime Minister hear the Jin envoy say that the Liangshan troops stabbed us in the back?

"As the saying goes, if there are less than 10,000 Jurchens, they are invincible!
"How could the Liangshan soldiers defeat the Jin soldiers?"

"That's it!"

Yang Jian also said: "The Liao soldiers couldn't defeat the Jin soldiers, so how can the Liangshan soldiers defeat them?"

Cai Jing sighed: "Even the capital of Liao, Yanjing, has been captured by the Jin soldiers. The destruction of the country is imminent!

"The Jin soldiers are now at their peak, and we cannot offend them for the sake of the Liangshan troops..."

Zhang Bangchang said: "What the Grand Master said is very true!

"Your Majesty, we must withdraw the Liangshan troops!"

"How can the Liangshan soldiers be so obedient?"

Song Huizong was depressed: Can we retreat just because I say so?

This one sentence made the four treacherous ministers depressed.

But three cobblers are better than one Zhuge Liang, not to mention there are four treacherous ministers here.

Soon Zhang Bangchang came up with a solution:
"Your Majesty can summon the Liangshan rebels to the capital to receive titles!

"The Liangshan rebels have no relationship with the Liao soldiers, so it is impossible for them to help them fight to the death with the Jin soldiers!"

Although the Liangshan heroes have been recruited, in their eyes, rebels are just rebels!

Once a traitor, always a traitor!

Tong Guan retorted: "That being said, the rebels in Liangshan are unruly and unruly. If they come to Beijing and cause trouble..."

"We can ask them to leave their troops outside the city!" Zhang Bangchang's mind turned quickly:
“Only nine bandit leaders are allowed into the city!
“When the time comes, Your Majesty will mobilize a thousand, no, ten thousand imperial guards to surround and kill them in the city!

"Just nine bandit leaders, why don't you surrender?"

Yang Jian retorted: "But they have already taken Cangzhou!
"How much reward would it take for them to come to the capital to receive the title?"

Zhang Bangchang looked at Song Huizong and said, "Your Majesty, you can make him king as bait!
"Who wouldn't want to be crowned a king or a prime minister?"

Song Huizong looked at Cai Jing, who hesitated for a moment:

"Your Majesty, I second the proposal!"

After Cai Jing said this, Tong Guan and Yang Jian looked at each other. Although they were unhappy that Zhang Bangchang showed up in front of Song Huizong, they could only endure it:

"I second the proposal!"

Song Huizong slammed the table and said, "Okay! Then follow Zhang Qing's plan!"

……

Huanglong Mansion.

"Bastard!"

Wanyan Wuguda angrily flipped the table again:
┻━┻︵╰(‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

“Twenty thousand surrendered on the spot?
"I brought back ten thousand dollars and had my thumb cut off?"

Wanyan Wuguda was furious and pointed at Huang Bingnu and Huermi and yelled:

"You still have the nerve to come back?

"waste!
"It's all rubbish!"

Huang Bingnu and Hu Ermi remained silent, hoping that someone would say something good for them.

However, it does not.

Hamigang, Hamiqiang and Hamichi all look at the nose with their eyes, the mouth with their nose, the heart with their mouth, and the cause with their heart.

Huang Bingnu and Huermi had no choice but to kowtow and let Wanyan Wuguda vent his anger.

Wanyan Wuguda is very angry now:
Ten thousand castrated horses are still horses and can still go to the battlefield!

What can ten thousand soldiers without thumbs do?
I can’t lift a knife or shoot an arrow, but I still eat a lot!
The key point is that now that they have been changed, Wanyan Wuguda will never abandon them!
This is a scam!
After Wanyan Wuguda had vented his anger, Hami Chi advised:

“Wolf Lord, he still has 40,000 prisoners.

"Let's get the person back intact.

"There is no world without people!"

"Humph!"

Wanyan Wuguda glared at Huermi, who had given him the bad idea, and said:
"According to your!"

Unable to swallow this breath, Wanyan Wuguda became more and more angry:

"I don't know what happened to Wumixi..."

The left prime minister Hamigang said quickly: "Don't worry, Wolf Lord!
"The boy emperor of the Song Dynasty was cowardly and dared not disobey!"

Wanyan Wuguda snorted, "If the Liao Kingdom is destroyed, I will personally lead the troops to attack Tokyo!
"Catch the boy emperor of the Song Dynasty and bring him back to herd sheep!"

While Wanyan Wuguda was cursing at his think tank, Wuzhu had already gone to appease the Jin soldier whose thumb had been cut off.

In order to find out the real situation, Wuzhu did not make a big fanfare, but went incognito with only a few followers.

The Jin soldiers whose thumbs were cut off were now gathered in the wounded camp, where military doctors were treating their injuries.

Wuzhu had just approached the tent when he heard the conversation of the wounded soldiers inside the tent.

"It's over, my hands can't hold the knife anymore!"

"My hands can't even draw the bow!"

"How are we going to live in the future?"

"If it weren't for the Wolf Lord..."

"Brother, be careful with your words!"

"Be careful with your words! If it weren't for the Wolf Lord, how could we have had our thumbs cut off by a hero?"

"Alas! I don't know how the Wolf Lord will arrange for us..."

"We are all useless now, how can the Wolf Lord take care of us?"

"We fight for the Wolf Lord, how can the Wolf Lord ignore us?"

"What do you think?"

The wounded soldiers all laughed.

Of course it wasn't a happy laugh, but a laugh at that simple-minded guy.

But I started crying while laughing.

(End of this chapter)