Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 859 Liang Zhongshu: Your life is so miserable [1 update]

"Then I don't care. You caught me anyway."

Liu Gao stared into Liang Zhongshu's eyes with a smile:

"I'm very angry now!"

Liang Zhongshu was trembling with fear:
"My dear, although I am a clean-handed person, I still have some gold and silver at home..."

Liu Gao sneered: "How can you get gold and silver when you are clean-handed?"

"dowry!"

Liang Zhongshu shouted hurriedly:
"It's all my wife's dowry!"

Liu Gao asked with a smile: "Is the birthday gift also your wife's dowry?"

"Ah this..."

Liang Zhongshu brainstormed frantically and answered after a second:
"My dear, this is all because of my wife!

"Every year when the Dragon Boat Festival comes, this bitch comes to remind me—

"Since you were born, you are now a commander-in-chief and hold important responsibilities for the country. Where did all this fame and wealth come from?

"I said that Shijie has been studying since he was young and knows a lot about classics and history. People are not plants, so how can we not know the kindness and support of Mount Tai? I am deeply grateful.

“Then the bitch said, “Since my husband knows my father’s kindness, how could he forget his birthday?”
“This is forcing me to give gifts!
"It's like this every year. She would come to remind me before the time comes, for fear that I would forget!
"Ugh……

"I was originally a clean official, but I was forced by a woman to accept bribes against my will..."

Liu Gao asked: "No corruption?"

Liang Zhongshu smiled and said, "A little, a little..."

Liu Gao asked again: "Did you not plunder the people's wealth?"

Liang Zhongshu shook his head repeatedly:
"I love the people like my own children, and I have never done anything like squandering their wealth!

"Only accept the ill-gotten gains of those who bribe!"

Liu Gao was delighted: "Where did those bribers get their ill-gotten gains?

"Isn't it the people's blood and sweat?"

Liang Zhongshu cried: "Good man! I really didn't..."

"Okay."

Liu Gao let go of Liang Zhongshu's collar and helped him smooth out the wrinkles on his clothes:

"I'll give you a chance, put out the fire."

ha?
Liang Zhongshu was stunned for a moment before he realized that he was trying to put out Liu Gao's anger:

"My gold and silver belong to the brave men!"

Liu Gao said nothing, but took out his goose feather fan to fan himself.

Liang Zhongshu saw that Liu Gao was not satisfied, but he didn't know what else to give Liu Gao:

"Whatever a hero needs, just ask!
"As long as this humble official has it, I will give it to you with both hands!"

Liu Gao asked back: "What do you have?"

Liang Zhongshu was stunned: "This humble official is incorruptible..."

Liu Gao glared, and Liang Zhongshu shrank his neck:
"I only have a few pieces of land and this mansion..."

"Well! I can't refuse such a kind offer!"

Liu Gao sighed:

"Since you have requested it again and again, I will reluctantly accept this Daming Mansion!"

"what?"

Liang Zhongshu was stunned:
How do I collect this?
No, I didn’t say I would give you Damingfu!

"Na!"

Liu Gao took out the King of Yan's token and thrust it in front of him:

"Go back and tell the officials that it was you who sent troops to arrest me first.

"You pissed me off, so I'm here to call you to task.

"You knew you were in the wrong, so you compensated me with Damingfu.

"any questions?"

"Ah this..."

Liang Zhongshu was dumbfounded.

Of course, he was not a country bumpkin like Zhou Jin, and he could tell at a glance that the token was real.

The question is when did the Song Dynasty produce a King of Yan?

Seeing that Liang Zhongshu was reluctant to open his mouth, Liu Gao frowned and put his other hand on the hilt of the sword.

"I am in the wrong!"

Liang Zhongshu shouted hurriedly:
"I am willing to compensate the King of Yan with Daming Prefecture!

"Please forgive me, Your Highness!" "Very good!"

Liu Gao patted Liang Zhongshu on the shoulder with satisfaction:

"But you knew that bitch was jealous and wanted to take a concubine—"

Liang Zhongshu knelt down to Liu Gao with a plop:

"Your Highness, I just want to keep a beautiful woman in my house...

"Who knew that no matter where I hid the woman, that bitch would find her and bury her alive...

"My life is so miserable, wuwuwu ..."

"Then I'll collect some interest first!"

Liu Gao drew his sword and swung it twice. Before Liang Zhongshu could react, Liu Gao had already put away the sword.

"Your Highness, what are you..."

Liang Zhongshu looked confused.

Suddenly, there were two "clicks" and something fell on his shoulders.

Liang Zhongshu subconsciously grabbed it and took a look, and it turned out to be a bloody ear!

On the other shoulder is his other ear!

"what--"

Liang Zhongshu finally realized what was happening and cried out!
He grabbed one ear with one hand, his face covered in blood, and cried bitterly!
Reaching out and patting Liang Zhongshu's big face, Liu Gao said with a smile:

"Young man, take care of yourself."

"Yes Yes Yes……"

Liang Zhongshu was a man who could accomplish great things after all. He came to his senses and kowtowed to Liu Gao again:

"Thank you, Your Highness!
"I must take care of myself!"

Liu Gao smiled faintly: "Okay, your mansion is mine.

"Please stay here and let me make the arrangements."

Liang Zhongshu: (_)
Liu Gao threw Liang Zhongshu to the ground and told Yue Fei:

"Let Zhang Baowangheng go and inform all the brothers that Daming Prefecture belongs to our Yan State.

"I decided to set up the capital in Daming Prefecture and ask them to gather there."

Cangzhou is located on the border. Although "the emperor guards the national gate", Damingfu is still more suitable to be the capital.

After all, this is the northernmost of the four capitals of the Song Dynasty!

"Yes!"

Yue Fei went out happily.

There were only five bodies in the back garden: Madam Cai, two strong women, and two servants. There were many more outside the back garden...

Countless corpses were lying in a pool of blood in the corridor. Every time Yue Fei's horse's hooves rose and fell, a circle of blood foam would splash!

There were even more corpses in the front yard. These were Liang Zhongshu's minions, countless of whom died in the battle...

The gate was closed tightly, and Wang Heng, who was ten feet tall, looked like a giant god descending to earth, guarding the gate majestically.

Yue Fei asked Wang Heng: "Where is my third brother?"

Wang Heng: "Master Lu, his disciples, and Baozi are chasing after the family guards separately. They should go to the back door."

Yue Fei then went to the back door from another route, but there were corpses all along the way until he reached the back door which was guarded by Zhang Bao.

Lu Zhishen was also here and was very happy to see Yue Fei:
"Ninth brother, has the matter been resolved?"

"solved."

Yue Fei told Lu Zhishen what had happened.

Lu Zhishen was furious when he heard this:

“Women are indeed the most vicious!

"It's a pity that I'm not here, otherwise I would have given her three hundred Zen stick beatings!"

Yue Fei also told him about Liu Gao's decision to make Damingfu the capital.

Lu Zhishen was delighted to hear this:
"Daming Prefecture is great, it's very close to Kaifeng Prefecture!

"If there is any disturbance, we can surround Tokyo with 100,000 troops again!"

Yue Fei gave a thumbs up vigorously:
"Third brother, that makes sense!"

So Zhang Bao and Wang Heng went to inform Lin Chong, Guan Sheng and others. Coincidentally, Lin Chong, Guan Sheng and others were still on the way, so they led their troops directly to Daming Prefecture.

Daming Prefecture officially changed hands, and the city defense was taken over by the Liangshan heroes.

More than 10,000 of the 20,000 defenders in Daming Prefecture surrendered directly, and more than 3,000 people followed Liang Zhongshu.

Liu Gao ordered people to dig out the corpses that Mrs. Cai had buried alive in the garden and buried them all outside the city.

They used Mrs. Cai's head for the memorial ceremony, and only gave the body to Liang Zhongshu to take back to Cai Jing...

(End of this chapter)