Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 876 Ling Zhen Tang Long: Everyone is showing off, and we are the only clowns! [1 more]

"Is this the Cannon King?"

At the shooting range, Liu Gao saw the cannon king created by Ling Zhen and Tang Long:

I have to say that the Cannon King is really big!

This cannon barrel is simply amazing!

"Oh!"

Lu Zhishen excitedly stepped forward and hugged the cannon barrel:

"It's a luxury to carry this thing to attack the city!"

Ling Zhen laughed and said, "Master Lu is joking!
"This cannon king weighs at least a thousand pounds. Who can carry him?"

Lu Zhishen had already picked up the cannon barrel.

Carrying it on his shoulders, Lu Zhishen asked with a smile:

"Does it look impressive to me carrying this?"

Good guy!
Ling Zhen and Tang Long were stunned:

Master, are you serious?

No, even if you can carry it, Master, so what?

Do you think everyone is born with supernatural powers like you?

"Brother San, play with me!"

Wu Song took it, and also carried the cannon barrel on his shoulder, weighing it:
“Not too light, not too heavy, just right!”

No way, you can do it too?
Ling Zhen and Tang Long's faces changed. Lin Chong stroked his beard and smiled without saying a word.

"Seventh brother, play with me too!"

Yue Fei couldn't help but catch it, but the cannon barrel hit his young shoulders and his face turned red:

"Actually, it's still a little heavy..."

Although Yue Fei's face turned red, he was still able to speak, and it was obvious that he could still bear it.

"You haven't grown up yet."

Liu Gao laughed, reached out to take the cannon, and tried it on his shoulder:
“Actually, I can bear it.

"The main reason is that the recoil is too strong for most people to withstand. Your shoulder was broken."

Do you want to see what you are talking about?
Ling Zhen and Tang Long were both numb:

Is this human language?

"Uncle, let me play with Yuantong!"

Li Kui stepped forward and took the cannon barrel. He felt a little tired, his back was bent but he still held on:
"It's... okay... ..."

"Haha! Brother, can you do it?"

He Yuanqing snatched the cannon barrel from Li Kui's shoulder, carried it on his shoulder and turned it around twice:

"That's it? That's it?"

Are all kids so fierce?
Ling Zhen and Tang Long suddenly realized that they were not worthy of sitting at the same table with the children...

As the ceiling of the Water Margin world, Lu Junyi couldn't stand seeing a kid like He Yuanqing being so cocky.

"Bring it to you!"

Lu Junyi stretched out his hand to take the cannon barrel, his expression changed slightly:
"It's really not that heavy..."

"Master, let me play too!"

Yang Zaixing was eager to try, so Lu Junyi gave it to him.

Yang Zaixing caught it with both hands and sank down.

"So heavy?"

Yang Zaixing's face turned red:

"I almost broke my toe..."

Although his toes were nearly smashed, Yang Zaixing managed to withstand the cannon barrel with all his strength.

"Okay, stop making trouble."

Liu Gao took the cannon barrel and put it back on the gun stand. He said to the dumbfounded Ling Zhen and Tang Long:
"Lingling, Lao Tang, let's start testing the guns!"

Ling Zhen and Tang Long were dumbfounded:
We originally thought that those who could lift the cannon were all weird...

It turns out we are the outliers!

Everyone, human or ghost, is showing off, only we are the clowns!

Ling Zhen and Tang Long finished their preparations, and then Ling Zhen pointed to a white circle on the opposite mountain:
“Your Highness, do you see that white circle?

"I have taken aim for you, Your Highness. All you have to do is light the fire!"

Liu Gao took a look at the white circle. It was a big circle surrounded by large white stones.

In fact, it is very big, but because it is about twenty miles away, it looks only the size of a fist.

"Your Highness, wait a moment."

Ling Zhen saw someone waving a yellow flag on the mountain and then handed the torch to Liu Gao:

"It's OK now, there's no one here. Your Highness, please light the fire!"

This was the first time Liu Gao fired a cannon in his life.

Although it was just a very old red cannon, my hands still trembled slightly when I lit the fuse.

The brothers subconsciously held their breath and widened their eyes.

Ling Zhen carefully reminded: "You'd better cover your ears!

"The roar of the Cannon King is very loud, just bear with it!"

"What's that?"

Lu Zhishen said disapprovingly:
"What kind of scene have I not seen?"

"boom--"

The barrel of the red cannon suddenly sat back, and a ball of dazzling fire spurted out of the black muzzle!
Good guy!
Lu Zhishen, Li Kui, He Yuanqing and other people who are rude and indifferent all have their heads buzzing!

Just like Lin Chong, Wu Song, Yue Fei and others who listened to advice, they felt much better after covering their ears.

Liu Gao suffered the most.

After all, he is the King of Yan. If he wants to act like a king, how can he cover his ears?
Besides, his heart is as clear as ice and he wouldn't be startled by anything!

So Liu Gao not only did not cover his ears, but also stood with his hands behind his back.

The result is that he forgets his "listening ears"...

So clear!

It's like an explosion in my ears!
At that time, Liu Gao's eyes went dark and his ears were almost deaf.

Fortunately, he still has the talent of "healing without treatment"...

"boom--"

The shells hit the mountain heavily, and that part of the mountain became a bare rock wall with all the grass and trees stripped away.

This time it was like the sky was falling apart, the earth was collapsing, the mountains were collapsing and the rocks were breaking
A large section of the mountain wall was blown to pieces!
Smoke and dust rolled up, covering half the mountain!

Even Liu Gao and the others felt the earth shaking beneath their feet!

After a while, Lu Zhishen finally came to his senses and shook his bald head vigorously:
"What a cannon king, so extravagant!"

His voice finally brought the brothers back to life, and they immediately started discussing excitedly:

"If this cannon is fired, the city wall will collapse!"

"It will be easy to attack the city in the future!"

"Haha! Next time I go to Tokyo, I'll just give him a blast!"

"Cannon King, Shezha!"

Ling Zhen and Tang Long put down their hands and looked at each other:
It worked!
They subconsciously looked at Liu Gao's face again, only to see that Liu Gao had his hands behind his back, with a calm expression:

╮(◎_◎)╭

Your Highness is Your Highness!

Ling Zhen and Tang Long looked at each other:
Don't be startled when the sky falls, be like a king!
"Om-"

The roar in Liu Gao's ears finally died down, and his eyes regained focus:

Damn it, it’s really fun to pretend to be cool…

"it is good!"

Liu Gao gave a thumbs up vigorously:

"Lingling, Lao Tang, you have done a great job!
"Reward! It must be a big reward!"

"I have to thank Your Highness for sending me the complete set of instructions..."

Ling Zhen was overjoyed, but he still said modestly:
"Your Highness is the one who deserves the most credit!"

Liu Gao pointed at him and said, "You, you, why should I compete with you for the credit?
"All the credit goes to you!"

"Thank you, Your Highness!"

Ling Zhen and Tang Long looked at each other and were both very happy.

Tang Long added: "Your Highness, Cannon King is just a rating, not a name.

"Please give me a name, Your Highness!"

"Oh?"

Liu Gao hesitated for two seconds:
"My nickname is 'Little Xuande', and this Cannon King is called...

"Xuan De Cannon!"

"Xuan De Cannon?"

Ling Zhen and Tang Long gave a thumbs up at the same time:

"What a good name!"

Liu Gao laughed loudly. At this moment, Yang Lin came to report:

"Your Highness, Governor Song is here to see you!"

(End of this chapter)