Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 984 Tong Guan and Gao Qiu: It is not the scarcity that is worrying, but the inequality

Chapter 984 Tong Guan and Gao Qiu: It is not the scarcity that is worrying, but the inequality
Along the way, he felt that Liangshan Lake had beautiful scenery and Qin Hui winked at Hami Chi:
It looks like they are going to lock us up here!
In fact, just don’t kill us, the scenery here is pretty good!

Hami Chi nodded: That’s right, if they want to kill us, they don’t have to go so far!
The climate here is pretty good, much better than in the northern part of the country!
Qin Hui and Hami Chi are not fools. In fact, they have figured out that it is better to live a miserable life than to die a good death.

Liu Gao did not put them in prison, but trapped them here in the beautiful scenery, which was a blessing in disguise.

As long as they can survive and find a chance to escape later, it won't be difficult for them to make a comeback with their abilities.

Wait until they make a comeback, hehehe...

Qin Hui and Hami Chi were filled with malice:
The King of Han must be separated from his wife and children and his family destroyed!

Hey?
Hami Chi winked at Qin Hui: Look, why are the cattle of your southern barbarians so small?
Qin Hui took a look, but because of the thick fog, he could only see the outlines. The cows in the terraced fields were indeed very small.

But it’s okay, it’s small and cute.

Li Kui carried them both in one hand and walked towards the terraced fields. When they got closer, Hami Chi and Qin Hui were stunned:
This cow... is a human?
"Boom! Boom!"

Li Kui threw Hami Chi and Qin Hui beside the field, and Meng Bangjie and Han Bolun untied them one by one.

Qin Hui looked surprised and carefully identified the two great men: These two are...

Seeing Qin Hui, the two "great men" immediately became excited and shouted at Qin Hui:
"Aba Aba!"

"hiss--"

The torn pants in his mouth were pulled out, and Qin Hui couldn't help but gasp:
"Secretary Tong? Commander Gao? Why are you…"

When Qin Hui said this, his face turned pale with fright. He saw that Tong Guan and Gao Qiu had no tongues in their mouths!

Hami Chi's focus was different from Qin Hui's. Hami Chi noticed that Tong Guan and Gao Qiu had lost their limbs!

It can’t be said that there is none at all. Their arms were chopped off at the elbows, so they can only support their bodies with their elbows and knees…

After hearing what Qin Hui said, Hami Chi, whose stinky socks had been ripped off, couldn't help but gasp:
"Are they Tong Guan and Gao Qiu?"

Hami Chi was certainly not unfamiliar with the two of them, but had never met them because of their identities.

He originally thought that Tong Guan and Gao Qiu were dead, but he didn't expect that they would be farming in Liangshanpo!

Slow!

Hamichi suddenly thought: Could it be that Qin Hui and I are also...

Li Kui: “Do it!”

His two apprentices, Meng Bangjie and Han Boling, both used two axes, which were perfect as human sticks.

"stop!"

Hami Chi shouted in panic, but Meng Bangjie had already chopped off one of his calves with an axe without mercy!
"Ow—"

Hami Chi immediately let out a shrill scream:

"Help me—"

“Hahaha! Shout, shout! No one will come to save you even if you scream your throat out!”

Meng Bangjie grinned, grabbed his other leg, and chopped him off with an axe:

"Crack!"

Qin Hui was naturally not spared. Han Bolun chopped off one of his calves with an axe, causing Qin Hui to cry loudly in pain:

"Do not--"

"Noisy!"

Li Kui was fed up with what he heard, so he pinched Qin Hui's cheek with one hand and grabbed his tongue with the other to pull it out:
"First, a knife!"

"Yes!"

Han Bolun dropped the axe, pulled out a sharp ox-ear knife from his waist, and slashed Qin Hui's tongue with the knife!

Then Li Kui took out a handful of medicine flour and stuffed it into Qin Hui's mouth:

"Don't swallow it, your tongue won't get better if you swallow it!"

Qin Hui was so frightened that he instinctively held the medicine in his mouth and felt a pain in his cap!
It turned out that Han Bolun had chopped off his other calf!
"Crack! Crack! Crack!"

Han Bolun chopped off his limbs in one breath, and considerately applied medicine to all the broken limbs.

These are all produced by Andoquan. I heard that they are rich in tiger penis and have a great effect in stopping bleeding and promoting tissue regeneration.

"call--"

After all his limbs were chopped off, Qin Hui felt relieved and let out a long sigh:

Finally he made it through... Although all his limbs were chopped off, Qin Hui could still comfort himself that at least his manliness was still there!

If your hands and feet are broken, you can let maids serve you. As long as a man still has his dignity, he can continue his family line!
Just as Qin Hui was comforting himself, Han Bolun pulled down his pants and caught him with his weakness.

Nani?

Qin Hui couldn't believe his feelings and struggled desperately, but Han Bolun had already raised his axe and chopped it down:
"Crack!"

It's over...

Qin Hui collapsed on the edge of the field with a blank look in his eyes, and let Han Bolun apply medicine to him, as if he were dead...

At the same time, Hami Chi was also tricked by Meng Bangjie, and he lay on the ground with a look of despair on his face...

Tong Guan and Gao Qiu looked at Qin Hui and Hami Chi, then looked at each other, and inexplicably felt more balanced.

As the saying goes, what is worrying is not the lack of wealth but the inequality of wealth…

……

Xijing Palace, in the Imperial Garden.

"Your Majesty, come and catch me!"

"Whee!"

"Your Majesty, come! Come!"

Dozens of big breasts, plump buttocks and ragged sisters surrounded Emperor Gaozong of Song and talked sweetly to him.

Emperor Gaozong of Song covered his eyes with white gauze and groped around like a blind man, but in fact he could see.

He is no longer the rookie he used to be. The white veil covering Song Gaozong's eyes is completely useless.

He could clearly see who was who and could arrest anyone he wanted, but Song Gaozong found it boring:
As the saying goes, it’s better to do it today than to wait for a day!

How fun it is to open a blind box!
So Song Gaozong deliberately closed his eyes, fumbled around a lot, and pushed away anyone who offered themselves to him.

When he was a rookie, he wouldn't let go of one once he touched it, but after a few times he knew:

The ones who come to the door on their own initiative are always the two who like to compete for favor.

It's okay once or twice, but if it happens too much, he will get tired of it.

coming!

Song Gaozong's fingertips touched a smooth surface, and he embraced her skillfully, pulling off the white gauze and taking a look:
It turns out he is a newbie!

"Your Majesty is so bad!"

The elder sister was shy, trying to resist but also welcoming, and pushed Song Gaozong with both hands, but she was too weak to push him away...

That's it!

Song Gaozong laughed out loud. The one who took the initiative to throw himself into the arms of the man was not as interesting as the elder sister who was reluctant to refuse!
At this moment, a young eunuch suddenly ran in:
"Your Majesty, this is not good, this is not good!"

"Bastard!"

Song Gaozong felt very disappointed, his face darkened, and he shouted:

"What are you arguing about? What's wrong?"

The young eunuch said with a bitter look on his face:
"Your Majesty, please forgive me, we have won the battle!

"We won the battle!"

"You act like your parents died after winning the battle?"

Song Gaozong kicked the young eunuch to the ground in anger:
"Tell me quickly, where was the victory won?
"Xixia? Or Jiangnan?"

"neither……"

The young eunuch got up and knelt down:
"Marshal Zhong and Liu Taibao won a victory in the Liao Kingdom!"

"Oh?"

Song Gaozong opened his eyes wide and asked: "Who did you defeat?"

The young eunuch said cautiously: "Jin Kingdom..."