Live fortune telling: Thunder magic? I really don’t know how to do it!

Chapter 2: An -year-old woman massacres a village?
"My good believer, you are not far from death!"

As soon as these words came out, Chen Long felt annoyed.

No, brother, at least I gave you three thousand dollars, right?
Can't you pick something good?

You come up and curse me to death?

Chen Long's face was somewhat gloomy. He looked at Zhang Yunxiao angrily and said angrily:

"Can you f*cking talk? How can a Taoist priest tell fortunes like you? Cursing people to death as soon as you come up?!"

If it weren't for the live broadcast room.

He wanted to start cursing!

[Fuck, this Taoist priest is so awesome, he just starts to curse people to death? ]

[That's not right? That's not the way it should be, right? ]

[+1 to the above, shouldn't the normal routine be 'Blood Disaster'? ]

[Hahahaha, maybe the version has been updated, and Bloody Disaster is no longer useful? ]

……

There was a lot of discussion in Chen Long's live broadcast room.

Most fans are gloating, after all, they are not the ones who lose money, right?
In response to this, Zhang Yunxiao couldn't help but shake his head slightly.

He looked at Chen Long's face and looked at his forehead carefully.

In physiognomy, the forehead is a person's life palace, which can reflect the person's life situation. The saying "the forehead is black" actually means that the person's life situation is about to step into a bad place...

At this moment, there was a faint dark aura spreading between Chen Long's forehead, and his whole mental state seemed a little abnormal.

Zhang Yunxiao took a close look at Chen Long.

I vaguely noticed something was wrong...

For example, his teeth seemed to itch? He would grind his teeth from time to time.

Also, his nails seemed to be itchy? He kept poking at them on the table...

"Corpse poison attacks the heart!"

Zhang Yunxiao narrowed his eyes slightly.

Through a series of small details, he immediately diagnosed Chen Long's symptoms.

But in order to ensure accuracy, Zhang Yunxiao still asked:
"Dear believer, have you been feeling stiff and uncomfortable recently? Have your teeth and nails been itching? Are you afraid of the sun?"

“Or even a loss of appetite?”

After these words were spoken, Chen Long, who was in a state of annoyance, was slightly stunned.

He was about to retort.

But if you listen carefully, it seems that he really has these symptoms?

I don’t know what’s going on recently.

Chen Long always felt that his body was a little stiff, and he felt a little tired when walking. After being exposed to the sun in the yard...

Is there still a resistance coming from deep in your heart?
"You...how did you know?"

Chen Long said blankly.

As he spoke, he couldn't help but grit his teeth.

Ten fingers rubbed on the table, and the nails gradually became sharp...

At this moment, the live broadcast room suddenly became hot.

[Damn, a reversal is coming? ]

[Brother Long really has these symptoms? 】

[Teeth grinding, itchy nails, photophobia, poor appetite, what kind of disease is this? 】

[Uh... As an intern, I have never heard of any disease that meets these symptoms.]

[Could it be a script? 】

……

"My dear believer, have you encountered any strange things recently?"

Zhang Yunxiao's tone was a little strange.

Or...confused?
Chen Long's symptoms clearly showed that he had been poisoned by corpse poison!

But the question is where does the corpse poison come from?

If ordinary people encounter zombies, there is no way to survive...

Besides, looking at Chen Long's appearance, it doesn't look like he encountered a zombie, right?

"Something strange?"

Chen Long thought carefully for a while.

After hesitating for a moment, he suddenly said:
"I haven't encountered anything strange recently, but something is wrong in our village."

"Oh?" Zhang Yunxiao narrowed his eyes slightly.

"Recently, at night in our village, the poultry raised in the village would start to cry like crazy, as if something terrible had entered the village."

"Two days ago, all the poultry raised by an old lady at the head of the village died mysteriously." "The way they died was so tragic!"

"Everyone speculated that some large wild animal had entered the village..."

Chen Long shuddered.

Obviously, he was somewhat afraid of that kind of scene.

"Oh? I'm afraid it's not as simple as a wild beast."

Zhang Yunxiao narrowed his eyes slightly.

He looked at Chen Long and continued to ask:

"And then? What about the dead poultry?"

"Wasn't it eaten by you guys?"

Hearing this, Chen Long looked at Zhang Yunxiao with some surprise, as if to say, "How can you even calculate this?"

The dead poultry were indeed eaten.

At that time, the old lady felt it was a pity to die so many poultry, so she simply held a buffet.

Treat the whole village to a dinner.

"..."

Zhang Yunxiao was silent.

He asked where the corpse poison in Chen Long came from.

So... that's what's happening?
Invite the whole village to a banquet?
Doesn't that mean the whole village is infected with corpse poison?

I'll be a good boy.

If things continue like this.

Won’t the whole village become a zombie village afterwards?
An 80-year-old woman destroyed the entire village by herself.

Zhang Yunxiao suddenly thought of this joke.

"Master, what are those symptoms you mentioned earlier?"

Chen Long asked in a panic.

"Alas." Zhang Yunxiao sighed softly and said:
"If I'm not mistaken, you must have been poisoned by corpse poison!"

"What? Corpse poison?!"

Hearing this, Chen Long was a little confused.

The fans in the live broadcast room immediately went wild.

[Fuck, corpse poison? ]

[Is this the corpse poison that I remembered? ]

[Okay, okay, the corpse poison has arrived? Life is getting more and more unpredictable! ]

[Fear of light, teeth grinding... Shit, is Brother Long going to turn into a zombie? ]

There was a lot of discussion in the live broadcast room.

Zhang Yunxiao continued: "Now raise your hand and pinch your arm hard to see if you can feel the pain?"

Chen Long immediately pinched himself in panic.

But no matter how hard he tried.

But I still didn't feel anything.

I didn't feel even a little pain.

"What...what's going on?!"

Chen Long was confused.

Could it be that he was really infected with corpse poison?
"You don't feel any pain? It looks like within a day at the latest, the poison will take over your heart and you'll completely turn into a zombie!"

Zhang Yunxiao's voice echoed in my ears.

Chen Long panicked and shouted loudly:
"Please, Taoist Priest, save me!"

At this moment, the barrage in the live broadcast room was almost flooding the screen.

[By the way, how did Brother Long get infected with corpse poison? ]

[Tsk tsk tsk, could it be that banquet? ]

[Fuck, you mean...]

【I understand! 】

[All the poultry in the old lady’s house were killed by zombies. The corpses must have contained corpse poison. Then the old lady used the poultry corpses to prepare a feast...]

[Oh my goodness, doesn't that mean the whole village is infected with corpse poison? ]

[A story about an 80-year-old woman slaughtering a village? ]

【terrible……】

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(End of this chapter)