Live fortune telling: Thunder magic? I really don’t know how to do it!

Chapter 26 I'm still a student...

It’s okay if you don’t understand.

At first, Zhang Yunxiao couldn't understand it either.

If Li Mengqi really didn't offend anyone, then why would others want to harm her?
But, ever since I told the fortune of that old man who was harassed by the yellow-skinned fox yesterday.

Zhang Yunxiao had a vague guess in his mind.

Perhaps, the evil cultivator who wanted to harm Li Mengqi behind the scenes wanted to use some evil method similar to the one used by the yellow-skinned man to ask for a title?

Use the fate and fortune of others to improve your own cultivation...

Zhang Yunxiao took a close look at Li Mengqi's fate palace.

I found that the deathly aura between her eyebrows was becoming stronger.

It almost covers the entire life palace.

In other words, if nothing unexpected happened...she was almost certain to die.

At the same time, Zhang Yunxiao also discovered some other abnormalities.

He found that Li Mengqi's good fortune had completely disappeared.

Fortune represents the changes in a person's life.

If a person's luck is gone.

Then his future life will undergo great changes, at best he will be mediocre, at worst he will die.

At the beginning, Li Mengqi's fortune was pretty good, and she was the kind of person who would achieve something in the future.

But now it has become extremely mediocre.

"really."

This also confirmed what Zhang Yunxiao was thinking.

The evil cultivator hiding in the dark must have used some evil magic to absorb the luck from Li Mengqi.

He turned to look at Li Mengqi and the other two girls and comforted them:

"You guys can rest here for a while."

"Let's talk about it tonight."

Hearing this, Li Mengqi and Liu Xiangxiang looked at each other and nodded with some fear:

"it is good."

Zhang Yunxiao noticed the fatigue on both of them, so he said:

"There are some rooms in the back hall. You can go there and rest."

"Thank you, Taoist Priest~"

The two girls nodded quickly.

Zhang Yunxiao nodded slightly and didn't say much.

After Li Mengqi and the other girl went to the back hall to rest, he began to study for today.

By the way, I also prepared some things.

Zhang Yunxiao didn’t know how powerful the evil cultivator in the dark was, so he planned to wait until night to fight him in the air.

See how strong the opponent is.

If he is not as strong as me, then everything will be fine.

Just run over it.

Of course, what if the other party is stronger than you?
Then you have to be steady first.

Plan slowly.

Although system tasks are very important, your own life is definitely more important.

"Whoo~"

Zhang Yunxiao practiced a set of sword techniques to exorcise evil spirits.

Then he got up, burned incense, bathed, and paid homage to the ancestor.

Started to practice talismans.

After continuously refining several high-quality talismans, Zhang Yunxiao finally finished his homework for the day.

After finishing today's homework, Zhang Yunxiao set up an altar outside the Taoist temple.

Tonight, he will use this altar to fight against the evil cultivator hiding in the dark.

Zhang Yunxiao made the layout of the altar rather simple.

Although it is said that "the higher the altar, the stronger the magic power."

But don't forget, Qingyun Temple is Zhang Yunxiao's territory!

The tablets of the ancestors of all generations are here. With the blessing of the ancestors, Zhang Yunxiao's magic power has almost doubled, and there is no need to build a high altar.

"It's done!"

After making a simple altar, Zhang Yunxiao nodded with satisfaction.

He glanced at the time and was too lazy to make lunch...

Anyway, after reaching the stage of Qi Refining and Spirit Transformation, one can absorb energy from heaven and earth and achieve the effect of fasting.

He usually only cooks a meal when he's craving for it, and is usually too lazy to eat...

After finishing what he needed to do today, Zhang Yunxiao picked up his phone and prepared to start today's 'Three Gossips of the Day'.

As soon as the live broadcast started, people kept pouring in.

In the blink of an eye, the number of people in the live broadcast room reached an astonishing 30,000+! Zhang Yunxiao was not surprised by this.

After a day or two of fermentation, his fans now have reached an astonishing one million+, which is enough to be considered a high-traffic blogger.

After all, among his one million fans, almost two-fifths are extremely active users...

five minutes later.

The number of people in the live broadcast room reached over 100,000.

After thinking for a moment, Zhang Yunxiao decided not to wait any longer.

Let’s start today’s ‘Three Gossips of the Day’ directly!
"Dear fellow Taoists, today's fortune telling officially begins now!"

"If you need it, you can choose to PK with me via microphone. In addition, everyone should know the rules here, right?"

The voice just fell.

Someone immediately chose to connect with Zhang Yunxiao.

but……

But the visitor was not sincere.

"Master Zhang, I'm still a student. Can you tell my fortune for free?"

I heard the voice coming from the phone.

Zhang Yunxiao's mouth twitched slightly.

Here it comes, the classic “I’m still a student”!
Without any hesitation, he ended the live broadcast and said to the fans in the live broadcast room with a helpless look:
"My fellow Taoists, fortune-telling requires the practice of karma."

"If you don't pay the divination fee, it means that you owe me a cause and effect, and bad things are likely to happen in the future..."

[Fuck, I am dying of laughter! ]

[Classic 'I'm still a student'. ]

[Master Zhang, I am still a student. Can you accept me as your disciple...]

[Master Zhang, I am still a student...]

【Master Zhang...】

The fans in the live broadcast room were already laughing to death.

They all started playing with this meme.

Seeing this scene, Zhang Yunxiao shook his head helplessly.

The forest is big and there are all kinds of birds.

Fortunately, the next employer was not so talented.

After the other party honestly paid the divination fee, he wanted to consult about his future career issues.

"My fellow Taoist, your future career will encounter some twists and turns, but as long as you can persevere, you will succeed within a year..."

"Oh, by the way, I'm just giving you a reminder."

"Try to spend more time with your wife and children in the future."

Zhang Yunxiao sighed softly.

From his observation, the employer's future career was on the right track, but he neglected his family along the way.

Leading to… wearing a hat.

The world is so strange.

God opens a window for you, but also closes a door for you.

After finishing this fortune telling.

The second divination was also normal.

Zhang Yunxiao did not encounter any other twists and turns.

The second employer also asked for a career calculation.

After a brief question and answer session, the live broadcast ended.

It happened to be the third time I told fortunes...

"Master Zhang, I want you to give my son a name."

"My last name is Li, and my wife's last name is Zhou."

"This is my son's birth date xxxx"

"What name do you think we should give it?"

Zhang Yunxiao looked weird.

He said silently: "My fellow Taoist, is your neighbor next door named Wang?"

"Uh...how did Taoist Zhang know?"

"What does this have to do with my neighbor..."

Before the last word was uttered, the other party had already understood what Zhang Yunxiao meant.

"Icnmlgb..."

Seeing the other party throwing down his phone while cursing, Zhang Yunxiao sighed helplessly:

"Ugh."

"My fellow Taoists in the live broadcast room, we humans cannot be so impatient."

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(End of this chapter)