Extracting skills from movies

As the moonlight climbed onto the canvas, Du Sheng held Zhou Huimin's hair in his mouth and licked it:
"I'll take you to Huaqiangbei to buy a test stick tomorrow, or..."

"You bastard!"

"That's right, mothers need to learn to swear, otherwise their children will be bullied in the future."

"Du Sheng, I'm going to bite you!"

"Go ahead and bite it. It's a good opportunity for you to have a taste of the tenderness of a tough guy."

As the moonlight set in the west, Zhou Huimin curled up in Du Sheng's arms and counted his abdominal muscles:
"Actually... it's not impossible."

"what?"

Du Sheng raised his hand in a daze and turned up the air conditioner temperature by two degrees.

"Give birth to a child."

She poked the soft flesh on his waist with her fingertips:
"But we have to wait until the filming of "Voice of the East 3" is finished..."

"Kill what Qing?"

Du Sheng turned over and pressed her down:
"The one who deserves to be killed the most now is..."

When the morning light first appeared, Du Sheng on the canvas was still smiling and looking into the void, while the real person was holding Zhou Huimin in his arms, with his chin resting on the top of her head:
"Let's have three children, so we can form a dragon and tiger martial arts team."

"Fuck off!"

Zhou Huimin laughed and scolded him while hitting him, but she knocked her chin on Du Sheng's shoulder and twirled her fingers around the ends of his hair:

"Do you think I should accumulate more merits from now on?"

Du Sheng was chewing gum while reading the exhibition plan, and almost bit his tongue when he heard this.

He broke the candy stick in half and rubbed it on the tip of her nose:
"Little ancestor, do you think accumulating virtue means saving gold coins?

If you want to have plastic surgery, just don’t overwork yourself to get panda eyes.

Besides, you have a kind heart like a bodhisattva, and just standing at the temple gate is more effective than the Buddha statue."

"Pooh!"

Zhou Huimin smiled and opened his hand, her cheeks puffed up like a pufferfish:

“It’s just going to be boring.

If it really works, I'll ask Yue Lao to tie you to my belt."

As soon as he finished speaking, his face turned red and he lowered his head to fiddle with the shell decorations on the edge of the canvas.

Du Sheng looked at her swirl of hair and suddenly reached out and pulled her into his arms:
“How about this, I’ll organize a solo exhibition for you next month?

Hang out all your flowers, plants, cats and dogs, and then enlarge the self-portrait I drew for you three times and hang it in the middle."

"You're going to die!"

Zhou Huimin hit him on the shoulder:

"When I put up your abstract masterpiece, people thought I was holding a performance art exhibition!"

"Hang! Must hang!"

Du Sheng held her tightly and refused to let go:

"Let the whole city know that I am your exclusive painter, so that those who are crazy about you will give up as soon as possible."

Zhou Huimin's ears were all red, but she still said:

"Just hang up, I'm just looking for a husband for you.

Hey, hey, hey, stop touching me!"

Du Sheng laughed and bit her ear:

"Why are you looking for a marriage? It's more practical to just go to the bridal chamber..."

……

I have to say, the Land of Tenderness kills a lot of time.

But the new crew was being prepared and the Oscars were approaching, so Du Sheng had to withdraw.

The sunshine in Los Angeles is so strong that it can melt the asphalt roads.

Du Sheng was wearing sunglasses and eating a hamburger in the airport VIP lounge, with the special effects progress chart of "Wanted" on his phone screen.

This time he came a few days early, not for the Oscar-winning film.

There is no point worrying about something that has already been done. I mainly want to see the progress of the filming of "2012" and the post-production of "Wanted".

As soon as Du Sheng got off the plane, he went straight to the screening room. The wheels of his suitcase were still slipping in the airport lobby, but he had already climbed into the leather seat.

This time, Sony kept the final cut of "Wanted" even more secretive than the script.

I heard that even Scarlett only saw her own segment, and now the screening room was packed with people sitting in two rows.

On Du Sheng’s left, Scarlett was sitting with her legs crossed, and on his right, Ivanka was eating popcorn.

The two women were separated by his "38th parallel", which was as wide as the Pacific Ocean.

With a "pop" sound, everything went black, and the screen suddenly exploded with the tip of a pyramid, and the fraternity's logo shot up like a skyrocketing monkey.

When Ivanka, the celebrity guest star, appeared, many people's eyes lit up.

She looks very charming in a leather jacket, has an S-shaped figure, and most importantly, is big enough.

Regardless of whether the acting is good or not, it is definitely attractive.

As soon as the gun battle scene appeared, Sony's distribution director in the back row exclaimed, "WTF!"

The old Mauser pistol was played very well in old man Morgan's hands, and sparks flew like firecrackers during the New Year.

The most amazing part is the scene where the hero's father jumps off the building. The pipe of the smoking gun sticks on the concrete floor and creates a shotgun effect.

The executive producer sitting next to Du Sheng whispered:
"This f*cking physics teacher would vomit three liters of blood, but the special effects are really amazing!"

The oriental Kung Fu elements were inserted by Du Sheng. In the action scene of the Brotherhood killer throwing darts, he even mixed in the sticky technique of Wing Chun.

When the heroine played by Scarlett Johansson was fighting, the camera focused on her wrist shaking.
What was thrown out was not a dagger but a red silk, which made several old white men in the publishing team blink their eyes.

"Du, this... is this Chinese Kung Fu?"

The marketing manager couldn't speak clearly. Du Sheng threw popcorn into his mouth and mumbled:

"This is called cultural exchange between the two countries, do you understand?"

He didn't say it was cultural export, in case white men couldn't accept it and started a fight.

After all, the action and gunfights in the movie are so exaggerated that even Newton would have to shake his head.

The lights were not turned on until the screening ended, and the applause in the darkness was like a rising tide.

"This movie is absolutely amazing!

I can't believe we made such an explosive fantasy movie!"

Sony's distribution director John Sr. jumped out of his chair with excitement, and this was not just a compliment.

After all, the filming process was not easy, especially the special effects, which cost a lot of money.

But now it seems that it was all worth it.

After all, the higher the box office, the more cheese they get.

Especially the big piece of cake overseas, it makes me drool just thinking about it.

"Mr. Du, I can guarantee that this movie will definitely be a box office hit this year!"

Old John patted Du Sheng on the shoulder and praised him.

"Harvester? That's too modest."

Du Sheng smiled and waved his hand:
"We are the 'Wanted' team - tough guys that all opponents have to give way to!"

This version of "Wanted" is very different from the previous one.

This time the special effects were handed over to the newly reorganized Digital Domain company, and these technical geeks were very good at making surreal scenes like the bending of bullets.

Coupled with the Chinese Kung Fu elements brought by Du Sheng, the scene made the pupils of everyone present tremble.

"This movie is simply a traffic code gift package!"

Distribution manager Mary was spinning in circles with excitement:
"The Lighthouse Country is the most into this right now - a mysterious killer organization, surreal action scenes, and oriental Kung Fu? This combination is absolutely amazing!"

Indeed, when the mysterious adventure of the "Brotherhood" meets Chinese Kung Fu, the chemical reaction is simply too good to be true.

How could the Sony team not be excited?

It’s a great opportunity to eat hotpot and watch your money double!
Scarlett also spoke up:
"I've been acting for so many years, and this is the first time I want to watch my own movie again."

Before she finished speaking, Ivanka said lightly:

"Your red dress doesn't seem to be as eye-catching as my tattoo."

The two women looked at each other in the dark, and Du Sheng simply pretended not to see anything.

Fortunately this is Hollywood, otherwise people would have been tearing their hair out if it were a palace fighting drama.

When talking about the release date, Sony's distribution director became a little anxious and looked at Du Sheng:
“World premiere in late April?
Competing head-on with Shrek the Third and Pirates of the Caribbean 3? Is that really okay? "

Du Sheng slowly took out his phone, the blue light from the screen made his eyes sparkle:

"Did you see it? Twitter has become a hot search topic. The hashtag #bulletwillturn# is more eye-catching than the supermodel's legs." The special effects company did a great job this time. The bullet bending scene was made to look like street dance.

The scene with Wesley in the church, where the bullet rubs against the gold edge of the statue of the Virgin Mary and draws an arc, is guaranteed to be more exciting than the above two films.

Scarlett leaned over to Du Sheng's ear:

"That trajectory...is it calculated by a computer or is it metaphysics?"

Du Sheng smiled slightly:
"This is called Eastern mysticism. Do you know why The Matrix is ​​so popular? It's because it lacks this kind of magic."

The distribution meeting was held directly next to the screening room, with the projector still lighting up the uncut footage.

The Sony people held up the report and chanted like a mantra:
"Are you going to invite Beckham to the premiere? His wife just gave birth to her third child..."

"stop!"

Du Sheng knocked on the table:
"If you want traffic, you have to have top traffic. Invite Leonardo and let him compete with Mr. Morgan in drinking capacity."

Scarlett suddenly interrupted:
"I'm going to walk the red carpet in Cannes, and I've already ordered my dress."

Ivanka sneered:
"Your flat-chested style is not as good as my deep V battle robe."

Du Sheng rubs his temples:

"My dear ladies, the red carpet is a battlefield, not a beauty pageant.

Scarlett, you go for the elegant and intellectual route, Ivanka, you go for... the Queen Medusa route. "

The distribution director is still struggling with the release date:

"In mid-April, our screening rate will be at most 15%, and we are facing two sequels."

Du Sheng put the coffee cup on the table:
“Do you know how Pulp Fiction became so popular?
It all depends on differentiation.

Our main themes are action + metaphysics, and I’ve already thought of the posters and slogans.

'Bullets may not get you, but love can. '"

It was already dark when the meeting ended, and Du Sheng was walking out, flanked by two women on both sides.

Scarlett suddenly put her arm around him and smiled:

"The red silk you designed to wrap around my neck, are you trying to strangle me to death and get a new one?"

Ivanka held his arm on the other side:
"Are those tattoos based on your Oriental girlfriend?"

"If you say so, then so be it."

Du Sheng shrugged and said:

"But I have to make one thing clear. If this movie loses money, you have to use your salary to pay off the debt, even your body will do."

Under the neon lights of the parking lot, Ivanka suddenly stood on tiptoe and kissed him on the cheek:
“If it becomes a hit, I want to be the producer of the next movie!”

Scarlett was not willing to be outdone, and she put her arms around Du Sheng's neck and gave him a French kiss.

Du Sheng quickly stepped back:

"Stop, stop, stop! Wait until the box office exceeds $3 million!"

As soon as I got in the car, a phone call came in.

Listening to Hades' report, Du Sheng raised his lips:
"I guess the Oscar judges are going to pass me the microphone, you guys should be ready in advance..."

Hades held the phone and nodded:
"Du, you are too modest!
The two films "The Departed" and "The Baby Project" will definitely have a chance to win the Golden Globe this year.

Especially the explosive hit in North America, The Departed, will definitely bring great support.”

"When we promote Wanted, we'll have to make full use of your Oriental Kung Fu data password."

Du Sheng smiled and shook his head:

"Okay, just do it as you see fit.

Anyway, we have to fight well in this tough battle for the Oscars."

"The Departed" has indeed received good response in North America.

Especially the role of the undercover gangster he played, even the Italian audience could not find fault with it.

In addition, the clip in "Baby Project" where he performed kung fu while holding a baby has already been widely circulated on streaming media.

"My dear, you have set a very high standard."

Back at the hotel, Scarlett came out of the bathroom wrapped in a nightgown, with water dripping from the ends of her hair.

"But I like it. That's the kind of crazy energy I want."

Du Sheng took off his coat:

"What's an Oscar? When Wanted comes out, I'll create a box office tornado for you."

As he spoke, he suddenly leaned closer, his nose almost touching the water droplets on Scarlett's collarbone:

"But you, aren't you going to give me a whirlwind celebration tonight?"

Scarlett leaned back at a 45-degree angle, revealing her nightgown collar:
"I'm afraid your kidneys are made of iron? Yesterday, just..."

She suddenly pinched Du Sheng's ear:

"Wait, you're not going to do that again, are you?"

"Can you keep your thoughts pure? I'm talking about couple yoga!"

Du Sheng chuckled:
"This is popular among Hollywood actresses now. It can stretch the fascia and..."

"You can act like a hooligan again, right?"

Scarlett picked up the pillow on the sofa and threw it over:

"I don't believe you! Last time you said you would teach me how to meditate, but..."

She suddenly stopped talking, her cheeks flushed.

Du Sheng saw this and knew something was going to happen, so he immediately followed up:
"God, please help me! How can I enter a state of meditation without closing my eyes? I am providing professional guidance!"

He said as he suddenly rushed over and cornered Scarlett:

"How about... another professional guidance?"

Scarlett was held in his arms and could smell the lingering aftershave on his collar.

This bastard really has some kind of magic. Even though I know he is talking nonsense, he just wants to do it... for the last time!
She struggled symbolically twice and her hands were already around Du Sheng's neck.

Just then, the doorbell rang.

Du Sheng guessed it was Ivanka, and just as he was about to stand up, he was pulled back by Scarlett:

"You are so impatient, don't tell me..."

"What else?"

Ivanka had already opened the door with the password and looked at her with a smile:
"Is it possible that someone can't get out of bed again?"

"Stop!"

Du Sheng got up and looked for his pants:
"You two, can you please stop acting like you're in Sex and the City? We have an announcement tomorrow!"

Ivanka suddenly came closer and blew into Du Sheng's earlobe:

"Announcement? Why don't you just say you're going to stay up all night to revise the script?"

She hooked her fingers around his belt buckle:
"I heard that Wanted will have an additional kissing scene? Do you want to rehearse it now?"

Scarlett rolled her eyes at her:
"Rehearsal? I'm afraid they'll just go straight to the high-pitched part?"

None of these white girls are easy to deal with. Du Sheng has a headache:
"I said, can you please..."

Before he could finish his words, his cell phone suddenly vibrated.

It was Sony's distribution director who called, and he said with a bit of melancholy:

“Duh, Spider-Man 3 was suddenly moved up to May.

If we include Shrek the Monsters and Pirates of the Caribbean 3, there will be four blockbusters competing head-on in May and June, so we may be at a disadvantage.”

Du Sheng hung up the phone thoughtfully, turned around and saw the two women showing the expressions of hunters seeing their prey.

"Looks like I have to work overtime, but..."

He suddenly smiled evilly:
"Would you two like to help me solve a 'technical problem' first?"

Scarlett and Ivanka looked at each other and suddenly pounced at the same time.

When Du Sheng was pressed on the sofa, his arms were filled with warmth and softness.

"Wait! Listen to me first."

He pretended to struggle, attacking from both sides:
"This problem requires..."

"Hey, it's too late!"

Scarlett bit his ear:

"Now you are our trophy!"

Ivanka had already torn open his shirt:
"After this battle, I'll let you be the technical guidance master!"

………(End of chapter)