Extracting skills from movies

Du Sheng was amused by these two funny guys.

Grabbed the phone and sent Elizabeth a text message.

Two minutes later, his phone vibrated. He glanced at the screen and suddenly laughed:
"Okay, you're most welcome, but I have to remind you——"

"Enough gifts!"

Nicholson waved his hand proudly, like a director commanding thousands of troops on the set:
"Little Leo, the important task of preparing the gifts is now left to you."

"Why?"

Leonardo almost jumped up:
"The last time you were chasing after that 40-year-old producer lady, I was the one who picked out the perfume for you!"

"You know what little girls like nowadays."

Nicholson said confidently:

"Besides, isn't there half a wall of luxury catalogs in your office?"

Scorsese, who was listening on the other side, shook his head and mourned for the little girl in his heart.

You don't have to guess, it's hard for these bastards not to cause trouble when they get together.

At this moment, applause suddenly broke out in the banquet hall.

At this time, Warner invited an emcee to come on stage to liven up the atmosphere and give out raffle prizes.

It turned out to be CBS talk show host, Ellen DeGeneres.

"Why is this old witch here?"

Du Sheng was somewhat disgusted with this woman.

If I had known this earlier, I would have let him stay in bed for another half a month to avoid offending his eyes.

Nicholson was in high spirits, his gossipy spirit burning:
"I heard you got tricked the last time you were on her show?"

Du Sheng didn't care:

"She made me embarrass myself in front of the whole audience. I flipped the table over, and she said I was being a big shot."

Leonardo suddenly came over with a wicked smile:
"How about we form a group and challenge her? Give her some explosive material on the show?"

"Save it."

Du Sheng waved his hand:
"Homosexuality is very popular right now, and she's eager for us to come to her door to stir up the topic."

"Speaking of this."

Nicholson suddenly lowered his voice:

"Last year, Brokeback Mountain won the Oscar for Best Picture. Now the attitude towards gays in the industry is very different."

"No matter how the world changes."

Leonardo shook his glass and sneered:

"Aren't the power pyramids in Hollywood still controlled by Bai You and his group?"

"Let me tell you."

Nicholson changed the subject and suddenly said mysteriously:

"On Elizabeth's birthday, we'll prepare a surprise for her..."

Du Sheng looked at the gleam in the old boy's eyes and suddenly regretted agreeing to take them to the party.

This is not just joining in the fun, it's like bringing two bulls into a porcelain shop.

But on second thought, with these two funny guys around, maybe the Olsen party could really become the hottest gossip headline of the year.

This will also be beneficial to his upcoming movies.

Thinking of this, he smiled and said:

“Okay, but first let me make this clear.

Whoever screws up will go to the Ellen DeGeneres show and propose to that old witch next time!"

Leonardo and Nicholson looked at each other and smiled like hungry wolves.

.........

That evening, a Mercedes rolled over the gravel of Koti Road and drove towards the brightly lit mansions halfway up the mountain.

"Leo, what kind of crap did you prepare?"

Jack Nicholson, in the back seat, was shaking his legs like he had Parkinson's.

Leonardo slumped down on the leather seat and pouted at the co-pilot:

"Here, a living gift."

Nicholson followed his gaze and saw the back of Du Sheng's head. He almost laughed out his dentures:
"What a clever calculation! Offering a living person as a gift?"

Du Sheng rolled his eyes:

"Do you think I'm an inflatable doll? Have you asked for my opinion?"

"Why are you pretending to be a big-tailed wolf?"

Leonardo took out champagne from the car refrigerator, and the foam flowed down the wall of the glass:

"They even let him act in a commercial, and the acting is so ambiguous, you call it a coincidence?"

Nicholson immediately followed up:

"Maybe some bastard has his eye on that shooting incident..."

"Stop!"

Du Sheng interrupted the two old hooligans' slander:

"That was McDonald's' choice. Besides, I always stick to the three no principles."

“No initiative, no refusal, no responsibility!”

Leonardo retorted more fluently than he spoke his lines, and Nicholson laughed so hard that he pounded the car window.

The Mercedes turned the last corner, and the Olsen family's mansion suddenly came into view.

The colorful lights on the wrought iron gate formed a meteor shower, and a life-size inflatable unicorn stood on the lawn, looking like a scene from a fairy tale book.

The driver showed the gold-stamped invitation, and the electric fence immediately shrank into two green walls.

"Wow, this is more grand than the Oscars."

Nicholson kept nodding his head while leaning against the car window, while Leonardo was busy fixing his hair in the rearview mirror, looking like a young boy going on a blind date.

As soon as Du Sheng stepped onto the red carpet, Elizabeth Olsen fluttered over like a canary.

The eighteen-year-old girl wore a champagne-colored dress, her snow-white collarbone was faintly visible, and her bulging chest rose and fell:
"You're finally here!"

"Happy birthday."

Du Sheng pulled out a gift box from behind like a magic trick, with the ribbon tied crookedly:
"Don't be disgusted, I got the wrapping paper from the hotel."

Elizabeth smiled and circulated her fingers on the lid of the box but she didn't dare to open it.

Leonardo handed over his gift at the right time.

Nicholson was selling a Swarovski necklace inlaid with diamonds, and a baseball signed by celebrities, as if he was auctioning stolen goods.

"You guys come to the party, I..."

Elizabeth's voice trembled with joy, and she subconsciously wanted to pull Du Sheng's arm.

The Olsen sisters came over to smooth things over. Mary Kate and Ashley wore the same black long dress, looking like a pair of twin demons.

Wow!
A group of high school students suddenly poured out of the hall and excitedly surrounded the three big stars.

The flashes of cell phones were flashing like paparazzi raids, and Elizabeth was pushed and shoved by her girlfriends, and she was about to lose her status as the protagonist.

"Elizabeth, what is your relationship with Leonardo?"

"Oh my God! Nicholson touched your hair!"

"Du Sheng just winked at you, didn't he?"

At their age, they are the most crazy about chasing stars, and their screams are about to blow the roof off.

Although Elizabeth was not very vain, she could not help feeling somewhat happy.

After all, which girl has not fantasized about such a glorious moment?

After a group of little girls took photos, the party officially began.

First there was the blessing session, then the cake was cut, the candles were blown out, and finally the whole carnival party began.

The most exciting thing was when a few drunk girls came over to flirt with Leonardo and his two friends.

But they are all smart people, they practice Tai Chi with a smile.

Even Leonardo, who has always liked blonde and white girls under 25 years old, maintains his elegant personality.

At this time, keeping a distance is the best safe distance.

After all, in the land of Hollywood, who doesn’t have a history of spending a lot of money to avoid disasters?

The cake-cutting session was a disaster.

While Elizabeth closed her eyes and made a wish, everyone had already been wreaking havoc on the three-layer cream cake.

"Brother Sheng!" When Elizabeth ran out with her skirt lifted up, Du Sheng was squatting by the fountain washing his hands.

The moonlight sprinkled on the girl's red cheeks, and she suddenly said without thinking:
"Do you have anything else going on tonight?"

"I'm going to book a ticket back home."

Du Sheng shook the water droplets on his hands:
"Why, you want me to stay overnight?"

Elizabeth looked at Du Sheng, and the campus shooting and the scenes from the recent commercial shoot emerged in her mind again.

Since when, Du Sheng has occupied a corner of her heart.

Hearing this, her white ears turned red enough to drip blood, and she suddenly took out a crumpled piece of paper from her purse:
"You said before...keep in touch, I might go traveling to the East..."

"The number hasn't changed."

Du Sheng took out his cell phone and shook it, smiling and joking:

"As for you, now that you are an adult, don't follow the example of some people who go abroad and do stupid things."

As he spoke, he glanced towards the terrace and saw Leonardo dancing cheek to cheek with a blonde girl.

Elizabeth suddenly stood on tiptoe, and her warm breath swept over his earlobe:

"I promise, I'll only look for you when I get there."

After saying that, she picked up her skirt and ran away, her high heels making crisp sounds on the stone slabs.

Nicholson appeared out of nowhere with half a macaron in his mouth:
"The way this girl looks at you is exactly the same as the way Angelina looked at me back then!"

"Pull it down."

Du Sheng walked towards the hall, shaking his hands:
"The wrinkles at the corners of your eyes can kill a fly."

"You know nothing!"

Leonardo suddenly emerged from behind the fountain with cream on his hair:

"This is called a girl's feelings are always spring!"

The two bastards looked at each other and suddenly laughed in unison.

"did you see it?"

After a few words of idle chat, Leonardo saw Du Sheng being pulled by Elizabeth to talk to the fountain again:
"This posture is bound to cause trouble!"

Nicholson took a macaron from the waiter's tray and bit into it with a crunching sound:
“The girl repays her gratitude, a cliché drama.

If you ask me, this girl is likely to pledge herself to me!"

"It's a shame if you don't use your imagination to write a melodramatic script."

Leonardo chuckled and poured the champagne into the potted plants as fertilizer:

"With Du Sheng's abnormality, can this little girl withstand it?"

Nicholson wiped the icing sugar from the corners of his mouth, like a cat stealing fish:
"You know nothing! I have been in the love field for sixty years, what kind of scenes have I not seen?

When this guy stands among women, his whole body says 'come and pick me up'."

Leonardo suddenly became interested, his blond hair glistening in the light:

"How about we make a bet?

I bet even if she came to his door tonight, Du would not do it."

"Where's the bet?"

Nicholson's eyes narrowed into slits, like an old fox.

He certainly knew the fun of 'fishing', but the Olsen sisters were insiders, so maybe they were more open-minded.

"The loser will run around the Star Avenue tomorrow."

Before Leonardo finished speaking, Nicholson had already taken out his phone and started recording:

"You don't have martial ethics!"

“That’s called conclusive evidence.”

The old fox waved his phone and smiled:

"Hurry up, catch them in the act!"

These two bastards would appear in front of Du Sheng from time to time, following him from the champagne tower to the dessert area, and then from the terrace to the parking lot.

Du Sheng seemed unaware and was still chatting and laughing with the Olsen sisters, which made Nicholson so angry that he almost crushed the champagne glass.

Because Du Sheng actually asked to resign, saying that he wanted to prepare to return home.

When he thought of Kueh Ben, he became a little uneasy.

Although he has been doing this for a long time, this is the first time he does it in public.

"This party ended too early."

Leonardo was in a good mood, and at the end he did not forget to remind:

"Don't even think about shirking your responsibility. I'll ask a few reporters to testify tomorrow..."

Nicholson: “…”

At around nine o'clock in the evening, the Olsen sisters started to see off the guests.

As soon as the Mercedes-Benz turned out of the community, Du Sheng turned around and fired:
"Did you two take the wrong medicine today? Why are you so honest?"

Nicholson collapsed in the back seat and pretended to be dead, but Leonardo was in high spirits:

"Isn't this to support you?"

Du Sheng glanced at the rearview mirror suspiciously, feeling that these two guys were up to no good.

Sure enough, as soon as the car arrived at his door, Leonardo said to the driver:
"Send Du home first, then go to Brentwood to drop off this drunk."

When the Mercedes disappeared into the night, Nicholson suddenly reappeared:
"How's it going? The old man's acting is Oscar-level, right?"

Leonardo urged:

"Hurry up and change the car! The Volvo has been waiting for ten minutes!"

The Volvo outside the Coty community flashed its lights twice like a ghost, and the two men crouched down and got in.

Leonardo dragged two large cardboard boxes out of the trunk, as if he was going to blow up a bunker:

"Do you think Du Sheng's yard is big enough? Don't break the neighbor's windows."

"rest assured."

Nicholson was carrying a cannon and smiling like a villain:
"I've already stepped on the spot. This angle will definitely make it rain fireworks in his backyard."

As he was speaking, car lights suddenly came on on the mountain road.

The Porsche 911 slowly stopped in front of Du Sheng's house like a firefly in the dark night.

When the car window rolled down, Leonardo almost bit his tongue:
"Damn! It's really that little girl!"

In this case, will my bet be lost?
Elizabeth changed into a white dress and her ponytail swayed brightly in the night breeze.

Nicholson carried the mortar and grinned:

"Du's backyard is spacious enough. This thing can hit the target just by throwing it. Isn't it more accurate than shooting at a target?"

Leonardo also picked up a bunch of rocket fireworks:

“How about waiting?
When the atmosphere became tense, this shot made him unable to lift his head.

Let's see if he dares to make fun of my 20-second legend again in the future?"

"Can't wait any longer."

Nicholson took out his phone and flipped through it:
"The police patrols in this lousy place are more accurate than alarm clocks."

This old man has studied the rules of the community in order to deal with Du Sheng:
"In 10 minutes at most, there will be a patrol car passing by here."

He suddenly narrowed his eyes and said in a hypocritical tone of justice:

"As good citizens of Los Angeles, we can't just watch a scumbag like Du Sheng take over a beautiful girl, right?"

Leonardo picked up the lighter and said excitedly:
"What do you think he is doing right now? Is he with the little beauty..."

"who cares!"

Nicholson lit the fuse and sparks shot up into the sky.

Two flash bombs streaked across the night sky and accurately hit Du Sheng's backyard, exploding with a bang.

Leonardo was like a chicken with blood, running around with a lighter in hand:
"Fire! F**K!"

Inside the villa, Du Sheng had just welcomed Elizabeth into the door.

Boom!

There was a loud bang.

The first string of sky cannon exploded on the roof of Du Sheng's house, and the golden sparks looked like flowers scattered from heaven.

Elizabeth was stunned for a moment, and recalled the gang fight she encountered during a commercial shoot not long ago:
"Kurosha is trying to silence someone?"

………(End of chapter)