If you are asked to play the role of a swindler, will you perform the act of selling crutches?
Chapter 70 You are so talented!!!
Chapter 70 You are so talented!!!
Chapter 70 You are so talented!!!
"Oh! This chicken is laying eggs and crowing at the same time. It must be very tired."
Ye Xuan said seriously.
Tian Yu and Ouyang Mi were both stunned.
The audience in the live broadcast room laughed like crazy.
"Hahahaha! The chicken is tired."
"You are telling lies in all seriousness, hahaha."
"Someone come save this chicken, its reputation is damaged, oh it's dead hahaha."
"It's so strong that it makes me laugh to death."
Ye Xuan didn't give Tian Yu time to react.
"Come, drink! Come."
"oh oh!"
Tian Yu immediately went to find a cup and drank with him.
Ye Xuan said casually.
"Do you think this chicken is worth that much? Don't pay for it."
Tian Yu smiled proudly.
"I'll tell you the truth then."
"If this chicken were in your hands, it would be worthless. It's worthless!"
"Leave it to me, I'll hype it up! I'm done!"
He slapped the table triumphantly.
“That’s worth the money!”
"What about when the stew is finished?"
Ye Xuan said dryly.
Tian Yu's smile froze on his face.
The audience in the live broadcast room laughed so hard that they fell over.
"Hahahaha! You're so talented!"
"I am dying of laughter at this sentence!"
"Is the stew done? Hahahaha!"
The three judges also looked on and applauded with smiles on their faces, and the celebrity guests couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Ye Xuan understood.
"That means this chicken is a famous chicken!"
"Eh!"
Tian Yu responded with a smile.
"Whether alive or dead, he is worth money even if we eat his meat and stew it."
Tian Yu replied with a smile on his face.
"That's right!"
Ye Xuan looked at her proudly.
Ouyang Mi was smiling happily beside her.
"You are genius!"
The audience in the live broadcast room laughed.
"Hahahaha!"
"As expected of you!"
"Master level of understanding!"
Ye Xuan immediately continued to speak to Tian Yu.
"For example, how much does a piece of chicken cost now?"
Tian Yu lifted the chicken between his chopsticks and smiled.
"It's just this one. If you don't pay two thousand dollars, you have no right to eat it!"
"Where are the chicken hearts?"
Ye Xuan gestured.
"four thousand!"
"What about the chicken liver?"
"Six thousand!"
“What about chicken kidneys?”
"Eight thousand!"
Tian Yu said proudly.
Ye Xuan smiled and said to Ouyang Mi.
"That's enough."
Ouyang Mi was so happy that she was almost crying.
"too talented!"
"Hey hey hey!"
The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.
"Hahahaha! You're so talented!"
"The Third Great Liar!"
"Absolutely awesome!"
"I have planned for you!"
"I'm dying of laughter! Hahahaha!"
"Help! Is this still possible?"
The three judges couldn't help but applaud him.
"Hahahahahaha, absolutely, absolutely absolutely!"
Zhou Xingxing clapped his hands, shook his head and laughed.
Shen Teng and Chen Sicheng clapped with smiles on their faces; this solution was truly unexpected.
The celebrity guests over there were all laughing so hard that they fell over.
"Hahaha! This is such a trap!"
"I am dying of laughter! Ye Xuan's skit is so interesting!"
"This planner definitely didn't expect that every bite of his chicken would cost a fortune, hahaha!"
After Ye Xuan got the price from the other side, he immediately picked up some food for Tian Yu enthusiastically.
"Eat! Eat! Come!"
"Auntie and uncle, you guys eat too!"
"Don't let me eat alone."
Tian Yu ate without knowing anything and greeted them enthusiastically. "No."
Ye Xuan replied in a low voice.
"You guys eat."
Tian Yu ate with relish. It must be said that the chicken from this farm was delicious and fragrant.
“We can’t afford this.”
Ye Xuan muttered softly.
As he said this, he picked up some food for Tian Yu fiercely.
The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.
"Ha ha ha ha--"
"Oh my god, I am dying of laughter!"
"Hahahaha, this is a trap!"
"Tian Yu, this trip was in vain, hahaha."
Tian Yu ate the chicken without knowing it and said happily.
"Uncle, you can't drink anymore. No matter what, you have to let me take the chicken away later."
He muttered, not ready to drag it on with them any longer.
"I can't carry you away by my arms."
Ye Xuan pursed his lips and picked up another piece of food with chopsticks.
"hold head high?"
Before Tian Yu could react, he followed his lead.
"You can take it away."
"Yeah?"
Tian Yu looked up at him in shock.
The audience in the live broadcast room all laughed out loud.
"Hahahaha! Tian Yu's expression is so funny."
"Finally I realized something was wrong, hahaha."
"The real purpose is revealed, hahaha."
"I am dying of laughter. The jokes come one after another. It is so hilarious."
"Really cow!"
Tian Yu asked back in disbelief.
"Take it away?"
Their eyes met, and a sense of awkwardness suddenly filled the air.
Ye Xuan had to say.
"Well - I'll tell you the truth."
"hold head high?"
Tian Yu took a sip of wine to calm himself down.
"Let my daughter-in-law stew the chicken you asked for, and this is what we'll eat."
Ye Xuan pointed to the pot of chicken on the table and said.
Tian Yu opened his mouth wide and looked at him in surprise, and his hand holding the wine glass paused for a moment.
what?
Is the chicken on the table the rooster that lays eggs?
He actually ate the chicken?
The audience in the live broadcast room laughed again.
"Hahaha, he was stunned!"
"This expression is making me laugh to death. I'm stunned. Hahaha."
“Tian Yu: I never thought I would eat a chicken that cost so much.”
"I don't know the chicken when I'm in the chicken world, hahaha!"
Ye Xuan continued.
"But, the method is different according to your request."
“You said stir-fry, but we stewed it.”
Tian Yu put down the wine glass in his hand in a daze.
He looked at Ye Xuan with disbelief.
The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter again.
"Hahahaha!"
"Playing this kind of word game is really cruel, Heitu!"
"Hahahaha! Tian Yu's expression is so funny!"
The three judges also laughed out loud.
"Hahaha, Ye Xuan is really good at this trick, hahaha."
Shen Teng said with a smile.
"Interesting, really interesting."
Chen Sicheng smiled and applauded Ye Xuan and nodded to him.
Zhou Xingxing just raised his head and laughed.
Ye Xuan continued.
"You have already set the price. This is the situation."
"It's 2 yuan. If you want to keep it, keep it. If you don't want to keep it, take it away."
After saying that, he pointed to the pot of chicken on the table.
"If you want to eat, you can take the entire twenty thousand dollar meal."
"I didn't move at all. What do you think?"
Ye Xuan acted like a rogue, advancing and retreating freely.
Tian Yu looked at him blankly, not knowing how to answer for a moment.
The audience in the live broadcast room laughed out loud.
"Ha ha ha ha--"
"Hit the vital point!"
"Heitu's trick is invincible in sales, hahaha!"
"This is the situation. You can do whatever you want."
"To be honest, they are honest people, otherwise they could just pick up a rooster."
"Yeah, Tian Yu has never actually seen the chicken. If he just picks one up, who can tell which is which?"
(End of this chapter)
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