This top guy is crazy!

Chapter 328 Cheng Cheng: Phew, you want me to be your spokesperson?

During the documentary filming, Wang Da recorded many of Cheng Cheng's strange behaviors.

Many of his behaviors were so bizarre that he was scratching his head and couldn't figure it out:
How could this be something humans could do?
The most bizarre thing is Cheng Cheng’s sleeping position.

After sleeping behind his pillow, Cheng Cheng also contributed some other sleeping positions that ordinary people would never think of, such as 'sleeping on the pillow', 'sleeping holding the heels', and 'sleeping with the head on the bedside table'.

Cheng Cheng also argued:
"A bedside table is a cabinet placed next to the bed for your head to rest on, isn't it?"

Wang Da and Qin Ping applauded:
good good!
They did not refute it. They waited for the documentary to be released and let netizens judge it.

However, apart from some weird behaviors, Wang Da and Qin Ping also witnessed Cheng Cheng's ability as a top director. The entire crew worked like an arm under Cheng Cheng's command. He was like a natural director and made everyone believe what he said.

In addition, his high energy also exceeded Wang Da and Qin Ping's expectations.

He only sleeps three hours a day, but he is more energetic than those who sleep eight hours.

In addition to creating and writing songs every day, I also attend remote meetings or direct the work within the crew.

As far as Wang Da and Qin Ping knew, Cheng Cheng remotely controlled six crews, namely the "Underground Traffic Station" crew, Neon's "I'm the Big Brother" crew, and four film crews.

Oh, by the way, there is also a crew called "The Sound of the Wind" being formed.

The actors have been decided.

Two female protagonists: Yan Gou'er and Wen Lian.

Other leading actors include Li Yang, Qi Hao, Le Zhanlin who played Shi Qiang, and Geng Jiang who played Wang Miao.

I heard that Cheng Cheng asked Geng Jiang, who played Wang Miao, to play a Neon officer.

Wang Da and Qin Ping couldn't understand what kind of casting was this?

Wang Miao, who has the temperament of a scientist, is going to play a Japanese officer. Can he do it?

As for "The Three-Body Problem 2", Cheng Cheng has already written half of it.

He composed about five or six songs, such as "The More You Grow Up, the Lonelier You Are", "It's a pity there is no if", "Love is Not Helpless", "Summer Wind", etc. He gave them all to singers under Shinhwa to sing.

To be honest, the more they came into contact with Cheng Cheng, the more they felt that Cheng Cheng was not a human being.

It seems like his creative ability is inexhaustible. When facing him, you can really feel the differences between human individuals.

This difference has reached a point that scares them.

Fortunately, Cheng Cheng still has seven emotions and six desires, or rather, his seven emotions and six desires are much stronger than those of others.

He does not hide his emotions at all.

What's even worse is that Wang Da and Qin Ping felt that Cheng Cheng was sometimes deliberately provoking them.

For example, he deliberately interlocked his fingers with Jiang Nan in front of the camera.

Jiang Nan also held Cheng Cheng's arm and whispered to him.

Once, they ran into Jiang Nan feeding Cheng Cheng. After feeding him, he wiped his mouth and gave him the water he had drunk.

Such an intimate action is just like that of a young couple.

That time, Wang Da found Qin Ping:
"Director Qin, should we include these in the film?"

Qin Ping looked conflicted.

Logically speaking, in order to truly restore the character of Cheng Cheng, he included all the thank you elements in the film.

But Cheng Cheng and Jiang Nan did not make it public because he was afraid that it would be filmed and cause trouble later.

Maybe Cheng Cheng won’t allow their documentary to be released.

This is not impossible.

He could only say: "Forget it, just pretend you didn't see it."

Wang Da nodded:

Just pretend you didn't see it and restore Cheng's real life. There's no need to include his private life.

It was Cheng Cheng who deliberately provoked them in front of the camera, which made him want to hit someone.

Another day, Wang Da set up the camera at the edge of the set.

What they filmed today was Cheng Cheng’s last scene.

After performing this scene, Cheng Cheng’s role as an actor was complete.

After the movie is released, these will be precious video materials.

At this time, the female makeup artist was putting makeup on Cheng Cheng and "creating trauma" on Cheng Cheng's neck.

Cheng Cheng "offered himself to be killed" without pointing out the female makeup artist's action of swallowing her saliva.

After finishing the makeup, everything was ready. Beret got Cheng Cheng's approval, sat in front of the monitor, and said solemnly:
"Scene 312, first take, first time."

"action!"

Cheng Cheng immediately got into the state.

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This scene is the official breakup of Cheng Cheng and Jiang Nan, the fake couple.

Cheng Cheng regained his memory and found out that he was actually a commercial spy, so he jumped into the water on the spot, locked up the last survivors Jiang Nan and three others in the underground base, and escaped himself.

However, during the confrontation, he was bitten by a zombie.

After thinking he had escaped, he was eaten by mutated zombies again.

All in all, a tragic villain.

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Cheng Cheng pointed his gun at Jiang Nan and said:

"I miss you already."

After saying that, he slowly retreated behind the door with the gun in hand and closed it.

Then start filming the next scene.

Cheng Cheng covered his neck and ran down the stairs quickly, with several cameras following him all the way.

Cheng Cheng trotted to a hidden place and took out the vaccine he had stolen from the Umbrella Corporation.

He was covered in sweat, and was wearing only a tight grey T-shirt, half of which was wet and stuck to his skin, outlining the contours of his iron-like body.

He opened the password box and saw the intact vaccine inside, and smiled with relief.

On the monitor, his smile was dazzling.

Then he bit the belt, wrapped it around his arm, tapped the veins with his fingers a few times, and took out the vaccine.

All movements were done without any delay and in one go.

However, at this moment, he seemed to hear some sound, turned his head vigilantly, but saw nothing.

The sound came from all directions, getting closer and closer to him. He looked up and saw the zombies on the roof, revealing a look of despair:
"Oh, my God."

In fact, he saw nothing; this was a purely non-physical performance.

Then, the imaginary "zombie" jumped down, and Cheng Cheng subconsciously dodged backwards.

"stop!"

The man in beret called for a stop immediately, and Cheng Cheng also maintained the action he had just taken, freezing in place.

Afterwards, the prop master came on stage and placed various blood bags and realistic "limbs" on Cheng Cheng's body.

Immediately afterwards, another flesh-colored figure made up as a zombie quickly emerged from the sidelines and pounced on Cheng Cheng, simulating the zombie's "pouncing and biting" action.

Cheng Cheng also made various precise responses based on the opponent's actions.

"Cut!", the man in the beret called for a stop. Cheng Cheng stopped.

The zombies that were biting also stopped.

Cheng Cheng looked at the beret.

The man in the beret clapped his hands vigorously and said:
"Congratulations, Director Cheng, you've finished filming!"

Then, warm applause broke out throughout the studio.

There were also people who had prepared in advance who jumped out from the crowd, holding cans of colored ribbons, and sprayed at Cheng Cheng:

"Director Cheng, congratulations on wrapping up."

The actor who played the zombie bowed to Cheng Cheng and apologized:
"Director Cheng, I'm sorry, my actions just now were a bit intense and I got you dirty."

At this time, Cheng Cheng was covered in blood. The staff came over and quickly helped Cheng Cheng clean up the remaining props on his body. They also asked, "Director Cheng, do you want to go take a shower now?"

Cheng Cheng pulled out the ribbon that had sprayed into his mouth, patted the actor playing the zombie and said:

"No need to apologize, you are doing your job and you are dedicated."

Then, he rejected the staff's kindness and said, "I can just go and wash it myself."

He walked up to the beret and asked:
"Please give me your evaluation of my performance."

The man in the beret didn't hesitate for even a second and directly replied, "Director Cheng, your acting is so outstanding. You got every detail just right. There's no need to do it a second time!"

Cheng Cheng asked, “Really?”

The man in the beret nodded sincerely: "Really, Director Cheng, your performance is impeccable, you are the best actor I have ever seen."

Cheng Cheng: "Chu Qing is not as good as me?"

Beret was a little embarrassed, touched his nose, and said: "Although Mr. Chu is very good, he is still a little less talented than Director Cheng."

Cheng Cheng: "Is there no disadvantage?"

Beret: “Yes!”

Cheng Cheng tilted his head.

Ok?
If I ask you to say it, do you really dare to say it?

Beret took a deep breath, and seemed a little afraid to speak out, but he still steeled his heart and said:
"Your only shortcoming is that you work too hard! You always throw yourself into your work recklessly and don't take your health seriously at all. Director Cheng, you really need to change this in the future!"

"Oh~" Cheng Cheng didn't say to change it, nor did he say not to change it. He patted his shoulder, pressed a bloody handprint on his clothes, and said, "I have heard your words. You continue to direct the next scene, and I will go to wash it."

The man in the beret glanced at the bloody handprint on his shoulder and said, "Okay, you go ahead, Director Cheng!"

Looking at Cheng Cheng's departing back, the man in beret wiped away the unnecessary cold sweat and breathed a sigh of relief.

Call ~
Although I don’t know why Cheng Cheng asked, I finally passed this hurdle.

Jiang Nan followed and walked to Cheng Cheng's side, his eyes somewhat evasive:

"Let me go in with you. I'll help you wash. I'm afraid you can't do it by yourself."

Jiang Nan was still dressed as Alice at this time, wearing a low-cut red dress that showed off her fair skin and delicate body. Her hair was all combed back, making her look heroic, sexy and sweet.

Cheng Cheng looked at her:
Are you afraid that I can’t wash it all by myself?
You are clearly plotting something bad against me!

Jiang Nan blushed and asked, "Why? No?"

Cheng Cheng: "Okay, of course."

Then, Sung Cheng and Kang Nan walked towards the shower room together.

Wang Da silently turned the camera around.

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During the time when Cheng Cheng was filming in Serbia, the second season of "Who's the Detective" was also released in China. The main stars are still Nilukzi, Li Xiang, Shi Ning, Wen Ying, and Zhang Zijie, but the second season has a strong lineup of guest stars.

The first episode features Yan Gouer and Jiang Jun.

This is Yan Gouer's first variety show appearance, and the early publicity was very strong.

One of the promotional focuses was on "two generations of young girls appearing on the same stage for the first time."

Yan Gou'er is the first generation of Cheng Cheng girl.

Nilu Kezi is the second generation of Cheng Cheng girl.

Both of them were made famous by Sung Cheng, and after their debut they were blessed with the top resources of Shinhwa Company. In addition, both of them are extremely good-looking, so Shinhwa fans are looking forward to seeing them on the same stage.

In addition, Yan Gou'er's "The Three-Body Problem" had just finished airing, which led to the ratings of "Who's the Detective Season 2" skyrocketing after the first episode was aired.

On Douban, "Who's the Detective Season 2" has also been rated.

The opening score reached 9.0 points.

Fans were very emotional:

"I have always been a fan of the myth. Those who have watched the first season continue to strongly recommend the second season! The quality is not bad! I am very satisfied that Li Xiang, Shi Ning, and Ni Lu Kezi were retained! And Yan Gouer was also invited!!! The plot, variety show, reasoning, and props are all well balanced! The first episode is very good."

"Xiao Gou'er lacks some variety show ability, but she integrated quickly, has strong investigation skills, and voted correctly. She is really super smart."

"Everything is good! Keeping Ni Li Shi Wen Zhang is really interesting! Yan Gou Nu is the best goddess! Bonus points in the later stage! It's more interesting than the setting of the first season!"

"I stayed up late to watch the trailer yesterday and then watched the first season. I'm so happy that my favorite variety show is finally back!! The trailer was well set up in every aspect. Xiao Ni and Shi Jie were shining with wisdom throughout the show. Please let Xiao Gouer stay on the show. He's so cute!!!"

"Yan Gou'er and Ni Lu are so beautiful! As expected of Cheng Cheng, his aesthetic taste is so good!"

"Hahahaha, facing Senior Sister Yan Gou'er, I feel that Ni Lu is a little suppressed. But it's not shameful. After all, Xiao Gou'er is the first generation of adult girls~"

"Directly recommended as a candidate for the best variety show of 2023, there is no rival at the moment!"

The first episode received very good reviews, which was a good start for the first season. However, after seeing the discussions online, Yan Gouer was a little unhappy.

Wen Lian asked her what was wrong.

Yan Gouer said: "The audience said that I have no sense of variety shows and that I am boring. Some fans also told me to focus on acting in the future."

She raised her head, looked at Wen Lian with her face bare, and asked seriously, "Sister Wen Lian, do I really have no sense of variety show?"

Wen Lian looked at the aggrieved person in front of her, and was somewhat touched by her cuteness, so she teased her:

"What do you think? How do you think you performed?"

Yan Gou'er: "I think I'm quite humorous."

Wen Lian laughed out loud, her body shaking with laughter: "Hahahaha, indeed, my little Gou'er is really humorous. He can even tell jokes now."

Yan Gou'er knew that Wen Lian was being sarcastic towards her. She stared at Wen Lian with her beautiful black and white eyes without saying a word. She just looked at her.

Wen Lian felt guilty when she looked at him. She smiled for a while and then stopped. She touched Yan Gou'er's head and said:

"You are a natural actor. Being on variety shows is just a change of pace. Can't you just stop doing it in the future?"

Yan Gou'er shook his head and refused: "No, Director Cheng asked me to do it."

Wen Lian pointed at her with her finger:
"You! Then just be yourself. It's not only the noisy artists who are liked by others. People will also like your peaceful personality. Don't just focus on those critical comments. Aren't there many people praising you?"

Yan Gouer nodded: "Yes, indeed."

Wen Lian was amused by her again.

But Yan Gourd added: "I'm just worried that I won't be able to complete the task that Director Cheng gave me."

Wen Lian sighed: What a silly sister.

While this conversation was taking place, Cheng Cheng in Serbia received a strange phone call.

After the other party finished speaking, Cheng Cheng finally couldn't hold it in anymore and he burst out laughing.

Then he covered his mouth and asked:
"You actually thought of asking me to be your spokesperson?"

(End of this chapter)