This top guy is crazy!

Chapter 363 "Cheng Cheng" 7
[Director Qin can no longer bear it]

[Hahahaha, Director Qin is dozing off]

[What is this for staying up all night? 】

After finishing the call with the company, Cheng Cheng spent another hour making plans for tomorrow’s, or rather today’s, shooting.

It was not until three o'clock in the morning that he finished all the work on hand, took a shower and went to bed.

But his sleeping posture is different from that of ordinary people. His head is hidden behind the pillow when he sleeps, as shown in the picture:
Qin Ping wanted to give it to him, but he refused.

How should I put it?

Hard to understand!

This is simply not something a normal person can do!
You said you didn't need a pillow, but you put it on the bed.

You said you needed a pillow, but you didn't use it and you deliberately avoided it.

[The pillow seems to have lost all its strength]

[Pillow: I should have rotted in the factory]

[The pillow has never been insulted so badly in its life]

[I finally understand why the director said that the documentary shows the unknown side of Frog Brother. This is too unknown! ]

[I'm already stupid, is this still a normal human being? ]

[It turns out that he is also so crazy in private]

But no matter what the comments said, Cheng Cheng seemed to be quite happy.

After he fell asleep, Qin Ping waved to the camera, and then the two of them slowly left Cheng Cheng's room, considerately closing the door.

-

[December 2023, 10]
[Record of the second day of filming]
[Countdown: Only 40 days left until the film is released]
The camera stops and it’s the next day.

The screen gradually brightened, heralding the beginning of a new day.

[Morning, 6:00]
At this time, the documentary should have been filmed in a park. The dawn was just breaking in the sky, the morning vitality was blowing in the face, dew was still hanging on the grass on both sides of the path, and the winter trees stood tall in the cold wind.

Qin Ping was wearing warm clothes and kept stamping his feet on the side of the road to keep warm.

As soon as he opened his mouth, white air came out.

At this moment, a figure appeared in the camera lens.

He was running towards me from far away on the trail in the park.

When I got closer, I realized it was Cheng Cheng who was jogging in the morning.

He was wearing very little, just a sweatshirt on the upper body and sweatpants on the lower body. He looked very casual, like a college student from any university, very young and full of energy.

This was in stark contrast to Qin Ping, who was wrapped tightly and looked drowsy.

"Hey, you guys got up so early?" Cheng Cheng greeted them with a smile.

He looked very energetic. Even after running over here, he was still standing still. He didn't look like he had only slept for three hours. He didn't look tired at all, and his eyes were shining.

The barrage of comments is so envious.

[If I go to bed at 3am, I can sleep until 2pm!!!]

[Frog has endless energy in one day]

[No wonder Brother Frog is successful. He goes to bed at 3am and wakes up at 6am. Who can handle this?! ]

[The most important thing is that he also jogs in the morning! Morning jog! ]

[Let me put it this way, if I went to bed at three o'clock, I wouldn't even get up if Jiang Nan called me at six o'clock! ]

[Mental illness is actually this mental illness! It means that the mental state is different from that of ordinary people! 】

Qin Ping: "Director Cheng, good morning."

[Compared to Brother Frog, it feels like Director Qin is about to die]

[A faint sense of death]

[Good morning~]

Cheng Cheng waved his hand and said, "Good morning, let's go, I'll take you to have breakfast."

The camera followed Cheng Cheng to a local breakfast shop in Xinxiang, which was full of local foreigners.

When they saw Cheng Cheng and others coming in, they cast curious glances at them.

Cheng Cheng was unmoved and ordered an avocado toast, an ice cream, two muffins, a serving of fries, a steak and egg, and an iced coffee, all in unusually large portions.

【Eat so much in the morning? 】

[Damn, that’s enough for two meals]

Qin Ping and the photographer also ordered their things.

Then they found a seat and sat down.

Qin Ping sat next to Cheng Cheng. He was trying to find a topic to interview Cheng Cheng when he saw Cheng Cheng mixing all the food together.

The audience in front of the screen also saw this horrifying scene.

Under the camera, Cheng Cheng first tore the avocado toast and muffins into pieces, sprinkled the French fries on them, mixed them with the steak and eggs, poured the ice cream in, stirred it, poured the iced coffee on it, and squeezed some ketchup and hot sauce.

Finally, it was combined into a bowl of soup with everything in it.

【? ? ? 】

【What is this? I can’t accept it!!!】

【Every step he takes is beyond my expectations】

[Is this something you can say? It's like feeding your pet food! ]

[Jaw drops, jaw drops, left jaw drops, right jaw drops]

[The more I look at it, the tighter my brows are]

[why!why!why!why!Why do you add ice cream to steak? Why do you pour coffee into rice? Why do you add ketchup and chili sauce!]

[Don't tell me this is for human consumption! ]

As the audience's pupils trembled, Cheng Cheng picked up a spoon, put it into his mouth, and began to devour it. The radio equipment clearly captured the 'crunching' sound of him chewing the ice cubes.

The netizens in front of the screen seemed to have lost all their strength and means.

[He actually ate it! ! ! ! ]

[No, what planet is Cheng Cheng from? This way of eating is rarely seen on Earth! ]

[Sung Cheng’s mouth cannot be kissed]

【Do you know what you are eating? 】

[Eating is normal, but eating is not normal]

Cheng Cheng ate very quickly and finished half of it in a short while.

Qin Ping was stunned.

At this moment, he is the audience's face stand-in.

Cheng Cheng looked up and asked, "What are you guys (chewing, chewing) looking at me (making 'crunching, crunching' sounds) for (swallowing)?"

The audience wanted to rush into the screen and beat someone up:

You still have the nerve to ask people why they are looking at you?
Is there anyone who eats like you?

Qin Ping considered his words carefully and said, "Director Cheng, the way you eat seems to be different from others?"

"Oh, this (pick up the bowl)," Cheng Cheng said, "you're going to eat it anyway (drank a big mouthful of soup), so why not (pick up another spoonful of dry soup) eat it all at once (put it into mouth), in the end (chew chew chew), won't it still meet in the stomach (swallow)? (wipes mouth) This way it's more efficient, and you can have plenty of time to do other things."

this--

The audience in front of the screen was actually convinced by Cheng Cheng!
This makes so much sense!

[So I’m not successful because I don’t eat right? ]

[Don’t let my mom see this documentary!!!]

[Sorry, it's too late. Your mother sent a video: Children who eat like this will succeed]

[But I still can't accept it. I can accept them meeting in my stomach, but I absolutely can't accept them meeting in my mouth]

[Director Qin’s expression is just like me]

[Describing pica in such a refreshing and refined way]

[It turns out that he is more abstract in private than on camera] Qin Ping asked: "But does it taste good like this?"

"It's delicious!" Cheng Cheng encouraged him, "Why don't you two try it too?"

In front of the camera, Qin Ping showed a spirit of sacrifice for art. He mixed all his food together, tried it, and then felt sick.

His expression was this:

The audience was almost laughing like crazy:
[Hahahahahahahaha, this expression is fucking killing me!!!]

【Absolutely amazing! 】

[Sure enough, he is just a mortal]

[I vomited with laughter]

[Why do I feel like Frog is deliberately teasing him? Did he stay up so late last night, get up so early this morning, and eat breakfast, just to avenge the two of them for coming into the room so late to take pictures of him?]

[Oh my god, don’t tell me, don’t tell me! It’s really possible. After all, Frog is such a vengeful person.]

【It fits the character setting!!!】

After breakfast, Cheng Cheng paid the bill and later came to the set.

The camera recorded that some people were setting up the set, some were debugging equipment, some were checking parameters, some were communicating details, and some were preparing props. Everyone was busy with their own things, and the scene was bustling with activity.

-

"You're the security guard at the entrance."

"What about this?"

"Your marriage is a sham, a cover to hide the hive."

"What is a beehive?"

The camera shows the image on the monitor on the set.

A new day of shooting has begun.

[Zombie Training Room]
A white woman is being interviewed.

"Well, you know, the first time the crew came to me was a month before the start of filming. They told me that this was a project by a Tianxia director, saying how amazing he was, that he was a top director in Tianxia and had won an award at Cannes. At that moment, I thought to myself: 'Another liar.'"

Another white woman was interviewed.

“Jimmy (her friend) told me about it and he was so enthusiastic about it. My first reaction was, ‘This must be some low-budget, small-scale production.’ But on final check, it wasn’t at all, so here I am.”

A black male:
"I knew what zombies were, people infected with some kind of virus, but when I got here, oh man! Let me tell you, it was nothing like what I imagined."

The scene cuts to several scenes of makeup artists putting zombie makeup on them.

After harvesting.

Beret: "To be frank, we have invited a professional special effects makeup team from abroad this time. At present, foreign technology in this area is indeed superior to ours. Do you know? They have eight different makeup styles for zombies alone. However, we will learn from experience in the process and work hard to cultivate our own special effects makeup team."

Voice-over: "Is this considered stealing skills?"

Beret: "This is stealing skills."

[Okay! I think that’s right!]

[Yes, you should steal ruthlessly]

[Justified, this is stealing skills! 】

-

[Zombie Training Room]
"The director wants the zombies to have two states. One is when they haven't found the target, they are slow and unconscious. The other is when they find the target, they become extremely fast, like a mad dog!", a middle-aged man was shouting to a group of "zombies".

His note appears in the lower right corner: [Meng Lei. Action Director]
Amidst the eerie music, a group of zombie actors are learning how to walk like zombies.

A group of foreigners walked in a twisted manner.

【Hahahahahaha】

[Dancing Demons]

After harvesting.

A white man wearing zombie makeup complained:
"Holy shit! I've never been tortured like this, playing a zombie. This is harder than I thought!!"

Another white male:
"Playing a zombie has to be the hardest thing I've ever done! And this crew is so demanding."

A blonde girl named Daphneel:
"Well, it's definitely not as easy as playing a dead body! I've never played a role like this before, but practice makes perfect, right? You can't become a zombie overnight. In fact, after a few days of training, I could feel the difference, and my movements became more natural. Whenever we have free time, we randomly start playing zombies for fun! It's so much fun!"

Here, the documentary cuts to a clip where she suddenly turns into a zombie to scare others during dinner. After the prank is successful, she smiles with her white teeth.

[Wow, who is this girl? She is so cute! ]

【Healthy beauty! 】

【Love it, love it! 】

【The zombie girl is so cool! 】

【She is so sweet! 】

[Super sweet little dragon set]

[Remind you, she was the one whose body was chopped off by Jiang Nan]

【You devil! 】

The picture is everything.

[Zombie Training Room]
At this time, the group of zombies were already walking in an orderly manner. They no longer looked funny, but scary.

It was Daphneel again, she performed a zombie stand-up move.

While doing it, she also introduced it cutely.

"When you get up, you must do this action."

"And make others feel that you have no strength."

"The head is downward."

"The waist is also pushed down."

"Let others think that it is the waist that is exerting the force, but in fact it is the knees that are exerting the force."

"When you stand up, lower your waist, knees, step forward, and then look, you are standing up!"

“And then you have to make some noise with your mouth.”

“kkkk ah ah woo wow wow~”

[Oh my god! This is so cute, isn’t it? ]

[She really seemed to be trying to teach me! ]

[Too strong baby]

[Damn it, I'm going to be her fan! ]

【Take me one!!!】

[Please give her one more chance in the future, what a lovely treasure girl! ]

[Yes, she is very serious.]

After harvesting.

Daphneel: "I just love acting so much! You get to immerse yourself in so many different characters and live so many different lives. It's like being able to be so many different people, not just myself, which is really great!"

Voice-over: "Have you joined Director Cheng's company?"

Daphneel: "You mean signing an agent? Yes. I can't find opportunities in Hollywood. I don't know anyone."

Many people's hearts melted in front of the screen.

But then, the atmosphere suddenly changed.

All that was shown on the screen was a black man yelling on the set:

"It's not fair! This is not fair! Look, the pay you give to others is so much that it's hard to count, but what about mine? It's just a little bit, not even enough to pay my rent! Why? Just because I'm black, just because I'm an actor who climbed up from the bottom?"

The other people on the set looked at each other in bewilderment.

A few lines of text appeared on the screen:

[The filming process of "Resident Evil" was not smooth sailing, and there were also accidents]
[This kind of accident was something no one had expected before.]
The camera turned to the man in the beret, who was frowning and looking extremely angry.

(End of this chapter)