This top guy is crazy!
Chapter 448: Shenzhang Media? Shenzhang Mental Hospital!
Chapter 448: Myth Media? Myth Mental Hospital!
The filming of "The Wandering Earth" has entered the middle stage.
What was filmed at this time was Liu Qi and other teams setting off for Sulawesi, but before they arrived, they saw multiple engines restarting in the distance. It turned out to be a "saturation rescue" and other teams had already gotten ahead of them.
The engines were restarted and everyone began to hope to return home.
But the bad news came that in three hours, the Earth would break through Jupiter's rigid body Roche limit and enter an irreversible disintegration process.
MOSE broadcast to the world, announcing the failure of the "Wandering Earth Project" and that the Earth had missed its last chance to escape. In order to continue human civilization, MOSE will launch the "Spark Project" to ensure that human civilization will restart on a new planet and abandon the people on Earth.
This is also a large scene, where we will shoot scenes where the broadcasts are heard in various places on Earth.
All departments are ready.
The head coach - ah, no, the head director is warming up.
Cheng Cheng put on his clothes, put on makeup, and went on stage.
After the filming started, Cheng Cheng hugged a dead body and howled twice: "Hai Wa! Hai Wa!", and then finished filming at the speed of light.
After shouting "CUT", Cheng Cheng wiped off the makeup on his face and said to the assistant director Xiao Er:
"Take out the clip I just made, make a separate poster in post-production, and cut it into the trailer."
The waiter was a little sweaty and nodded:
"Okay Director Cheng."
Tianying, Radio, Film and Television, and other investors hoped that their director Cheng could appear in the film, but Director Cheng ended up giving a perfunctory performance, which lasted less than a second in the feature film.
If you don't pay attention, you may not even notice it.
Director Cheng also wants to make a separate poster and even cut it into the trailer.
I’m afraid the audience will curse after the movie is released.
Xiao Er suggested:
"Director Cheng, how about you shoot a few more clips?"
Cheng Cheng looked up and said:
"No."
He looked dejected: "I'm afraid that if I appear on camera too much, it will overshadow their brilliance."
He patted the waiter's shoulder again and said:
"This feeling is something you will never experience in your lifetime."
As he spoke, he walked away, as if he was carrying endless pressure and guilt on his shoulders, and his back was stretched very long in the setting sun.
Xiao Er couldn't help but say:
"Director Cheng, where are you going? You still have some filming to do next."
Cheng Cheng paused, looked back without any embarrassment, and walked back to the monitor.
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Time flies. In the next few days, Cheng Cheng has been directing "The Wandering Earth" on the crew, and also guiding the acting skills of the company's artists.
Although Cheng Cheng often talked nonsense and spoke incoherently when explaining acting, which made people confused, under his guidance of 97 points for acting, the acting skills of Xu Rui, Su Simin and others have made great progress.
However, while directing the actors' acting skills, there are also some entertainment contents for everyone.
For example, under the pretext of liberating nature, Cheng Cheng would ask the actors to play a random object every day.
For example, play the role of an airplane, play the role of a large transport truck, play the role of a crane, play the role of a word document, play the role of pilling long johns.
The actors didn't want to act, but due to Cheng Cheng's pressure, they had to act.
As a result, the staff on the set could see the actors making strange noises and doing strange movements every day. It was like a mental hospital, and even a mental hospital was not so outrageous.
That day, the filming was completed on the set.
Everyone was playing the doctor-seeing game with Cheng Cheng.
Cheng Cheng was wearing a white coat and some headphones. He was sitting at the table with a serious expression.
Shen Ze, the actor who played Liu Peiqiang in The Wandering Earth, ran up and asked anxiously:
"Doctor, I'm so poor, what should I do?"
Cheng Cheng wrote something on the paper, then tore it off and handed it to him:
"Go hang up a Fuke."
Shen Ze immediately praised him and bowed repeatedly:
"A miracle doctor!"
Cheng Cheng's expression remained unchanged, his face stern: "Next."
Deng Zhicheng, who plays Han Ziang, rushed over and said, "Doctor, my child has no appetite."
Cheng Cheng: "Go to KFC and make an appointment for a specialist on Thursday, next time——!"
Deng Zhicheng grabbed Cheng Cheng's hand:
"Wait a minute, doctor, he's a little constipated lately."
Cheng Cheng wrote some more and tore the paper to give to him:
"Go out and go to Xia Lai's for emergency treatment."
Deng Zhicheng: "Thank you, doctor."
Su Simin followed up, "Doctor, I have a stomachache!"
Cheng Cheng tore off another piece of paper and said:
"If your stomach hurts, just let your stomach do it. What are you doing here? Next one!"
Xu Rui: "What should I do if I have a headache when I wake up in the morning?"
Cheng Cheng: "The old man will hurt you if you get up in the morning. You can get up in the afternoon."
Li Chao: "Doctor, what should I do if I can't see with my eyes closed?"
Cheng Cheng: "Open your eyes and look."
The actors who had received a note gathered together. Deng Zhicheng covered his face and said, "Tell me, if Director Cheng puts this video online, won't the fans think we are fools?"
Deng Zhicheng is over 60 years old this year. He whispered:
"I have seen directors who tease and torture actors on the set, but this is the first time I have seen a director who plays a doctor on the set."
Li Chao said: "Our play should be finished in a month, right?"
Deng Zhicheng lamented:
"Good job finishing!"
At this moment, a car suddenly rushed over with a hum.
A gust of wind blew up, and Deng Zhicheng's hair stood up.
Deng Zhicheng: “What are you doing?”
The little girl Su Simin said: "Teacher Zhao Jing is playing a motorcycle today."
Deng Zhicheng was speechless: "Teacher Zhao Jing is already 40 years old this year!"
At this moment, Cheng Cheng suddenly took off his white coat and rushed forward.
Deng Zhicheng was stunned:
"What is this for?"
Su Simin introduces the plot:
“Director Sung Cheng seems to be playing the role of the man who tames the wild motorcycle.”
Deng Zhicheng looked at her suspiciously:
"How do you know so much?"
Su Simin blushed:
"Because I'm from Shinhwa Company."
Deng Zhicheng understood:
It turns out that he is a member of the Shinhwa Psychiatric Hospital!
——At the same time, while "The Wandering Earth" is progressing steadily, "Chinese Paladin III" is also constantly being updated. Fans are discussing the latest plots and playing with the latest memes on major platforms.
In the tenth episode, Long Kui turns red, in the eleventh episode, Zi Xuan appears, in the twelfth episode, Long Kui forges a sword with her body, in the thirteenth episode, Jing Tian learns the "Flying Dragon Exploring the Clouds Hand", and in the fourteenth episode, Jing Tian is torn between Long Kui and Xue Jian, and finally chooses to sacrifice Xue Jian.
The audience laughed to death during this segment.
The fox demon held a knife and wanted to cut Long Kui or Xue Jian's rope, and said to Jing Tian:
"Choose one of the two. Choose quickly."
Xuejian: "Stinky tofu."
Long Kui: “Brother.”
Jingtian was surrounded by men, and finally he shouted, "I choose Xuejian!!!"
Fox demon: "Choose her? Have you decided?"
Jingtian: "No, I choose her to die."
Comments from fans: We can still meet Xuejian again, you are as sharp as a sword can get.
In the 15th episode, Zixuan was captured by Chonglou. In the 16th episode, Jingtian successfully rescued Zixuan. In the 17th episode, Baidoufu's past emerged. In the 18th episode, Baidoufu experienced two lives and returned to reality.
As the plot progresses, more and more people are discussing the plot.
For example, two questions appeared on Zhihu.
One question is what kind of relationship do Long Kui and Long Yang have?
Another question is, is Zixuan a bit of a scumbag?
Regarding the first question, most people feel that it is both love and family affection, and has some orthopedic content.
For example, why was Long Kui willing to stay in the Demon Locking Tower for a thousand years for her brother? If the brother died, shouldn't the sister live well with the love of her brother's family?
Something is not right with Long Yang either. He is five years older than Long Kui and he never married a wife before his death. Moreover, when the country is destroyed and the family is ruined, most people, no matter how deep their brotherly love is, will hesitate when weighing the life and death of the country, the people and themselves.
But for Long Yang, this is not a multiple-choice question at all.
The two of them even made some keepsakes like sunflowers, but it didn't seem right no matter how you looked at it.
What's more, he even quoted from classics and dug up history books.
It is said that "Zuo Zhuan" records the story of Duke Xiang of Qi and his sister Wen Jiang.
To put it simply, this historical fact is that Duke Xiang of Qi and his sister Wen Jiang had an affair when they were young. Wen Jiang later got married and did not return home for many years. More than ten years later, she brought her husband back to visit her relatives and rekindled her old love with her brother... Her cheap husband was angry and was killed by Duke Xiang of Qi, his brother-in-law and love rival.
The most interesting thing is that the Qi family all have the surname Jiang, and the country where the Longyang and Longkui siblings in "Chinese Paladin III" live is the Jiang Kingdom...
In an instant, things became more delicate than ever before.
I can only say that netizens can really find all kinds of content.
It is precisely because of this hot review that more and more people have started to support the CP of Jingtian and Longkui, and there is a momentum to fight against Xuejian, the official pair.
As for the other question, is Zixuan a bit of a scumbag?
That shouldn't just be a little bit of a scumbag, but very scumbag.
1. He seduced Lin Yeping and Xu Changqing, who had left home, in order to rekindle their past relationship; because he did not explain the relationship between Lin Yeping and Gu Liufang, Lin Yeping thought he was a substitute, and then ran away with the ball, and then was caught because of his lack of skills, which led to Lin Yeping's death for him;
Second, for the sake of her appearance, she sealed her daughter's body and prevented her from growing up. Also for the sake of her appearance, she seduced Chonglou while dating Xu Changqing, causing Xu Changqing's world view to collapse and she was very painful.
San stole Chonglou's heart and didn't take responsibility, causing the originally carefree Chonglou to feel emotionally hurt;
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Time has entered November.
11 month 6 number.
Today is a very important day.
First of all, in China, the 10-episode "Legend of Sword and Fairy" has been aired for more than 10 days since its premiere on October 20, and the last episode will be broadcast tonight.
Then, abroad, Serbia’s 2024 general election will end today.
In comparison, the former is certainly not as popular as the latter. After all, the latter is the once-in-four-year change of government in the world's most powerful country, which determines the future direction of the world and is far from comparable to a TV series.
Since early morning, Cheng Cheng has been on the phone with the Spencer team in Serbia.
This time, Cheng Cheng donated a lot to Spencer's team, which can almost be said to be a heavy bet.
The first step was to directly donate 20 million US dollars.
You know, 20 million US dollars is already a huge amount of money.
Among all the donors to Spencer's campaign, Elon only donated about $1.5 million, followed by Richard with $1.3 million, Miriam with $1 million, and Linda with $ million.
The 20 million US dollars donated by Cheng Cheng is enough to rank among the top five donors to Spencer's campaign!
If we take into account the value of the three songs "YMCA", "We are the champions" and "We Will Rock You", Cheng Cheng can even make it into the top three donors to Spencer!
What's more, these three songs are far from being measured by monetary value.
Serbia has almost had fifty presidents. Which president has his own exclusive song?
not a single one!
They all turned to dust and soil.
Except for a few particularly important ones, many presidents have long since disappeared.
But Spencer was different. Cheng Cheng wrote three songs for him in one go.
Songs are not restricted by time and space and will be passed down forever. Even if Spencer no longer exists a thousand years later, as long as there are still people listening to the three songs "YMCA", "We are the champions" and "We Will Rock You", there will be people who will remember Spencer.
Cheng Cheng asked, "Mr. Spencer, don't you have time to answer the phone yet?"
The other side was a humble male voice, he apologized:
"I'm sorry, Mr. X. Mr. Spencer is currently with the campaign team, preparing a canvassing speech. However, Mr. Spencer arranged for me to keep talking to you. You are a supporter that Mr. Spencer values very much."
Cheng Cheng: "What's the current situation?"
"The situation is still uncertain, but based on the information we have in advance, we have a great chance of winning the election. Mr. President, please remain confident."
Cheng Cheng: "Very good, you asked me in advance to help him succeed."
At noon, the votes between Spencer and Jessica were very close, with Spencer temporarily leading with 201 to 195 votes.
On the set, Deng Zhicheng saw Cheng Cheng's phone interface and said in surprise:
"Director Cheng, are you also following the Serbian election?"
Cheng Cheng corrected: "Pay attention, not attention, but participation."
Deng Zhicheng secretly complained:
No, you are participating if you sit in Tianxia and just check the votes online, occasionally make a few comments, shout a few times, or yell a few times? You are really participating~
Although he was annoyed inside, he did not show it on his face.
By two o'clock in the afternoon, Spencer and Jessica had already opened up a gap, with Spencer leading by a large margin of 247 to 210 votes. As long as he could get 13 more votes, Spencer would win!
There are also many Chinese netizens who pay more attention to the competition than the election. When they saw this result, the Internet was very lively!
"Holy crap! Spencer won Chenzhou! With Spencer winning 19 electoral votes in Chenzhou, he can basically be declared the winner! It is expected that he will eventually get more than 300 electoral votes."
"I want to congratulate Saibao in advance."
"What a loser, hahahaha, Sica!!!! Will she cause a split when Spencer comes on stage? I want to see a split!"
"To be honest, the Democrats are really bad at losing so many swing states!"
“I feel like I’m going to win!”
"You're guaranteed to win!"
"I thought there would be a reversal, but the ghost soldiers are not strong enough!"
"I won't be able to see the smiling big sister anymore."
"What a loser! There are a bunch of Hollywood stars and a few former presidents, but this is the only fighting power that Jiejie can provide?"
(End of this chapter)
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