This top guy is crazy!
Chapter 576 The Love Apartment cast goes to Serbia
"I've made up my mind! I'm going to Serbia!"
The next day, Zhanbo announced his decision in the living room of the Love Apartment.
Everyone was gathered around the coffee table sharing the expired pizza that Zhang Wei had just bought as part of a "buy one get three free" deal when they heard this and were all stunned.
Lu Ziqiao was the first to react, grabbing Zhanbo's shoulder and saying, "You're really planning to go see your second uncle? Take me with you, I'll be your translator and check out the bar scene on the West Coast!"
Chen Meijia glared at him:
"If you dare to have any crooked ideas, I'll let you experience a supersonic flight from Xinxiang to Shanghai."
As she spoke, she made a gesture as if she were unleashing the Buddha's Palm.
Lu Ziqiao quickly admitted defeat:
"No, no, no! I'll carry your bag, okay? I promise I'll only look at pretty girls and won't flirt with them."
Chen Meijia grabbed Lu Ziqiao's ear and rotated it 180 degrees counterclockwise:
"Looking is forbidden, even looking is a sin!"
"Aaaaah!" Lu Ziqiao screamed loudly, "I'm sorry, I won't watch anymore, okay? Nobody else is as good-looking as you!"
"That's more like it," Chen Meijia said, finally letting him go. Then she turned to Zhanbo and asked, "Zhanbo, are you really going? Do you know where to look?"
Zhanbo pulled out his notebook, zoomed in on the group photo of the Friends on the screen, and said, "I checked, I checked! I compared the decoration of the café in the photo, and it is the 'Central Park Café' located near the intersection of Bedford Street and Grove Street in Greenwich Village, Xinxiang."
As he spoke, he pulled up a map and showed it to the others.
Zhang Wei gave a thumbs up and said:
“Sure, Zhanbo, you have the potential to be a detective.”
Hu Yifei suddenly grabbed Zeng Xiaoxian's arm:
"Alright, since you've decided to go, that's perfect, Zeng Xiaoxian and I will go with you."
Zhanbo said, "Sister, really, you don't need to worry about me. I'm a grown man now."
Hu Yifei said something insincerely: "Who's worried about you? Don't flatter yourself. Zeng Xiaoxian and I are just going to Cyprus for a belated honeymoon. Don't you think so, Zeng Xiaoxian?"
"Huh?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked completely bewildered. "Go to the Sai country?"
Hu Yifei's eyes widened:
"What? Comrade Zeng Xiaoxian, do you have an opinion?"
Zeng Xiaoxian shrank back and shook his head repeatedly when he saw Hu Yifei's death stare.
"No objection, no objection, hahaha, how could I possibly have an objection?"
His laughter was dry and loud, filled with forced cheerfulness. "A belated honeymoon! Fantastic! It's a godsend! Serbia is great! Beautiful scenery, awesome enemy! You say where to go for your honeymoon, and we'll go there! I wholeheartedly agree! Hahahaha..."
Hu Yifei gave a satisfied hum and withdrew her murderous glare: "That's more like it. Then it's settled! Zhanbo, remember to include both of us when you book the tickets! Zeng Xiaoxian, go back and pack your bags!"
She grabbed Zeng Xiaoxian by the collar, who was still chuckling awkwardly, and dragged him out like a large suitcase. "What are you all standing there for? The honeymoon trip can't wait! Let's go!"
Lu Ziqiao: "Zhanbo, count me and Meijia in! Let's go too!"
He whispered in Zhanbo's ear:
"But you'll have to teach me a few English phrases for picking up girls in a bar. 1. Do you believe in love at first sight? 2. Haven't we met somewhere before?"
Chen Meijia: "The third trick is 'how to prevent Chen Meijia from throwing you into the Huangpu River!'"
Lu Ziqiao chuckled awkwardly: "Meijia~~ I'm doing this for international cultural exchange..."
Zhao Haitang said excitedly:
"I'll book the tickets right away!" Zhanbo: "Are you going too?"
Zhao Haitang: "Of course I'm going! I have to go! This is the perfect opportunity to prove my theory that 'we live in a TV drama world'! The truth is right before our eyes!"
"Me too! Me too!" Tang Youyou raised her hand high, looking excited. "I'm going to discuss acting with Zhanbo's second uncle."
Guan Gu looked at Youyou with a hint of grievance: "Youyou, why didn't you discuss it with me first?"
Tang Youyou immediately switched to her pitiful mode, clasped her hands together, and faced Guan Gu: "Guan Guan~ How about we talk now? Let's go to the Sai country for a couple of days~"
Guan Gu scratched his head and grinned sheepishly:
"Of course! I'd be happy to go anywhere with you!"
Tang Youyou: "I knew Guan Guan was the best!"
Guan Gu: "You're the best!"
Tang Youyou: "No, you're the best!"
Guan Gu: "You're the best!"
People were finding it hard to bear their public displays of affection.
With half a pizza still stuffed in his mouth, Curry Sauce mumbled indistinctly:
"Count me in! I want to go to Serbia to see handsome men!"
Zhuge Dali:
"Yes, that's perfect. I haven't decided on a destination for my graduation trip yet. The current social structure, two-party system, and social atmosphere in Serbia are all excellent sociological observation samples."
Finally, seeing that Zhang Wei remained silent, Dali asked, "Zhang Wei, aren't you going?"
Zhang Wei immediately forced an extremely awkward smile, rubbing his hands together, his eyes darting around:
"Haha...hahaha...um...I guess I won't go? You know, I'm a little short on cash lately...cough cough. That Supreme Seafood Pizza you all ate earlier, I even had to pay for it myself, and you guys...haven't paid for it back yet..."
Zhao Haitang looked at him with disdain:
"Alright, alright! Look at you, so pathetic! This time! Everything—airfare, hotel, food, souvenirs… all on me, Young Master Zhao!"
Zhang Wei's eyes lit up instantly, like searchlights. His previous embarrassment vanished in an instant, and his face broke into a wide smile: "Oh! Young Master Zhao! So generous! So incredibly generous! I knew that following Young Master Zhao would bring me good fortune! Um... visa fee...?"
"I've got it all covered!" Zhao Haitang interrupted him impatiently. "Hurry up and go pack up all those travel sets you bought on sale!"
"Understood!" Zhang Wei immediately perked up and disappeared in a flash, afraid that Zhao Haitang would change her mind.
Curry Sauce swallowed the last bite of pizza, stared wide-eyed at the magnanimous Zhao Haitang with disbelief: "Wait, Zhao Haitang, have you taken the wrong medicine today? Why are you suddenly being so generous? Booking the whole place? This isn't like you!"
Zhao Haitang pushed up his glasses and said, "Sigh, you guys don't understand. Dali wants to go to Serbia to do social research; it's something she's really serious about. If Zhang Wei is too stingy to go, and Dali can't go, or if she goes but isn't happy... that would be such a pity."
Lu Ziqiao: "Damn, you're such a Casanova! Zhao Haitang, you're something else. Your caliber... I'm impressed."
Curry sauce thought for a moment and said:
"Zhao Haitang, how about I give you a chance to pursue me? I'm much easier to get than Dali! Just treat me to three... no, five barbecue meals! How about it, are you tempted?"
After she finished speaking, she confidently tossed her hair, giving off a "you got off easy" look.
Zhao Haitang:
"Curry sauce! Please spare me! My feelings for Dali are unwavering! I'll treat you to the barbecue! But forget about chasing me!" (End of Chapter)
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