This top guy is crazy!
Chapter 627 What kind of play is this?
As the program continued, Cheng Cheng showed a "what a pity" expression and said, "Is that so? Then it seems I'll have to carry you on my back."
As he spoke, he moved to the front, bent down, and said with reluctance:
"Come up."
Sun Lei was internally ranting:
Dude, what are you regretting? You should have been the one carrying Yidan, shouldn't you?
How badly did you let Yidan bully you? Do you think she can even carry you on her back?
At Cheng Cheng's request, Liu Yidan climbed onto Cheng Cheng's back. After a while, Cheng Cheng suddenly blurted out a sentence without warning:
"It's her natural scent."
On Cheng Cheng's back, the editor gave Liu Yidan a close-up of her face, zooming in and zooming in! First a medium shot, then a close-up, and finally a super close-up, Liu Yidan's pores were clearly visible.
At this moment, Liu Yidan's expression was like this:
(дlll)? ? ?
Cheng Cheng zoomed in, zoomed in, and zoomed in again, and his expression looked like this:
(°ゝ°) (serious)
The screen was filled with question marks:
【? ? ? 】
What is this guy talking about?!
What kind of body odor?
[0 people mentioned body odor]
This close-up comparison is hilarious!
[An escaped patient from a mental hospital and his victims]
While Liu Yidan was in a daze, Cheng Cheng continued unsurprisingly:
"Just in case you don't know, the scent you're smelling is my body fragrance."
With a "pfft," Sun Lei saw this and immediately spat out the water he had just drunk, spraying it all over his clothes. In other words, he was soaked!
A crow flew across the screen: caw caw caw~
【.】
【.】*999
My native language is speechlessness.
Is this Frog Bro? He always manages to say things that make me dizzy with shock.
[Frog Bro: It's a natural fragrance, confident and sweet.]
[Liu Yidan: Is it too late for me to quit this show?]
Are you crazy?
[Hello, is this a mental hospital? We need someone to come and help us.]
We're downstairs now.
This dialogue is amazing!
During the show, Liu Yidan's face was already flushed.
Cheng Cheng then looked at the camera and spoke in a clear, earnest tone, almost like a news anchor:
"Many people don't know what celebrities smell like. As an industry insider, I can tell you with certainty that they smell wonderful."
[The number one person who talks nonsense with a straight face]
Is this something a human could come up with?!
[As an Industry Insider, It Smells Good]
I don't believe you unless you let me smell it.
[Liu Yidan: Help me, help me, help me!]
Hey bro, you smell good!
I told you not to let him go on variety shows!
What a beautiful mental state!
[It's all the fault of the "Chasing the Wind" program team]
After the explanation, Cheng Cheng and Liu Yidan began the real challenge. If the other groups were really playing a game, then Cheng Cheng's group was just an exhibition match!
Almost no difficulty can defeat him!
He moved with ease on the acupressure mat.
He completed five squats without even breaking a sweat.
Soon, he caught up with Lou Guang and Qu Jun from the sentimental group.
The audience was stunned:
Holy crap, this is inhuman!
[Acupressure mat: Are you being polite?]
[Dude, aren't you an idol, director, and writer? When did you become an athlete?]
[This level of physical fitness is comparable to that of an athlete, isn't it?]
Absolutely, don't forget he was carrying someone on his back too. Although Dandan is a girl, she still weighs around 100 pounds. To be honest, even as a proper sports student, I couldn't do it that fast.
Isn't this a case of overwhelming force? [A true all-rounder]
[A superhuman has entered the Chinese entertainment industry]
Lou Guang, who was still struggling to complete the heartbeat challenge, suddenly felt a gust of wind coming from behind him. He turned around in alarm and saw that the camera was giving him a close-up shot.
Lou Guang: I was terrified!
[The sense of oppression is overwhelming!]
[Warning: High-energy content ahead! Cheng Cheng is coming!]
[If I were Lou Guang, I'd be terrified too!!!]
Upon arriving at the finish line, staff handed her a smartwatch, which Liu Yidan hurriedly put on.
At this point, the two teams were at the same pace.
Whoever can complete the heart-pounding challenge will win the first round of the game. The audience in front of the screen is also a little nervous, wanting to see which team will win.
With deliberately suspenseful editing, Cheng Cheng said to Liu Yidan on his back, "Squeeze me tighter."
Sun Lei, in front of the screen:
Ok?
Clamp?
How do I clamp it?
Barrage:
Why did I turn yellow?
This is not a bus heading to the kindergarten.
A car wheel ran over my face.
Why are all the officials in the court silent?
Liu Yidan was confused: "Huh?"
She wore a bewildered expression.
Then, Cheng Cheng got down on all fours and lay face down on the ground. Then, like a wild horse that had broken free, he started shaking wildly back and forth and side to side!
Liu Yidan was so frightened that her face turned pale, and she screamed so loudly that her voice pierced the screen:
"Ah ah ah ah ah!"
Viewers in front of their screens were completely bewildered, many spitting out water in disbelief. They never expected Cheng Cheng to do something like this; it was utterly disrespectful!
【? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】
What kind of play is this???
【Sung-Cheng, what are you doing, Sung-Cheng?!】
[Facepalm]
The scene is too beautiful for me to look at.
Did the editor not laugh while editing?
[Fun fact: The person Liu Yidan is riding is the top of the top celebrities in the Chinese entertainment industry, the number one singer in the Chinese music scene, a leading figure in Chinese music, a world-renowned superstar, an international director, the global box office record holder, and the head of Myth Entertainment]
[Liu Yidan has also found love; she's managed to have the top male star in the Chinese entertainment industry on her back.]
Many viewers have lost the ability to control their facial expressions; they either have their mouths open, their eyes wide open, or both.
In short, none of them could hold on.
"Plop~"
Suddenly, in the scene, Cheng Cheng jumped up again.
Liu Yidan could only squeeze Cheng Cheng's waist tightly with her legs again, desperately trying to avoid being thrown off.
Then, something even more breathtaking happened—with a "neighing sound," Cheng Cheng actually tilted his head back and imitated a horse's neigh, and then began to shake the horse even more violently!
Audience: (╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻
【No way, is this "hissing sound" meant to make someone laugh to death?!】
[It even comes with sound effects?!]
[Frog Bro, where's your idol image?!]
Cheng Cheng seems to have never had any "idol image" mentality.
[This video must not be sent overseas!!! We can't let them know that Cheng Cheng is like this!]
[I laughed so hard my neighbor called the police!!!]
Beep beep beep——!
Finally, after Cheng Cheng's galloping and stomping, Liu Yidan's heart rate broke through 140.
[A heart rate of 140 is too easy, I laughed until it reached 180] (End of Chapter)
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