Chapter 567
It was very quiet, so quiet that only the sound of cicadas could be heard.
At noon, the sun was blazing outside, but it was the coolest time in the house. Li Zhuangsheng was sleeping soundly, and vaguely felt someone touching his forehead. Her hand was icy cold.
Li Zhuangsheng opened his eyes hazily and saw Li Xiuyu's concerned face.
She held the ice crystals taken out of the refrigerator in her hand, her little hands were frozen red, and then she put them on Li Zhuangsheng's forehead to cool him down.
"What are you doing..." Li Zhuangsheng quickly snatched the ice crystal away, his hands shivered from the cold, and the ice crystal fell on the bed.
"I'm fine." Li Xiuyu shook his head. "How do you feel now?"
"I'm much better now." Li Zhuangsheng held Li Xiuyu's hands distressedly, "Why are you like this... I'm fine!"
"Well, now that you're awake, come and eat. Hu Mengdie should be ready soon."
"Don't do this again in the future. It's harmful to your health. Don't let me get better before you catch a cold again!"
"I'm not like you, I'm in perfect health!"
Li Zhuangsheng held Li Xiuyu's hand tightly and rubbed it on his face. The temperature of the other's hand finally returned to normal, but it was still red.
"What a fart."
Li Zhuangsheng had no choice but to let go of Li Xiuyu's hand, get out of bed and put on his slippers. Then he picked up the ice crystal, walked to the sink, rinsed it, and put it back in the refrigerator.
"Brother, are you awake? How do you feel now?"
Yi Yunshui looked concerned.
"much better."
Li Zhuangsheng nodded and thought to himself, why are you still here?
It’s over. My headache starts again.
"Drink some water."
Yi Yunshui poured a cup of water from the kettle, tasted the water temperature himself, and found it was not hot, so he handed it to Li Zhuangsheng with confidence.
"Thanks."
Li Zhuangsheng took the cup of water, but did not choose to kiss Yi Yunshui indirectly.
"Brother, what kind of girls do you like?" Yi Yunshui's eyes were burning.
"I like girls with big breasts." Li Zhuangsheng collapsed on the sofa and turned on the TV.
He doesn't care about his image anymore. If Yi Yunshui can give up on him, he will not hesitate even if he becomes a pervert!
"Just like Zhu Zhixue..." Yi Yunshui's expression darkened.
Although she is quite confident about her appearance, her figure has always been her shortcoming. Only poor Acup would occasionally wear B... In short, compared with Zhu Zhixue, there is a world of difference.
Not to mention comparing with Zhu Zhixue, among the girls who were in the KTV with him last time, he felt that he was only slightly taller than Lin Yuehua.
Moreover, Lin Yuehua is obviously a small-time character, and being stronger than her is totally unworthy of mention.
"Yes, I am such a vulgar person!" Li Zhuangsheng nodded vigorously, "Big is good, and good is big!"
"I can go to Long's!"
"puff!"
Li Zhuangsheng couldn't hold it in any longer and was speechless for a moment. It took him a long time to react, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
Seeing this, Li Xiuyu curled his lips and turned his face away slightly.
"You Long... that's also fake!" Li Zhuangsheng gritted his teeth, "I'm afraid of food poisoning!"
Yi Yunshui's expression became even more depressed, and he said aggrievedly: "Brother, don't be so vulgar... Big is not always a good thing. It will sag when you get old, which is ugly!"
Li Zhuangsheng scratched the dog's head and said, "If you keep exercising, you can still maintain your body shape! Besides, sagging is better than having nothing to hang!"
"No, no!" Yi Yunshui said, shaking his head quickly, "Don't you like other parts of my body besides my breasts? I'm pretty, don't I?"
"The one in the kitchen seems quite beautiful too." Li Zhuangsheng glanced at the kitchen.
Besides, her breasts are bigger than yours, he thought.
Yi Yunshui bit her lip: "But I am willing to do anything for you. I promise that I like you more than she does!"
But Hu Mengdie said the same thing before, and it’s hard to say which of you two likes me more. Li Zhuangsheng complained again in his heart.
"Why are you so obsessed with me?" Li Zhuangsheng sighed.
"Because you are my destiny!"
"What is destiny?" Li Zhuangsheng looked at Li Xiuyu.
"It means it's destined." Li Xiuyu said.
"Classmate, it's the 21st century now, and the ZAT team must also be scientific. Superstitious beliefs like fate are too feudal!"
Li Zhuangsheng operated the TV remote control and clicked on "Ultraman Taro".
"I don't care, I like you, I will do whatever it takes!"
"People should be reasonable. A forced melon is not sweet!"
“You won’t know if it’s sweet until you taste it!”
Li Zhuangsheng sighed to the sky: "Don't mess with me. You don't like me, you just like the person who wrote to you. If that letter was written by Hu Mengdie, would you fall in love with Hu Mengdie again?"
"Is there anything I can do for you?" Hu Mengdie took off her apron and walked over with a smile.
"Your logic is perverse. Why should we discuss and worry about things that didn't happen? It was you who saved me, not someone else!" Yi Yunshui shouted angrily.
"Oh, I see, I see!" Li Zhuangsheng said with an expression of sudden enlightenment, "So you want to repay me! That's not necessary. I'm well-known for my generosity. Helping you is just a piece of cake. I've never thought about asking for anything in return!"
"I don't want to repay you! I just want you!" Yi Yunshui held Li Zhuangsheng's hand, "Brother, just obey me. I will definitely love you well and make you the happiest boy in the world!"
What do you mean by obeying me? Are you a mountain bandit? And I am your wife?
Li Zhuangsheng held his forehead, feeling that Yi Yunshui was the type who would steal her boyfriend's phone every night while he was asleep, checking it over and over again and turning it upside down.
too frightening.
"Just talk, don't touch me." Hu Mengdie reminded kindly.
"It's none of your business!" Yi Yunshui glared at her.
Then I don’t care. Anyway, what will be deducted is the impression points in Li Xiuyu’s mind.
"How can you repay kindness with enmity?" Li Zhuangsheng was pressed into a corner, and his tone became heavier. "I don't like you, how can you force others to like you!"
"You don't have to like me, it's enough for me to like you."
Yi Yunshui pursed her lips and smiled at Li Zhuangsheng.
Li Zhuangsheng was stunned. At this moment, he heard a neutral voice: "What a passionate confession. But, let's eat first. I've prepared the meal." "Okay, let's eat! I'm starving!"
Li Zhuangsheng stood up and touched his stomach. He was not actually hungry, because he had a fever and had no appetite.
There were four dishes and a bowl of soup on the dining table. Li Zhuangsheng looked at Hu Mengdie, and Hu Mengdie smiled at him.
"Some of these dishes are not available at home, right?"
"Haha, I bought it when I came here this morning."
"Don't buy vegetables next time you come to visit. I can't let a guest like you do it..." Li Zhuangsheng smiled bitterly.
It was she who cooked the meal when Hu Mengdie came last time, and it was her again this time.
Li Zhuangsheng smelled the fragrance of food as soon as he came out of the bedroom. However, when he put Bingjing back into the refrigerator, he saw that the food was almost cooked, so he did not stop Hu Mengdie.
But he still felt bad, after all, the other party was a guest... At the same time, Hu Mengdie cooked for him, which made him feel a little uncomfortable.
It seems like I shouldn't accept this kindness, as if I owe it something.
"I originally wanted to ask Chef Li to show me his skills so I could learn from him, but Chef Li got sick, so I had to show off my skills."
Hu Mengdie blinked and smiled sweetly.
"Haha, you're too kind. Your cooking skills are very good!"
Li Zhuangsheng turned his face away. He had a really good-looking face. Not only was it good-looking, but every frown and smile was just right.
Perhaps due to psychological factors, Li Zhuangsheng felt that Hu Mengdie's cooking skills had improved, at least in the taste of the dishes.
"Hey!" Yi Yunshui was very unhappy about being left out, and said angrily, "I can cook too! I'll do it next time! Brother, just wait!"
"no, I'm fine……"
Li Zhuangsheng thought to himself, "Will you come to my house next time?" Wait, where is Yi Yunshui going to study in college? It shouldn't be Nanjing!
"Hmph, there's nothing wrong with being able to cook, it's not difficult!" Yi Yunshui snorted, "Brother, as long as you become my boyfriend, I promise to cook you a full banquet every day!"
She actually didn't know how to cook, but she was determined to learn when she got home.
Li Zhuangsheng lowered his head to eat, pretending he didn't hear anything. Probably because of Li Zhuangsheng's consideration, today's dishes were quite light. Li Zhuangsheng had no appetite at first, but he still ate some.
Yi Yunshui was eating, literally, only eating rice, no vegetables. It seemed that she wanted to draw a clear line between herself and Hu Mengdie, and like Boyi and Shuqi who swore to never eat Zhou millet, she would not eat the dishes Hu Mengdie cooked.
"Don't just eat." Li Zhuangsheng glanced at him.
"Brother, do you want to feed me?" Yi Yunshui raised his head with eager eyes.
"Tell me about her." Li Zhuangsheng poked Li Xiuyu.
"I can't persuade her now." Li Xiuyu shrugged.
"The rice was also cooked by Hu Mengdie. You have already eaten the rice, so what's wrong with eating vegetables?" Li Zhuangsheng advised.
"No, I cooked the rice." Li Xiuyu boasted to himself quietly.
"You don't have to be silent at this time."
Li Zhuangsheng was in a bad mood. When Yi Yunshui forced him to abdicate, Li Xiuyu didn't say a word.
Yi Yunshui put down her chopsticks, bit her lips, and suddenly burst into tears: "Brother, how can you like me!"
"I have someone I like!" Li Zhuangsheng said with a headache, "and... and I like big breasts. I am a breasts star!"
"Don't lie to me!"
Yi Yunshui became more and more indignant. Maybe Li Zhuangsheng really liked a big cow like Zhu Zhixue, but the dramatic reason here must be just Li Zhuangsheng's excuse to reject her!
Hu Mengdie lowered her head and laughed, then said faintly, "He didn't lie. He rejected me before because my... breasts didn't meet his standards. Right? Li Zhuangsheng."
"Hmm... Hmm." Li Zhuangsheng lowered his head and ate his rice. "That's about right. Big breasts are a basic requirement, not a bonus."
"you……"
Yi Yunshui is really angry.
"There's nothing we can do. We can only work harder in the next life." Hu Mengdie comforted with a smile.
Yi Yunshui looked at Hu Mengdie and then at Li Zhuangsheng, and felt that the two were playing a double act in front of her. This conclusion made her more irritated and she felt abandoned.
It’s not because of her breasts, but because she seemed to be isolated from the two of them.
"Brother, if you don't agree to me, I will die in front of you."
Yi Yunshui's tears flowed down and dripped into the bowl.
Li Zhuangsheng's expression froze for a long time before he forced a smile: "You, don't talk nonsense, kids, don't go to extremes all the time."
"I know, you must dislike me too." Yi Yunshui lowered his head, his tone sad, "You think I'm dirty, right?"
"No, no, no, I don't have that idea! I told you, I believe you! Besides, you are the victim. Even if you were bullied, it was the bad guys' fault. You are not dirty, those evil-hearted villains are the ones who are dirty!"
As Li Zhuangsheng spoke, he kept a close eye on Yi Yunshui's movements, fearing that she would suddenly rush into the kitchen to grab a knife.
"Haha, that sounds really nice." Yi Yunshui raised his head and smiled sadly, "Everyone can talk about moral principles, but in your hearts, you all think I'm a dirty person. I say it, but I do it!"
"Really not, don't let your imagination run wild..."
"You don't accept me, which means you despise me. You think so too." Yi Yunshui bit her lip, tears already streaming down her face. "It doesn't matter. Since no one is willing to love me anymore, I will use death to prove my innocence! It's not like I haven't died before!"
Yi Yunshui showed the scars on his wrists and became more and more agitated.
"Don't do anything stupid!"
Li Zhuangsheng was so scared that he broke out in a sweat. "I, I really believe you! I swear, in my heart you are clean, both physically and mentally! Can we be good friends? Let's become sworn sisters, and from today on you are my good sister... or good elder sister. Look, you and Xiu Yu have become good sisters now!"
Please forgive my lies... Li Zhuangsheng thought to himself. Yi Yunshui might be clean physically, but her heart might not be. This landmine woman is too scary!
"I don't want it! I don't want it! You are just trying to fool me!"
"Snapped!"
Suddenly, as Li Zhuangsheng stared in amazement, Hu Mengdie gave Yi Yunshui a loud slap in the face.
"That's enough. How long are you going to make trouble?" Hu Mengdie said coldly.
Yi Yunshui covered his face in surprise and looked at the other party at a loss.
"Li Zhuangsheng doesn't accept you, so you threaten to die?" Hu Mengdie said coldly, "I think you don't like Li Zhuangsheng at all. Even if you succeed, what can you get? A boyfriend who doesn't like you?"
"If you want to die, just die. Don't tell us. Don't try to blackmail us. But I'm curious. You keep saying that you like Li Zhuangsheng. You must know that if you die, Li Zhuangsheng will live in guilt and pain for the rest of his life. Is your love so selfish? Is that how you like him?"
Hu Mengdie stared down at Yi Yunshui, her eyes as cold as a gleam, as if questioning Yi Yunshui's heart.
"I...I..." Yi Yunshui's voice trembled.
"Life is precious. You are so irresponsible and give up easily, which will make everyone sad. It's such a pity for you." Li Zhuangsheng was standing aside, and he wanted to give Hu Mengdie 10,000 likes in his heart! Really reliable, ex-wife sister!
What a close call, there almost was a second Zhu Zhixue, Hu Mengdie thought.
(End of this chapter)
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