Classmate Li Zhuangsheng doesn’t want to be reborn

Chapter 571 Very Pretentious
"Hey, let me ask you something."

Two days later, Zhang Qixiang called again.

"What's the matter?" Li Zhuangsheng asked lazily.

"How do you chat with a woman?" Zhang Qixiang asked dryly.

Li Zhuangsheng was stunned for a moment: "Why are you asking this suddenly?"

Zhang Qixiang hesitated for a moment and coughed dryly: "Oh, my family introduced a girl to me. She is a friend of my father, from another place, and she came to visit us these few days..."

My friend, what happened to the saying that once upon a time, the ocean would be nothing but water? I thought you were so affectionate.

"What does she look like?" Li Zhuangsheng asked half-jokingly.

"Ahem... not bad."

"Just chat normally, don't be too flattering, and be more confident. From a biological point of view, females are more likely to be attracted to strong males rather than unscrupulous flatterers."

Come on, you can do it. After all, you have the scumbag gene.

Li Zhuangsheng gave Zhang Qixiang some instructions and hung up the phone. Zhang Qixiang asked him how to chat with girls... although he had never asked Zhang the same question before.

"Master, who is it?" Han Miaoyan suddenly appeared at the side, blinking her eyes.

"No one." Li Zhuangsheng answered vaguely, returned to the bedroom, slid the mouse, and looked at the novel written by Han Miaoyan.

"But I seemed to hear Zhang Qixiang's voice." Han Miaoyan tilted her head.

"Hmm..." Li Zhuangsheng nodded vaguely again.

Han Miaoyan was quiet for a moment, then grinned inexplicably and asked, "Has he found a new lover?"

Li Zhuangsheng was extremely embarrassed and quickly tried to make excuses for Zhang Qixiang: "No, no. He had guests at home and he didn't know how to talk to them."

Although there is nothing wrong with this statement, Li Zhuangsheng himself lacks confidence. Damn it, Zhang Qixiang, I knew I shouldn't trust your integrity too much, and now I am embarrassed.

But this was the Zhang Qixiang he was familiar with, a scumbag.

"You only know how to cover up for your brother!" Han Miaoyan patted Li Zhuangsheng, "Actually, you don't have to be afraid of me knowing. I don't care!"

"If a boy who likes you lets you go, do you really not care?" Li Zhuangsheng asked sincerely, "Don't you feel a sense of loss?"

"What sense of loss? I'm just happy that the stumbling block between us finally no longer exists!" Han Miaoyan raised her hands and cheered.

The corner of Li Zhuangsheng's mouth twitched slightly. There was a mountain between him and Han Miaoyan. Zhang Qixiang, this small stumbling block, was really insignificant. It was not his turn to be an obstacle at all.

"Master, I think you should learn this from Zhang Qixiang!" Han Miaoyan said seriously, "Let go when it's time to let go. Only those who can take it and let it go, and have the courage to run to the next stop, are real men!"

"That's a very good point, but isn't it completely opposite to what you show?" Li Zhuangsheng glanced at Han Miaoyan.

This guy always comes in a short skirt or hot pants. She used to hide it, but now she doesn't even pretend to be so, and each time she does it she's getting more and more flashy.

"I'm not a man, I'm a woman!" Han Miaoyan argued.

"There's really no possibility between us. I suggest you don't waste your time on me."

"Master, do you know how much you hurt a girl's heart by speaking so directly?"

"I don't want to hurt you, so I want to make it clear. Hey..." As Li Zhuangsheng was talking, he read a wonderful twist in Han Miaoyan's novel, and his eyes lit up. "Awesome, this setting is very sophisticated!"

"Hehehe, that's awesome!" Han Miaoyan puffed out her chest.

Li Zhuangsheng smiled and said, "Although you said you don't like writing novels, I feel that you write them with great care."

Han Miaoyan snorted: "I plan to become a great writer, make a lot of money, and then support you!"

"Is this plot...originally created by you?"

Li Zhuangsheng ignored Han Miaoyan's nonsense and read the plot again. He always felt that this arrangement was a bit old-fashioned and did not seem like something that could be written by a newcomer.

"…I borrowed it?" "I copied it?"

"How can borrowing be called plagiarism?"

Li Zhuangsheng frowned slightly and asked for the name of the novel that was borrowed. After reading the original text, a subtle expression appeared on his face.

"Is this a reference?" Han Miaoyan coughed lightly.

"This book is a reference in the male section, but it is plagiarism in the female section," Li Zhuangsheng said calmly.

Li Zhuangsheng personally feels that this is not plagiarism, but there is nothing he can do about it. The female channel has a very strict set of standards for identifying plagiarism. As the second sex, women love to pull each other's hair.

"Is this true? It's so strict..." Han Miaoyan felt uncomfortable.

"But I feel that your arrangement is a little more clever than hers. You are still very talented." Li Zhuangsheng said, "And your writing speed is really fast. You can write at least 8,000 words a day. And this is after you said you don't like writing novels. If you are really interested..."

"I've already told you that I'm going to be a great writer in the future, and then I'm going to adapt this into a TV series, and then I'm going to support you!"

"I think your future achievements may be better than mine." Li Zhuangsheng said with a smile, "I feel that you are ready to graduate. You have found the rhythm of your novel. At least I can read it. You will definitely be able to sign a contract if you find an editor with this beginning. I can't teach you more. After all, I don't write for women."

"You want to drive me away?"

"No, I just don't have anything else to teach you." Li Zhuangsheng nodded seriously. "Next time if you have any questions, you can contact me directly on QQ or WeChat. You don't have to come to my house anymore."

Han Miaoyan waved her hands repeatedly, then grabbed Li Zhuangsheng's shoulders: "No, no, no... You just said that this is plagiarism in the female channel, so I decided to write a male channel. I've been reading Japanese light novels recently, and I think they're quite interesting! Master, can you teach me how to write a daily love story?"

"In fact, there is no essential difference in the excitement point. What's more, what I teach you is originally oriented towards men. But if you want to write a daily love story, you need to remember one thing: label the female characters, and then sanctify them. After all, the audience of these novels is basically young boys who have fantasies about women. Anyway, novels are..."

"It's the merchandise, right!" Han Miaoyan interrupted and nodded, "I need to consider the preferences and needs of the customers and think about how to sell the merchandise! You've told me this many times, but I still need your guidance!"

"I'm not good at writing romance novels." Li Zhuangsheng was silent for a moment, then shook his head.

He did try several times, but he didn't know what love was, and he didn't want to follow the crowd and specialize in cuteness. He always wanted to write something different, and then he got stuck there.

Maybe this is what it means to think without learning.

After reading Han Miaoyan's novel, Li Zhuangsheng urged Han Miaoyan to go home early.

"Master, I also went to Nanjing for college, and I applied for the acting major!" Han Miaoyan said suddenly.

"Aren't you studying music?" Li Zhuangsheng was stunned.

"Yeah, it's a voice acting performance!" Han Miaoyan smiled, "I want to be a voice actor by then. A beautiful girl voice actor, isn't that very attractive?"

"Well, come on!" said Li Zhuangsheng.

"Is there really nothing else you want to say?"

"Ah."

"..." Han Miaoyan hesitated for a moment, "Master, then I'm leaving?"

"Let's go."

"This is my last visit to your house, don't you have anything to say?"

"No more..." Li Zhuangsheng thought for a moment, "Keep working hard, I wish you can become China's number one female writer and voice actor!"

Han Miaoyan slowly smiled, then took a deep breath, suddenly pushed Li Zhuangsheng down, and sat on him angrily: "I have been pretending to be cute for so long, don't you feel moved at all! Are you crazy? How can you expect me to give it to you for free! You damn man! Damn eunuch! Obviously, I was the first one to come!"

Li Zhuangsheng was stunned by the scolding. It took him a while to react. He just stared at her and said after a long time: "Zhu Zhixue has liked me since the first day of the new year. Even if it is according to what you said...she liked me earlier than you."

Han Miaoyan bit her lip, her eyes a little depressed. She left Li Zhuangsheng and forced a smile twice: "It's so funny. Actually, I don't really like you. It's just because Hu Mengdie and Zhu Zhixue both like you. I think it would be a great sense of accomplishment if I could pursue you. In fact, you are just like that. Zhang Qixiang is more handsome than you. And you are really pretentious!"

Li Zhuangsheng nodded in agreement: "I see, I see. So you just want to compete with me, you don't like me at all."

(End of this chapter)