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"Daji, the Jade Emperor asked me to come find you and get back to work!"

Jiu Yue, Ao Lie and Ao Ming finally managed to calm Daji down, but then a voice came and made Daji even more furious than before!
"work?"

Daji had nine tails flying behind her, baring her teeth and claws as she said, "I'm not going. I just want to live a peaceful life and retire early. Is that so difficult?"

When Ao Ming looked, he saw the person coming with a tender lotus flower in her hand. She was wearing a green dress and had a fair and lovely face. She looked like a lotus reincarnated from the dead.

Seeing the person coming, Daji lost her temper, because the person in front of her was her drinking buddy in heaven, and the Northeastern fox’s drinking buddy must be a close friend.

Daji could only hold her forehead and said, "Sister, today I finally understand why Sun Wukong was suppressed under the Five Elements Mountain for five hundred years, but he was still so energetic after coming out, and he collapsed the mountain as soon as he came out."

"After all, we are at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain. We don't have to do anything. It's like taking a 500-year vacation!"

"If you let Sun Wukong be the Horse Guard for 500 years, and let him be brainwashed by the Jade Emperor all day long, and let the Heavenly Palace spend all its money on knife handles, not to mention the monkey, even the fox would go crazy!"

As she spoke, Daji threw the book about self-cultivation in her hand in front of He Xiangu.

He Xiangu laughed, her voice as clear as a silver bell, and said, "I knew you would be like this, and I knew it would be difficult for others to do it, so I specially took on this task."

Daji: "Hey, you little heartless person, you are sure that I can't do anything to you, right?"

"Back then, Sun Wukong was appointed as Bi Ma Wen, a minor official, but he was considered an official in the Heavenly Court. Later, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven was just an empty position, but he was at the vice-celestial level, so he was also officially in the Heavenly Court. You, the Eight Immortals, are not like that. Haha, you are just temporary workers, and you are very comfortable!"

He Xiangu hushed, "Please keep your voice down. Are you afraid that others may not understand you? Are you like your Queen Jiang? Can't you speak in a roundabout way?"

"She is a straightforward person, and so are you. Can't you put it another way? We Eight Immortals are specially hired non-staff members, don't you understand?"

Upon hearing this, Daji even spat out a mouthful of blood. It is true that birds of a feather flock together. When He Xiangu stabbed others, she would take advantage of their weaknesses without any ambiguity.

Hearing this, Ao Ming was a little scratching his head. Her Queen Jiang? Aren't Queen Jiang and Daji mortal enemies?
Ao Ming looked at Jiu Yue, and Jiu Yue explained to him in a low voice: "Ahem, Ao Ming, you just need to know that my grandma and Queen Jiang are true love, and Yin Shou is just an accident."

Ao Ming: "∑(O_O；), what?"

Although I didn’t quite understand it, I was shocked!
Then, Daji looked at He Xiangu and sighed, "Yes, yes, yes, you eight immortals are the only ones who can talk, but the facts are there, and it's useless for you to embellish them!"

"I really envy you eight immortals. You are all independent immortals and don't have to be bound by the heaven at all."

"Recently, the little demons under my command have a few slang words: Go, go, go, wander, wander, willing to work as horses and cows for copper coins, being a human is no better than being a demon, don't be afraid of the King of Hell's fate, just wait for the right time and happiness will come."

"I am a demon clan ancestor, but I still can't escape the fate of going to work. How pitiful!"

"How about we have a drink? A little drunkenness will soothe your sorrows?"

"I'm drunk, but at least I can buy some time!" Daji said it directly.

He Xiangu shook her head speechlessly, then thought for a moment and said, "Okay, okay, even if you are drunk, I will drag you to report to the Heavenly Palace!"

Daji shouted, "Jiuyue, go get some wine. Today, your Aunt He and I will not go home until we are drunk!"

He Xiangu waved her hand and said, "I don't need that. I'll have to drag you up to heaven later. Otherwise, if the Four Heavenly Kings convict you of drunk driving, I won't be able to say anything good!"

Ao Ming felt as if his three views were shattered, as if he really couldn't look at the characters in myths and legends based on his inherent impressions of them.

Maybe in modern times, everyone has let go of themselves, and it is common for them to do things that fall below the lower limit.

Even if the Jade Emperor likes to go to bars at 2 or 3 in the middle of the night...

Ahem, this is a bit too much!

At this time, Jiu Yue leaned over to Daji's ear and asked, "Grandma, do you want to take the wine you hid in the wine cellar?"

Daji immediately knocked on Jiuyue's fox head, shielded her face with the beauty fan, and whispered to Jiuyue: "That was the Danyuan liquid and purple dew alcohol that I stole from Taishang Laojun with great difficulty, and I kept it for myself to drink during the New Year."

"How dare I drink with He Xiangu here? What if she gets tempted by the wine? I can just take some Fengdeng wine bought from the God of Land. He Xiangu's wine is good enough!"

Jiu Yue looked very enlightened: "Oh, I see!"

Wait until September to get the wine.

Daji asked He Xiangu, "You eight immortals have all had some free time at work, have you visited other sisters recently?"

He Xiangu placed the lotus on the table and complained, "Not long ago, I went to Qingcheng Mountain to see Bai Meimei. I have to say, the scenery there is really good, but I met a person who spoiled the view!"

"Who?"

"Fahai, it makes me upset just looking at it!"

"When I have time, I will go to the underworld and talk to the young monk Dizang, asking him to take care of his disciples!"

Daji was surprised and said, "No, Sister Bai has already become a fairy and has a formal position in the heavenly court. Why is Fahai still bothering her?"

When Daji spoke in a hurry, she even spoke with a Northeastern accent.

He Xiangu said: "Although it is a modern society, that annoying Fahai can't do anything except chanting Buddhist scriptures. So in order to increase the number of tourists to their Jinshan Temple, they went to Qingcheng Mountain to advertise and attract tourists!"

"Then someone asked him to demonstrate the mighty heavenly dragon. Now the heavenly rules have been changed and they are not allowed to kill, so they can only pretend to do it every day."

"When the mighty dragon appeared, the dragon sound in Qingcheng Mountain annoyed Sister Bai so much. And it was in surround sound. Isn't this just like recalling the psychological trauma every day? It's driving Sister Bai crazy!"

He Xiangu gestured, "That Fahai really has nowhere to vent his energy. I think he and Tang Seng should have switched places when they went on the journey to the West. After all, they are both Buddhist disciples, so who cares about obtaining the scriptures?"

"You can't discriminate against someone because he is a disciple of Ksitigarbha, and you can't be partial to Jin Chanzi because he is your own disciple."

Daji laughed and said, "Hey, if we play it this way, Journey to the West will definitely be interesting. When we were on Journey to the West, Taibai and Bodhisattva Guanyin came to me and asked me for some suggestions!"

This is what happened at the beginning:

More than a thousand years ago.

Taibai found the nine-tailed fox Daji who was drinking in the heaven, and slammed the table and said, "Daji, stop drinking!"

Daji looked at Taibai Jinxing with drunken eyes, her cheeks flushed: "Oh, isn't this Taibai Jinxing? You are a close minister of the Jade Emperor, why don't you accompany the Jade Emperor? What are you doing here?"

"Recently, the supply of elixirs has exceeded the demand, and Laojun has nothing to do. He is working with the Kitchen God of the Nine Heavens to improve the immortal wine. Not long ago, the monkey stole the peaches and the elixir. I just stole it from Laojun during the chaos. Pah, I got it. Do you want to try it?"

Taibai Jinxing looked at Daji's drunken and seductive appearance, and said directly: "I shouldn't have been soft-hearted and let you go. Well, now the trouble has come to me."

"It would be better to let Zi Yagong..."

Daji held up the wine gourd, glared with her fox eyes, and pointed at Taibai Jinxing: "Don't use Jiang Ziya's unromantic behavior to disgust me. If you have something to say, just say it. Don't bring up the past!"

Taibai Jinxing was so angry that he laughed and said, "Sister, you are really my dear sister. You are here to call the shots for a little sapling like me, right? Don't tell me it wasn't your idea!"

"Sun Wukong caused a disturbance in the Heavenly Palace. When the bill was reported to the Underworld, the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea and the Heavenly Palace, the Jade Emperor fainted from anger!"

"Until now, Sun Wukong has been on the demon-slaying platform, being interrogated by Li Tianwang, but Sun Wukong said that he was drunk and had no idea what was going on!"

Daji didn't care at all, and even said with some disdain: "It's just a demon-slaying platform. How can a Taiyi Sanxian like Sun Wukong, who drank the imperial wine, ate the peaches, and swallowed the elixir, and has cultivated an indestructible body, be able to chop it down?"

Taibai Jinxing said worriedly: "Is it easy for me to work diligently beside the Jade Emperor? Although immortals are born to work like oxen and horses for twelve hours, this matter is beyond my ability!"

"According to the discussion between Yuanshi Tianzun and Taishang Jiaozhu and the two saints from the West, the journey to the West is imperative."

"But now, Sun Wukong, the great sage who settles all the accounts, has come out to settle all the bad accounts you have left over the years."

"You are just trying to get rid of him!" "According to the current level of crime, it will take a long time for Sun Wukong to be released, so what's the point of talking about Journey to the West?"

"Taibai, do you really think the Jade Emperor can't see it?"

Daji sneered, stepped on the table with bare feet, and her anklets jingled: "I don't know what kind of temper the Jade Emperor has, but I think the mistake is too big, it's better to faint and find someone to take the blame!"

"As for the person who takes the blame..."

"Taibai!"

Taibai Jinxing was so scared that he broke out in a cold sweat and waved his hands repeatedly: "Hey, these things have nothing to do with me, but you guys did it."

"Is there any evidence?"

Seeing that Daji was so stubborn, Taibai Jinxing was not going to give in either. He immediately pulled out the blacklist he had prepared and read out, "The Dragon King of Longhai reported earlier that Sun Wukong had forcibly seized the Dinghai Shenzhen Iron and a set of armor."

"We also looted the Dragon Palace's treasure house, and killed and injured more than 178,300 shrimp soldiers and crab generals. Haha, some in small amounts, some in large amounts."

"The Dragon King of the East China Sea is directly asking for compensation, and is eating the empty salary of the Heavenly Court!"

After hearing this, Daji stammered, "This matter... can't be nonsense, maybe they have lost so much!"

Seeing this, Taibai Jinxing gnashed his teeth and said, "There are nearly 180,000 shrimp soldiers and crab generals. Even if they were replaced with 180,000 pigs, Sun Wukong would have to kill them for a while, right?"

Daji took a sip of wine to calm herself down, burped and said, "Maybe, there are more old, weak and sick people in the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea in recent years?"

Taibai Jinxing shouted frantically: "The shrimp soldiers and crab generals in the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea are all elite, elite, how can they not catch Sun Wukong, a monkey who is not good at swimming?"

Daji sneered, "How can this be impossible? Just because someone says they are not good at swimming, they really are not good at swimming. Maybe they are just kidding you. Isn't there a monster called water monkey in the sea?"

"Besides, even the 100,000 soldiers and generals in heaven couldn't catch that monkey!"

Taibai Jinxing pointed at Daji tremblingly:

“You…you you you…!”

"puff!"

"The heavenly soldiers and generals are useless. I don't recognize this!"

"There is another bad debt. How long did Sun Wukong stay in the underworld? One day in heaven is one year on earth. One day on earth is one year in the underworld."

"The Ten Kings of Hell are kind enough to report to the Heavenly Court that Sun Wukong has tampered with the life points of eight million lives."

"Well, the total number of monkeys in Huaguo Mountain is less than 100,000. I checked the extra ones. Bottles, jars, cats, dogs, etc. were all given longer lifespans and turned into monsters."

"And these creatures are not from our side, but further east..."

"Ahem, I can't talk about this. This involves the spontaneous revenge of the Ten Kings of Hell. It will increase the rate of goblins and bring disaster to them. Who told them to..."

Taibai Jinxing begged for mercy: "Stop, stop!"

Daji continued to make excuses, "Besides, he is Sun Wukong, Taiyi Sanxian. If he plucks a few more monkey hairs and blows them to create clones, wouldn't that make a lot more changes?"

Taibai Jinxing was so angry that his face turned black, and he couldn't even hold the whisk steady: "Bah, these are all excuses. Even if you plucked all the monkey hair off Sun Wukong, it wouldn't necessarily change him!"

Daji said something else: "How is that possible? That's an exaggeration. If you pluck all the monkey hairs, there must be eight million of them."

Taibai Jinxing continued, "Yao Chi Jinmu reported to the Great Celestial Venerable that more than 360,000 peaches were missing from the Peach Garden, which means there are only a few left from this era."

Taibai Jinxing slapped the table and said, "There are 360,000 peaches, and there are only 3,600 peach trees in total. On average, there are 100 peaches on each tree. Even if Sun Wukong is stuffed to death, can he eat that many?"

Daji said stubbornly: "What if Sun Wukong also split into two avatars to eat, and then the avatars disbanded, and the taste would be doubled."

This time it was Taibai Jinxing who sneered: "Haha, do you think this is a shadow clone?"

"Also, Sun Wukong is the Great Sage Equaling Heaven. Although it is a sinecure, he is still a person of the vice-heaven level. He is a super-quality person and can be compared with the Six Imperial Gods. Even if the Great Emperor Zhenwu comes, he has to pay his respects."

"How could his name not be included in the Peach Festival? This Star Lord even specially reminded the Great Celestial Venerable!"

"But the Seventh Fairy flirted with Sun Wukong. After all, the Seventh Fairy has practiced for so many years. How can she be immobilized by a mere immobilization technique?"

"Then he was frozen in place, and Sun Wukong did nothing, and then he ran away, right?"

Daji continued to argue: "Sun Wukong is a monkey, his aesthetic taste is really different from yours, he likes furry things, not smooth ones."

Taibai Jinxing snorted coldly: "Haha, we are all primates, tell me what's the difference?"

At this time, Taibai Jinxing's Thousand Miles Sound Transmission sent a message. Looking at the video and live broadcast on the other side, Taibai Jinxing said angrily, "Weren't we just in the interrogation stage? How did it move to Taishang Laojun's Bagua Furnace?"

"I wonder if Laojun's Bagua furnace was under repair before and now the power is insufficient?"

"If the temperature is not high enough, it would be strange if the stone doesn't develop flaming eyes!"

"Oh, Laojun mentioned it to the Great Heavenly Venerable. That's all right!"

"Pfft~!"

Daji spat out a mouthful of wine and said, Taibai, you are really fickle!
Taibai Jinxing put down the Thousand Miles Sound Transmission Note, pointed at Daji and said, "You nine-tailed evildoer, you planned a good Journey to the West, but now it has turned into such a mess. How do you think it will end?"

Then, Taibai Jinxing asked himself and answered: "Now there is no way to end this. The Jade Emperor has been beaten by the monkey. What do you think we should do about this?"

Daji waved her hand: "Don't worry, I will help."

Taibai Jinxing was unconvinced and said, "I'm just curious about what else you can do. Come on if you have the ability!"

"Okay, I'll do it!"

Daji suddenly changed her attitude, with seductive eyes, she pulled Taibai Jinxing's sleeve and said to him in a coquettish voice: "Oh, Brother Taibai, I was just careless, and I didn't expect it to be so serious!"

Taibai Jinxing was made a little uneasy by Daji's attitude. You use this to test this star lord. You know what, you are really good at judging people!
"Brother Taibai, you are so powerful. You can definitely handle this situation with just a wave of your hand, right?"

Seeing this, Taibai Jinxing couldn't hold back his laughter: "Ahem... Oops, the whisk fell, I have to pick it up!"

"Brother Taibai, don't be so anxious. It's better to solve the problem first, isn't it?"

At this time, Taibai Jinxing was so confused by Daji's two or three words that he was at a loss.

"Yeah!"

"According to my sister's opinion, why not ask the Buddha from the West to come and save the situation?"

"And the person who can turn the tide and save the Heavenly Palace must be Brother Taibai!"

With just two or three words, Daji tricked Taibai Jinxing away.

Watch him leave.

Daji spread out her beauty fan, covered her mouth with it, and sneered, "Humph, old man Taibai, you actually want to cause trouble for me, but in the end you will have to drink my foot washing water obediently!"

[A quick tip: Daji, the nine-tailed fox from Journey to the West, also transformed and participated, she is the old fox in the Dragon-Suppressing Cave.]

(End of this chapter)