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Nantianmen Primary School.

In the classroom, the teacher said in the front row: "Now let's check everyone's summer science homework. Students, take out the objects and practical reports you brought and put them on the table."

Red Boy took out a bird cage, uncovered the red cloth, and introduced it first: "Teacher, this is the tarantula I raised, and this is a detailed observation report on the habits of the tarantula."

The teacher was shocked when he saw this. Cold sweat broke out on his forehead. He wiped his forehead with a handkerchief and said, "That's enough, Red Boy. You can put the bird away first!"

"Classic of Mountains and Seas - Western Mountains" records: There is a bird, its shape is like an owl, with a human face and one foot, called Tuofei. It is seen in winter and stung in summer. If you eat it, you will not be afraid of thunder.

It looks like an owl, has a human face and one leg, and is called Tufei.

It appears in winter and hibernates in summer. It is said that the feathers of this bird have the effect of resisting heavenly thunder. According to legend, it is a treasure used by some monks to resist heavenly calamities. Needless to say, such a treasure that can help monks resist heavenly calamities is so precious!
In other words, the teacher casually assigned a summer homework, but the students handed in something worth hundreds of millions.

Any other teacher would break out in a cold sweat!
Moreover, this animal is a rare animal in the Classic of Mountains and Seas. The feeling of seeing a giant panda right in front of your eyes is so shocking.

In other words, if a giant panda fights with this thing, the panda will have to be sentenced to several years in prison.

"Next, Dragon Girl, what did you do?"

The dragon girl took out an ice cube, which was still dripping with water, and said, "This is the animal specimen I made - the ecology of the mosquito!"

The teacher took a magnifying glass and observed it carefully for a long time, then said helplessly: "It can be seen that you just froze it. Ask your parents to come tomorrow."

"No, I froze it yesterday!"

Well, now I’ve exposed my true colors!

"Ao Ming, what did you do?"

Ao Ming didn't say much and got straight to work. He took out a culture instrument from somewhere. Inside was a culture solution and a flesh-like object was floating in it.

Ao Ming introduced: "I have done experiments on how to clone Pixiu through sperm and blood stem cells."

"Teacher, look, if this small embryo grows smoothly, a Pixiu will be born!"

The teacher was so shocked that his jaw dropped...

"Nezha, what about you? Are you any more normal?"

Nezha took out a basin with a lotus planted in it: "Teacher, I recorded how the lotus seeds grow into lotus flowers."

The teacher pushed up his glasses and said, "Oh, finally something normal."

Unexpectedly, when the teacher picked up the lotus, he saw a small Nezha clearly connected to the bottom of the lotus, curled up, and that Nezha even smiled at the teacher.

Wow, everyone is trying to use all their tricks to complete their summer homework, right?
The teacher was furious: "Nezha, call your parents tomorrow!"

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The first thing that happens to freshmen at the beginning of the school year is the weekly test.

Nezha did very poorly in the exam, and the teacher notified his parents to come over. However, Nezha definitely did not dare to let Avalokitesvara go, so he asked Jiuyue to go instead of Avalokitesvara.

Jiu Yue scratched his head: "So you want me to become your relative to meet the teacher?"

Nezha nodded and said, "Yes, if we really let Guanyin go, she will definitely be spanked again."

Jiu Yue looked at Nezha's test paper, which was covered with densely packed bright red crosses, and the failing score of 57 was particularly eye-catching.

Jiu Yue sighed and said, "Nezha, I have to say that it's normal for you to be asked to invite your parents for your grades. After a summer vacation, your performance has deteriorated quite quickly. At least you should pass!"

Then, Jiu Yue thought of the consequences of impersonating Guanyin Bodhisattva, and hurriedly shook her head and said, "No, no, if Guanyin finds out, she will definitely not forgive me. You should find someone else..."

When Nezha saw that Jiuyue didn't agree, he just shed tears with a blank expression. Jiuyue complained: "Don't cry with such a cold face! It's weird! Too cunning!"

Finally, Jiu Yue had no choice but to agree to Nezha's request and said, "I know, I know, it's not okay for me to go."

"However, I can only transform into the appearance of people I have seen before. Do you have any photos of Jinzha, Muzha or your father?"

Nezha answered decisively: "No, and I don't want to have any."

As we all know, Nezha and Li Jing do not have a harmonious relationship.

Nezha waved his hands and said, "It doesn't matter. Just become like me. My family members all look alike."

"Okay, let me try!"

Then, Jiu Yue used the art of transformation, rubbed his cheeks, and transformed into a human form. His head was that of Nezha, but his body was extremely strong, giving people a sense of déjà vu of Nezha Shi Leng, which was simply unbearable to look at.

"How is it, does it look like your relatives?"

Nezha said with a frown: "You should just turn into Guanyin."

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The next day, in the office of Nantianmen Primary School.

The teacher showed Nezha's report card and commented: "Nezha's grades have dropped significantly recently. He usually passed English, but he should be more cautious about this score in this exam."

Jiuyue, who had turned into Guanyin, said, "Yes, the teacher is right. I will teach him a lesson when I get home. I will do ten sets of English exercises every day and talk to him in pure English."

"Haha, there's no need to be so strict."

Nezha's face turned black when he heard this. Why did he, a god of China, have to learn the language of barbarians?

If we only knew that it was such a hassle, we should have just attacked them hundreds of years ago and razed them to the ground, grinding their bones and scattering their ashes!

It’s so painful to learn this bird language!
At this moment, Jiu Yue sneezed and fox ears popped out. This was because Jiu Yue’s transformation skills were not well practiced.

"Hmm? What's on your head...?"

Jiu Yue also noticed something was wrong and explained in a panic, "This... this is the latest trend, like a lucky bracelet. I have to keep up with the fashion trends, too, hahaha!"

After an hour that seemed like a long year, the conversation finally ended.

The teacher sent Jiuyue, who had transformed into Guanyin, out the door and said, "That's it for today. Nezha, you go wait outside for a while. Mr. Guanyin, please stay."

"Huh? Is there anything else?"

Jiuyue looked a little anxious, her heart beating fast, wondering if she would be exposed.

Teacher: "I keep you here because some things are not convenient to say in front of Nezha, and may have a bad influence on the child."

"Uh-huh, go ahead!"

The teacher blushed and said, "Actually, I'm a little embarrassed to say this, but I've been feeling very unlucky lately. Is there any way to change my luck?"

Jiu Yue scratched her face and said, "Oh, is this a good luck?"

Finally, he pointed to his fox ears and said, "This is the latest type of blessing prop!"

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(End of this chapter)