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Since Xiaoyu had to go back to the moon for a few days, she asked Jiuyue to help look after the cat at home, but Jiuyue was not very experienced in taking care of cats.

So I asked Ao Ming to help.

Jiu Yue led Ao Ming into Xiao Yu's home, and then looked around: "I promised Xiao Yu to come and take care of the cat, so where is the kitten?"

At this moment, Ao Ming poked Jiu Yue's fox tail and pointed forward: "Look there!"

Jiu Yue was stunned: "Huh?!"

I saw that the huge bathtub was full of feces and had turned into a shit pot.

“There’s more!”

Ao Ming pointed to two other places.

September: “Huh?!”

There are two large washing basins, one is now full of food and the other is full of water. They are obviously the food bowl and the water bowl.

Such a huge pile of feces and the exaggerated food and water bowls made Jiu Yue tighten the straps of her backpack. She trembled in her heart and wondered, "What kind of cat is this?"

"My back...my back feels cold!"

Then, he turned his head mechanically, and saw a huge white tiger with golden patterns appear behind them.

Ao Ming spread his hands, indicating that he was powerless, and said, "Jiu Yue, I can deal with cats, but I can't deal with tigers."

Jiu Yue tightly held Ao Ming who wanted to leave: "Hey, you can't be so disloyal!"

Ao Ming couldn't stand Jiu Yue's pleading and could only say that he could stay here with him, but it was impossible for him to clean up.

Because the white tiger was watching Jiuyue while she was working, Jiuyue felt her whole body trembling with nervousness.

September’s inner thoughts: “Aaaah, this is so stressful!”

"Why are you staring at me? Are you going to eat me after you finish your work?"

Jiuyue kept cleaning up the feces and adding water to the "cat". Just when Jiuyue wanted to pick up the cat food, the white tiger finally spoke.

"Hey, stop it, what do you want to do?"

"I don't eat cat food, bring me fresh meat."

I saw that the original white tiger had turned into a teenage boy, wearing a golden shirt and overalls, lying aside very comfortably.

Jiu Yue said angrily: "Can't you turn into a human? Shovel the shit yourself!"

"Also, who are you and why are you at Xiaoyu's house?"

The young man snorted, then introduced himself: "Listen carefully, I am one of the famous Four Elephants, the White Tiger, the mythical beast that governs the Seven Stars of the West."

"You actually bother me to introduce myself. How ignorant are you?"

"Let's not talk about that for now. This room is full of the stench of shit. You should clean it up quickly. Also, find a way to deal with the dog odor on you."

Jiu Yue complained angrily: "Isn't it you who pooped? If you think it stinks, just shovel it yourself!"

However, it was obvious that the white tiger would not listen to the little fox Jiuyue. Intimidated by the white tiger's divine power, Jiuyue could only handle it patiently. The white tiger, on the side, picked up a small bone and picked his teeth leisurely after eating a bowl of fresh meat.

Baihu looked at Jiuyue and ordered her around like a maid, saying, "Oh, bring another pot of beef."

"This unreasonable beast is so infuriating! It does nothing but is so squeamish. That's why I hate cats!" Jiu Yue said angrily while working.

"Why would Xiaoyu keep such a divine beast at home? Could it be that she is...keeping it as a...providing it?"

"A rabbit keeps a tiger. Oh my god, this world is crazy!"

Seeing that Jiu Yue was about to have the wrong idea, Bai Hu quickly said, "We are just business partners, okay? What is the structure of a dog's brain? Tsk tsk tsk tsk."

Ao Ming was watching Bai Hu's proud attitude from the side, and he couldn't bear to watch it, so he looked at Bai Hu with a warning look and said, "Stop it, soldier!"

"Eh?"

"You actually know the name of this God. It seems that you have a background. Which family are you from?" The White Tiger Guard God looked at Ao Ming curiously.

"Dragon clan?"

"But why does the smell seem so strange, such a strong smell of blood!" The white tiger sniffed Ao Ming with its tiger nose and said with a strange expression.

Ao Ming didn't tolerate the other person and knocked him on the head: "You have no respect for your elders. According to seniority, I am still your uncle!"

"Damn it! How dare you hit my head!"

As it spoke, the white tiger was about to transform into its original form with its fur standing on end.

Ao Ming's blood-red dragon eyes opened, and an overwhelming momentum came down: "Really, little cat, you dare to act rashly in front of me?"

"Roar... Meow?" Baihu's momentum immediately dropped by half, and he asked doubtfully: "You are Grandpa Zhulong? No, it's impossible!"

Baihu shook his head, somewhat unconvinced.

Ao Ming introduced himself: "I am Ao Ming, of the Candle Dragon bloodline. According to seniority, what's wrong with me being your uncle?"

The final result.

The dignified White Tiger Guardian God has become a little kitten that Ao Ming plays with at will.

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While Ao Ming was playing with the "cat", Jiu Yue quickly called Xiao Yu to inquire about the situation.

Xiaoyu replied quietly on the phone, "Baihu has recently broken up with his girlfriend and is in a bad mood. I felt sorry for him so I took him in temporarily. Cats are particularly vulnerable when they are in a bad mood and can easily return to their original form. Oh, by the way, let me show you the photo of his girlfriend he sent before he broke up with his girlfriend."

Jiu Yue suddenly realized: "So you keep your business partner as a pet at home? You are really Xiaoyu..."

At this time, Baihu came over and said, "I'm hungry. Is the meal not ready yet? What are you looking at so happily? Let me see it too."

September: "Ah! Wait..."

Having said that, Baihu snatched Jiuyue's phone and started looking at it. After just one glance, Baihu couldn't stop crying.

Jiu Yue scratched his head: "Huh? Crying?"

The white tiger turned into a tiger, holding a cell phone, crying loudly: "Wuwuwuwuwuwu... Huahua!"

"Why did you leave me..."

"You know, she said she didn't want to be in a relationship with an old man, woooo!"

Although the white tiger looks only in his teens when he transforms into a human form, he is actually very old, so does this count as an old white tiger eating young grass?

Jiu Yue looked at Bai Hu crying so sadly and said helplessly: "Don't be sad, Uncle Tiger, let's eat first. Cats' moods can really change at any time!"

In the end, Jiu Yue could only continue to comfort and comfort Bai Hu.

But Baihu was still crying very sadly: "Wuwuwu... Huahua... don't leave me... Wuwuwu!"

Jiu Yue: "Okay, stop crying. There will be better Tigers in the future. Don't dwell on painful memories. Tiger, look forward!"

"Okay, come on, give me my phone back."

"Woo woo woo... I just want one flower..."

September: "There is always a better place in the world..."

Jiu Yue was about to say a few more words to comfort the other party, but Ao Ming took over: "There are beautiful women everywhere in the world, there are swings inside the wall and roads outside the wall. There are pedestrians outside the wall, and the beauty inside the wall is laughing. The laughter is gradually fading and the voice is getting quieter. The affectionate one is annoyed by the heartless one."

Hearing this, Baihu cried even louder!
This glass tiger is so disappointed! September: "Pah, pah, pah, that's wrong. There are plenty of fish in the sea, why do you have to love a tiger alone?"

As he spoke, Jiu Yue glanced at Ao Ming, then coaxed Bai Hu, "Okay, give my phone back to me!"

Baihu: “Don’t…!”

Bang!

Jiu Yue punched Bai Hu's round head and said, "I don't care about the flowers and plants. Go find whoever you want and give me back my phone."

As soon as he finished speaking, Jiu Yue snatched the phone away.

Jiu Yue took the phone, deleted the photo, and glanced at Bai Hu: "What's wrong? Are you angry?"

The white tiger turned back into human form, with tears still in the corners of his eyes. He pretended to be strong and said, "I understand. Love is nothing. Playing mahjong is more exciting!"

"Puppy, quickly prepare the mahjong table. I want to play mahjong now.

Jiu Yue complained: "What on earth did I say that made you suddenly change your attitude? And my name is Jiu Yue, Jiu Yue!!!"

"Not puppy!"

Baihu: "What's the difference? Aren't foxes canines?"

KO～

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Western White Tiger Guardian God: "Red center!"

Southern Vermillion Bird Lingguang God: "Bang, thirty thousand!"

Eastern Azure Dragon Divine Lord Meng Zhang: “Six.”

Northern Black Tortoise Zhiming God: "Sorry, I touched the east wind by myself."

It must be said that mahjong as a form of entertainment is really very common!

Jiu Yue and Ao Ming became interested in the mahjong party of the four sacred beasts. They kept asking them questions and learned a lot of interesting stories from them.

Next, it is time for the remaining three mythical beasts to introduce themselves.

Xuanwu: "We are the sacred beasts in charge of the seven northern stars among the four symbols. We are honored as Zhiming Shenjun. The one coiled on me is my brother. I am called Xuangui and he is called Xuanshe. Together we are called Xuanwu."

"The northern Xuanwu is Kan in the Eight Diagrams and represents water in the Five Elements. It symbolizes the old Yin among the four images, winter among the four seasons, and is also the northern land of the sky."

"As for why my brother is in snake form and I am in human form? Actually, I have tried to do it the other way around before, but it is not very convenient. After all, tying a turtle in front of you will attract too much attention."

"If we both turned into humans, I don't know why we would always be watched. It would be troublesome to be stared at, so we became like this now."

"So why are you being watched?"

Ao Ming gave an idea: "When you two turn into human forms, don't stick so close to each other. Try to separate yourself by about one meter."

The two Xuanwu brothers looked at Ao Ming in confusion: "Why do we have to stand one meter apart? Your idea is so strange. Does it look like we brothers have a bad relationship? We didn't quarrel!"

Ao Ming slapped his forehead, completely at a loss: "Just keep being ignorant and stick to yourselves. This kind of stupid and naive feeling is quite good."

Of course, as mythical beasts, they actually have their own troubles. In winter, turtles and snakes need to hibernate, and Xuanwu can easily fall asleep suddenly in various places.

Moreover, they would sleep for the entire winter, and when they woke up, there would often be strange monuments placed on their backs.

Xuanwu: "I've been telling you for years, I'm not Bixi, please tell me apart before you let me go?!"

[Note: Bixi is a mythical beast in ancient legends. It is like a turtle and is good at carrying heavy loads. It often carries stone tablets on its back. Its shape is similar to that of Xuanwu.]

When the two Xuanwu brothers are separated, they become particularly listless.

For example, one time, Black Turtle felt very uncomfortable and didn't have his brother to tie him up because Black Snake had to go out for something urgent.

When Qinglong passed by, because brother Xuanshe was not there, out of kindness he chose to help ease the pain of separation between the brothers.

As a result, when the black snake came back, the black turtle had been suffocated by the green dragon.

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Next is Suzaku: "I am Suzaku, in charge of the seven southern stars. I am not a phoenix or an immortal bird. I am just Suzaku."

"In the Eight Diagrams, it represents Li. In the Five Elements, it represents fire. It symbolizes the old yang among the four images and summer among the four seasons. In the pre-Qin period, it was believed to be able to lead the souls of the dead to ascend to heaven. Later generations believed that it could grant people immortality."

“My current job is a primary school physical education teacher. The job of a teacher is full of challenges every day.”

"Sometimes, there are special students who set fire to the school, such as those two little troublemakers, Nezha and Red Boy. At this time, I, the God, need to step in and deal with it."

Although Suzaku is a firebird, its way of putting out fire is very clumsy, and it often gets itself covered in dirt.

Silently, Ao Ming didn't want to complain about this person, regardless of his broad mind.

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The last one is the Azure Dragon: "It is a mythical beast that controls the seven eastern stars among the four symbols. It belongs to the wood element in the five elements and corresponds to Zhen and Xun in the Eight Diagrams. It represents the Shaoyang among the four symbols, the spring among the four seasons, and is also the eastern land of the sky."

"I am now a primary school principal and I am interested in gardening. However, Qinglong's gardening is a bit abstract!"

Remember a certain day.

Suzaku: "Qinglong what?"

Qinglong: "Oh, can't you see? These are our four elephants."

Zhuque looked at the trimmed garden statues, somewhat confused: "Just tell me which one is me, don't say the last one, that one is obviously the Ang Ri Chicken!"

Qinglong said helplessly: "Okay, I'll fix it again."

But what Qinglong meant by trimming was just cutting off the comb of the last "rooster", and then it became a "hen".

Qinglong said quite complacently: "How about it, is there no problem now?"

Zhuque immediately flew into a rage: "You are the hen! Your whole family are hens, are you doing this on purpose, you bastard wooden dragon?!"

In terms of seniority, Qinglong is Ao Lie's second grandfather, but he is Ao Ming's junior.

Qinglong is very warm and friendly to his younger generations, and often visits Ao Lie's house. Once Long gets older, he likes to worry about the marriages of his younger generations.

Qinglong: "Lielie, come and take a look. These are the beauties I carefully selected for you. This cactus girl is a 200-year-old young lady."

"Here we also have the cheerful little cabbage that just became a spirit last year. This one is green and cute. If it's not suitable, we can use it in the hot pot."

"This Miss Mudan is incredible. She is a very talented person with high academic qualifications and good looks. What do you think? Are you attracted to her? Pick one and I will recruit her for you."

Since Qinglong likes plants very much, most of the ones introduced to Ao Lie are spirits with spiritual roots.

Although the dragon species does not have reproductive isolation, it is still quite strange for it to marry a plant.

Ao Lie was powerless to refute: "But these are not my cup of tea!"

One thing worth noting is that Qinglong belongs to the wood element. Living in forests on land for a long time, year after year, he gradually forgets how to swim, so it is not easy for him to go back to the sea to visit his relatives.

The north is Ren and Gui water, the main hexagram is Kan, and its image is Xuanwu, the water god. The south is Bing and Ding fire, the main hexagram is Li, and its image is Zhuque, the fire god.

The east is wood, and the hexagram of Jia and Yi is Zhen, which symbolizes the Azure Dragon, the god of wood. The west is metal, and the hexagram of Geng and Xin is Dui, which symbolizes the White Tiger, the god of metal.

These four symbols created the world, established Qiankun, and are the masters of heaven and earth. They are called the Four Symbols.

(End of this chapter)