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Chapter 412: A hint of class, the designated person in front of the tomb

Ao Ming, Ao Lie and Jiu Yue were chatting in a group.

Ao Ming: "If cockroaches and rats move into the house, the whole house will feel unsafe."

September: “Yeah, it’s scary.”

Ao Lie: "My friend's house has been infested with termites recently, and he's almost dying from trying to get rid of them."

September: "Wow, it's annoying to have strange creatures invade my house. Some of them will even build nests in my house... Ugh."

Ao Lie: "Come to think of it, my family seems to have it recently too."

September: “Ah?!”

Ao Lie: “He suddenly showed up at my house last night and built something like a nest in the living room.

September: "Shocked, wasp? Or ant? What does it look like?
Ao Lie: "I'll take a picture and send it to you."

However, the photo sent by Ao Lie was obviously a model of a villa garden.

Ao Ming complained: "What kind of nest is this! This is obviously a villa, right?"

Wait, what happened in Ao Lie’s family suddenly reminded Ao Ming of the plot. If nothing unexpected happened, Ao Lie was invaded by Li Li!
It just so happened that Ao Ming was also quite interested in mythical beasts like Lili. If he could get them to the Small Wild World, he wouldn't have to trouble others with the construction and repair of the Heavenly Palace.

So Ao Ming and Jiu Yue made an appointment to visit Ao Lie's house together.

Jiu Yue asked curiously, "Why is the door open?"

When Ao Ming opened the door, the two went in. What they saw was that the original villa garden had now turned into streets and houses, forming a small city model.

September exclaimed: "What is this, a small house? Wow, this... this is, what a spectacular house full of miniature cities!"

Ao Ming stood at the door and called out, "Lielie, where are you?"

Ao Lie walked out of the house with difficulty and fatigue on his face, holding a dustpan and a broom in his hands, walking in the city model like a monster destroying things wantonly.

In Ao Lie's hand, he was holding a strange-looking pink animal, which was roaring angrily, as if it was angry at Ao Lie for destroying its hard work.

"Wow wow wow wow!"

Don’t be fooled by the small size of this animal, its barking sounds just like a dog’s.

Ao Lie waved his hands at the two of them: "I'm here... I caught the little creature that kept building a nest. I caught it all night... Ah... I'm so tired... so sleepy... my head feels heavy..."

Jiu Yue said with a dark face: "I think there is another reason why your head feels heavy. Raise your eyes and take a look!"

It turned out that there were several model buildings on Ao Lie's dragon horns. It could be said that what limited the appearance of model buildings was not the height or the amount of land, but simply the technology.

Afterwards, Ao Ming, Jiu Yue and Ao Lie took the little thing to ask the knowledgeable Bai Ze, trying to find out its identity.

Bai Ze looked at it, and before Ao Lie could describe what this little thing had done, he spoke directly to the others.

"This little thing is called Lili. It looks like a pig, has chicken feet, and can bark."

"The Classic of Mountains and Seas: Southern Second Classic" records: The first of the Southern Second Mountains is called Gui Mountain, facing Liuhuang in the west, Zhuxie in the north, and Changyou in the east. Yingshui River originates from it and flows southwest into Chishui River. There are many white jades and red millets in it. There is a beast there, which looks like a pig and has spurs. Its sound is like a dog barking. Its name is Lili. When it is seen, there will be many earthworks in the county."

Bai Ze said to Jiuyue again: "Jiuyue, you are the little friend in the Classic of Mountains and Seas, don't you know it?"

Jiu Yue shook her head: "What are you talking about? I don't know all the monsters in the Classic of Mountains and Seas."

Bai Ze smiled, took the lili from Ao Lie, and demonstrated: "This little thing doesn't have any other special features, it just likes to dig the soil and build houses."

"Just give it something like this and you can immediately create a high-quality building."

Bai Ze casually poured the soil in the cactus pot, along with the cactus and other messy things, to Li Li. In an instant, a model building was completed.

Jiu Yue was shocked: "Wait a minute, what happened in the middle? This is not building a house, it's obviously magic!"

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Following Bai Ze's advice, the three decided to release it back into the mountains, so they came to a forest in the suburbs.

Jiu Yue looked at the message on her phone: "Bai Ze said he wanted to release him back to the forest, is that okay?"

Ao Lie opened the cage and said, "Bye, little one, don't go to the wrong place again."

Ao Ming waved goodbye: "Goodbye, you must live a good life."

But in fact, Ao Ming knew in his heart that Li Li would come back sooner or later, so he was not in a hurry to take blood.

The next day.

The news broadcast on TV reported: The latest news, this morning some people reported that a huge and strange building appeared on XX Mountain. Who built it?
What is the purpose of construction?
We don't know all this, so let's connect with the reporters on the front line.

Reporter: Look, everyone, these two are unidentified buildings that suddenly appeared overnight. Are they modern art or illegal buildings?

They all faced the city, as if roaring at the steel forest!

On the TV screen, there were three huge buildings that were as big as hills, and the appearance of the buildings was exactly the appearance of Ao Ming and the other three people.

I can only say that Lili’s architectural talent is indeed maxed out.

Ao Lie was so frightened after reading the report that he sprayed out his mouthwash, mixed with a few fish: "Ah? An unknown creature was found on top of a building. Could this be its work? What is this guy trying to do? Is it necessary to make such a big scene?!"

In the end, the three of them took it back home.

Ao Lie sighed: "There's nothing we can do, it seems like it really likes us.

Jiu Yue also said helplessly: "It has made our faces exposed. Sooner or later it will find its way back. Wow, it can even dig in the cat litter. It's quite amazing."

"But, Ao Ming, do you really want to keep it? What's the point of keeping it?"

Ao Ming spread his hands: "Just because it looks cute?"

Jiuyue picked up Lili, and Lili took the opportunity to show a face full of stars, hoping for Jiuyue's caress.

But as Jiu Yue watched, her expression gradually became unhappy, and she drooled and said, "Oh, let's search for the cooking method of pork."

Li Li was so scared that he burst into tears: Woof woof woof? ! (What?!)
Although Jiuyue said this, she actually loved this little guy very much. She took good care of it and even combed its hair.

"This little pig is quite cute once you get used to petting it. Calling you Lili is a bit awkward. Can I give you a name?"

Jiu Yue thought for a moment and said, "What should I call him? Little Li? Pig? Chicken Claw? Woof Woof?"

Li Li just put up a banner that read: My dad gave me a domineering name!

The so-called father is actually Ao Ming who gave Li Li to Bai Ze for care. Because Bai Ze knows the language of all living things, Bai Ze became Li Li's father.

September asked curiously: "What? What's the name?"

The banner flipped over, revealing Li Li's name.

"Lili-Bigmountain-Cuilan Hamish-Miyano Bai Xu: Jr woof?"

Jiu Yue slapped her forehead and said, "Your last name is Xu, so I'll call you Xu Hengji."

Li Li: “Strongly opposed”

September: "If the objection is futile, just call Xu Hengji."

Of course, Jiuyue also introduced Lili to others many times.

"Brother Sanyan, look, I have fur here."

"Wow!"

Yang Jian exclaimed, then took it from Jiu Yue and held it in his arms, teasing it like a baby: "The little pink one is so cute, little piggy Hululu."

"It's barking." September reminded.

Suddenly, Yang Jian looked at Li Li with a serious expression: "Ah, why... why don't you have pig's trotters? How can you eat without pig's trotters?" Jiu Yue refuted helplessly: "How come even you who loves furry things are thinking about such things? But it's a pity that you don't have pig's trotters."

Li Li: "Do you want to listen to what you two are talking about? So I'm just stockpiling food, right?"

At home, Li Li is disciplined by Bai Ze.

Bai Ze complained: "Don't use cat litter to build a house. This is a toilet. It will block the sewer. Once the sewer is blocked, I will be scolded by the boss!"

Finally, Bai Ze held his forehead and said, "A creature like Li Li really wants to build a house all day long. I have to divert its attention and prevent it from destroying it."

"What can be done?"

"Ah, right!"

Bai Ze clapped his hands, picked up Li Li, and walked towards the computer: "Let me teach you how to use the architectural software. You can also build a big house on the computer."

"Oh, not bad, not bad, you learn very quickly. If you want to build a house in the future, just play with this, and don't ruin other things."

Bai Ze looked proud as he watched Li Li skillfully operate the computer mouse and keyboard after being taught by him.

Sure enough, Bai Ze is a guiding light on the road of educating animals.

A month later.

Bai Ze walked into the office with a large number of architectural design and decoration orders: "Li Li, the client called again."

At this time, Li Li was answering the phone with one hand, while typing rapidly on the computer with the other hand. He had a cigarette in his mouth, and there was a pile of cigarette butts next to him. He had not closed his eyes for several days and nights.

A strong sense of class atmosphere!

Sure enough, when any hobby becomes a job, everything becomes boring.

Li Li: It can’t be finished. It can’t be finished at all!

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On this day, Bai Ze held his stomach and said, "My stomach hurts... I have an upset stomach. Let's go to the hospital."

After Bai Ze took the X-ray and the doctor took it out, Bai Ze asked worriedly, "Doctor...how is it? Am I sick?"

The doctor looked at the film with a worried look on his face.

As the saying goes, people are afraid of Western doctors smiling, but they are afraid of Chinese doctors frowning. Bai Ze was frightened by the frown.

The doctor was a little puzzled and asked, "What did you eat? There is a villa in your stomach!"

The doctor handed the film to Bai Ze, and the outline of Li Li and a small villa clearly appeared in his stomach.

Bai Ze was immediately surprised and said, "Isn't this the Li Li? No wonder I haven't seen it for several days. There are a lot of orders piled up. But when did I eat it?"

Is there a possibility that it just wants to skip class?

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On this day, September and November were going to visit their grandfather. Ao Ming was bored, so he went with them.

But who would have thought that the two of them took Ao Ming to the cemetery.

Ao Ming: "Uh, so, to visit your grandpa, you come here?"

September and November both nodded.

"Okay, if I had known I wouldn't have come!" Ao Ming's face was full of black lines.

He walked to a tombstone and stopped.

September greeted warmly: "Grandpa, we are here to see you."

And on the tombstone, a soul that looked like an old fox appeared, holding a photo album in his hand: "Hey, hey, dear grandchildren, you are finally here."

"What good stuff did you bring this time? Did you burn the Blu-ray DVD of "Magic Cats"?"

September and November skillfully lit a small fire and said with a blushing look on their faces, "Yes, it's burning now. Here are Miss Meow's books and figurines that you asked for, Grandpa."

What can they do with such a grandfather? They just agree to his request, but they will be embarrassed in front of Ao Ming this time.

September her grandfather praised: "Hey, hey, you are really my good grandson."

Then he made another request: "By the way, don't bring these next time. I'm too old to watch cartoons all the time."

"Recently, I've been obsessed with little idols. Next time, please buy me two tickets for Ai Wangjiang's concert and a handshake ticket."

November tearfully said: "I'm climbing over the wall again to be fond of three-dimensional idols!"

Jiu Yue's face was full of black lines: "It's getting more and more expensive, grandpa can't afford it, grandpa!"

Next, it’s time to make a wish as usual.

Jiu Yue begged, "Grandpa, I hope you can bless me with a salary increase this year, and most importantly, I want to find a boyfriend."

As a result, Grandpa Jiuyue said very rudely: "If you want me to bless you, just give me the ticket."

Jiu Yue said indignantly: "I've already told you that the tickets are too expensive, you're just robbing us!"

Jiuyue's grandfather covered his mouth and laughed: "Haha, little Jiuyue, if you don't pay something, your wish will not come true easily."

The following is the bargaining rules between two people.

Jiu Yue rubbed her hands together and played the emotional card directly: "As my grandpa, can you give a discount to your granddaughter's efforts?"

Jiu Yue's grandfather thought for a moment and said, "It's okay if I don't give him the ticket. I want the official photo album and all the bonuses."

"All the bonuses?!"

Jiu Yue went crazy, and pulled out a lot of the fox hair on her head. She refused, "Each store has different specials. I have to buy countless books. No, no, I can only buy five at most!"

"Ten, no less. Besides, Ai Wang-chan is going to release a new album soon, so you have to buy at least twenty. You can win tickets to the fan meeting!"

"If he doesn't even buy you a CD, how can you find a partner? Don't blame grandpa for your own lack of effort."

Jiu Yue would never indulge the other party, and waved his hand: "Ten, no more."

Jiuyue's grandfather got angry and said, "Twenty, not one less. If you don't buy me a CD, I will curse you to never find a partner this year."

"eighteen!"

"Tsk, fifteen, is that okay?"

"Seventeen!"

Jiu Yue said aggrievedly: How can there be a grandpa like you? Do you want to see me die alone?"

November and Ao Ming stood aside, watching the quarrel between the two with sweat on their faces.

Ao Ming patted November's shoulder for the first time and said with a twitch of his mouth: "November, are you sure you are here to see your grandpa, not to go to the vegetable market?"

November looked bitter and lowered his head: "It's a habit. We have to do this once a year."

Finally, the price was settled.

September's grandfather pretended to cry and complained: "Ah, my descendants are unfilial. Forget it. I am lonely in the underworld, but you are so cruel to deprive me of my only happiness."

Seeing that Jiuyue didn't react at all.

Jiu Yue's grandfather pointed at Ao Ming and said, "You need a boyfriend? I think this guy is good, so let's choose him."

After saying this, the soul directly moved into the tombstone. (End of this chapter)

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