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Chapter 419: The Underworld Also Passes the Buck to Each Other

That day, Red Boy suddenly found Guanyin Bodhisattva and said, "Master, Nezha suddenly can't wake up!"

"What's going on? Take me to see it."

When Bodhisattva Avalokitesvara and Red Boy went there, they saw that Nezha had turned into a lotus man, lying on the table, motionless.

After checking, Bodhisattva Guanyin said, "It seems that the resurrection spell that Taiyi Zhenren used back then has expired. We must quickly retrieve Nezha's soul and seal it back into this body."

"Oh, so that's how it is." Red Boy said suddenly realizing.

Bodhisattva Guanyin was a little embarrassed: "But now we don't know where his soul has gone. Let's see if there are any clues left here."

When Bodhisattva Avalokitesvara lifted Nezha's lotus body, he saw the test paper under Nezha, with a failing score clearly written on it.

A well-shaped expression appeared on the Bodhisattva's face: "Ignore this evildoer."

Red Boy: "Master, calm down!"

Ao Ming's home.

The alarm clock is ticking.

Ao Ming reluctantly got up, left the bed, and yawned: "Well, Xu Hengji, get up and have breakfast, then it's time to sneak you away."

I saw "Xu Hengji" jumping over and saying, "I am..."

But what caught Ao Ming's eyes were Nezha's facial features. Ao Ming was so scared that he threw him out. He was bouncing around in the room like a bouncy ball.

Ao Ming realized it belatedly and said, "Oh, I'm sorry, I couldn't help but throw it away!"

It was really scary to wake up early in the morning and face such a face.

Afterwards, Nezha explained the reason to Ao Ming: "In short, the spell that Taiyi Zhenren cast on me expired, causing my soul to fly out of the lotus root body."

"Somehow it happened to fly into Hum's body. Maybe it's easier for weak creatures to possess."

Ao Ming nodded: "If that's the case, you must recover as soon as possible. After all, it is very dangerous for the soul to leave the body."

Nezha said: "Yes, the most urgent thing is that I have to return to my body, and then go to Master Taiyi to renew the contract. But before that, there is another question."

"Can you look at me when you talk?"

Ao Ming said with a look of resistance: "No, I really can't accept a pig with a human face, I don't want to see it!"

After breakfast, Nezha jumped onto the dining table and said to Ao Ming, "I want to go to the toilet. I need to pee."

Ao Ming pointed to Xu Hengji's nest and said, "Oh, the cat litter box is over there."

Nezha shook his head: "I'm not going, I want to use the proper bathroom."

"Okay, as you wish."

five minutes later.

Ao Ming saw that Nezha had not come back yet, so he went to the bathroom to check: "Nezha, are you okay? I saw you haven't come out for a long time, maybe you fell into the toilet..."

As a result, the scene in front of him made Ao Ming unable to help laughing. He saw Nezha with his legs split, straddling the toilet, his body trembling, and it seemed that he was unable to go to the toilet at all.

Nezha still said stubbornly: "I'm fine, I'm just looking for a balance point."

"Uh, how about I get you a bowl to use, so you don't have to force it."

At the same time, on the side of Bodhisattva Guanyin.

Guanyin Bodhisattva wanted to find out where Nezha's soul was, so she called Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva and said, "Hey, Ksitigarbha, can you help me find out where Nezha's soul is now?"

Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva replied, “Yes, no problem.”

Then he transferred the call: "Hey, Xiao Li, please quickly check the location of Nezha's soul. What? Nezha is not a human, you can't find it here?"

"Then I'll call the plant department."

"Hello, is this Xiao Wang from the Botanical Department? Please check where Nezha's soul is right away... You can't find Nezha with you? Let me go find Xiao Li?" "No, it was Xiao Li who asked me to come find you. For this kind of thing, you should call Xiao Wu, right? All right then. No problem, I'll call."

"Hey, Xiao Wu, do you know which department is managing the soul of the lotus spirit now? Ask the archives first, and then check the details after confirming the year. What, male and female are not in the same department?"

"Wait, aren't lotus flowers and lotus roots hermaphrodites? How on earth do you manage your files? Why would you make such a childish mistake on such an issue?!"

"Don't explain. I'm going to inspect this afternoon! Guanyin, wait a minute. I need to make a dozen more calls."

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva on the other side had sweat on his forehead when he heard this. If he had to wait until Ksitigarbha finished fighting, it would probably take forever, and it was still unclear whether Nezha's soul would still exist.

Bodhisattva Guanyin wiped his forehead and said, "Ksitigarbha, there is no need to bother. I think I should go ask Bai Ze."

Not long after, Ao Ming called Bodhisattva Guanyin and took Nezha there.

Bodhisattva Guanyin heaved a sigh of relief: "Finally I found you, Nezha, I will extract your soul now."

"This process is dangerous. I will be careful."

The Bodhisattva Avalokitesvara used the tube of the coffee cup, which was actually the willow branch of the Jade Bottle, to gently touch Nezha's forehead, and then a soul and energy ball were directly drawn out from Xu Hengji's body.

Ao Ming: "Wow, it's out, you are worthy of being a great master!"

"Just stuff it back into the original body like this, and it's done. That way everything will be fine."

"what……"

Nezha still looked like his original lotus root, and he hadn't changed at all into his original appearance.

Guanyin Bodhisattva had no choice but to call someone for advice, saying, "Hello, is this Master Taiyi? Could you please teach me how to assemble the Lotus Root Nezha? I tried it myself, but it didn't work at all."

Ao Ming looked at Nezha who was crying and comforted him: "Nezha? It's good for you to be like this. I believe the Bodhisattva will find a way!"

It would be fine if you could ignore the fact that Nezha's tears were connected by lotus roots. Seeing this, Ao Ming even wanted to complain, "Are you trying to keep the lotus roots connected?"
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Interesting stories from Journey to the West.

Ao Ming: "I personally heard it from Red Boy."

It is said that during the Journey to the West, Red Boy abducted Sanzang, and Sun Wukong came to rescue him, and the two fought in front of the Fire Cloud Cave.

Sun Wukong scolded: "You little beast, you don't know your place, look at the stick!"

Red Boy: "You idiot, you don't know what's good for you. You force me to use my ultimate move!"

"You little demon actually have a big move? I, Old Sun, want to see what you can do."

"Wait a minute, I'll light a fire first." Red Boy punched his nose directly, making his nose bleed. As everyone knows, during the Journey to the West, Red Boy's way to activate the Samadhi True Fire was to stimulate his nose.

Sun Wukong was speechless and said, "What kind of big move is this? It's a scam. It's a ruthless monster."

Wukong called on the four dragon kings to bring rain to subdue the demon, but they could not extinguish Red Boy's Samadhi Fire. However, even if it couldn't be extinguished, Sun Wukong was not afraid of fire!

Red Boy: "What? Then blow some smoke to delay the time!"

"Ahem, you have no moral principles!"

I saw billowing black smoke floating by, and the weakness of Sun Wukong's Fiery Eyes was smoke, which made Sun Wukong's eyes red and he started crying.

"Hey, why are you crying all of a sudden?"

Red Boy laughed at him, "You naughty monkey, why are you crying? You guys are bullying me, but I haven't cried yet. Why are you crying?"

"Stop talking nonsense! I don't want to cry. Who told you to smoke my eyes? Ahem, wuwu!"

Red Boy covered his ears and said, "Who knows! I'm so annoyed, stop crying!"

This is another dark history of Sun Wukong.

(End of this chapter)

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