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Chapter 431 This lickspittle is hopeless, Xiaotian, you decide what to do with him!

"Xiaotian, what's wrong with Brother Sanyan?"

Ao Ming came to Yang Jian's three-eyed cat cafe after a long absence. Seeing Yang Jian crying while holding his mobile phone, he asked Xiaotian.

Xiaotian quietly pulled Ao Ming over and whispered, "Shh, Brother Sanyan has just broken up with his lover!"

"Broken heart?!"

Ao Ming thought about it, and it seemed that in the world of Non-Humans, the only time Yang Jian fell in love with someone was when he dated the female version of Guanyin Bodhisattva.

“Ao Ming, why don’t you go and persuade Brother Sanyan. Seeing his three eyes filled with tears, I really can’t bear it. It makes me want to cry.” Xiaotian said with empathy.

"Forehead……"

Hearing this, Ao Ming couldn't help but feel sympathy for Yang Jian.

The cause of the incident, that is, Yang Jian's date with Bodhisattva Guanyin, began with a misunderstanding.

In the world of non-humans, Guanyin appears in male form in many scenes. He usually wears a suit and looks gentle and refined.

But one day, after reading Nezha's diary, she began to play the role of a kind mother.

Yang Jian had never seen the female version of Guanyin Bodhisattva. When he fell in love with the female version of Guanyin Bodhisattva at first sight, he had no idea of ​​her identity. He only knew that she was a beautiful woman with a flat head.

Bodhisattva Guanyin knew Yang Jian, and he should have explained everything clearly to Yang Jian, but out of bad taste, he deliberately let Yang Jian deepen the misunderstanding, thinking that she was Miss Guan, whom he had never met before. It was only with the help of Bodhisattva Guanyin that they had the opportunity to date.

Yang Jian foolishly thanked Bodhisattva Guanyin for helping him to get married. In order to go on a date, he dressed up in a suit and tie and brought a lot of money with him.

However, soon after entering the mall, Miss Guan helped him spend money.

Miss Guan wanted to play the claw machine. Yang Jian didn't think there was anything unusual at first. He was secretly happy that Miss Guan liked furry things as much as he did. He took out a hundred yuan and went to the counter to pay the bill in a very domineering manner.

Miss Guan kept failing to catch the dolls. She stared at a doll but couldn't catch it. When she ran out of coins, she looked at Yang Jian with pleading eyes and asked Yang Jian to go to the front desk to pay the bill again and again.

After paying out several red bills in a row, the cashier got annoyed. She snatched Yang Jian's wallet and turned all the red bills in it into claw machine coins. There was a big box of coins for Yang Jian to grab as much as he wanted.

Yang Jian even cried. He wished he could help Miss Guan catch it. It was a talent of Miss Guan that she could always fail in catching the monster.

When Yang Jian was in despair, Miss Guan actually succeeded. She gave Yang Jian a furry doll on which the cat had been scratched bald by Miss Guan. Yang Jian then realized that it was not that Miss Guan could not catch it, but that she had to catch one repeatedly and scratch it bald before taking it out.

The furry thing that Yang Jian liked was turned into a smooth ball of flesh by Miss Guan. Yang Jian didn't dare to say that he didn't like it, after all, it was a gift from the woman he loved.

Yang Jian, whose wallet was emptied, took Miss Guan to eat at a roadside stall. Guanyin Bodhisattva could not accept such a dirty and messy environment, so Yang Jian had the opportunity to show his ability. He took the bowl and used the power of his third eye to disinfect it.

Yang Jian thought that this special ability could impress Miss Guan, but he didn't expect Miss Guan to directly take the chopsticks and let him continue to disinfect them.

After Yang Jian disinfected all the tableware, Guanyin Bodhisattva asked Yang Jian to disinfect the food. Yang Jian kept disinfecting, and his power was exhausted, but he didn't find the truth. If you think about it carefully, these two people can be regarded as happy enemies. As long as he can trick Yang Jian, the Bodhisattva will not give up any opportunity. Guanyin Bodhisattva did everything she could to not only empty Yang Jian's wallet, but also deliberately consumed Yang Jian's energy of the sky eye. Seeing the other party's exhausted appearance, the Bodhisattva smiled more softly.

I thought Yang Jian would collapse this time, but I didn't expect that he was not angry at all. He just felt that I didn't do well enough, which made the date not so smooth.

This sincere confession made Dashi feel a little embarrassed, just as the atmosphere was gradually becoming ambiguous.

Nezha suddenly appeared. When he saw the female-dressed Bodhisattva and Yang Jian together, he was shocked and quickly hid.

Influenced by his loving mother last time, Nezha was really scared. At this time Yang Jian happened to see him, pulled Nezha over, and solemnly introduced to him the Bodhisattva Guanyin with whom he was on a date.

At this time, Nezha thought of the image of the Bodhisattva as his mother in his mind, so he took Yang Jian's hand and said the word "Dad".

It was these two sentences that broke the ambiguity between Yang Jian and the Bodhisattva. Yang Jian was full of questions. The Bodhisattva spit out a mouthful of water, then ran away with Nezha in his arms, not forgetting to explain before leaving.

At this time, Yang Jian seemed to have discovered something and analyzed the incident very seriously, but he did not expect that in the end he only analyzed that the other person might just like children.

I have to admit that men who are in love are really naive. Perhaps it is because of this attitude that even his old rivals feel uncomfortable.

In fact, isn't this also the case in the real world? Girls have little or no consideration for boys. Instead, they make a fuss about some things, as if boys owe girls something.

Love is a matter between two people. If a girl repeatedly puts herself in a superior position, it will lead to an inequality between the two parties. She wants this and more. Once her demands are not met, cracks will appear in the relationship.

The boys, on the other hand, are more cautious in maintaining this relationship, fearing that they might have done something wrong. However, in the face of the boys' "groveling", the girls become more determined in their own "correctness".

Relationships are a process of mutual adjustment and tolerance, and understanding each other is the real bargaining chip to maintain a long-term relationship, not one-sided giving.

Love does not mean "humble"!
However, it is very difficult to find such a considerate girl with normal values. After all, there are more wolves than meat, and some boys may hardly meet the right person in their entire life.

Ao Ming thought so, picked up a cup of coffee and walked to Yang Jian, comforting him: "Brother Sanyan, there are many beautiful women in the world, why do you have to love only one flower? Since she has cut off contact with you, it means that she is not interested in you!"

"Wow wow, but I really like her. Am I not doing well enough, or am I just not good enough for her?"

Seeing that Yang Jian was still reflecting on himself, Ao Ming grabbed the collar of Yang Jian and said, "Brother Sanyan, you are the god of war in heaven, you only obey orders but not instructions. Look at what you have become now."

"Stand up, you are the backbone of us men!"

"Yes, you are right..."

Yang Jian stood up and wiped his tears and snot.

But he was only handsome for three seconds. He seemed to think of something sad again and cried, "But what's the use of me being the God of War in Heaven? I still can't win back Miss Guan's heart."

Ao Ming felt sorry for his lack of resistance and looked at Xiao Tian with dead fish eyes: "This licking dog is hopeless, Xiao Tian, ​​you decide what to do with it!"

(End of this chapter)