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The heaven of the small prehistoric world.

Tens of thousands of golden lights rolled red neon, and thousands of auspicious auras emitted purple mist. All I could see was the South Gate of Heaven, made of deep green colored glaze and decorated with bright gems.

On both sides stood dozens of Heavenly Marshals, each one supporting the beams and leaning against the pillars, holding millstones and banners; around them stood dozens of divine men in golden armor, each one holding halberds, whips, knives and swords.

"Jade Emperor!"

"My dear brother Jade Emperor!"

"Zhenwu is looking for you!"

Taoist Zhenwu, in a voice that made one's teeth itch, walked into the Tongming Palace as if no one was around. One could see several large pillars with red-bearded dragons shining in the sun and golden scales entwined on them; there were also several long bridges with red-crowned phoenixes with colorful feathers hovering in the air.

At this time, the large jade desk with dragon carvings and gold-engraved dragons of Jade Emperor was piled up with memorials. Memorials with three kinds of covers, gold, silver and bronze, piled up like a mountain. Where could the Jade Emperor be seen?

Hearing the voice of Taoist Master Zhenwu, the young body of Taoist Master Yuhuang crawled out of the "mountain and sea" of the memorial and said angrily: "Zhenwu, if you call me in that disgusting tone again, believe it or not, I will beat you up?"

Zhenwu Daojun's embarrassed expression flashed away, and then he pretended to be friendly and said: "Oh, don't say that, let's talk about it, they are all Daojun's clones transformed from the six internal organs of the original body, even if the bones are broken, the tendons are still connected!"

After listening to the flattering words of the True Martial Daoist Lord, the Jade Emperor Daoist Lord's expression improved a little, and then he looked as if he had seen through the other party, rolled his eyes at him, and said, "Tell me, what do you want from me?"

"Look, you mean I can't come to see you if I don't have anything to do?"

"Look, I brought you some wine and food!"

As he spoke, a food box appeared in the hands of Taoist Master Zhenwu. Inside the box was a huge dish filled with hundreds of exquisite dishes, including dragon liver, phoenix marrow, unicorn tendons and phoenix feet.

It is said that the tendons are on the hooves of animals and the treasures are in the hands of birds.

Just one dish, the braised jade unicorn tendons, would require the hoof bones and tendons of ten mixed-blood unicorns, as well as various other rare treasures.

From this we can see that Zhenwu Daojun must have put a lot of thought into it.

Unexpectedly, the Jade Emperor Daojun took a look at the food box, pointed at the divine characters on it, sneered and said, "The food box of the Jiutian East Kitchen?"

"You took things from my heaven and sent them to me. How come you, the dignified True Martial Daoist Lord, have become a waiter serving food?"

Zhenwu smiled awkwardly. He came too fast and forgot to change it. But Zhenwu Daojun was so thick-skinned that he immediately said with a smile: "Isn't it qualified for me, a great emperor, to bring you food?"

Jade Emperor Daojun glanced at the other person and said, "You are really good enough to use my things to ask me for a favor!"

"Cough cough!"

Zhenwu coughed a few times, then said: "What favor did I do for you? I just missed you, brother, and wanted to have a few drinks with you."

Jade Emperor Daojun looked unconvinced and said sarcastically, "Aren't you trying to get me drunk and make me give in so that you can use the back door?"

"Drinking alcohol will delay your work, not to mention that I am the Jade Emperor, how can I delay my work for a few sips of wine?"

"Take another look at these memorials I submitted!"

"It's not empty, it's not empty, take it, take it!"

Who would have thought that Zhenwu Daojun would take out a bottle of nectar from the food box, uncork it, take a deep sniff, and say, "Are you sure you're not coming?"

I saw him taking out the remaining wine in the food box one bottle after another.

"Magu's Ganoderma Lucidum Wine, I also have Liu Ling's Dragon Blood Wine and Tiger Yang Shao, which are wines made from dragon horns, dragon blood, and tiger blood respectively. They are very nourishing!"

Then he gently fanned the aroma of the wine with his hands.

Jade Emperor Daojun looked at the memorial in his hand, then pricked up one eye and peeked at the bottle of wine in Zhenwu Daojun's hand, hesitantly saying: "Then... just take a sip?"

Zhenwu Daojun clapped his hands and laughed, "You still have to drink when you need to!"

Then, the two of them started to clink glasses.

Two hours later, the table was in a mess.

The Jade Emperor was already drunk and was complaining to Zhenwu about his heavy workload. He couldn't leave the Tongming Palace all day long and would only go to the Lingxiao Palace when he was attending court.

It's just like a cow and a horse going straight between two points!
Go to court and work.

Then I go home and work.

The Jade Emperor cried miserably, "I want to be reincarnated, I want my sister Yao Chi, I want the warmth of home, I don't want to stay in the cold heavenly palace and become a lonely person."

Zhenwu kept pouring wine from Jade Emperor Daojun, saying, "It's no use to have only a little left, keep drinking!"

When the Jade Emperor Daoist Lord had almost finished his drink, Zhenwu Daoist Lord looked at his drunken appearance and said with a smile: "Brother, let me say, in the heavenly court, besides me, who else can think of you, my brother?" "No~No!"

Jade Emperor Daojun said incoherently.

Zhenwu Daojun said in a gentle and persuasive manner: "Since we have such a good relationship, can I lend you a few of your men to do some private business?"

"Don't worry, I won't borrow too much, nor will I borrow all 365 true gods. I'll just borrow a few reserve gods. I have a list here, take a look."

As he spoke, Zhenwu Daojun handed over the list.

The Jade Emperor Daojun was dazed and couldn't see clearly. He waved his hand and said, "We are brothers, why are we quarreling over such a small matter? Since you want it, just take it."

Zhenwu Daojun slapped his thigh and said, "Okay, brother, you are frank. Now that it's settled, whoever regrets it will be the grandson."

The Jade Emperor Daojun nodded heavily: "Whoever regrets will be the grandson!"

Then, he fell to the ground and fell asleep.

As for why the Jade Emperor Taoist Lord was drunk but the Zhenwu Taoist Lord was not, the Zhenwu Taoist Lord was originally located in the north, and was in charge of all the real water in the world, so he naturally swallowed up a lot.

Moreover, Zhenwu Daojun also put the poison of the red dust extracted from incense into the wine. Although it is harmless, it can make people feel like they have a dream and experience the worldly affairs.

Don’t forget, the wine that Zhenwu Daojun brings out is very nutritious!

As for what the Jade Emperor would dream about, no one knows.

Taoist Master Zhenwu took the list and left happily, leaving Taoist Master Yuhuang alone to sober up.

This time, Taoist Zhenwu got the origin of Hongmeng from Taoist Fusu, and he used things from the Heavenly Court as a favor to do things for him. He didn't spend a penny in total, and even got a free drink.

Zhenwu Daojun: "I earned the money with my own ability, so what?"

Twelve hours later.

Because the memorial had not been issued for a long time and the spiritual officials of Taixuan Province could not wake up the Jade Emperor, they hurriedly reported to the Supreme Taoist Lord of Dachitian.

Then, the Supreme Taoist Lord and Lu Chun came to the Tongming Palace together. Looking at the Jade Emperor Taoist Lord's infatuated look, he could not help but shook his head and said, "It's not that he can't wake up, it's that he doesn't want to wake up."

Lu Chun said, "Since the Jade Emperor is so attached to the mortal world, why not reincarnate into the Seven Fairies World of Joy? I remember the Queen Mother of that world is still single!"

The Jade Emperor burped and suddenly woke up with a start. He opened his eyes wide and shouted repeatedly: "I don't want it, I love to work, I like to work!"

"My Lord, please let me go!"

Seeing the tearful eyes of Jade Emperor Daojun, Lu Chun narrowed his eyes and asked, "Really?"

"Really, I'm mad at God!"

The Jade Emperor raised his hand and said with a solemn oath.

"Then do you still want Sister Yaochi?"

Jade Emperor Daojun quickly shook his head: "No, no!"

Unexpectedly, Lu Chun said: "According to the records in the 'Collection of the Original Practices of the Supreme Jade Emperor', you will have 132 million calamities, each of which is equivalent to 129,600 years, totaling about 1.57 billion years."

"After you have dealt with these accumulated memorials, you will go through the tribulation and reincarnate!"

Jade Emperor Daojun raised his little head in disbelief, his eager eyes lit up: "My Lord, are you telling the truth?"

Lu Chun nodded and said, "That's right, and you have to become an emperor, or even a heavenly emperor, in every life. In other words, you have to practice the way of the emperor."

"Let's start with the small worlds and then the medium worlds, the large worlds, and the small worlds..."

"The Yellow Emperor ascended to heaven after having three thousand concubines. Your words are similar!"

Jade Emperor Daojun suddenly blushed, looking a little shy, and kicked the jade tiles on the ground with his feet, saying with a disgusted tone, "Isn't this bad?"

Lu Chun: “Watch!”

The Supreme Taoist said in a tone that he still couldn't see through your tricks, and asked back, "Isn't this what you, Jade Emperor, have always wanted?"

Lu Chun also teased: "The dream just now, it tasted good, right?"

Jade Emperor Daojun directly broke through the red temperature, waved his hands to cover the two people's mouths, and said: "That's enough, you two!"

(End of this chapter)