Abandoned the Immortal Cultivator, returned to his hometown to farm and sing

Chapter 1007 1000. One Victim

"Is that Downs? Please wait a moment." Delia also recognized the neighbor's voice.

Xiang Zhitao took the initiative to run over and open the door.

It was indeed Downs outside the door.

Seeing Xiang Zhitao, Tang Si smiled brightly, "Wow, little Shakespeare, I'm so happy to see you again. You always bring surprises to this boring life."

What's the surprise?
"Mr. Towns, please come in and have a cup of tea." Delia also came to the door and invited Towns in.

Or pour some tea on the small coffee table by the window.

Downs explained his purpose.

"Little Shakespeare, the candy you gave me on the way was so delicious. I have never tasted such delicious candy. It has a rich peach aroma, the sweetness of honey, and a very, very complex fragrance. It seems to sing on my tongue. Ah, I want to sing too. Most importantly, it was not invented by a dentist."

What a bad joke, and a pun at that.

The term "candy invented by a dentist" is a slang term that came from nowhere.

What it means is that dentists will invent very sweet candies, and eating them will damage your teeth, so you have to go to the dentist. Dentists in the UK are very expensive.

The second meaning is that Towns has a bad relationship with dentists because his wife was seduced by a dentist.

This is a sad story.

However, he has good taste.

Since we both like cat heads, we are good friends.

Xiang Zhitao excitedly recommended it to others, "It's delicious, right? It's the best candy in our country. It's made from fresh fruit juice, pure natural honey, and maltose. Maltose is a sugar made from the sprouts of wheat seeds and glutinous rice. Our country's astronauts who have flown into space like it very much. They say it can bring happiness and relieve tension."

This whole speech left Towns and Delia stunned.

"Sugar made from malt? Montos, it can be found in cakes and beer." Downs happily mentioned the familiar term.

Xiang Zhitao really didn't know this. She thought there was no maltose in the UK and had never seen it in the supermarket.

Delia was pleasantly surprised and said, "Real fruit juice to make candy? Chinese food is too healthy. British candy is just made of fruit flavors and water."

Xiang Zhitao chuckled and said, "No, in China, only a few high-end candies use natural fruit juice."

As soon as he finished speaking, Downs immediately responded, "I am willing to pay for my health, little Shakespeare, please sell me some, okay?"

Then he looked expectantly at Xiang Zhitao and Mrs. Delia.

Now that things have come to this, how can Xiang Zhitao refuse?

"Wait a minute, I'll get it."

Xiang Zhitao returned to his room.

My heart is bleeding.

I only bought three cans.

Each can costs 25.9 pounds.

It is seven times more expensive than in China.

Things with cat heads are also very expensive in the country.

Although they said they wanted to buy it, how could they really take the money?

Xiang Zhitao has been well taken care of in London during the past two years.

Well, one is that she shocked everyone with her verbal battle.

Secondly, the Chinese are very good at dealing with things. When Xiang Zhitao first arrived, he brought a bunch of Chinese knots, panda pendants, and stuffed dolls and delivered them door to door, even taking care of all the neighbors.

Then he boasted that he was from the hometown of pandas, which attracted many "Wow~~"

After a while, the relationship between them is pretty good.

However, there are only three cans of lollipops in total, and two boxes of mint chewing gum are definitely not allowed to be given away.

I can’t bear to do that.

So I opened all three cans and mixed the three flavors into one can.

Just as I was about to walk out, I realized there were only ten missing.

So he just picked up the light bulb candy on the bedside table.

This is big enough to last a long time.

Holding the jar and the box, Xiang Zhitao returned to the living room and placed them on the coffee table. "Wow~~" Delia was surprised again when she saw the jar, "What a beautiful container, geometric abstract art, with a little bit of constructivism and a little bit of color field painting style. It's very beautiful, and there's a cute kitten. I like it."

"Uh..." Xiang Zhitao only knew about abstract art, and thought it was very abstract. What was constructivism? What was field painting? I had never heard of it.

However, the packaging design of the cat head is always online and looks beautiful no matter how you look at it.

"We also like this jar very much. We use it as a pen holder or makeup brush. Isn't this kitten cute? It is very famous in China. It is very fierce and can fight. It is also the chairman of this candy company, a real chairman..."

Xiang Zhitao continued to recommend the product to Delia.

The two of them chatted endlessly while holding the jar.

Downs wasn't interested in the pretty jar, he just wanted the lollipop inside.

But it was not easy to interrupt and just stand there scratching my head.

Then, I saw another paper box on the coffee table.

The mouth was open, revealing a small piece of lollipop stick.

This is also sugar.

Towns picked up the box curiously, reached out and pinched the stick to pull it out of the box.

His mouth opened wide all of a sudden.

What a big lollipop.

The pleasant orange scent wafts into my nostrils, so tempting.

Moreover, why does its shape look so familiar?

Tempting to swallow it in one bite.

"Little Shakespeare, can you sell this huge candy to me?" Towns swallowed and asked expectantly.

Xiang Zhitao was fiddling with his cell phone, showing Delia the video of Ding Xiaoman fighting a wild cat.

Without even turning his head, he replied casually, "It's for you, Uncle Towns."

"How can I do that? This is very expensive candy."

"It's okay, I didn't spend any money on this one, it was a gift when I bought something else. It's a tip from the Chinese businessman."

“Wow, I love Chinese businessmen.”

After Towns sighed, he opened his mouth wide and stuffed the entire light bulb candy into his mouth.

A hint of sweetness and sourness permeates the mouth.

Then there is the sweetness of honey.

Although it's not as good as the peach flavor I picked up on the way to the building materials store.

But also delicious.

And it’s big, so you can eat it for a long time.

Soon, Towns' mouth was filled with sweet syrup, which affected his swallowing.

Downs grabbed the stick and tried to get the candy out.

In the end, it was not taken out.

I tried harder, but it still didn't come out.

I tried to open my mouth wide and pull it out with all my strength. My teeth hurt from hitting them, but it still didn't come out.
He could only stretch out his arm and pat Xiang Zhitao on the shoulder.

Pull Xiang Zhitao out of the video of Ding Xiaoman using his tail to catch crayfish.

Xiang Zhitao turned his head and exclaimed, "Uncle Tangs, what's wrong with you!"

“Woo~~Woo~~”

The syrup was already flowing out from the corners of his mouth. Towns couldn't speak because it was stuck in his mouth, so he could only whimper.

Delia also noticed that something was wrong with Towns, so she quickly took out a few tissues and handed them to him, asking him to wipe the sugar water off the corners of his mouth.

Then, together with Xiang Zhitao, he helped pull the light bulb candy out.

"Woooo ...

(End of this chapter)