Abandoned the Immortal Cultivator, returned to his hometown to farm and sing

Chapter 1017 1010. Beaten to pieces

Because Zheng Xinxin had already revealed the inside information in advance.

So when Xiang Zhitao and her classmates secretly peeked at the cat's head and kept people in suspense during class, it was no longer novel and even made people want to laugh.

But I have to say that the cat heads are always done pretty well.

The first thing released this time is a series of short plays called "Telling You Secretly".

It's very conscientious. They threw all of them out, a total of twenty-seven episodes.

But it is really short, only forty minutes in total.

An episode is less than two minutes long.

It’s considered short among instant noodle animations.

The content, however, is extremely abstract.

I don't know where my mind has flown to.

Fans of Mao Mao Tou clicked on the first episode with great interest.

I thought there was some secret.

As a result, it looked like morning, and Luo Shaoan was wearing long sleeves and long pants, Qingyin Agricultural summer work clothes.

The use of the shovel was demonstrated in detail on the edge of the field.

He didn't speak the whole time, and only provided text explanations for each step.

Just like the instructions for use.

But the problem is, this is a demonstration shovel, who doesn't know how to use it.

Hmm? What does that mean?
In the second episode, Luo Shaoan demonstrated how to walk quickly in complex terrain.

Including thin ridges, vegetable fields, under low cucumber racks, in tall corn fields, and on rocky river beaches, where you can catch some fish.

Episode 3, Bean Harvesting Tutorial.

Episode 4, How to cut grass to feed pigs.

Then, I climbed trees with my bare hands, grew rapeseed seedlings, pulled loofah vines, and dug the ground to make ridges.

There are even tutorials on how to make straw ropes, mend rain boots, chop firewood, and eat while squatting on the ridge of a field.

He even taught me how to clean the big pot on the farmer's earthen stove.

In the previous series of videos, the unlucky Luo Shaoan didn't say a word, and just demonstrated various things in a serious manner.

But his serious look is so funny no matter how you look at him.

What's more, the things demonstrated are the most common farm work.

However, although Luo Shaoan demonstrated the simplest things, everyone seemed to know how to do them, except for a few things like climbing trees and repairing rain boots.

But each one has a lot of details and reasons for the details.

For example, the simplest way to use a shovel is to hold the top of the pole with your left hand and hold the lower middle part with your right hand. When exerting force, the shovel handle slightly moves to the left to get away from your body, and your body swings back and forth to apply pressure to the shovel. While swinging, exert force with your feet once...

All kinds of small details that save effort.

Many rural viewers were very surprised that after using a shovel for a lifetime, there were still places that they had not noticed.

Not to mention the audience in the city, who would just pick it up and use it once in a while, without knowing any techniques and relying solely on strength.

After watching fifteen episodes with great interest.

Gradually, the audience realized that there is knowledge in everything.

Also, farming is really hard and not easy at all.

Look how tired the poor guy is. It’s obvious that these videos were shot on the same day and he didn’t even change his clothes.

The sun has already risen, but I am still wearing long sleeves.

Each task seems tedious enough. What if it needs to be repeated a thousand times, or ten thousand times?
Except for some people who think that they have grasped the essence of the art and are clamoring to rent land in the countryside to grow vegetables, "eyes: got it", "brains: clear", and "hands: bah".

The vast majority of the audience understood a new level: farming is really not easy.

So, in episode 16.

Luo Shaoan finally said the first line of the whole article.

"I quit! Farming is worse than growing mushrooms."

After saying that, he disappeared in a flash.

Only a hoe was left, standing on the ground, swaying, and then falling down with a thud.

The audience was speechless.

Do you have to be so fake?

When the hoe fell down, the position of the shadow was different from when the unlucky guy disappeared. I must have taken these shots for a long time.

You really think the audience is blind.

Are you reluctant to spend 50 cents on special effects? Anyway, save where you can and understand the spirit.

The audience understood again, oh, mushrooms, it turns out they are talking about mushrooms, are the delicious mushrooms ready for the market?
Looking forward to it, looking forward to it.

really.

And the scene changes, and we really arrive in the mushroom house.

There are light-blocking curtains, mushroom beds, and a sweeping robot with big claws strolling in the aisle, picking mushrooms with its claws outstretched.

This is interesting. When has technology advanced to this point? Robots are used to grow mushrooms and can even pick mushrooms and sweep the floor.

Well, actually it doesn’t sweep the floor.

Besides, are you really not willing to pay 50 cents for a special effect?

Luo Shaoan suddenly appeared again.

Just when the audience thought they were going to be taken to see mushrooms.

As a result, Luo Shaoan turned and entered a small room.

This place is arranged like a laboratory.

[Huh? ? The legendary Breeding 4.0 Laboratory? Just like that... it was suddenly released???]

The audience was amazed.

Unfortunately, the cat head predicted their prediction.

A line of words appeared on the video: [Mushroom production affiliated laboratory, ordinary university level, enough]

Hey, that's enough.

Boring.

The audience's spirits immediately dispersed.

Except for some people who are really doing scientific research, [5555~~ It's better than the laboratory I work in, the incubator door can be closed without sticking tape...]

Uh... closing the incubator with tape is a bit too harsh a condition.

Well, never mind the tape, we have to first not disappoint the audience.

So, Luo Shaoan put on a white coat, gloves, a hat and other protective equipment.

Then, he opened the refrigerator and took out a basket of corn cobs.

Corn cob??

Do you start by making a mushroom culture medium?

Wrong guess again.

Luo Shaoan held up the corn cob and said, "I'm going to beat the corn cob into a paste first."

See here.

Xiang Zhitao, Wei Hanhan and You Hui all covered their mouths and shrank under the table.

This cat head, this Luo Shaoan.

You really can't let your guard down when looking at their stuff, or they might suddenly do something like this.

God damn, I was beaten into a pulp...

This episode was also the most condemned episode of the entire series.

I don’t know how many students couldn’t hold back their laughter during class and were called up and made to stand in the corner as punishment.

It's so deceitful.

The problem is that Luo Shaoan didn't lie.

He threw the corn cobs into the blender and really blended them into a paste.

Next.

The protagonist has changed.

He was replaced by a fat young man.

The sharp-eyed audience immediately recognized [Ma Xiaoguai’s father], [Why is he so fat], [Did he steal Ma Xiaoguai’s snacks? ]

Fortunately, Ma Zhitao couldn’t see it, otherwise his nose would have been crooked by anger.

It was obviously his stock, used as a snack for himself. When did it turn into a monkey's?

Fortunately, he couldn't see it.

Willing to be a tool, defatting and desugaring the corn cob paste; selecting bifidobacteria and lactic acid bacteria; putting the bacteria into the pretreated corn cob fermentation container; adding water and culture medium.

Then set the temperature, humidity, pH value, and ventilation volume.

Finally, the probiotics are separated from the culture medium by centrifugation, filtration, etc.

(End of this chapter)