Abandoned the Immortal Cultivator, returned to his hometown to farm and sing

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The next day, it happened as expected.

The Intestine Concert of Maomaotou has gone viral on the Internet.

Only then did the netizens who fell asleep last night realize what they had missed.

Search the entire internet for replays.

Fortunately, it’s easy to find.

They are everywhere on the Internet, both complete collections and slices.

There is also an official complete version on the official account of Maomaotou.

New netizens and those who were fortunate enough to witness it last night joined together to condemn Mao Mao Tou.

That’s too much, Cathead. You were the ones who woke me up in the middle of the night to watch the concert.

In order to attract people, more than 20 episodes of short films were made.

What’s the result? What’s the result?

I stared with my panda eyes and waited until three o'clock to watch.

How good I am to you.

But what about you? You stayed up late at night to show me the indigestion in your intestines. I stayed up late for you, and it was a sin, right?

So, the term that ranks first on the hot search list is #猫猫头你无心。

The second one is the easter egg after the concert, the song "Law of Conservation of Contradiction".

Unlike #猫猫头你无心, #法律保护论 is like heaven and fire.

A group of fans gathered here, roaring with joy.

An Yi finally released a new song, although it's an advertising song.

An Yi has become successful after changing her employer and she even sings in commercials.

Sisters, stand up, refresh the music platforms, and let The Law of Conservation make it to the top ten new songs!
That’s right, this song was sung by An Yi. Now he is considered as a tool of Maomaotou, it would be a waste if he is not used.

If her voice wasn't suitable, Chu Jie would have wanted An Yi to sing all the songs.

There's no other reason, it's cheap.

When one's own artists pay their agency a share of the profits, it's like transferring money from one hand to the other, so the company can save 30% to 40%.

Even though the profit of cat heads is high and the income is high, the expenses are also high.
If you don't have enough food and clothing, you won't be poor forever.

Fortunately, An Yi is an idol singer with a large fan base.

The star-chasing girls took out their most powerful weapon - brushing data.

At six o'clock in the morning, "The Law of Conservation of Contradiction" was launched on various music platforms.

Countless An Yi fans use all their mobile phones, computers and tablets to play the same song on loop and check the playback data.

"The Law of Conservation of Contradiction" quickly soared from the bottom of the new song list like a rocket.

The speed is exaggerated.

The fans of Kuai found it magical. They had inflated the data before, but never climbed the charts so fast.

Why?

Because it’s not just them.

The song "Law of Conservation of Contradiction" has become a "heart-wrenching divine song". Countless workers feel ecstasy while listening to the song.

Plus I feel like crying but I have no tears.

The subway at 8 a.m. was shaking with sleepiness... I was crying as I listened to music while hanging on the subway.

Yu'ebao won't last until the next dawn... Damn it! I don't want to hear it!

The takeout order is like a twenty-year-old medical record... I ordered takeout at noon, and it was pork trotter rice. I felt like my intestines were covered in grease. The more I ate, the fatter I got. I was even out of breath when I went up to the third floor.

The paid knowledge courses are gathering dust in my favorites… If I save them, doesn’t that mean I’ve learned them? Do I still have to learn them myself?

My economic level is stuck at the level I expected when I was fifteen... Haha! When I was fifteen, I expected to have 4,000 yuan a month so I could buy whatever I wanted. Now, I really have 4,000 yuan a month and I can't even afford to buy anything I want.

Staying up late to cultivate immortality until three o'clock in the morning... If I were to play the role of a fairy, I wouldn't want to do that either. The only time I have is when I'm lying in bed. I can't bear to sleep.

Everyone has their own sorrow.

This song stabs everyone in the pain, making them feel miserable.

It makes me sad and heartbroken, listening to it over and over again.

Many workers have decided to sing this song at the annual meeting at the end of the year.

And more people are sharing it in their colleagues and friends circles, [find a good song for workers. ]

Anyway, I can't be the only one suffering.

The popularity of the heart-wrenching song fed back into the intestinal concert, and more people learned that Maomaotou was going to launch a product for intestinal health.

That's too easy to guess.

I just don't know what it is exactly, or how much it costs. However, the reputation of the cat head is very good.

The quality of their products is absolutely guaranteed.

Apart from anything else, if you regulate your intestines, you will feel less guilty about staying up late.

Since you have become a beast of burden, it's always okay to feed yourself some good food.

So, Cat Head, when are you going to come up?
It's not that time yet.

But what it is can be made public.

That evening, prime time.

Cathead released a commercial.

And it was released on the entire network in a big way.

It was forwarded on various platforms, by multiple media and self-media.

The name is "A constipated office worker who was working on his manuscript late at night was saved by a jelly elf"

Late at night, Xiao Zhang, a 25-year-old copywriter at an advertising company, was staying up late in the office to finish his manuscript, with his desk piled with instant noodle boxes and coffee cans.

Suddenly, he rushed to the toilet, holding his stomach, but returned empty-handed with a frustrated look on his face.

At this moment, a "probiotic warrior" appeared on the computer screen.

Before Xiao Zhang could react, he was pulled into the intestines.

In the intestines, he turned into a happily swimming "intestinal bacteria" and swam very fast.

Because a large group of little monsters called the "Staying Up Late Toxin Legion" are chasing after them.

The cute intestinal bacteria were beaten and fled in all directions, including Xiao Zhang.

Not long after, poor Xiao Zhang was tied up with instant noodles and cried loudly.

at this time.

The "Probiotic Warrior" appeared again and handed Xiao Zhang a bag of "Plum Probiotic Jelly". On the purple packaging, Ding Xiaoman, wearing armor, was hitting the Grease Tyrant's head with a big stick, and the Grease Tyrant was also crying.

Xiao Zhang struggled, tore open the package and drank the jelly in one gulp.

In an instant, the army of probiotics, the prune elves, and the maltose doctor all came and drove away the "toxin army" monsters.

Peace is restored to the intestines.

Xiao Zhang also cheered for victory.

The "Probiotic Warrior" waved at him and said, "Next time you stay up late, remember to take me with you!"

The picture freezes.

It gradually got dark.

But it’s not over yet, a line appears on the black screen.

Gradually open.

Xiao Zhang woke up lying in front of the computer.

It turned out to be a dream.

Xiao Zhang looked at the computer screen in agony, rubbing his head frantically, making his hair look like a mess.

This is because I am tired of work.

Then he held his stomach in even more pain.

This is caused by my stomach upset.

Suddenly, he snapped his fingers.

He took a stick of jelly out of the drawer, tore it off and drank it.

It's just like in a dream.

Immediately, I ran to the toilet again, holding my stomach...

The sound of flushing water was heard.

Xiao Zhang jumped back to his workstation with a relaxed look on his face, and successfully completed the plan with a burst of inspiration.

At last.

The picture zoomed in, zoomed in, and zoomed in on the jelly bag next to the keyboard.

Ding Xiaoman, wearing armor, moved, patted his chest proudly, and beat the Grease Tyrant into a puddle with a stick.

Violent, fierce, cute, and very reliable.

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