Abandoned the Immortal Cultivator, returned to his hometown to farm and sing

Chapter 1026 1019. A Tasty Chapter

"What else haven't I seen? I've even had dinner with Secretary Wang." Dad Luo was quite arrogant.

“Have you ever sat in a conference hall of the Great Hall of the People? Have you ever heard a leader’s speech with your own ears? Have you ever experienced appearing on the 7 o’clock news? Just tell me whether you have learned something or not.” Luo Yihang said something even more impressive.

Mr. Luo put down the bowl on the spot.

He blew his beard and glared, then shouted: "What!"

Luo Yihang waved his hand casually and asked his father to sit down. "You are just here to watch the ceremony. Sit at the back and don't get excited."

"How can I not be excited? What's going on? Stop talking nonsense and start from the beginning." Father Luo knew his son's bad habits and did not indulge him at all.

"You've been talking too much since the beginning. Do you want me to talk or not?" Luo Yihang was still complaining.

Luo's mother couldn't stand it anymore and raised her eyebrows, "Stop talking nonsense."

"Okay, OK." Luo Yihang immediately gave in and said briefly, "The National Science and Technology Progress Award will be presented the day after tomorrow. Wenying and Shijuan have won the awards. There are spots available for spectators. I've put your name on the list so you can go and witness it."

The winner was Xiaoman No. 1.

After winning the first prize of the Shennong Award last time, I was recommended for the National Science and Technology Progress Award.

After half a year of review.

The list of winners was announced half a month ago.

As expected, I won another award. Although it was a second prize, it was still pretty cool.

This is the highest award for scientific and technological progress in the country.

Including all categories.

The special prize is vacant this year.

The first prizes include the "Deep Sea No. 400" ultra-deepwater gas field development project, the 500 million ton coal indirect liquefaction technology, the million kilowatt ultra-high voltage flexible direct current transmission project, the key technology of multi-language intelligent voice, the pathogenesis and diagnosis and treatment system of severe pityriasis rubra pilaris, and the breeding of high-quality and high-yield wheat parents.

They are all major breakthroughs, basically one from each key category.

Agricultural technology gave high-yield wheat.

This is as it should be. To be fair, wheat is indeed more important than peas.

But it doesn’t matter, there will be another one next year, and Qiuyan No. 9 is important enough to deserve the first prize.

Even if you don’t get it, there is still a long way to go.

Not in a hurry.

The National Science and Technology Progress Award ceremony is the day after tomorrow.

Each group of award winners will have the opportunity to attend the ceremony and can invite family members, relatives and friends.

Because there are only a few winners of Xiaoman No. 1, Wenying and Shijuan, there are plenty of seats for spectators.

Luo Yihang reported Luo's father.

After all, Luo's father still owns 1% of Qingyin Agriculture's shares.

As for why I am only saying this today.

"Isn't this a surprise for you?"

"Scare you, you little bastard!" Luo's father got angry and started cursing.

He put down his chopsticks, stood up, and ran back to his room.

"Finish your meal first." Luo's mother shouted.

"I'm full, go find some clothes." Luo's father shouted, and then I heard someone rummaging through the drawers.

"Alas, you are not cunning at all." Luo Yihang was still making sarcastic remarks here, and was hit on the head with a chopstick. Liu Piaoliang and the others were so satisfied watching this.

Should!
Finished lunch.

A bowl of noodles with rice water is ready quickly.

Liu Piaoliang and Chu Jie said goodbye and left.

They also need to prepare.

But at the door, Chu Jie asked Liu Piaoliang to go first.

He took out his phone and dialed.

The call was answered quickly.

"Dad, remember to watch the 7 o'clock news the night after tomorrow... The awards ceremony, watch carefully with your eyes wide open, record it... Never mind, it's a good thing, a great thing... If you want to set off firecrackers, buy them quickly, 50,000 or 100,000, the more the better... Also prepare the ancestral hall for ancestral worship... If you want to have a banquet, then have it, invite uncles and the others to come, it will be lively."

"What's the matter? You'll know when the time comes. I'll send you a group photo in a couple of days...Who is it with? It's with the leader. If we put it in the ancestral hall, our ancestors will say it's prestigious."

"It's not me. I'm not qualified. Your daughter-in-law..."

hang up the phone.

Not to mention that Chu Jie's father was dizzy for a long time.

After finally recovering, I ran out. What was I going to do? To buy firecrackers. I drove to buy them and then brought the whole truck back.

Just talking about Chu Jie, after hanging up the phone, he felt so happy.

As a son, the best gift you can give to your parents is the glory on your face, the envy of your relatives and friends, and the pride that you can hold your head high when you talk about it outside.

Although Shi Juan earned the glory again this time, it was also Chu Jie's ability to find such an amazing daughter-in-law...
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Turn around.

Luo Yihang, Luo's father and Chu Jie took the high-speed train to the capital.

Liu Piaoliang will leave in a while and head straight to Ningbo.

The first batch of feedback on the prune probiotic jelly was sent to the official account of Maomaotou one after another.

[I hadn't had a bowel movement in the dormitory for a week before. I could feel a long, hard stool in the lower left corner of my stomach. Yesterday, the jelly arrived and I ate two at once. I didn't have any reaction that day. This morning, around five o'clock, I woke up with a stomachache. I sat on the toilet, stepped on the small stool, and the stool slid out by itself. It was very smooth, and I didn't have to use any force. It was like a train passing through a tunnel, rumbling. I had a very long bowel movement. Then I slowly felt it again. I had three bowel movements in total. I thought it was over, but my stomach still hurt. When I exerted force, a lot of liquid came out. From birth to now, I have never had such a smooth bowel movement. At that moment, I felt that my body and mind were clean. After the bowel movement, I weighed myself and found that I had lost three pounds.]

[I was eight months pregnant and hadn't had any for several days. I was holding it in. My husband gave me two jelly sticks. He said they were natural ingredients and didn't say they were forbidden for pregnant women. They tasted sweet and had fruit pulp inside. The fruity aroma was particularly strong. Then, about an hour later, I felt it. Not long after I sat on the toilet, it came out!!! The diameter must be as big as an Oreo. I was so exhausted after I finished that I didn't know how I got back to bed. It must have been blocked, but I was no longer in the mood to care about it.]

[My relative took me to eat fried chicken noodles. A chicken cost several hundred yuan. He said that the chicken was raised on Chinese medicine residue and concentrated feed. The chicken was stewed with wolfberry, ginseng and cordyceps. It was really delicious. Then I got constipated for the first time in my life, which lasted for five days. After getting the jelly, I ate one to try, and drank a large pot of water. In less than ten minutes, I almost didn't even go to the toilet. I didn't even have time to take my phone. It was really a tsunami. After a roar, I felt so good. The head of the shit stick was thicker than my wrist. I flushed it four times before it went down. ]

[Thank you, Cat Head, it hasn’t grown in three days, I feel relieved]

[One pack didn’t work, so two packs came out]

[My son is a big eater and a big pooper. He is eight years old and his poop is over ten centimeters long. The toilet can barely fit it. Do you want to see it? I took a picture of it.]

This is all there is to it.

Some people even actually posted photos.

Oops, there is no way I can leave the comment section, it's too smelly.

The official account of Maomaotou is quite leisurely. It posts emoticons and claps for encouragement under every post.

And when I encounter people who don’t read the instructions and are obsessed with the deliciousness, such as [It’s so delicious, I ate five packets in one gulp, and I haven’t finished squatting on the toilet for half an hour. What should I do? Wuwuwu~~]

The cat replied with a single "It's written on the package, no more than two packs a day. More than that will have a too strong laxative effect. But it's not a big deal, just treat it as a detoxification"

Then, netizens caught it and asked [Mao Mao Tou, why are you so idle? ]

(End of this chapter)