Abandoned the Immortal Cultivator, returned to his hometown to farm and sing

Chapter 1044 1036. Geese, Birds and Deer

"Get out, get out." Luo Yihang chased Pi Luyang out like shooing a fly.

That's outrageous.

"Hey." Pi Luyang was quite obedient.

He immediately dragged his chair back and turned to look at Luo Qingcai, "Boss Cai, please help me. I also want those seals carved by the woodworking workshop last time."

"Boss Cai." This title made Luo Qingcai feel comfortable, and he agreed immediately, "It's a small matter, I'll make some more small things, like a shoe horn or something like that."

He also gave himself more.

Pi Luyang immediately took advantage of the situation and said, "Okay, okay, we also want animal wood carvings. There are so many kinds of animals on our mountain, let's get them all."

Luo Qingcai is a one-track person. When he mentions animals, he starts counting on his fingers: "Two chairmen, three birds in the river, a big rat spirit, Ma Xiaoguai, a squirrel, a fat pig, a goose, a deer, and two birds in the forest..."

Luo Yihang waved his hand, "Don't mention the deer and the eagle for now."

Luo Qingcai said "Oh" and didn't ask any more questions, "Then there are more than a dozen kinds."

After hearing this, Pi Luyang laughed out loud, "Great, great, now we have more than a dozen items."

"Wait." Luo Yihang interrupted him.

Pi Luyang turned around, looking a little panicked.

Luo Yihang smiled at him: "According to what you said, wooden carvings, plush; mobile phone cases, refrigerator magnets, necklaces, hairpins, backpack pendants, you can get them all just by taking the animals."

Pi Luyang scratched his head, laughed foolishly, and avoided eyes.

"You'll be taking advantage of the situation and tell Xiao Zhao that it was me who let you go, right?" Luo Yihang added.

Pi Luyang's eyes froze, his face fell, and he said in a tearful voice, "Boss, I don't dare anymore."

That's what he was thinking.

Luo Yihang just shook his head.

Are these guys smart or stupid?

If you use this excuse to fool Xiao Zhao, will Xiao Zhao admit it?

In fact, Pi Luyang also knows that Xiao Zhao will definitely not admit it, but he just wants to play it this way, "provoking", "getting criticized", "never getting tired of it", and "having nothing better to do".

Han Yun and his gang of brainy people love to do all kinds of weird things.

They are far less “cute” than the little ones like Luo Qingcai who are in charge of production.

"It's all the same, don't try to fool me." Luo Yihang said.

Pi Luyang had no choice but to agree.

But other things can be agreed to.

"Incense stone ornaments and quill pens are fine, but forget about anything else."

What album, what wedding, why don’t you let your boss perform at the party.

"Have you kept all the goose feathers from last year?" Luo Yihang asked Luo Qingcai again.

Luo Qingcai thought about it and shook his head. "No more. We picked out some good-looking ones and shared them among us for fun. We also made some into wind chimes and hung them under the mushroom pavilion. The rest of the broken, torn and ugly ones were put into the compost with the garbage."

"By the way, Xiaozhi also made a few badmintons. They are in his room. I can steal them and take them apart to make pens." Luo Qingcai suddenly said with surprise.

Luo Yihang waved his hand, "Please don't do that. Luo Hongzhi is having a hard time eating sand in the Kubuqi Desert in the hot summer, and you're stealing from him."

"A few more badmintons won't be enough. Let's get some new ones."

The voice just fell.

Luo Qingcai suddenly opened his mouth wide and shook his head like a rattle, "Shengba, no, no, Li Yongyun must fight me, he loves those geese so much."

Luo Yihang sighed after hearing this. He was quite a big guy, but his brain must be filled with steel bars. How come he couldn't turn a corner?

This shows that Pi Luyang is smart and can think tactfully.

He licked his lips and urged, "We have raised the geese on the mountain for several months. They have grown up. Let's stew a batch and get some goose feathers..."

Goose: Damn it!
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Li Yongyun would be angry if goose feathers were plucked raw.

But Li Yongyun was very happy when he could catch and kill geese to eat, as long as he didn't catch his little gray ones, he could eat any other ones.

For a child with a simple mind, there is only one line on the white paper.

The kids were very happy to catch geese. The few kids who were supposed to take a day off today all stayed on their own initiative when they heard about catching geese.

About twenty young boys swarmed into the flock of geese, chasing the big geese everywhere, making them cackle.

Then Qichikacha was pinched by the wings and lifted up, twisting his neck and flapping his arms and legs.

The kids are so relieved! These big geese are the kings of the orchard.

Every one of them was criticized when they came to work.

This time I have finally taken revenge. If you keep nagging me, I will kill you when I send you to the cafeteria.

They don't catch many, just a dozen or twenty in one orchard, and then go to the next one, leaving some in the orchard to drive away the birds.

The big geese were loaded onto small carts and sent to the canteen in batches.

The aunties in the village and those who were invited from outside to help, some did bloodletting, some removed the hair.

It soon entered the soup pot.

There is a row of ten newly built farmhouse stoves in front of the canteen entrance. The firewood is burning brightly and the stewed geese are fragrant.

The fragrance drifted into Han Yun's office area. A group of people were distracted from their work, peeking behind their computers and drooling.

Xiao Zhao banged the table in anger.

"Don't look around, get to work, don't you know the time is tight! I worked overtime until twelve o'clock last night and forgot everything! You want to come again today, right!"

Overtime? Please don't say such terrible things.

All of a sudden they all became quiet.

While here we catch and stew the goose.

Luo Yihang is on the stage.

By the creek, I saw the evil creature.

The happy little white deer was happily splashing around in the river with its head tilted back.

The great egret family was chasing after them, calling out "Oh oh". Xiao Shuai and Xiao Mei are really fertile. Their colony has expanded to eleven.

The one is the unlucky Yuchi Yaojin.

The great egrets stood in the water, trying hard to catch fish to eat.

Xiwa ran around in the water, scattering all the fish.

It also wanted to catch birds, so the great egrets that chased it fluttered into the air and circled around Xiwa in the sky.

Egrets usually don't like to call.

Now he is so angry that he is yelling and cursing very dirtyly.

There was also a free-range chicken by the river, dragging its fat body and lying under the shade of a tree on the other side of the river. It tilted its head and looked around, occasionally opening its red mouth as if it was laughing.

This guy seemed to be enjoying watching the fun.

He’s eaten so much and is so fat, I don’t know if he can still fly.

"Xiwa, come here." Luo Yihang shouted and waved to the little white deer Xiwa.

Xiwa heard the voice, turned her head, and saw Luo Yihang with her big eyes blinking.

They jumped and danced happily, splashing and wading through the water.

It walked a few steps to the shore, and then jumped on all four legs like a spring. It jumped to Luo Yihang's side, and cried "oh oh" and rubbed its head against Luo Yihang, with its little tail wagging rapidly.

The little white deer grew quite fast. When it was first rescued, its head just reached Luo Yihang's knees.

It's only been half a year, but it's already as high as Luo Yihang's waist.

So, when it rubbed against him, half of Luo Yihang's clothes and pants were wet.

"Stop it, stop it." Luo Yihang smiled and rubbed the little white deer's neck, pushing it out and getting his hands full of water.

The fur on its body is quite special. It is very slippery after getting wet and feels very good.

The little white deer didn't care and just kept rubbing.

I don't know who I learned this from...

(End of this chapter)