Abandoned the Immortal Cultivator, returned to his hometown to farm and sing

Chapter 1050 1042. A bird is chasing me = goose

A banana.

Who are you slandering?

Liang Yue was so angry that she wanted to throw it away.

When I picked it up, I found something was wrong.

The weight is wrong.

Heavier than a banana.

And if it’s just a banana, is it necessary to put it in a transparent plastic box?
Liang Yue opened the plastic box and picked up the banana. The feeling was wrong; it was not a banana.

Soft.

I got close and smelled it, it was soft and fragrant, with a hint of sweetness.

Ugh...the smell of banana.

"wrong."

Liang Yue got closer and found that there was an opening at the handle of the banana.

I pinched the handle and lifted it gently, and it actually opened.

There is actually white flesh inside, which makes it look more like a banana.

and……

Why are there two cat paw prints on it?

Round and very standard.

What is this???
Liang Yue took another photo.

I posted a thread in the Maomaotou super topic.

[I got this from a blind box draw. Does anyone know what this is? 】

As this celebration begins.

The Mao Mao Tou super topic is very active.

As soon as Liang Yue’s post was sent out.

Immediately, a large group of friends came over.

【banana!】

【Banana +1! 】

[The banana has been stepped on by the cat's paw. The banana was placed in a bad place. The cat will help you ripen it. Cats are good.]

Cat owners have no principles.

And more people called their friends and @ed a bunch of people to come and watch.

【Come on, something new has popped up. 】

The last one of @ is often the official account of Mao Mao Tou.

Not long after, the official account of Maomaotou also came.

Sent a photo.

It was Ding Xiaoman who was standing on a bunch of bananas and drinking water from a cup.

(similar to this)
【On a certain day last month, the chairman created a work. 】

[Lucky Banana felt the sincere teachings of the chairman. ]

[The designer of the cat head realized the great spirit of the chairman and created this work]

[Made of glutinous rice cakes, the outer layer is banana glutinous rice cakes, the inner layer is coconut milk glutinous rice cakes, and there is also sugar filling in the middle, very delicious~~]

The cat head is really shameless, it just keeps praising and taking pictures.

【Hahahahahahahaha~~~】

Happy laughter filled the comment section.

as well as……

[Instructions? Tons of instructions, your chairman, not a single bite of cat food is eaten in vain.]

[What a big cat car]

[Let me be honest, our chairman needs to lose some weight...]

The cat head immediately replied, "It's a bad review, Mr. Chairman, please don't listen to it."

There are no principles here.

I gained a lot again hahahaha…

[What has your chairman created? I can’t see it.]

Maomaotou sent out another photo.

[……] Netizens were speechless.

[A very standard cat paw print. ]

Liang Yue had been reading the comment section and was struck dumb by the laughter when she saw this photo. It turns out that this is how the cat's paw prints on the banana came about.

I immediately posted the photo of peeling the banana and also the photo of taking a bite out of it.

[It's glutinous rice cake, really delicious glutinous rice cake, with a strong banana flavor on the outside and a refreshing coconut flavor in the middle. The two layers of the skin are filled with maltose, and the innermost sugar filling is mixed with honey. It's sticky, sweet and fragrant. I want to freeze it. It must be more delicious when it's cold. ]

A series of delicious, delicious and delicious dishes.

It is something that netizens envy.

[There are cat paw prints inside the banana!!! The chairman personally stamped it! ]

[Who thought of this? This is a complete replica. It’s so cute~~]

[Strongly request that the cat head fix the cat paw banana glutinous rice, those who agree will gather on the right! 】

There are over three thousand likes on the right.

Another highly praised comment is [I declare this is the first! Agree on the right. ]

The one on the right has 1,800 likes.

Liang Yue thought, this is the first one?
What's the first one?

Then I opened another thread and posted the picture of the wooden goose.

[What is this?] Just like before, calling friends and @cat heads.

The cat head is here again this time.

As usual, throw out a photo.

[Its prototype is a Western Han Dynasty pottery goose figurine collected by the Shaanxi Provincial Museum, which is about 2,000 years old. It vividly depicts the terrifying scene when a goose chases a person. The Han people brought the fear of being dominated by the goose into the pottery figurine.]

[I don’t know if you have noticed that the word “goose” means that this bird is chasing me…]

Like, really like.

Wooden statues, pottery figurines, and geese are more like them.

Countless netizens who have had personal experiences of this were terrified.

[Hey, hey, hey, don’t bite me, I can’t run fast, I was chased by a goose when I was a child]

[Raise your hands if you have had your inner thigh twisted by a goose! 】

Hundreds of likes.

[Hahaha, goose, there is a bird chasing me, who would have thought of that, it’s so scary]

[It must be the kid who was chased by the goose and went crazy over there with the cat head~~]

There are also many people @ museums in various places asking them if they have it.

As a result, the editors of the official accounts of museums across the country really gave face and popped up to post pictures one after another.

It turns out that not only the Shaanxi Provincial Museum has giant goose figurines, but many museums in Sichuan Province, Jiangsu Province, etc. also have collections with giant goose images.

Han Dynasty, Tang Dynasty, Song Dynasty, Ming Dynasty.

Throughout all eras.

However, every image of a goose is of it stretching its neck and rushing forward.

[Hahahaha, this is so funny. Our ancestors have been chased by geese for more than 2,000 years]

[It should be said that the goose has been chasing our ancestors for more than 2,000 years, and now it is chasing me~~~]

There is always no lack of joy here at Maomaotou.

After seeing the explanation, Liang Yue rolled over on the bed and looked for her head on the ground, almost passing out from laughter.

She has a very low laugh point.

After finally catching his breath, he picked up the big goose ornament again.

"So your origin is so interesting. The kid with the cat head is so pitiful. Hahahaha."

While muttering to himself, he picked up a resin figurine of Xiang Boming on the table. There was a pair of them, which they made when they were shopping.

This time I only took Xiang Boming's.

Let the little Xiang Boming run in front and the big goose chase behind, and they will have fun playing together.

I even had an idea in my mind, "Why not raise a goose~~ that would be interesting."

Fortunately, Xiang Boming was not here...
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After playing for a while, I put the big goose wood sculpture in place.

Liang Yue started posting on the super topic again.

The current super topic has become a show for blind boxes.

Almost all the posts are showing off what they got from the blind boxes.

There are more questions, [What on earth is this? ? ], [Has the cat head ever produced this thing? ? ]

Liang Yue thought she was lucky because she got five very good things.

Finally I watched others.

Sad, there are so many fun things to do.

Someone opened four small squares and didn't know what they were for, so he posted this to ask.

I was told that it was dried hazel mushrooms, which appeared in the New Year gift package.

The chicken stew is absolutely amazing.

Someone even opened a super big mushroom.

Chinese delicious mushrooms, fresh and as big as a human head.

After summoning the official account of Mao Maotou, he said that this batch of delicious mushrooms were some super large ones, but he was reluctant to process them, so he just gave them all away.

Delicious mushrooms only appeared once at the Tianhan Food Festival, but they have been promoted countless times.

So many people are waiting and hoping to see it but never have the chance.

There are delicious mushrooms in the blind box!
It seems there is more than one meaning.

Not only are many netizens envious of this delicious mushroom, but even many chefs are envious of it.

When I saw the IP address of the netizen who posted the message, a large number of people with the IP address of a certain restaurant or a certified account of a famous chef left a message below.

Invite that netizen to their restaurant, and bring the whole family. You can order any food for free. By the way, bring some big mushrooms. The chef of our restaurant will definitely cook them for you carefully. We can cook whatever you want.

What a treatment.

Liang Yue also found her own mahjong konjac and vegetarian oil residue.

Crowds of people are calling out, the new product has been confirmed, I want to buy it!

Liang Yue originally wanted to make a call, now it’s easier to just give a like and add momentum.

There are also wooden hairpins of the same style, not only for free-range chickens, but also for egrets, Master Lu, and cats.

Liang Yue saw Xiao Xiaoman's hairpin hanging on a tree branch, with its four paws drooping and its tail raised. It was so adorable.

want to.

But when I think about my short hair, I guess I should forget it.

Except for the banana and glutinous rice cake, all of the above seem to be just ordinary prizes.

There is actually a super prize in the blind box that looks magical at first glance.

Is Cathead crazy?

A blind box worth 100 yuan comes with these.

It turns out that it is really too much...

(End of this chapter)