Abandoned the Immortal Cultivator, returned to his hometown to farm and sing

Chapter 1244, page 1133: Three Hundred Children's Songs

No, Chiang Kai-shek, you lack military ethics; you launched a sneak attack.

Qiangwa hasn't even sorted out the colored lights yet, and Luo Yihang hasn't finished moving his things.

The fireworks haven't been set off yet, and the atmosphere hasn't been created.

The guys and I have been working on this for so long, and we even created a small group chat with thousands of messages in it.

Suiwa spends all day glued to his phone typing away, and his wife even suspected him of having an affair, almost causing a family crisis.

Even this entire carload of stuff was hidden the whole way!
Your wife is a police instructor.

Do you not know how difficult it is to hide something right under her nose?

All this hard work has been for today.

You, Old Chiang, handled this huge job all by yourself?
Have you no humanity?!
None of us felt involved at all.

Old Jiang was stunned by Shi Qin's quick agreement; he must have lost his mind this time.

Fortunately, I didn't smoke too much, and I didn't stupidly ask again, "What did you say?"

Instead, he was filled with a mixture of three parts confusion, three parts doubt, four parts trepidation, and ninety parts joy, his mouth stretching to the back of his head as he said, "You...you know."

"Nonsense." Shi Qin rolled her eyes with a charming expression. "You were acting strange in the first two months, I'm not blind."

See? It really is Chiang Kai-shek, that shameful bastard. He couldn't keep a secret after all; he's let everyone see through him.

My counter-surveillance skills are terrible; I'll definitely fail the exam.

Uh... I think the instructor was Shi Qin, so never mind.

Shi Qin also saw Qiangwa and Luo Yihang, and immediately yelled, "Don't cause trouble, it's disgusting."

Sister Qin is Sister Qin after all, so manly. She was just proposed to and wasn't shy at all.

He has sharp eyes; he could tell at a glance that Luo Yihang and his gang of bad boys were up to something.

It's all Sui Wa's fault. He couldn't stop anyone, so how did Shi Qin manage to escape?

Not allowing trouble?

That won't do. We've been working on this for months, and if we don't do something, all that effort will be for nothing, and all this waiting will have been for nothing.

Even if all the previous plans are basically ruined, we still have to make it work.

Luo Yihang simply gave up on forming a band and picked up a guitar, playing and singing as he walked out from behind the car.

"I'm not very good at catching sheep, but I can cook and make soup!"

Luo Yihang started, and Qiangwa immediately followed, yelling in his hoarse voice, "I'll hand over all my salary, and I'll take care of all the housework..."

The singing, the voice, was simply melodious and unforgettable, like a thunderclap.

If you can't even sing nursery rhymes well, what else can you do?
Immediately following, a nearly hoarse voice came from the direction of the wooden house: "You eat the strawberries, I eat the stems; you eat the egg tarts, I eat the crusts; all the takeout notes are for you; and the milk tea is always three-tenths sweet!"

As the song began, Suiwa emerged from the darkness, singing eight different tunes in one line, and then adding four lines of nonsense.

Shameless bastard.

Finally, the three mischievous boys shouted in unison, "Marry him, Red Wolf! The frying pan is ready!"

This commotion, this inexplicable chaos, this complete mess.

"You bunch of scoundrels, what are you doing!" Old Chiang was shocked; this wasn't part of the original plan.

"I'll mess with you then." Qiangwa was particularly frank and open.

Luo Yihang slapped his guitar and changed the tune, "Aunties and uncles, please be quiet! Let's start the uprising today!"

"Don't mind my bald beer belly, my abs are all inside~~" Qiangwa shouted in a hoarse voice, reached out and lifted Lao Jiang's shirt to reveal his belly, and slapped him across the face, "Although my salary is 8,500, I can give out 520 red envelopes!"

Old Jiang's face turned as purple as an eggplant, and he kicked Qiangwa in the buttocks.

Qiangwa tried to dodge, but failed and was hit hard, falling to the ground with a thud.

"Don't rush to meet the birth quota, let's practice the basics tonight~" This last sentence has to come from that lewd guy, Suiwa.

He made faces and gestures, which was extremely lewd.

Even Shi Qin, who had been watching the commotion with amusement, became unusually embarrassed, her face turning red.

People say a young girl's blush speaks louder than a thousand sweet words. But what if the blushing one is a female tyrannosaurus...?

"No, no, Sister Qin, why did you bring a baton when you went out to play?"

"Why are you taking that thing out of your head...?"

"Sister Qin, Sister Qin. Calm down, calm down!"

Shi Qin's "love words" are particularly sharp and forceful, like a tiger wielding a whirlwind...
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Su Jing had just finished showering and was rubbing her hair with a towel as she walked out of the small wooden house.

As soon as she came out, she saw Shi Qin chasing her husband around, making a lot of noise.

Old Jiang was kicking Qiangwa, kicking Qiangwa so hard that Qiangwa was rolling on the ground like a gourd.

Luo Yihang sat by the fire, playing the piano and singing, "Looking for a girlfriend, looking for a girlfriend, I found a single dog..."

It's so lively, and there's even background music.

But why did they start fighting?
Although it's quite common for these people to fight.

But why this time?

It must have been Luo Yihang who instigated it. Su Jing's child is already six years old, and she's been hanging out with these guys for years. She knows exactly what's going on.

Luo Yihang was the one among these people who came up with the dirty tricks behind the scenes, and he always managed to absolve himself of all responsibility.

Her foolish husband, the idiot Qiangwa, and the seemingly tough but actually very gullible Lao Jiang were all used as pawns by him.

But why did Sister Qin make a move this time?

Su Jing carefully avoided her husband's pleading gaze and went around Qiangwa on the ground in a big circle.

She ran over to Luo Yihang, asking excitedly, "Hangwa, what happened? How did you trick my old Sui again?"

Luo Yihang changed to another song, and he had already sung: "Two tigers, two tigers, one has no house, one has no car, how strange, how strange..."

Then, amidst the lively atmosphere...

Luo Yihang briefly explained to Su Jing the plans that were supposed to happen today, but were completely disrupted.

Su Jing was startled by what she heard.

"What! Old Chiang is proposing marriage??"

"What! You guys had a surprise for me!"

"What! Chiang Kai-shek has already pleaded for him??"

"What! Sister Qin has already agreed!!!"

"Sister Qin——"

With a loud shout from Su Jing, the lively scene by the lake returned to calm.

Five pairs of eyes were immediately fixed on Luo Yihang.

One of them said fiercely, gritting his teeth, "How come I didn't know about this just now!"

Luo Yihang put down his guitar, rubbed his nose, and said, "One night, you weren't here, I think you were on duty or something..."

How can I not wholeheartedly prepare for my good brother's important life event, and how can I not get involved?

There's no more fun than messing with Chiang Kai-shek at this crucial moment.

At this point, Chiang Kai-shek was not in the mood to be angry, and getting angry would be useless anyway.

Anyway, everyone knows that Sister Qin will definitely say yes to Lao Jiang. They've been sleeping in the same bed for years, so the proposal is just a formality, to have a sense of ceremony.

In other words, Chiang Kai-shek himself was plagued by anxieties and uncertainties.

So, there were actually two plans today. The three rascals, having nothing better to do in the middle of the night, came up with a scheme.

It was a spy operation, and naturally, Chiang Kai-shek couldn't find out.

Who would have thought that he would suddenly propose first?

It's safe now that the money's in, I feel much better.

Qiangwa...you've suffered so much.

(End of this chapter)