Abandoned the Immortal Cultivator, returned to his hometown to farm and sing

Chapter 1310, Chapter 1298: The Mud Pig Loves to Dance

In the end, Miao Xinlei passed the test with "goose goose goose".

Elementary school textbooks are still textbooks.

However, completing the punishment was useless.

Miao Xinlei's third shot went missing again.

Fortunately, the chubby girl performed well, and took down another pig with the next two shots.

Unfortunately, knowledge doesn't just magically enter the brain.

Even though Miao Xinlei tried his best to block Luo Xiaofei's view and cover for the little chubby girl to secretly take pictures and scan images with her phone, it was no use.

All that was identified were various kinds of dolls—pigs, cats, dogs, and rabbits—but none of them had the breed name for this particular pig.

I randomly called out a name, and sure enough, I didn't guess correctly.

In fact, Luo Xiaofei had already noticed their little tricks, but he pretended not to see them and happily cooperated.

There are hundreds of pig breeds; they can't be easily found through a search.

Seeing that they had used up all three chances, Luo Xiaofei waved his hand in a mock manner, "What a pity, your challenge is over. See you again sometime."

Hey! This chubby girl can really get angry.

He crept up to Luo Xiaofei and whispered, "Brother, I know who you are. You're from the Ping'an Gou headquarters, right? I'm from Jiweilou. We're brother companies, so please be lenient with me."

Luo Xiaofei was unyielding and decisively shook his head, "No way."

The chubby girl lowered her voice further and whispered, "Brother, when do you have a day off? I'll let you in on a little secret: the culinary master of Huadu is coming to Jiweilou next week for an exchange. This master chef is amazing; his Cantonese dim sum, especially his fresh meat mooncakes, is the best in the world. Do you want to know which day it is? Oh dear, I wonder if they'll let us in through the back door..."

"Swoosh~~" As Luo Xiaofei's Dao heart stirred, his index finger twitched. The scales of justice in his heart... didn't even hesitate for long before he spun away.

He secretly held up his thumb and little finger, making a six, and said, "You two, each do it three more times."

The chubby girl felt she had been cheated because she had fallen so quickly.

He gestured six with both hands, indicating "six times per person".

Luo Xiaofei shook his head, "No, no, that's too much."

After some haggling, the deal was finalized in ten transactions.

"Friday," the chubby girl said softly, then returned to the line with a smug look, gesturing towards Miao Xinlei, "Go scrub some mud."

Miao Xinlei knew from this scene that they were using connections, so he promptly squatted down to dig mud and roll it into balls.

The chubby girl realized that giving the opportunity to Miao Xinlei would be a waste, so she decided to take all ten opportunities she had gained in exchange.

The chubby girl pulled back her slingshot and fired ten shots in a row, shooting down six piglets.

Miao Xinlei picked them up again and again, giving a thumbs up, "Great idea! Let's pool our resources and guess together; we're sure to get one right."

"What are you waiting for? Run!" The chubby girl snatched six piglets from Miao Xinlei's hands, and together with the two she had knocked down earlier, she grabbed the eight piglets and ran away.

Luo Xiaofei froze for a moment, then quickly chased after him, shouting as he ran, "My pig! My pig!"

Miao Xinlei then realized that the chubby girl had come to buy goods. Anyway, there were still four crosses on the treasure map, and if he missed the pig doll, there would be nowhere to find it.

He immediately picked up his tripod and camera and ran after them.

The three of them chased each other.

The chubby girl isn't very strong and can't run fast.

Luo Xiaofei was just making a lot of noise, but he didn't really chase after them properly.

Only Miao Xinlei kept running blindly with his head down.

Miao Xinlei caught up with Luo Xiaofei in just a few steps. Luo Xiaofei simply stopped running and took out a lanyard from his pocket and stuffed it into Miao Xinlei's hand.

He waved his hand and reminded her, "Each level has a different task, and there are clues to complete each task. If you feel like you can't complete it, quickly switch to another one. The first one to find the treasure will receive a special prize..."

After saying that, he strolled back to his tree, moved a ladder, and put the "stolen" pig back on.

Miao Xinlei understood perfectly well that the pigs here were meant to be snatched away, just like the games at many interactive amusement parks where you could win tickets.

The chubby girl was quite satisfied; this guy was reliable and actually provided clues.
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The chubby girl took out the hanging rope that Luo Xiaofei had given her and hung all eight little pigs on her bag, making a long, jingling string. She felt like the coolest girl there that day.

The two agreed to divide the spoils outside, leaving the chubby girl to show off her part in the forest park.

We arrived at the next fork in the road, number four.

There's also an NPC here, a guy dressed in a pig mascot costume.

There's also a mud pit.

This time, Little Fatty and her friends weren't the first; another team of players came from the other side.

There were ten people in total.

As soon as the two met, the chubby girl immediately became the focus of attention; the eight different kinds of pig dolls on her bag were too eye-catching.

After asking around, they learned that the ten people came from Fork 5, and they all had red treasure maps.

When you hear that the person in the third cross is using a slingshot to shoot piglets, and that the piglets can even snatch the slingshots, you'll understand.

One of the girls was on the verge of tears, saying, "Why? Why is it that when we shake the big tree, the tree still curses us, saying we only grow flesh and not brains?"

"It's a tree, I mean a tree, 'This tree only grows intelligence, not flesh~'" someone corrected.

"What does a tree know? It's definitely making fun of us." The girl was still heartbroken and couldn't stand hearing this.

That's strange, what exactly is the fifth cross?
Forget it, let's worry about the immediate problem first.

Let's finish the task for the fourth cross first.

The two teams merged into one and arrived at the mud pool.

The NPC dressed in a pig costume introduces himself, "I'm your good friend, Mud Pig. This level is called 'Mud Pig Loves to Dance.' Would you like to challenge yourself and become a member of Mud Pig's team?"

Question marks were written on everyone's faces. Why this lousy name again? Who wants to be a mud pig?

Seeing that no one reacted.

The mud pig clapped its hands happily, "Great! It seems everyone is really eager to be a mud pig. Well then, I'll issue the challenge now. The challenge is simple: dance happily together in the mud puddle!"

Why are we playing in the mud again?
How can you tell everyone is happy?

The chubby girl couldn't help but start complaining in her mind again.

But despite the complaints, the tasks still need to be done.

The rules for this level are to put on long rain boots and a raincoat, go into the mud pit, and dance with the mud pigs. If you do all the moves correctly and dance well, you pass the level.

The rain boots were pinkish-white, with black pig trotters painted on the toes, and they covered the feet all the way up to the knees.

The raincoat was also long and wide, and it even had a hood.

The hat has big ears on both sides, two big nostrils painted on the brim, and a small tail at the back.

There were also goggles with black bean-shaped eyes, a mask with a pig's face painted with its tongue sticking out, and pink gloves.

They all look like pigs, and they're actually quite cute.

The chubby girl and a few other girls she recently met are already plotting how to "steal" all the equipment...

Under the command of the NPC.

Everyone waded into the muddy pond, one step at a time, and lined up in three rows and four columns, forming a fairly neat line.

The NPC stood at the very front, facing the crowd.

It's like doing calisthenics at school.

The music is ringing.

Why does that sound so familiar, little chubby girl?

When the lyrics appear, "The sun shines warmly on the hillside~~ The wind blows gently and the grass sways~~"

Haha, it really is "Bouncing Little Pig Song", the new single released by Cat Head.

They actually choreographed a dance to this song. It's like a square dance; the moves are pretty simple, anyone can learn them easily.

If it's on flat ground.

The problem is that this is a mud pit, a thin, slippery, mushy mess of mud.

The first few movements, twisting left and right, were fine.

When the time comes for "Bouncing and jumping in the sunshine! Bouncing and jumping without worries! Bouncing and jumping without sleeping in!"

It's really going to jump!

"Bouncing~~", "Pia~~pia~~"

"Jump~~", "Pia~~Pia~~"

"Ah~~~" Mud splattered all over me.

"Splash~~", "Ah~~", everyone slipped and fell flat on their faces.

No wonder it's wrapped up so tightly.

Even the NPC himself slipped. As expected of an NPC, he couldn't stay still after slipping and darted into the crowd.

The chubby girl had just gotten up and hadn't even stood up properly when he bumped into her on the bottom again, like she was bowling.

The chubby girl was furious and grabbed a handful of mud, throwing it at them.

The NPC actually fought back.

He grabbed a handful of mud and smacked Miao Xinlei on the butt, knocking his little pig tail askew.

This is it, we're doomed.

Suddenly it turned into a mud fight, with mud flying everywhere and a group of people running around in the small mud pit, tripping and falling every few steps.

Fortunately, the mud here doesn't smell bad, and there are no stones or grass roots inside when you squeeze it; it feels quite nice to the touch.

Once you let go of your psychological reservations, it feels so good to grab a handful and smash someone with it.

In no time at all, they all turned into mud pigs...

After a long little interlude.

Having suffered the most attacks and covered in mud, the NPC finally stood in front again, panting as he put the music back on.

I'll teach everyone to dance again.

The chubby girl and her friends, panting heavily, re-formed themselves into a crooked, haphazard line.

Then... I saw that every time the NPC made a move, he would throw mud out.

"Hahahaha~~" They were laughing so hard, that another bunch of them fell over...

In short, the two chubby girls learned quite quickly, and after lowering their standards time and time again, they finally completed this incredibly chaotic task.

Others had a low threshold for laughter, focusing only on the fun and slapping, and never quite learned the trick, so they simply gave up and ran off to the third X to snatch the little pig.

I also took a set of equipment with me.

The NPCs were kind enough to use hoses to clean everyone up and even provided plastic bags to pack up the stolen equipment.
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Following the clues given by the NPC, Little Fatty and Miao Xinlei walked through the forest all the way to the lake.

They were looking for a mysterious creature with two dark circles under its eyes by the lake.

Mysterious creature? What else could it be with those two dark circles under its eyes? A panda, of course.

"Pandas by the lake, pandas by the lake..." Miao Xinlei searched along the lakeside, muttering to himself.

Instead of finding pandas, we saw a row of small wooden houses.

This is a charging station; there's free water and bread to replenish your energy.

Most importantly, there is also a storage area.

They were able to store all the things they "snatched".

A large number of people have already gathered here, all carrying large and small bags; they've all made quite a haul.

Some even had the same little pig accessory as the chubby girl hanging on their backpacks.

In the past, after asking around, people guessed the breed of pig, and the NPC gave it to you after you won.

The chubby girl and Miao Xinlei immediately gave each other admiring looks, "So amazing! I'm so envious!"

Actually, they were envious of the chubby girl; they hadn't managed to get the pig-shaped raincoat.

Then I saw a girl walking by wearing a pig bracelet on her wrist. The little pigs were strung together and had bells on them, which jingled when she swung her wrist.

I rushed over and asked what was going on, and found out that the girl had gotten a green treasure map. One of the tasks was to climb a wall, which is rock climbing. The wall was really bad. Some of the bricks would squeal like pigs and scare people, and some would fart.

Poor girl, she was scared and farted the whole way, and the reward she finally got after passing the level was this bracelet. She's so happy, it's really pretty.

Then I saw a man wearing a pig's head hat. His game was hide-and-seek, and he was "stealing" the hat from the heads of NPCs...

Each game on each route is different, and there are games to "grab" in every location.

I really want to try them all.

"Cathead, really, why make such a big deal out of a temporary event!"

The chubby girl started rambling on and on.

After resting enough, Little Fatty and Miao Xinlei left the charging station and continued their search for pandas along the East Lake.

"Where is it? There's no map this time, and the lake is so big, it'll take forever to find it..."

The two complained, their four eyes wide open as they strained to see.

We didn't see a single panda hair along the way.

However, the lake view is still quite nice. Willows line the shore, their long branches swaying in the wind, some so long they touch the surface of the lake, creating ripples.

The lake water was emerald green, rippling with waves.

There are many water birds in the lake: egrets, herons, mallards, brown ducks, black ducks with pointed beaks, small birds with white bellies, small birds with blue feathers, and small birds with two tufts of feathers sticking up on their heads.

There are also a few Night Masters.

Miao Xinlei turned into a curious child again, finding everything new and interesting. He had never seen so many birds in the water before.

But where are the pandas?
I passed by a viewing platform with a statue in the middle.

"It's a pig again." Miao Xinlei glanced at it casually and then looked away. He saw a patch of lotus flowers in front of him, and a toad was perched on a lotus leaf.

"Wait, a pig?" The chubby girl suddenly turned around, took a closer look at the pig, and pulled Miao Xinlei along as they ran.

Reaching the statue, the chubby girl pulled out a clue paper and pointed to the pig, saying, "It says it's a mysterious creature with two black circles under its eyes, but it doesn't mention a panda. This pig also has two black circles under its eyes!"

"Isn't this a scam? It's misleading. Pigs don't have dark circles under their eyes. What kind of pig is this? A panda pig?" Miao Xinlei noticed it too and complained sweetly.

This is a big, fat pig, the kind that's 1:1 scale. It's all pinkish-white, with a round belly, a round head, short legs, and a little tail curled up behind its rear end.

He may be fat, but he doesn't look obese. He sits on the platform with his head held high, looking down at people with a rather arrogant expression.

What's most unusual is that it has two big dark circles under its eyes.

"Never mind that, let's find clues quickly," the chubby girl reminded her, and started searching around the pig.

See if there are any written instructions, pictures, or even just symbolic reminders.

After searching around, they found nothing.

It's just a naked pig.

Is this really the place? There aren't any NPCs here.

The chubby girl couldn't help but have some doubts.

Miao Xinlei also searched around but found nothing, so he casually patted the pig's head.

The pig spoke...

(End of this chapter)