Can you be called a rich man if you don’t indulge yourself?

Chapter 135: Isn’t it easy to be licked?
"Delicious, right? Let me tell you, the morning tea in Guangzhou is absolutely the best! This [Dian Du De] is the best among all the best!
Many internet celebrities have come to check in. I rent a house in Huadu District and came here specially today. You are lucky, otherwise you would have to queue for an hour to eat here. "

Gu Heng looked at Li Haibin's smug expression and did not comment much.
Recently, he has been eating dishes made by famous Cantonese chefs, and the taste is much better than that of this [Dian Du De].
A very simple, realistic question
The so-called ceiling, no matter what it is, is not something that ordinary people can enjoy.
It's also because my mouth has been spoiled.
So when Gu Heng eats these delicacies that ordinary people have to queue up to enjoy, it actually feels just so-so.
But Gu Heng did not jump out to belittle the breakfast tea of ​​[Dian Du De] and then say that the ones he had eaten before were much better than this one. Instead, he smiled and agreed with Li Haibin.
Although Gu Heng likes to show off, he has brains.

Only a brainless person would elevate himself by belittling others, especially when the person he is facing is his childhood friend.

After sucking the last chicken claw clean, he burped, threw the chicken bone at his feet without any moral integrity, and glanced at him: "How much did it cost?"

“More than 600.”

When Li Haibin thought of the price, his enjoyment disappeared instantly, and he turned into a look of pain.
He has worked in the factory for several years, and now his monthly salary is only 7,000 to 8,000 yuan. A breakfast is equivalent to eating up two or three days' salary.
Gu Heng knew that with his financial ability, it was normal for him to feel pain after spending more than 600 yuan on a breakfast. 600 yuan does not seem to be a lot of money, but it depends on where the money comes from.

Some people can earn 600 a day sitting in an air-conditioned office, while others can only earn 600 yuan while working under the scorching sun at a construction site until they are almost sunburned.

They are all 600 yuan
But the importance of these 600 yuan in the eyes of the parties involved is very different.
Although Li Haibin didn't work as hard as moving bricks on a construction site, he was not much better than screwing screws in a factory. It's normal for people to spend lavishly during the Chinese New Year, but 600 yuan is not a small amount of money.
I also came from Maluo, so I understand Li Haibin very well. I rolled my eyes and said, "Okay, put away your dead money. It's my treat. I'll supply you later!"

Li Haibin was not hypocritical. Although he had no intention of letting Gu Heng pay for it, he still smiled and said, "Thank you, godfather. You are so generous!"

Wang Lulu, who had already stood up, felt sick at the sight of Li Haibin's smirk and couldn't help but say in disgust: "Li Haibin, can you stop being such a loser? It's just over 600 yuan, is it that costing you so much?"

"ah?."

After hearing Wang Lulu's words, Li Haibin felt a little embarrassed, but he still smiled at her without refuting.
Seeing him like this, Gu Heng couldn't help but frown.
This woman has the words "disgust, disgust, and contempt" almost written all over her face. Is Li Haibin really stupid or just pretending to be stupid? How can he continue to lick her?
Did this Wang Lulu ever block a bullet for him?
Even if you are kidnapped, you have to blink.
"Okay, let's go after we finish eating. I've also booked a photographer to take photos of me and my sisters at Happy Valley. It costs 300 yuan an hour. What if I'm late?"

Hearing Wang Lulu say 300 yuan an hour, Li Haibin's heart trembled. He knew very well that Wang Lulu said the price just to let him pay. 300 yuan an hour, but Wang Lulu and her bestie, a total of 4 people, one hour is definitely not enough.
Even if one person works for one hour, that's 1200
He hasn't even reached Shenzhen yet, but he has already spent nearly 2000 yuan. He is a little doubtful whether his 3 yuan can last him for three days.
But soon, Li Haibin began to brainwash himself with the dog-licking method, telling himself that the money he spent now was a bullet shot at Wang Lulu's heart, and sooner or later Wang Lulu would be completely moved by him. Spending some money for love is nothing.
As soon as he thought of this, he felt better and regained his silly smile: "Okay, let's go."

After that, he turned to Gu Heng and asked, "Hengzi, did you drive here?"

Gu Heng nodded upon hearing this.

"There are only seven of us now, and we have three cars, so why don't we just drive two?

"How about you not drive your car there, Xiaohua? You can save some gas and tolls. Isn't it better to drive Hengzi's Bentley than your Civic?"

Song Hua had no objection, and it would save him the trouble of driving. Just as he nodded and was about to agree, he heard Gu Heng say, "Let's drive three cars. I drive a two-seater car, and it's too crowded for the five of you to sit in one car."

Hearing what Gu Heng said, Li Haibin stared at Gu Heng with wide eyes: "What's the matter? Did you change the car? Two-seater, don't tell me you changed it to a sports car!"

"No change."

"Then why did it suddenly become a two-seater?"

Shrugging his shoulders, Gu Heng said casually, "I'll probably be in Yangcheng for a while, and it's inconvenient without transportation, so I bought another one."

"???"

A black question mark rose directly above Li Haibin’s head.

What the hell is this? If you don't have a car for a while, you have to buy one?
Not only Li Haibin, Song Hua, Wang Lulu and others also looked at Gu Heng after hearing this.
Li Haibin stared at Gu Heng, interrogating him: "What car did you buy?"

Gu Heng simply threw the car keys on the table without saying anything more.

Li Haibin took the car key and took a look at the car key with the big B logo in his hand. His eyes were red with anger, but he couldn't say a word. He could only stare at Gu Heng's face and take a deep breath: "Tell me, this is actually fake, right? You bought a lighter on purpose to tease Xiaohua and me, right?"

Song Hua didn't see the car keys clearly, but when he saw Li Haibin's crazy look, he leaned over.
When he saw the car key with the Bugatti logo in Li Haibin's hand, his eyes widened even wider than Li Haibin's.

"Fuck! Brother Heng, is this true or not?!!"

Gu Heng looked at the two of them and the corners of his mouth rose at the same time.

It is always more interesting to act cool in front of acquaintances than in front of strangers. It was worth laying the groundwork for so long. The reactions of these two guys did not disappoint me. I immediately took out cigarettes from my pocket and threw one to each of them: "Do you think I would come all the way here to tease you after I have eaten all day?"

"Holy shit, shit, shit!"

Song Hua had a million words to say, but when the words came to his lips, there was no other word except "Fuck".
Wang Lulu frowned as she looked at Li Haibin and Song Hua's surprised expressions. She couldn't help but leaned over to look at the black car key, but after looking at it for a long time, she still couldn't recognize it.
In her opinion, Mercedes-Benz, BMW and Porsche are already luxury cars.
Her ex-boyfriend drove a Mercedes-Benz C200.

However, looking at the appearance of Li Haibin and Song Hua, Wang Lulu couldn't help asking, "What kind of car is this? Look at this car key, it looks even rubbish than my ex-boyfriend's Mercedes-Benz key. What's so exciting about it? Are you pretending to be poor for us to see?"

To be honest, Bugatti's car key is really not worthy of the brand's style.
If the big B logo wasn't placed in the center of the key, people would believe it was an electric car key.
For a woman like Wang Lulu who has never seen many luxury cars in her life, it is normal that she doesn't recognize them.
Listening to Wang Lulu's tone that was still superior and contemptuous, Gu Heng just smiled and did not respond.
I ignored her before only because of Li Haibin, and I didn't want to make things difficult for Li Haibin. As for not responding now, it's just because I feel sorry for her, a poor woman with low cognition who still lives in her own world.
Song Hua had long disliked Wang Lulu. She had already been very unhappy with her previous sarcasm towards Li Haibin, but all of this was Li Haibin's own choice, and Song Hua couldn't say anything. If he really pointed at Wang Lulu's nose and scolded her, it might even affect his relationship with Li Haibin.

But when she heard her say that Gu Heng was pretending to be poor, she couldn't help herself.

He turned around and said to her, "Shut up. You only know Mercedes-Benz. Didn't you just date a boyfriend who drove a Mercedes-Benz? You are so awesome, but you don't know Bugatti?

That’s right, how could a girl who went to work in a factory after graduating from junior high school know about Bugatti?
He can sleep for free for a few months by driving a Mercedes C-Class, and then kick it at will. It would be strange if he knew Bugatti. "

Song Hua's series of personal attacks made Wang Lulu stunned
If Song Hua had just scolded her a few times, she might not have thought anything of it, but what was the sentence he said?

Lies don't hurt.

The truth is the sharpest knife.

Every word Song Hua said was like stabbing a knife into Wang Lulu's heart.
She did go to work in a factory before she graduated from junior high school, so the term "factory girl" has always been a sore spot for her. Even if she saw the term "factory girl" on the Internet, she would argue with people for half an hour.
It is precisely because of this inferiority complex that she wants to get out of this level.
But she is not good-looking and has no education. Even if she is determined to be a gold digger, no rich man will look at her. She can only feel superior to ordinary people like Li Haibin and make some money.
The most painful thing for a woman is not being called a gold digger.

The most painful thing is wanting to be a gold digger but not being qualified
So the thing she was most proud of was having a boyfriend who was rich and drove a Mercedes-Benz, which she once showed off to her besties.
Even if she was finally tired of being played by others and dumped, she still comforted herself that after all, she had dated a rich man and would definitely find a richer one in the future. It was precisely because of this idea that she openly despised losers like Li Haibin.
But when Song Hua completely undid her fig leaf, Wang Lulu exploded with a strong sense of shame. She pointed at Song Hua's nose and shouted sharply: "Song Hua, you are just a loser who screws in the factory. What qualifications do you have to criticize me?"

The law of quarrel.

When one person gets anxious, the other person will definitely calm down.

Song Hua vividly interpreted this state and shrugged: "I didn't say I'm not a loser, I am a loser.

No matter how loser I am, I know what a Bugatti is.

Do you think the Mercedes C200 is a luxury car? Who can afford a 30 yuan car these days? Only factory girls like you think you are awesome, and then shamelessly offer yourself to be fucked by others, and after being fucked, you still think you have made a profit and hooked up with a rich man. "

As Song Hua's words became more and more outrageous, Li Haibin's face changed and he said coldly, "Song Hua! Apologize to Lulu!"

It can be seen that he was really angry. He didn't even call her Xiaohua, but called her by her full name.

However, Song Hua's temper also rose at this time, and because of Gu Heng's presence, he no longer indulged Li Haibin, and pointed directly at his nose and said: "Apologize? Fuck you! Li Haibin, you are a complete idiot! Calling you an idiot is an insult to the word.

Even an idiot can see that this woman is playing a trick on you. You are the only one who treats a slut who has been played with by others as a treasure!
Think about it yourself, how much money have you spent on her in the past two years? I know that it's more than 100,000 yuan! You are just a worker who screws in a factory, do you really think you are a rich second generation? Huh?!
When you spent so much money on this piece of shit, did you ever think about your parents who are in their 50s or 60s and still have to stick their butts out to plant rice in the fields? Did you spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on your parents, you idiot!
If you are in love with her, I won't say anything. Is she your girlfriend? If you don't believe me, ask her, Wang Lulu, has she ever thought about being with you? Even a fool can see it, but you are just deceiving yourself!"

As an online celebrity store.
There are many people at the Dude breakfast shop
Suddenly, this scene made everyone look over, and many people have already started to open TikTok to record other people's beautiful lives.
The series of questions made Li Haibin stunned.
Song Hua was still not satisfied, and continued, "Can't you even deceive yourself anymore? You deserve to be deceived like a licker!"

Gu Heng looked at Song Hua who was continuously producing and couldn't help but give him a thumbs up in his heart.
This damage output is off the charts.
Li Haibin glanced at Song Hua, then ignored everyone's gaze and looked at Wang Lulu. After hesitating for a while, he said, "Lulu, are you willing to be with me?" Gu Heng: "???"

Song Hua:"???"

Is this style changing too fast?
You were being scolded one moment and you started confessing your feelings the next?

Not only Gu Heng and Song Hua were confused, but even Wang Lulu was confused. Then she looked at Gu Heng and Song Hua again, and as if she had figured something out, that mean smile appeared at the corner of her mouth again.

"I was wondering how Song Hua dared to scold you, but it turns out he was targeting me?

Li Haibin, if I say you are a loser, then you are really a loser. If you want to be with me, you might as well spend some money to have a romantic confession ceremony. I can still consider it, but you play this trick on me? Several people are acting to blackmail me morally?

I still have the same attitude as before. If you transfer 10 to me, I will be with you immediately. If you transfer 68 to me as a betrothal gift, I will marry you directly!
If you transfer 10 yuan to me now and then break off relations with your two loser childhood friends, I will be with you. Do you dare?"

This time it's not just Gu Heng and Song Hua.
Even the other people in the morning tea shop felt their worldviews shattered when they heard Wang Lulu's words.
One grumpy old man directly said, "Is this a diamond embedded in the cunt?", which caused a burst of laughter.
Listening to the undisguised laughter around her, Wang Lulu's face turned red. She didn't refute, but just stared at Li Haibin's face.

"I think the money I've spent on you in the past two years should be enough to reach 10 yuan."

Hearing Li Haibin's timid tone, Wang Lulu said disdainfully: "Why? Do you think it's an installment payment?"

"What if I can't come up with 10?"

"Then don't even think about being with me for the rest of your life!"

Hearing Wang Lulu's resolute tone, Li Haibin suddenly became silent as if he had lost his soul.
"So you're saying you're with me because of the money?"

"What else? Otherwise, I'll just take advantage of your rural hukou and the fact that you can't afford a house in Yangcheng even if you screw for a lifetime? You don't think I'm a 17 or 18-year-old girl, do you? You think I should be with you just because I'm good to you? There are so many people who are good to me, Wang Lulu, so who are you?"

Seeing Wang Lulu's mouth like a serial gun, Gu Heng pulled Song Hua to his side and whispered, "Has this woman always been like this to Haibin?"

"Yeah, otherwise why would I call him an idiot?"

Hearing Song Hua's words, Gu Heng looked at Li Haibin again and shook his head helplessly.
People like Li Haibin are also very popular in the dog-licking world.
Other lickers have to coax the women and give them bones occasionally, otherwise they will get tired.
Li Haibin, on the other hand, was not treated as a spare tire at all. He was beaten and scolded, but he still rushed to lick her.
Just when Gu Heng didn't know how to comment, Li Haibin finally spoke: "Okay, then just pretend that I disturbed you before. I hope you will be happy without me."

As he said that, he pulled Gu Heng out of the store.
Gu Heng wanted to pretend that he didn't know Li Haibin, but he could only follow him out the door.
embarrassed!
How embarrassing!
This guy doesn't think he was very handsome just now, right?
I hope you will be happy.
What the hell is this non-mainstream guy?
Watching Li Haibin leave, Wang Lulu still looked disdainful and not worried at all.
She knows Li Haibin too well. As long as he doesn't find a girl prettier than himself, he will continue to be like a dog, available at will. But will any girl prettier than herself be attracted to him?
impossible!
Women have awakened!
Even I don't like Li Haibin, so are those girls who are prettier than me blind?

So, after a few days, if I soften my attitude a little, Li Haibin will still come to me. The only pity is that the plan of traveling to Shenzhen and Shenzhen is probably ruined.
When Li Haibin comes to lick me again, I must get the interest back.
【Dian Du De】As an online celebrity store, there are many customers every day
Gu Heng's Bugatti Divo was parked on the side of the road, surrounded by many young men and women taking pictures of the car.
If Gu Heng had seen this scene just now, he might have pretended to be cool, but looking at Li Haibin's heartbroken expression, he was no longer interested in pretending to be cool.
Li Haibin lit the one that Gu Heng had given him earlier and looked at Gu Heng and said slowly, "Was I very embarrassed just now?"

Gu Heng nodded.

Li Haibin: “.”

I thought Gu Heng would consider his own face and comfort me a little, but it was obvious that I was overthinking.
Gu Heng looked at his frustrated expression and couldn't help but shook his head in his heart.
Before, he had no intention of getting rich with his childhood friend. It was not because he was selfish, but because he did not want the relationship between them to be damaged because of money.
But obviously, I was wrong.
In today's society, money is too important.
In other words, if the system chooses Li Haibin, will Li Haibin still be a bootlicker?
Not to say 100%, but at least 99.9% of it won’t happen.

Although I can't help Li Haibin, Song Hua, and Li Feng like the system helped me, I can still pull them out of the quagmire at the bottom and make sure they don't live such a hard life.
Moreover, I already have a plan. If this plan is implemented smoothly, my social status should increase dramatically.

This plan, which is worth billions or even more, would be enough for these childhood friends of mine to live a life that ordinary people would envy even if just a little bit of it came out.

At this time, Song Hua also rushed out of the store. He saw the black Bugatti Divo parked not far away. He ran to Gu Heng and asked excitedly, "Brother Heng, is that black Bugatti your car?"

Li Haibin had just been scolded by Song Hua for so long. Although the relationship between men would not break down so easily, it would not heal so quickly. When he saw Song Hua, he turned his face away.

Gu Heng smiled and nodded.

"Cool! So cool! This wheel of yours is enough to buy me a car, right?"

"What did you say?!"

After hearing this, Gu Heng stared at Song Hua with a serious face.

"If I could scrape off some of the paint, I'd be able to buy you one."

Song Hua:"???"

Considering the price of Honda Civic is over 100,000 yuan, what Gu Heng said is not an exaggeration.
If the paint on my car is scratched, it may cost hundreds of thousands of dollars to fix it.
“How much does this Bugatti cost?”

"Four thousand seven."

"Take the young master?!"

Bugatti's cheapest supercar costs tens of millions of RMB.
Song Hua knew that the 4700 that Gu Heng mentioned was 4700 million, but this price directly broke his defense.
He would have to think for a long time if he had to spend 4,700 yuan on something, let alone 47 million yuan. However, he believed that Gu Heng would not lie to him. He just stared at the cool supercar not far away with envy.
"Okay, since we're not going to Shenzhen, let's go around Guangzhou. I've asked my secretary to book a hotel for me. You guys don't have to go back. I'll make the arrangements in the next few days. How do you think?"

Song Hua nodded excitedly upon hearing this.
He still remembers how Gu Heng had fun with them during the Chinese New Year.
But what is there to do in a small city like Qing'an?
He couldn't even imagine how much fun Gu Heng would have when he took them to Yangcheng!
When the three of them walked to the black Bugatti Divo, several girls dressed as internet celebrities were surrounding the car and taking photos.
Gu Heng was smoking and waiting leisurely on the side.

After the last girl finished taking the photo, Gu Heng pressed the key in his pocket and the cool car door automatically rose up.

The girl taking the photo saw this scene and immediately knew that the owner of the car was coming
Seeing Gu Heng coming to the driver's seat, several Internet celebrities looked at each other and quickly walked over to Gu Heng and asked delicately, "Handsome guy, is this sports car yours?"

Gu Heng: “?”

Seeing Gu Heng's puzzled look, one of the Internet celebrity girls quickly said: "Handsome guy, don't get me wrong. This is the first time I've seen such a handsome sports car. I want to get to know you. A man who drives such a sports car must be very tasteful!"

Li Haibin looked at the fawning internet celebrities and couldn't help but feel envious.
This is the difference between people.
I spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to be a bootlicker but still couldn't get what I wanted, and was even despised by others.
Gu Heng did nothing but opened the car door, and several girls came up to chat with him.
And almost every one of these girls can beat Wang Lulu in terms of looks, which is the most infuriating thing.
Just when Li Haibin was feeling sad, Gu Heng's voice rang out: "Brother Bin, these young ladies praised you for your good taste."

Li Haibin: “???”

Li Haibin was stunned when he heard Gu Heng's words.
Even these internet celebrities didn't understand what Gu Heng meant.
"Excuse me, little sister. This car belongs to my elder brother. I just want to experience it. If you want to add my contact information, you can add me, Brother Bin. See? He's the handsome guy who's over 1.8 meters tall."

Although Li Haibin is not very good-looking, his height is a few centimeters taller than Gu Heng, who is 1.8 meters tall.
In the south where the average height is generally lower, it is still quite competitive.
After hearing what Gu Heng said, several Internet celebrities did not doubt it and walked directly to Li Haibin and asked for his contact information.
Even if Li Haibin was stupid, he realized that Gu Heng was helping him. While dealing with these internet celebrities awkwardly, he secretly looked at Gu Heng with gratitude.
Gu Heng leaned against the car door, smoking a cigarette, and smiled at this scene.
The quarrel between Li Haibin and Wang Lulu just now was only a temporary solution.
Maybe in a few days, when I get excited, I will go back to lick it again.
The fundamental solution is to make him give up his bad habit of licking the dog.

How can I change it?

Very simple.

Let him enjoy the feeling of being licked a few more times, and naturally he will not want to be a licker anymore.

Gu Heng didn’t understand other things, but he knew everything about being licked.

It’s nothing more than spending money!

(End of this chapter)