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Chapter 1085 Head Shaving

Humans are truly a strange creature.

Take the issue of shaving one's head and changing one's clothes, for example.

In the early Qing Dynasty, the shaving order, which stipulated "keep your head, lose your hair; keep your hair, lose your head," was met with considerable opposition from the Han Chinese.

It has also led to countless bloodshed incidents.

First and foremost, it must be concluded historically that the hair-shaving edict was an act of tyranny, and there is no doubt about that.

In the first year of the Shunzhi Emperor's reign, when the Manchus entered the Central Plains, Dorgon issued the shaving order.

The purpose is to destroy the external cultural foundation of your Han ethnicity.

From this day forward, you are our Manchu slaves!
However, it has met with too much opposition.

At that time, the Manchu Qing dynasty had just entered the Central Plains and its regime was unstable, so the project was temporarily shelved.

In an effort to appease the public, they even publicly abolished the order.

They put on a hypocritical attitude, as if to say, "I'm here to join this family, not to destroy it."

The following year, the Qing army occupied Jiangnan. Seeing that the situation was settled, Dorgon stopped pretending.

Not only was the shaving order reinstated, but a new order requiring different clothing was also added.

The notice orders that wherever this notice reaches, everyone must shave their heads and change their clothes within ten days, or face execution!

After establishing the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Yuanzhang banned the "Three Barbarians" – namely, barbarian clothing, barbarian language, and barbarian surnames – in order to completely eliminate the ruling foundation of the Yuan Dynasty, a minority ethnic group.

In less than 300 years, they were all replaced with three-stringed bowed instruments.

Therefore, dramas like "The Secret History of Xiaozhuang," which whitewash Dorgon's character with his queue (braid), just feel awkward no matter how you look at them.

I'm watching a blood-soaked butcher talking about love.
However, the actresses in this show, from Ning Jing to Hu Jing to Shu Chang, all have quite a striking appearance...

That was mainly due to the women's own appearance, rather than the Manchu clothing.

To be honest, your ethnic minority attire, whether it's the hairstyle or the clothing, is not only beautiful, but also...

Does a rat-tail robe with embroidered patches depicting "beasts" look good?
The Chinese themselves don't have the final say, and foreigners who see this "pig's tail" all make fun of it, thinking that the Chinese are neither male nor female.

Of course, they wear permed wigs themselves, making them neither male nor female.

But it never looks good.

Like the chonmage hairstyle in Japan, the 'money-tail' hairstyle is extremely ugly, but through years of promotion in film and television, it has been transformed into a "cultural tradition."

Zhang Yuan despised the Manchu queue (braid).

The only time he felt he looked cool with a braid was when Ma Guocheng flicked it before going into lane...

But it was only after shedding countless drops of blood that he was forced to shave his head.

From the early Qing Dynasty to the late Qing Dynasty, it was less than 300 years.

The Chinese people, who would rather die than shave their heads back then, are now crying and shouting that they cannot shave their queues.

That's the strange thing about people. They've been unwilling for years, but now they're crying and begging, and it still doesn't work.

They kept their queue for less than 300 years and then treated this pig's tail as a family heirloom.

Moreover, according to Zhang Yuan's observation, there are quite a few people in the entertainment industry who still haven't cut their braids and still harbor the mentality of keeping a money-grubbing hairstyle.

Anyway, he tries his best to avoid taking on roles in period dramas.

But there are exceptions, like today.

"A haircut?"

“Yes, after shaving it all off, it’ll be easier to put on a wig.” Chen Desheng called over the film crew’s makeup artist.

He then took out a stack of A4 paper with sketches of the actors' costumes drawn on it.

The three actors on set, Hu Jun, Nicholas Tse, and him, all had braided hairstyles.

However, it's a later version, not the earlier version with its thin and long rat tail.

It's a common scene in movies and TV dramas where a woman wears a moon gate and has a thick, long braid.

Because her early hairstyle was so shabby, it was like her mother opening the door for her to be shabby, and she was shabby all the way home.

If all Qing Dynasty dramas featured hairstyles that accurately reflected early styles, probably no one would want to watch them.

"The contract didn't mention shaving my head?" Zhang Yuan rubbed his brow helplessly. "The people who drafted the contract are so careless."

"Ah..." Director Chen froze upon hearing this.

Then he turned to look at Chen Kexin.

Is this guy trying to act like a big shot right from the start?

Chen Kexin gently shook his head; based on his understanding, the other party was not that kind of person.

"what happened?"

"It's nothing." This wasn't the first time Zhang Yuan had encountered something like this.

That's how it was back in the days of filming "Liancheng Jue".

He glanced at his makeup artist, the one who shaved his head for the first time in his life. This makeup artist had followed him all the way from the set of "Liancheng Jue" and shaved his head.

“I’m going to shave it, I’m even planning to shave my head bald.” Young Master Xie laughed and put his arm around his shoulder: “You’re not more concerned about your image than I am, are you?”

“First of all, you have a very clear understanding of yourself,” Zhang Yuan replied after hearing him say that.

"Secondly, I'm more handsome than you, so of course I have some reservations."

Nicholas Tse: ...

I can't beat them in a fight, it's heartbreaking.

"Director Chen, you need to inform us of this in advance," Zhang Yuan replied seriously.

"Because I have many more films to shoot later."

Hearing him say this, Hu Jun, who was standing next to him, also felt that this young man was trying to act like a big shot.

"If all else fails, you can wear a full-body hood, but the effect will be less than ideal." Chen Desheng glanced at Chen Kexin again, then took a step back.

"No, no, no, it's not just a little bit off, it's a lot off."

He only remembered it after the other person said that.

When Dan played this role in her previous life, she didn't shave her head and wore a full-body wig, which made her look very out of place, as her head looked much bigger.

Although she wasn't as ugly or strange as Zhao Wei in "Shaolin Soccer," she seemed very unprofessional compared to the other actors.

If you're going to be criticized by the audience for acting, it's better not to act at all.

Since you've taken on the role, you have to perform it well.

"Dandan, bring the notebook and the computer, let's check it out." Zhang Yuan told the director not to rush, he needed to check the schedule.

The bodyguard set up a folding chair for him, and he sat down to examine it carefully.

"And then..."

"If there's a sequel to 'Ip Man,' the character will have short hair."

"In Hollywood, Stallone asked me to do a cameo... I should be fine with being bald, it's a tough guy movie."

"There will definitely be a sequel after 'Fast & Furious,' and in that movie I'll have medium-length hair, so I can't be naked."

"But there's no rush, we have plenty of time."

"In Jiang Wen's film 'Let the Bullets Fly,' the worst part of my character was short hair parted to the side."

"There will be a sequel to 'Painted Skin,' but it's okay if he's bald in that movie, since he already wore a long wig..."

As the people around listened, they all muted their microphones.

Chen Desheng looked at Chen Kexin again, and both of them had nothing but helplessness in their eyes.

How to do?
People can easily count five or six movies just by looking at the list!

They're all movies.

And none of them were small-budget productions.

Two of them are going abroad.

Chen Desheng believed that after ten years of hard work, his film "Bodyguards and Assassins" was already quite remarkable.

High cost, grand scale.

But now that I've heard it all, compared to this, it doesn't seem so impressive after all...

If he really acts like a big shot and refuses to shave his head, I don't think I can really do anything about it.

And they have their reasons.

I had no choice but to put up with his diva-like behavior.

Jun Ge didn't dare to utter a sound.

My mother!

I also said that I wanted to act in dramatic roles, not action roles.

Forget it, let's just keep going with whatever show we have, otherwise this kid will steal it all!

He discovered that back in the "Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils" production team, he was the lead actor, while Zhang Yuan played the villain.

But a few years passed in the blink of an eye, and I ended up in this film crew.

He's the protagonist, and I've become the villain!

It truly feels like a lifetime ago.

Hearing about those movies he just mentioned makes me really crave them.

Each one has a name and a story.

At the same time, it's something I can't reach.

Brother Jun is starting to regret it.

What is there to regret?

Back then, at the beginning of the century, he made a choice.

Do you prefer TV series or movies?
He chose to focus on television dramas.

His idea was that every household should have a television, but people across the country only watch movies a few times a year.
How many cinemas and screens are there in the whole country?

He said it, and he did it; he did quite well.

But who knew that times would change so quickly!

A few years ago, when he said those words, a movie grossed over 100 million yuan, which was a sensational event that shook the entire industry!
But now it's commonplace.

Watching movies has become a common form of entertainment for ordinary people.

By the time Hu Jun realized this, he found that he could no longer play the lead role in a movie.

His daylilies have already lost their freshness.

So how could one not be envious when hearing Zhang Yuan recite the names of the dishes?

I was so envious I almost drooled from the corners of my eyes.

After listening to him, he realized that the only thing he and this young man had in common now was the movie "Let the Bullets Fly".

Both of them are going to act.

But when I thought about it again, I felt something was wrong.

I was there for a cameo role.

He is an investor.

How to compare?
Let's not say that Qiao Feng of the North and Murong of the South are shoulder-to-shoulder.

I go……

Zhang Yuan didn't have time to deal with them; he was too busy with other things, and the most pressing matter was "Let the Bullets Fly".

No, I'll just have Jiang Wen prepare a hood for me.

Other scenes are fine, there's plenty of time.

The problem is not big.

Since I paid for "Let the Bullets Fly" anyway, it's fine.

"Okay, I don't think it's a big problem, go ahead and shave it." Zhang Yuan closed his notebook: "Business endorsements during this period are fine, just wear a hat if necessary."

Chen Kexin thought to herself that actors usually care a lot about commercial deals, afraid of offending the brand if they are even slightly inappropriate.

After all, this is the main source of income.

But he seemed indifferent. "I'll do it." Seeing that he agreed, Tingfeng excitedly raised his hand, thinking that the two of them would both become bald.

"Let me shave you."

"I think you have ulterior motives."

"You can shave me in a bit."

"That can."

This is called strategic deterrence.

"Come on, let's take some behind-the-scenes photos while we're at it," Chen Kexin chimed in.

"Then I'll take over the console," Hu Jun chimed in, joining in the fun.

"We'll shave yours first," everyone said, pointing at him.

"Why? Why not shave Tingfeng first?"

"You're such a big shot, aren't you?" Young Master Xie pressed him into a chair.

"Yes!" Jun Ge said through gritted teeth.

I can't out-act you, so I have to make up for it now?

Take the clippers and spread out the sheet.

Zhang Yuan obediently cooperated.

He hated period dramas with queues, but he was happy to wear one in this film.

Because the theme of this play is anti-imperialism and anti-feudalism.

I wear a queue not to act like a grandson or a slave, but to create a contrast through this identity and image.

Long braids, but in the end they turned back, this is called the awakening of the common people.

Every revolution requires the participation of ordinary people, such as peddlers and porters.

Half of the plot of the movie "Bodyguards and Assassins" depicts this type of person.

"Our makeup artist used to be a hairstylist. She'll also shave your beard so it'll be easier to apply makeup later."

"Put a hot towel on your face."

The makeup artist even prepared a razor and used a piece of cowhide to sharpen it.

He could no longer see when a hot towel was applied to his face.

So just lie flat and let them do whatever they want.

They're already filming behind-the-scenes footage, so he's bound to be silly; he's mentally prepared for it.

Nicholas Tse picked up the electric clippers, intending to play around with them for a bit before letting a professional do it.

But before he could make his move, someone crept up to him from the side.

"you……"

"Shh!" The man raised his index finger to his lips, then slyly took the clippers from Young Master Xie's hand.

Buzz, buzz...

Within minutes, someone removed the hot towel from his face.

"Okay."

He opened his eyes and saw a large makeup mirror in front of him, reflecting his new look.

It's all intact; the bangs and sideburns are still thick and black.

The problem is that he only has bangs, while his sideburns are thick and black.

We gave him a "Mediterranean" hairstyle!

With that hairstyle, if he changed into high-waisted gray trousers and a striped short-sleeved collared shirt, he would look at least like a deputy township head.

"You fucking..." Zhang Yuan knew it was definitely not good news.

He definitely needs a bald patch.

Unexpectedly, he was promoted to a higher position.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Just as I was about to utter a few curses, a silvery laugh came from behind me.

"Good, Bingbing did a good job shaving, you have the technique." Hu Jun carried the machine towards Fan Xiaopang, who had just finished doing something naughty.

That's her; she tiptoed over just now.

What do you call this hairstyle?

"I designed this especially for Mr. Zhang. It's called a poached egg, hehehe."

"Hahaha……"

The film set was filled with a cheerful atmosphere.

"What do you think of the hairstyle Miss Fan gave you?" Jun Ge turned the camera back to him.

Zhang Yuan glanced at Fan Bingbing helplessly.

Young Master Xie, I could beat you up with a wave of my hand, and I could kick you a few times without any problem.

But I can't hit Fan Bingbing.

Being reluctant to part is one thing, but to do it in front of the camera, wouldn't that look like flirting?
He had no choice but to swallow his words and change his tune.

"Great, it looks amazing!"

"Um, Director Chen, I'll refund your money. I'll withdraw."

"It's too late, even if you quit, your hair won't grow back." Young Master Xie laughed so hard he almost fell over, clapping his hands.

"Hurry up and deal with it for me."

He pushed aside the jeering crowd and pulled over the man who was actually getting a haircut.

A professional cleaned it up in no time.

After shaving with clippers, I used a razor to shave, which cleaned up my beard as well.

Zhang Yuan touched it all over; it felt nice.

"It feels nice to the touch." Young Master Xie also reached out and rubbed his head: "Your head is very round."

"It's perfect for using as a basketball racket."

"You can also kick it like a football."

You think the Tartars didn't do something like this in their early years when they wanted to shave their heads and change their clothes...? Zhang Yuan turned to look at Young Master Xie.

"now you."

Whoosh!
Nicholas Tse's short legs have never moved so fast in his life!
Everyone's seen "Tom and Jerry," right?

His feet slipped when he ran out, and he had to tumble around in place several times before he found some traction.

Even after a "burnout start," his legs left afterimages.

But after running only ten or twenty meters, he felt a black wind suddenly appear in front of him!
Then, my body felt light, and both my legs lifted off the ground.

Zhang Yuan arrived first despite being late, and carried it back directly.

He was pinned to the chair, a cloth was tied around his neck, and his head was turned upright—all in one smooth motion.

Xie Tingfeng was completely bewildered until he heard the buzzing sound of the electric clippers.

"Instant teleportation?"

The difference in our abilities is just too great.

Is this why my Wing Chun isn't as famous as his?
It happened so fast.

They were so happy laughing at me just now, now it's my turn!
"Don't move!"

"I'm heavy-handed, I'll cut off half of your ear in a bit," Zhang Yuan said with a sly smile, trying to scare you.

He had managed to acquire some beauty and hairdressing attributes, though not many, but enough to deal with short men's haircuts.

Let's get started!

It took him a little longer, about six or seven minutes.

Because his work is quite meticulous.

"Done!" Zhang Yuan clapped his hands.

"Hahahaha..." Fan Xiaopang laughed even harder, his chest shaking.

"What kind of look is this?" Young Master Xie was stunned when he took the mirror.

Originally, it was a 3/7 split, a cool and aloof look.

Nicholas Tse has had the same hairstyle for many years since his debut.

Now Zhang Yuan is giving him a new look.

What exactly will it look like?
In stark contrast to what he had just done, all four sides were shaved clean.

Only the top part remains.

Logically speaking, it should resemble the bowl cut hairstyle of American soldiers.

But this bowl cut hairstyle has a unique design.

Specifically, it was Guo Gaitou.

Zhang Yuan shaved the little hair on the top of his head into a heart shape.

Nicholas Tse now looks just like Guo Degang.

This look might be okay on a chubby person, but for a thin person like Xie Gongzi, it would look incredibly ugly.

Like a bald monkey.

Fan Bingbing laughed so hard she almost choked.

"You, your cooking skills are better than mine, hahaha."

“You can already perform crosstalk now.” Hu Jun patted him on the shoulder.

Zhang Yuan shook his head.

He's got the mouth to perform crosstalk... he even has trouble reciting his lines.

After all the fuss, they shaved it clean, just like before.

As a result, he, Zhang Yuan, and Hu Jun all became bald.

Fan Bingbing asked her assistant to bring a camera so that the three of them could take a group photo.

They even asked him how it felt to have his head shaved.

"It's refreshing." Zhang Yuan patted his bald head.

A bald head looks better than a receding hairline; that bald patch was much uglier.

Indeed, a man can grow old, but he cannot become fat or bald.

Getting involved with these two things will ruin your life.

And just as Young Master Xie said, he also felt that his head was very round and felt good to the touch.

Perhaps it's because they've taken a lot of Liu Qianqian's good looks.

Her head shape is particularly good, both round and three-dimensional.

Fan Bingbing has repeatedly expressed her envy of those with round heads.

Because both she and Cheng Hao, girls from Shandong, have flat heads, and that's the local custom—they have to flatten the children's heads.

A flat head makes the face appear rounder, and both of them do indeed have this facial feature.

However, a round face also has its advantages, making one appear more wealthy and elegant.

A woman with an overly pointed mouth and monkey-like face appears mean and petty.

Zhang Yuan glanced at Young Master Xie beside him, raised his hand to pat his head, and compared their appearances.

Yeah, mine is definitely more fun...

hiss!
But as he touched it, Zhang Yuan suddenly looked doubtful.

Because he discovered something was wrong... (End of Chapter)

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