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Chapter 1127 Big Guy

There was a click.

Zhang Yuan, who had just reunited with Sylvester Stallone, discovered a large hand on his shoulder.

If Stallone's hand were compared to a shoe, it would be at least a size 45. Now, this hand is probably Yao Ming's shoe.

That's all the size!

And Stallone is good enough.

The last time they met, the older brother was dressed smartly in long sleeves, not short sleeves and shorts, so Zhang Yuan didn't see him clearly.

But today he was wearing a short-sleeved costume because they were filming.

So most of his arm was exposed.

Zhang Yuan saw it clearly when he hugged him and patted his shoulder.

how to say.

In Beijing slang, it looks disgusting.

It's that kind of physical discomfort that gives you goosebumps.

It wasn't that I was frightened by the size of his arms, or that I was scared by his muscles.

It was the blue veins on his arms!

Densely packed, with intertwined roots.

Without any effort, the paths crisscross and intertwine.

It looks really scary.

You can tell at a glance that he's been masturbating for at least several decades.

Weightlifting.

Therefore, excessive exercise is not only unattractive, but can also make you look ugly.

Anyway, Zhang Yuan didn't think most girls would like an older guy with bulging veins all over his body.

I guess only female nurses like it because it's convenient for giving injections.

But this is still Sylvester Stallone.

When Zhang Yuan felt an arm placed on his shoulder, he turned around.

Oops! ! !
That arm is even more impressive!

It's more than a size thicker than Sylvester Stallone's, and the veins are even more frightening.

Sylvester Stallone's upper arm is as thick as Zhang Yuan's thigh.

This man's forearm was as thick as his calf.

It looks like a giant hand with a tree stump attached to the back.

If you smear this stuff on your face... it'll be all over the place.

The worst part is that this big-armed acquaintance spoke in a deep, gruff voice, and immediately said, "I heard you're very arrogant."

Zhang Yuan did want to go back.

My surname is Zhang, the Zhang of arrogance.

But when he saw the arm, he swallowed his words.

It was absolutely not out of coercion, but simply out of respect for our foreign friends.

Yes, that's how we'll say it from now on...

Zhang Yuan slowly turned his head.

Then a figure as tall as an iron tower came into view.

With a large head, a double-door-like figure, and wearing a pair of black sunglasses, he exudes an aloof and icy demeanor.

"Arno, you look really cool."

Seeing this, Stallone patted his older brother on the shoulder.

Who else could it be but "Terminator"?

"Hahahaha..." The guy took off his sunglasses, grinned, and greeted Stallone.

The two even shook hands.

It wasn't a normal grip; it was quite a struggle.

When these two really put their strength into it, oh my god...

Zhang Yuan was horrified by the sight of the two bulging muscles in the arms and wanted to cover his eyes.

This isn't a diffuse release of male hormones; it's a direct outflow of them.

Although it looked scary, Zhang Yuan also had his own thoughts.

I prefer these big, muscular arms and rugged men to pretty boys.

But preferences and values ​​are things that no one can define or force.

As the saying goes, everyone has their own preferences.

What's truly frightening is when someone deliberately misleads you with ulterior motives.

"Arnold, your strength has diminished." Stallone said proudly, pursing his lips after releasing his grip.

"Looks like the state legislature didn't install a gym in your office."

Men, when they get old, are just like children.

When they meet, they immediately start by teasing and criticizing each other.

Chenlong and Li Lianjie always get excited when they meet.

Stallone jokingly mocked the other person for neglecting his training by getting involved in politics.

It also makes them appear powerful and strong.

After all, they were once "old rivals" and formidable competitors in the action film market.

“Ha, I spend all my energy exercising my mind,” Schwarzenegger replied.

"Dude, you should use your brain more; it can help prevent Alzheimer's."

Schwarzenegger stood his ground, even mocking the other man for being brainless and old.

"Hahahaha..." Then the two of them burst into laughter.

They looked like a group of close friends meeting up.

Schwarzenegger made a cameo appearance.

This man hasn't acted in a long time since he became the governor of California.

At most, he'll make cameo appearances in some necessary projects, such as Terminator Salvation.

There are very few people in all of Hollywood who can get him to come, and Stallone is one of them.

This time, they were evenly matched.

Only when there is equal strength and mutual recognition can people truly appreciate each other.

Moreover, these two are truly best friends who are always at odds with each other.

The main victim is Schwarzenegger.

In his early years, he acted in a movie called "Queen's Sword".

The female lead in the film is a blonde beauty.

She was a pale gold, almost silvery-gold, tall and slender, with a touch of masculinity in her eyes and brows—a style that was both gentle and strong.

She's the kind of woman whose "mountain of a big shot" you can tell at a glance.

Why are fitness instructors so prone to NTR (Netorare, a form of sexual misconduct) and infidelity?

Because exercising stimulates hormone secretion, which intensifies desire.

When it comes to fitness and bodybuilding, Schwarzenegger was once a king.

With such a beautiful woman by his side, how could he possibly resist?
They got one very quickly.

A big shot's ride, right? Schwarzenegger is a big shot, isn't he?

This woman is happy to do so; there are benefits to being with a powerful man.

The problem is that Schwarzenegger isn't single; he has a girlfriend, and they've been dating for many years.

His affair with the female lead was quickly reported by the media.

Schwarzenegger couldn't explain it to his girlfriend.

At this point, there are only two choices.

Trade in the old for the new, or stick with one thing forever.

Schwarzenegger chose to stick with one path.

It's not that he's particularly devoted or nostalgic.

His girlfriend, who later became his wife and then his ex-wife Maria, was no ordinary person.

She is Kennedy's niece.

It's Melody, the Kennedy with the wildly imaginative mind.

How do you think Schwarzenegger, an actor who started out as a bodybuilder, became governor?
Without the resources of the Kennedy family, he would have had a hard time becoming mayor.

Schwarzenegger had planned this all along; why would he give up his girlfriend?

But this blonde beauty is also clingy; the key is that she's after Arnold's fame and wealth.

This is when the cunning nature of a politician is revealed.

By this time, he and Stallone had already met and were getting along quite well.

So he went to Stallone and said he'd met a girl, a great one, you know what I mean.

Stallone was also smitten upon seeing him.

I've got this!

Schwarzenegger simply passed the buck and distanced himself from the situation.

Stallone later divorced his wife for this woman.

Later, when he divorced this woman, he was given a large sum of money in his share.

It was all Schwarzenegger's fault, that scoundrel.

And the governor not only got rid of a burden as a result, but also eventually married Maria.

Stallone's career in the film industry suffered for a while due to women and domestic issues.

Meanwhile, the governor was catching up rapidly and making great strides.

A clever move that brought success in both career and love.

Stallone later realized what was going on and understood the implications.

Following suit, he introduced the woman to Tony Scott, the director of Top Gun.

Ultimately, he managed to extricate himself from the predicament.

But he had already suffered a great loss, and for the sake of his reputation, he still had to say that he and this girl were truly in love.

I can't exactly say I was scammed, can I?
They were still fooled by Arnold.

So these two are not only bad friends, but also like-minded people.

Such things happen all the time in the entertainment industry, and quite often in China as well.

Film fans all over the world will ask the same question.

That is, between Schwarzenegger and Stallone, who is more famous and who better represents action movies?

From the perspective of the film and television industry, the two are evenly matched.

But from a life perspective, Arnold, who served as governor, is clearly superior.

Moreover, if he hadn't been born in Austria, and if it weren't for the mandatory requirement for North American presidential candidates to be of their native country.

Otherwise, even becoming governor might not be the end of his political career.

This person is really smart.

"Hello, Mr. Arnold," Zhang Yuan greeted him.

Regardless of the other party's attitude, proceed with caution first. "Arnold, do you know him?" Stallone, who had also heard his words, pointed at Zhang Yuan and asked.

“Yes, I’ve heard of him.” Schwarzenegger took a cigar out of his pocket and lit it.

After exhaling a large breath of stale air, T800 finally spoke again.

"I heard from Fan that you got into a fight with him on set?"

Oh... now Zhang Yuan understands.

It turns out it was Vin Diesel who snitched.

Because in his early years, when Old Fan first started out, he worked as an assistant to Arnold and as a stunt double on film sets.

Before filming "Fast & Furious 4", the bald man hesitated, and it was the governor who persuaded him.

So the bald guy is considered his underling.

I complained to my older brother before that I had run into a Chinese person who was very difficult to deal with.

We can't win by fighting, and resorting to underhanded tactics won't work either.

What's the key?
Previously, the family members thought Zhang Yuan was doomed!

Because of the ban by the island nation, Universal will definitely not let him off the hook.

Producer Neil also told him that this Chinese man was probably in big trouble.

So Old Fan felt that he could sit facing south from now on, and no one could stop him.

But after watching Fox News that day, the bald man immediately felt weak.

He's a tyrant on set, not a fool.

How could you not understand this?

If we didn't get along before, won't you bully me the way I bullied you in the future?
He then consulted with his elder brother.

Schwarzenegger also had a headache.

Why are you so fussy?
Why do you always have enemies?

It seems like you make more enemies with every movie you film. Did you go to film a movie or make some enemies?

A governor who can become a governor is naturally a reasonable person with his own philosophy of doing things.

He then gave some instructions.

The general translation is...

"When you live under someone's roof, you have to bow your head."

return……

"Blacksmith need its own hardware."

After listening to his older brother's advice, Vin Diesel pondered for a long time with his bald head.

"You mean... I should avoid his confrontation?"

That's why we're in this situation today.

It was quite a coincidence that just a few days after the bald man finished speaking to him, he came to Stallone's theater to make a cameo appearance and met the real Stallone.

So they decided to "strike first" to help their underlings suppress the other side.

Once Zhang Yuan understood the situation, he was no longer intimidated.

Other things are one thing, but I have a valid point about Vin Diesel.

Not to mention Schwarzenegger.

Just like Causeway Bay can only have one Ho-Nam.

There is only one Arnold in the whole world.

You're just a Californian.

The one from Changshu is the real one.

“Mr. Arnold, this is our first meeting, you may not know me well,” Zhang Yuan replied calmly.

Stallone sat to the side, smoking a cigar, his brow furrowed all day.

Wow, that's interesting.

Seeing Zhang Yuan standing tall and proud, he showed no signs of weakness whatsoever when meeting important figures or seniors.

There is an old Chinese saying: "Hearing is believing, seeing is believing."

"Never try to understand a person by listening to what others say."

"The best way to get to know someone is to spend time with them."

“I think if you had the time to spend with me, it might change your expectations of me.”

With his magnanimous and humble demeanor, even Schwarzenegger couldn't help but smile when he saw him.

interesting.

As governor and son-in-law of the Kennedy family, he had met countless capitalists, politicians, and important figures.

They know exactly what kind of person is respectable and classy in social situations.

The Chinese man in front of me looked quite young, but he was very presentable.

That's for sure... Zhang Yuan knew he had done the right thing based on the other party's reaction.

Moreover, unlike before, he had just undergone an "OTA" update.

After all, they had just received formal training from the Court of State Ceremonial, and were instructed on everything from head to toe, from speech to posture.

You're just a governor, but I've met the prime minister!

Just like after eating spicy food in Chongqing, you won't think much of the spicy food in Shanghai.

Whether a person has seen the world or not can be revealed in their eyes and demeanor.

Seeing his composure in the face of chaos, the governor understood why his underling was having such a headache.

he continued.

“Mr. Arnold, you are a veteran actor and politician.”

"So you should understand that, no matter where you are, whoever holds the money is the one who makes the final decision."

"As a film investor, I deserve respect from the film crew and the company."

"And everything I do is for the sake of my work."

"Maintaining peace and stability within the film crew is essential to ensuring the quality of the film."

"After all, I invest to make money."

"I will not allow anyone to hinder me from earning profits, whether it is the lead actor or the producer."

He did not deny his conflict with Vin Diesel.

Denying something is a sign of insecurity.

I'm not being hypocritical, I'll just say it directly.

One must be polite and respectful, and firmly express one's position.

Schwarzenegger, with a cigar in his mouth, stood there stunned for a moment.

He never expected Zhang Yuan to talk to him like that.

Stallone stood to the side, arms crossed, chuckling to himself.

Even a scoundrel like you has met his match!
You usually talk to me in official jargon, but now someone else is talking in an even stronger tone.

Walzeng should be secretly happy about it.

If Zhang Yuan were wearing the "diplomatic" suit made for him by the Court of State Ceremonial, he would look even more official than he does now.

It exudes the aura of a superior celestial empire.

"Haha, you're right." The Terminator pulled another cigar from his pocket. "I like your attitude."

When dealing with white people, never be too polite.

Being polite is appropriate, but not excessive, or people will perceive it as weakness.

"A cigar?" the governor gestured.

“Monte Cristo.” Zhang Yuan reached out and accepted it without any hesitation.

I took a look and noticed the triangular six-sword mark on the cigar.

The origin of this symbol is the famous novel "The Count of Monte Cristo".

This brand of cigars is the best-selling Cuban cigar and is quite famous.

Zhang Yuan had studied it, so he recognized it at a glance.

This surprised the governor even more, and he exchanged a glance with Stallone.

"This kind of cigar is best enjoyed with a California red wine."

"It can enhance the nutty aroma of both."

The two big shots took one look and realized this person knew what they were doing!
“If we have the chance to meet again, I will bring Cohiba and Louis XIII cognac; that would be a more enjoyable combination.”

Zhang Yuan also put on a show.

When you go out, your identity is given by yourself.

He understood that the other party was just testing him and wouldn't be as naive as a family member.

Although I am young, I am no less imposing or knowledgeable than you, so we can have a proper conversation.

He even asked his assistant to take a group photo, which he will post on Weibo later.

Originally, I only wanted to film with Sylvester Stallone, but now there's another one, making it even more significant.

But I can't keep bothering these two, after all, they are from the same era as me, and I'm only a few years older.

We chatted briefly and then parted ways.

"Where did you find this?" Arnold pointed.

"How did it go with contacting Jet?"

"Not bad, very unique, suitable for this line of work."

"I just don't know how the filming went?"

"You don't need to worry about that," Stallone replied confidently.

When I received the script, it was just a few pages long, with only a few lines of dialogue.

Zhang Yuan glanced at it.

What the hell is this...?

However, to be honest, the script for this play wasn't important at all.

It follows a similar formula to "The Founding of a Republic," where the main attraction is the celebrities!

The story can be summarized as follows: a group of burly mercenaries travel to a small island, overthrow the local dictator, and ultimately burn it down and kill all their enemies.

There's nothing particularly mind-bending or complicated about the plot.

Because Stallone's purpose in making this film was to take the audience back to the "Golden Age of Hollywood".

The golden age in his mind is the era when he became famous.

The plots of movies like "First Blood" and "Rocky" are very simple: they're just fun!
On the other hand, the movies that the governor made, whether it's "Terminator," "The Final Fantasy," or "Predator," all incorporated some science fiction elements and were more complex.

Zhang looked into the distance and saw the two old men. For a moment, his vision blurred, and he thought he saw Brother Chun and Brother Zeng...

His cameo role was also quite idiotic; he was just Li Lianjie's Asian underling, putting on a flashy show before trying to join the Expendables but being rejected by the team leader, Barney Ross.

Like I said before, what the hell is this...?

I could write better with my leg hair than this stuff.

It's obvious that Stallone added it himself.

Being able to be fooled by the governor into becoming a sucker for someone else's money shows that one's intelligence is indeed questionable.

"That won't do." Zhang Yuan thought for a moment. Although it was a cameo role, he still had to act it out.

It can't be the same if you come and it's as if you didn't come at all.

So, he decided to do it himself and use his creativity… (End of Chapter)

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