After endless resurrection, I can transfer damage

Chapter 384 Toilet Man

"Fuck." Wu Jinqiang said in his heart.

"Damn it." Han Zichu involuntarily took a step back.

"What the hell?" The timid Mansousui was so frightened that he trembled immediately.

"This!" Xu Wenting exclaimed in her heart.

Sun Wu and Mo Yiyan were so shocked by the figure in front of them that they were speechless.

I saw the mechanical creature standing proudly in front of me, its appearance was so strange that it was beyond common sense.

It has a human head, and the hairline on its head is as straight as a knife.

The facial features are distributed just right, with eyebrows, eyes, nose and mouth, all complete, but the only thing missing is a mouth.

And its body subverts all boundaries of cognition.

It was clearly the outline of a toilet, a flawless white mechanical body.

Whenever a sound was made, the toilet lid would automatically rise up, revealing the scarlet water waves inside.

A swollen head was floating on the waves, with a thick flesh tube extending from the head and penetrating deeply into the drain hole at the bottom of the toilet.

But the sound comes from inside the toilet.

Toilet Man: [No class division, a mechanical alien race.]

[Mechanical creature: excrement handler! ]

However, facing this absurd toilet man in front of him, there was no trace of panic on Qin Fu's face.

He responded calmly:
"We are from the Rusty Iron Scavenging Team. We heard there is waste here."

Before he could finish his words, the toilet man interrupted him suddenly and the iron lid of the toilet snapped shut.

"Get out! Get out! Get out!" Its shrill voice came from deep inside the toilet, blood gushing out, "How dare the beggars barge in? How could there be waste in the toilet building!"

The words have not yet fallen.

"boom"

The toilet man slammed the door mercilessly, completely isolating Qin Fu and his group.

"Fuck!" Wu Jinqiang, who was standing by, became furious upon seeing this.

He suddenly raised his foot and kicked hard at the tightly closed door, cursing:

"What a piece of shit, how dare you turn away Brother Fu! If I don't kick this broken door to pieces today, I'm not called Wu Jinqiang! You're really asking for trouble!"

"boom"

The door that had just been closed was kicked open by Wu Jin.

The door slammed heavily against the toilet man.

Before it could react, it was knocked back by the impact and scratched the ground with its limbs.

The iron lid of the toilet flipped open instantly, and the scarlet liquid inside splashed out, soaking it all over.

"Hey!" Sun Wu was quick to grab Wu Jinqiang's shoulder and drag him back. "Don't do that! If you act so impulsively, you will expose your identity. How can you find out about the missing person case?"

Wu Jinqiang's forward momentum came to an abrupt halt. He turned his head and shouted:

"I can't swallow the humiliation of Brother Fu by this freak." Before he finished speaking, the toilet man had already climbed up from the scarlet liquid on the ground.

It roared:
"This is outrageous! What on earth do you want to do?! Are you deliberately causing trouble?! Believe it or not, I will call the Aircraft Guard Team right now."

"Misunderstanding! It's all a misunderstanding!" Xu Wenting stepped forward to block the front of the team and stretched out her hand to stop him. "I'm so sorry! He just tripped over the threshold and lost control and hit the door. It was definitely not intentional!"

The toilet man's sinister gaze lingered on Xu Wenting's face for a moment, his wrinkled brows slowly relaxed, and finally a cold snort came out from the depths of the toilet:
"Are you done yet? Get lost now. The air in the toilet is going to stink because of you scavengers!"

Wu Jinqiang's fists were clenched so hard that they made a creaking sound, and veins on his neck bulged. He was about to rush in and smash the arrogant toilet, but Qin Fu grabbed his shoulder.

"Don't make things complicated," Qin Fu lowered his voice, and glanced at the mechanical creatures around him and the other toilet people who were looking out, "retreat first."

"Hey," Wu Jinqiang suddenly became deflated after being stopped.

Then, the toilet man closed the door again.

Everyone turned and left, but Wu Jinqiang still looked back and stared at the closed door unwillingly.

"That thing should be smashed into ceramic pieces." He raised his foot and kicked the metal trash can next to him. "Fuck it! My new leather jacket is still stained with the stinky saliva of this broken toilet!"

At this time, Mo Yiyan walked and pointed at the Toilet Building:

"Qin Fu, I still don't understand. Can we really find the traces of those missing people in this toilet building?"

Everyone's eyes turned to Qin Fu, with the same confusion in their eyes.

Qin Fu lowered his voice and explained:
"The excrement of mechanical creatures is completely different from that of humans. This toilet building is essentially an information processing center for excrement. All data processed by the toilet man will be classified and registered."

Xu Wenting suddenly understood something:
“So those who are missing.”

"That's right." Qin Fu continued, "As long as we track the source of human excrement, we can locate the place where they are detained or supervised."

When everyone heard Qin Fu's unique insights, an expression of astonishment that was difficult to conceal instantly appeared on their faces.

"Fuck!" Wu Jinqiang reacted most violently. His eyes widened and his face was full of admiration.

"thump"

He knelt on his knees and raised his fists high above his head.
"Brother Fu, Brother Fu is awesome! You can even make shit, piss and fart into something special, you are simply amazing!"

Man Suo couldn't hold back his amazement. He tilted his head slightly and looked at Qin Fu:
"What kind of rare treasure do you have hidden in your head? What level of processor is in your brain? How can you parse this kind of information?"

Wait for everyone to stop marveling.

Mo Yiyan suppressed the surprise on his face, took over the conversation with a serious look, and continued to ask:
"So, the problem facing us now is that the toilet building is heavily guarded. We can neither enter it to investigate nor rush in rashly, otherwise we will only alert the enemy. What should we do next?"

"Hey, I have an idea!" Wu Jinqiang slapped his thigh suddenly, his eyes shining, and looked at everyone seriously.

He cleared his throat and said seriously:

"Think about it, why don't we just use fresh poop as a 'special pass' and hand it over to the toilet man openly, and then we can get in, right?"

As soon as these words came out, the air froze instantly.

The expressions on everyone's faces seemed to be frozen, with three black lines appearing in unison, as if they had been struck by lightning, leaving them burnt on the outside and tender on the inside.

"Your brain has been damaged by toilet water!" Han Zichu rolled his eyes, his face full of disgust, and said unhappily, "How can you come up with such a bad idea? If you have the ability, go and pay it alone. I won't go crazy with you!"

Mo Yiyan couldn't help but hold his forehead with his hand, and glanced at Wu Jinqiang helplessly, his mouth twitching slightly, and he said with a smile:
"You're just afraid that the toilet people don't know that we are human beings!"

(End of this chapter)