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Chapter 402: Grilling ice cubes, grilling rebar! Ancient people: Later netizens are too abstract!

Song Huizong looked at the pebbles being repeatedly fried on the iron plate on the sky curtain.

Doubtful.

"What's going on? Are the common people in later generations so poor that they have to eat stones?"

"If the barbarian media of the future generations saw this, they would think that the Chinese people are so poor that they can't afford to eat tea eggs and can only afford to eat stones!"

Canopy.

The anchor, with a camera on his face, approached the food stand and took a curious look at the stones being stir-fried.

[Hello boss, is this fried stone? ]

[Yes! Stones, slurp! Stir-fried volcanic rocks, 15 yuan a portion, would you like a portion of beauty? ]

[How should I eat this? This is a hard dish. ]

[Like me, put it in your mouth, suck it, and throw it away. ]

The boss demonstrated how to eat it.

Just put the pebbles covered with seasoning in your mouth, hold them for a while and then throw them away.

[Isn't this stone of yours imported? ]

[No, these are all stones collected from the river, not imported stones.]

[Oh, then I don’t have to return the stone to you, right? ]

[No, you can take it back and cook it yourself. As the saying goes, a stone is passed down through three generations, and even if the person is gone, the stone remains.]

[Is this Suodiu our local specialty? ]

[Yes, local cuisine from Enshi, Hubei.]

[Let me try it. Wow, it tastes really good. Thank you, boss! ]

……

The short sky screen video ends.

A large number of barrage comments were also making crazy complaints.

《Is this true? It's really shocking! 》

"I first saw this in a movie in the 1990s where a guy fried it on a boat. In the movie, it was called fried river eggs."

"It is said that the boatmen in Enshi, Hubei, eat this as a snack with wine."

"I really have never heard of Enshi. I'm afraid I just randomly mentioned the place name because I've watched too many TV dramas."

"As a Hubei foodie, I've never seen this before."

"This thing is called Suodou in Hubei. It is made of stones from the riverbed, so it has a fishy smell. Dock workers use it as a snack with wine. It is said to be a specialty of Enshi, Hubei. But I am from Enshi, so I never heard of it when I was a child. I only found out about it after reading it online."

"Isn't this the local specialties that were forced upon Enshi?"

"What kind of strange immortal is this?"

"Are stones from the toilet okay?"

"It has to be fifty years old, otherwise it won't taste good."

"It's better to dip a screw in soy sauce."

"It's normal for someone to sell, but it's outrageous for someone to buy!"

《You can buy a deluxe fried rice for 15 yuan! 》

The comments were full of complaints.

The same was true for the ancients.

Because at the beginning, many ancient people thought that they were too poor to afford food.

So eating stones can relieve hunger.

But see this stone is fifteen pieces.

This price made the ancients even more confused.

Because after such a long time of looking at the sky,
The ancients also had a general understanding of the common prices in later China.

You know, for 15 yuan, you can buy a big bowl of fried rice, fried noodles, etc. at any street food stall.

It turns out that nothing is good to eat.

Why would you eat a plate of stones?
Is this really the case? Is there really no place to spend the money?
However, just when the ancient people were still in a state of shock and didn't understand why people in later generations would spend money to buy stones to lick.

Subsequently, several more sky-screen videos appeared.

Still the same night market food stalls.

It’s still the same fried food, but this time it’s not rocks that are being fried, but ice cubes.

[Boss, what is this? ]

【Grilled icicles, ice cubes.】

[Can ice cubes also be grilled? 】

[Yes, this is our Northeastern local delicacy, would you like one? ]

[How much is one serving? ]

【15 yuan for 1 portion, spicy and delicious! 】

[Okay, give me one.]

[What flavor do you want? Mild, extra spicy or super spicy. ]

[I want a spicy one, thank you. ]

[Okay, thank you for your patronage. ]

[Okay, thank you, boss. Should I eat this grilled ice cube while it’s hot or cold?]…

Barrage:

"Why is it sold at 15 yuan? Is this robbery?"

"People in Northeast China said the boss was talking nonsense, people in Northeast China don't eat this kind of food."

"BYD! I have been in Northeast China for 20 years and have never seen such abstract roasted ice cubes."

《Haha, the Northeast has started to be divided! 》

"In fact, the icicles in Northeast China are all fried, not roasted."

"It's reasonable to charge 15 yuan for the IQ tax of the fool."

"I'm looking forward to roasting shit, or roasting the air one day."

The complaints about barbecue ice cubes are not over yet.

The truly most explosive video is here again.

Grill rebar!
Just like frying stones and roasting ice cubes before.

Rebar is made into the shape of a sausage and placed on the stove.

It's grilled there like a sausage.

The only difference is that others are grilling meat sausages, but he is grilling rebar sausages.

[Rebar grilled sausage, the ceiling of the barbecue world! ]

[You won’t know until you see it. It’s really shocking. This is actually roasted steel bars! ]

[Boss, what are you selling? ]

【Suck on the steel! Grilled steel sausage. 】

[Can this steel bar be eaten? ]

[If I can't eat it, what can I sell? Want one? ]

【One stick for each. 】

[This one is just right, freshly roasted and tasty. ]

[Then I want this one, but how do I eat it? ]

[If you have good teeth, chew the food. If you have bad teeth, slurp the food. ]

[Is this hot? ]

[Don’t burn your mouth. Smart people always let it cool down before eating. 】

【Should I give it back to you after I finish talking? 】

[No, I don’t recycle here…]

[Okay, thank you, boss. 20, right? Here you go.]

【Remember to eat it while it’s hot, otherwise it won’t have the meaty flavor. 】

Barrage:

"I thought speculating on stones was the limit, but I didn't expect there are masters!"

《Snacks that Autobots love to eat.》

"This is clearly roasting your tongue and lips. You roast your own, and the seasonings are all prepared."

《Just hold it in your mouth for two minutes and your tongue will be cooked.》

《Go and invite Patriarch Qingtian! 》

"Is this sausage cooked? I ask you, is this sausage cooked?"

"This stuff is so good that even the roasted shoe horn tastes good."

"Man is iron and rice is steel. If you don't eat, you will be hungry."

"Why do you want to add a pattern to the steel intestine? The thread design is very good, but do you want to add a pattern to it because you don't want me to pull it out?"

……

Start by frying the stones.

To baked ice cubes.

To the final roasted rebar.

The special night market delicacies of later China made the ancient people sweat profusely.

He even compared himself to Guan Zhong and Yue Yi.

Zhuge Liang thought he was very smart and actually was very smart.

After looking at these snacks on the sky, I could only wipe the sweat from my forehead.

Means:

"Originally, after watching the time curtain for such a long time, I thought I had a systematic understanding of the social form and people's lives in the future."

"But now I know, I was far from understanding."

"It seems that I still need to study seriously and humbly."

But Zhuge Liang was indeed a very smart man, he even summed up a key word.

"Could it be that this kind of delicacy."

"Is it the abstract culture of later generations? I have to say, it is indeed quite abstract."

(End of this chapter)