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Chapter 463 The world has gone crazy! It has finally become the crazy we want!
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And after this video of black people carrying a coffin, there is another new interesting video.

Aerobic and very elegant background music sounded, and a hospital appeared to the accompaniment of violin.

Miaohou Street Orthopedic Hospital.

At the gate of the hospital, an old man was holding a machete, cutting bones with powerful strokes.

Click, click.

Then the ancients were stunned. It is easy to understand that a hospital specializes in orthopedics.

It is also normal to see a butcher cutting and deboning meat.

But it feels a bit strange to see a butcher cutting bones in front of an orthopedic hospital.

A large number of barrages also flew out at the first moment.

《Orthopedic hospital, right?》

One-stop service

"Where Dr. Hannibal works."

"Danuo is not crazy, it is everyone who is crazy."

"Are the people in this hospital saving me or harming me? I can't tell!"

Liu Bang: "Although it's not a big problem, I always feel a little bit horrified when seeing people chopping bones with a knife at the entrance of an orthopedic hospital."

"If I were passing by, I would probably not dare to enter this orthopedic hospital to heal my injuries."

The sky continues.

A person wearing sunglasses appeared in the picture.

Concentrated on playing with the phone.

This was normal, but at the door of his seat.

There was a sign prominently displayed.

Blind massage.

"Blind when busy, not blind when not busy, no problem."

"What's wrong with a blind man playing Lee Sin?"

"Blind massage ≠ blind massage."

"Cold knowledge: There are games designed for the blind."

"Blind people can also use mobile phones, but not in this way."

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In the night market, the owner of the barbecue stall is busy preparing barbecue for diners.

As a barbecue restaurant opened in a residential area,
This barbecue restaurant is also very considerate and uses special barbecue equipment.

The signboard has four big characters "Smokeless BBQ" written on it.

Then, on this smokeless barbecue grill, the two huge chimneys are fired up at full power.

Smoke billows.

《Boss: My name is Wuyan. 》

"The smoke flew away through the chimney, leaving no smoke on the barbecue stall."

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On the bus, there was a bald old man, who kept combing his bald head with a comb.

The Emperor's New Hair.

《Scalp massage, normal.》

《I can understand a comb massage.》

"So selling combs to monks is normal, right?"

"He combed his hair, missing what he had lost."

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The camera at the street corner is flashing a red light, but is still working hard.

Less than half a meter below the camera, a chimney is facing the camera to exhaust smoke.

Under the continuous smoke from the chimney, the originally white camera has been smoked into black.

"Camera: Who blocked the cigarette?"

《Unlock new dishes: smoke monitoring.》

"Camera: Are you asking me if my eyes are dry?"

《Anti-reconnaissance system.》

"Turning the camera into a sharp eye."

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High-speed rail station.

An old lady saw the high-speed train about to arrive at the station and waved to stop the train.

Just like hailing a taxi.

《Master, give me a brake! 》

"I will wave like this next time I take the high-speed train."

"Just tell me whether you have stopped or not?"

"I prefer to call it waving to harmony."

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An old man was sitting in a wheelchair, swinging his legs vigorously.

Slid the wheelchair across the street.

"Is it normal for someone to be in a wheelchair when his finger is broken?"

What kind of baby walker is this?

"I've sat like this before, and it's actually quite comfortable."

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At the trash bin, an old lady was picking up things from the trash can.

A kind-hearted child felt sorry for the old lady, so he gave her a bag of bread he had bought.

The old man took the bread and looked at it.

Throw it straight into the trash can.

《Old man: Add to cart first! 》

I don’t eat carbs.

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On the wall hung the remains of a clock.

All that remained of the wreckage were the hands of a clock.

On the wall behind, the numbers 1 to 12 were drawn with a pen.

"This watch face is so creative and inexplicably poetic!"

"You know what, this watch is really nice."

《Time always moves in the same way.》

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A canteen has four types of seasonings: extra spicy, spicy, slightly spicy, and not spicy.

I opened the jar of non-spicy spicy seasoning and found that there was only water in it.

《The Emperor's Hot Sauce.》

"You just said it's not spicy, right?"

《Boss! Your non-spicy sauce is gone.》

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An old man sat next to a mirror, applying a plaster on his lower back.

He faced the mirror and put the plaster on the spot on his back.

And pressed it hard.

Then leave satisfied.

"A modern-day attempt to find a sword by carving a mark on a boat?"

"Placebo therapy, right?" "Paste yellow in the mirror."

"Plaster is a good remedy. Don't look at it. It can cure your mental illness."

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On the street, a small cart sells crispy grilled sausages, priced at 1 yuan each and 5 yuan for two.

"This is a very clever design, it makes people buy two for a bargain."

"So people will buy two of each."

"I bought 4 and I'm going to buy another one."

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On the crosswalk, a young man riding an electric scooter felt a little itchy on his head while waiting for the red light, so he scratched his head hard.

But because I was wearing a helmet, I could only scratch my itch through the helmet.

Don't know how effective it will be.

《Scratching the itch through the helmet.》

"It's really confusing."

"My brain is itchy, it feels like it's going to grow a brain!"

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In the cold wind, a young man was riding a bicycle.

But his bike also had a windshield on the front.

There's even a windshield wiper!

Bicycle wipers naturally do not turn automatically.

Instead, the guy took the wiper and manually wiped the front windshield of his bicycle.

"The unnecessary windshield."

《Hand-cranked windshield wipers.》

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On the sidewalk, firefighters were hosing their cars with hoses placed on the ground.

A pregnant woman was passing by and saw a water pipe lying on the ground in front of her, so she bent down, lifted the pipe and held it above her head.

He crawled under the water pipe and successfully crossed the obstacle.

"No, ladies?"

"Two-dimensional creatures."

《She chose the method with the most comments.》

"Obstacles in a certain game and the way to get there."

"Some places say it's unlucky for a pregnant woman to cross a rope."

"It is unlucky for a pregnant woman to cross a rope. To put it more scientifically, it is because they are afraid that the pregnant woman will trip over it."

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A tattoo parlor called Blind Tattoo Parlor.

"Ah, blind people can get massages, but blind people can get tattoos?"

"Nothing special, just practice makes perfect"

"It doesn't hurt to get a tattoo on a blind person. Last time I got one all over his body."

"Ah? This shop, I was planning to go there to get a tattoo."

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In the kitchen, an old man held a bag of salt in his left hand and scooped a large spoonful of soup with his right hand.

I took a small sip and it felt a bit bland.

So I poured some salt into the pot.

Keep tasting the soup from your own spoon.

It still felt a little bland, so I poured in another half bag of salt, tasted the soup in the spoon again, and it still felt a little bland, so I continued to pour salt into the pot.

"The Salt Prince."

"What do you know? The spoon and pot are connected to Bluetooth."

《What Bluetooth spoon?》

《Is it Alzheimer's? It's very painful. 》

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In a restaurant, a beggar with a WeChat QR code hanging on his chest knelt in front of the cashier to ask for money.

As a result, the entire store, from the manager to the waiter.

Even the customers who were eating all knelt down and shouted to the beggar: "Uncle, uncle."

《“Long live the emperor! Long live the emperor! Long, long live the emperor!”》

Beggar: These are all my words

《Beggar: This wave is worth it! 》

"No, the person sitting on the sofa is a guest. Why are you here?"

《Customer: Why are you all kneeling down? I'll do it too.》

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In the subway, a girl was arguing with the other person, asking why he stretched his legs to trip her.

The boy opposite was a little anxious when asked, and could only say angrily: Who made you so beautiful!

《Girl: Forget it, you can convince me with reason, I accept it.》

"Fuck, what a quarrel. You are willing to admit defeat."

《An alternative way to give compliments.》

《I really want to see how beautiful it is.》

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Another interesting sky-screen video has ended, for both modern netizens and ancient people.

They all burst into laughter.

Liu Bang laughed heartily and said with a grin:

"Interesting, interesting!"

“This series of videos on the sky screen is really interesting.”

"I seem to know more and more about the correct way to open the sky curtain."

"If subsequent netizens can see such interesting sky-screen videos every day."

"Their spare time life is really rich and colorful."

Tang Dynasty.

Li Shimin also watched with great interest.

But there is a psychological burden.

On the one hand, Li Shimin felt that these two interesting sky-screen videos were not very nutritious.

It's okay to watch it for entertainment.

Watching it too much will probably only have side effects.

Losing one's mind by playing with things.

But even though I know I shouldn't watch too much,

But Li Shimin couldn't help but keep watching.

"My brain tells me that this sky-screen video is not worth watching."

"But my eyes tell me it's beautiful, so I keep looking at it and love it."

Li Shimin also smiled relaxedly:

"Speaking of which, this sky-screen video looks quite simple in composition."

"I have encountered many interesting things in my life. I think I can make a similar sky-high video to amuse people all over the world!"

"It's a pity that I don't have any tools at hand."

"Otherwise, I also want to be a video creator!"

(End of this chapter)