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Chapter 479 France: If I can’t beat Germany, can I beat you?
Chapter 479 France: If I can’t beat Germany, can I beat you?
The sky screen video ended here, and a large number of barrages flew out.
"Aren't they just a bunch of superstitious thieves? The UP host is exaggerating."
"You call me a thief, but what did I steal?"
"Peasant uprisings are inherently just!"
"The Yellow Turban Rebellion was the purest uprising. It had nothing to do with Zhang Jue's own power and wealth. The leaders were only the three dukes, generals and generals."
"What a pity! The Yellow Turban Rebellion had a high starting point and an organizational structure, but its military level was not satisfactory."
"Zhang Jue is a negative character in history books, and it is simply because the princes and nobles fear him."
《The big man really deserves to die! 》
"In the early stage, Zhang Jiao was beaten by Lu Zhi. As a result, because he did not bribe the military supervisor, Lu Zhi was imprisoned. Haha!"
"Zhang Jiao is just a charlatan. He just soaks talismans in water. If he can cure a disease, he will brag about it. If he can't, he will say that you are not pious."
"The spell turns into carbon after burning, which is indeed quite useful."
"Whether it works or not, didn't the people at that time know?"
"The Qing army interrogated the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom captives and asked them why they joined the Taiping Army. They answered: to have food to eat! Just three words are enough to explain everything!"
"A new version of the Three Kingdoms without the Yellow Turbans part is now available in this lifetime."
"The different endings of the Taiping Dao and the Wudoumi Dao are really sad. "
"Although the Yellow Turbans failed, Zhang Jue taught the rulers a lesson."
"Speaking of which, how did Zhang Jiao become the King of Thunder? I have always wondered, are all Zhang Jiao in all games the King of Thunder?"
"Maybe Romance of the Three Kingdoms 11?"
The ancient people looked at the Yellow Turban video on the sky curtain and fell into deep thought.
It's not Zhang Jue who is thinking.
What I am thinking about is: why even thousands of years later, those netizens on the sky screen are still like this.
Why do we still admire Zhang Jiao?
They were clearly just a group of Yellow Turban bandits.
It was eradicated in just one year.
Trapped by their own class limitations, most ancient people, especially ancient rulers, still could not explain the reason.
Or:
Even if they could guess.
I don't want to admit it either.
But as long as you can guess where the problem lies and are more or less willing to change a little in your heart.
As for the country they ruled,
That would make a huge difference.
……
And the new sky soon appeared.
On the sky curtain, the first thing that appeared was a bald man who was arrogant and gave a speech with exaggerated movements.
The ancients also watched the sky for such a long time.
I recognized the bald man at first sight.
It was the Mohist school that had appeared on the sky curtain several times.
Han Dynasty.
Huo Qubing saw Mussolini giving a speech on the sky curtain.
“This bald guy seems to be from Italy, right?”
"Why, is Tianmu going to talk about Italy during World War II?"
“Italy seemed very weak during World War II.”
"He's just a little German follower, there's nothing worth talking about."
“Is it necessary to talk about a weak country like this?”
Even Wei Qing had to admit:
"From a purely theatre-watching perspective, it would indeed be more exciting to talk about the war in Germany."
Liu Che also recognized it.
This man was Mussolini.
However, Liu Che thought it would be a good idea to talk about Italy.
"Although Italy is a small country, its land area is not small in Europe."
"He should have a certain status and say in the underworld."
"In the previous World War II videos that Tianmu talked about, Italy was basically only mentioned in passing, which resulted in me being very unfamiliar with Italy."
“Now is a good time to tell Italy’s story about World War II.”
"Also let me gain some knowledge."
Many ancient people wanted to see how the Italian state was ruled, how it built its army, and how it developed during World War II.
Although it doesn't have to be a complete copy.
But after all, it is a modern country thousands of years later.
There must always be some advanced experience that can be used as a reference.
As a burst of humorous music sounded, modern audiences knew that this must be another joke video about Italy during World War II.
After all, on the modern Internet,
When it comes to Italy during World War II, more than 80% of the content is about pieces and jokes about Italy during World War II.
Some of them are true and some are false.
But whether it is true or false, the show effect is absolutely first-class.
After all, objectively speaking, in the brutal bloody battle of World War II.
To find some humorous jokes.
Then 90% of it is probably contributed by Italy.
And amid the delight of modern netizens and the anticipation of ancient people, the sky screen began to play Italy during World War II.
Mainly pictures of the Italian army.
【What are the strange operations of the Italian Army during World War II, especially the Italian Army? 】
【That's one after another! 】
[If we really want to talk about it in detail, it may take three days and three nights to finish. ]
【But I can start by telling you some of the most popular jokes on the Internet. 】
[First, when Germany launched a blitzkrieg against France and France was about to collapse, Italy, as Germany's ally, was ready to take action.]
[Mussolini’s idea before was parallel wars.]
[It means that Germany fights Germany, and Italy fights Italy. Both sides cooperate on grand strategy, but do not directly declare war on each other's war goals. ]
【This will help achieve a breakthrough in diplomacy. 】
[So at the beginning, when Germany launched a massive attack on France, Italy did not take action, but just watched from the sidelines. ]
[Although Germany has invited troops to be sent.]
【But Italy decided to sit back and watch the fight first, and then make a decision later. 】
[Mussolini originally thought that even if Germany could win against France, it would be a bad fight.]
【Wouldn't it be wonderful if I waited for the right opportunity to act at that time?】
【Unexpectedly, France collapsed at the speed of light.】
[According to the agreement between Italy and Germany, after France surrendered, Italy had the opportunity to directly take some of the disputed territories between the two sides.]
[But if we just sit there and wait for Germany to challenge France and take over the whole of France. ]
[Even if Italy gets some, it will probably only be leftovers, maybe even no leftovers at all! ]
[After all, if France votes, Germany will have to take care of the feelings of the new French puppet government, right? ]
[Italy thought: I can’t eat this charity food! Besides, charity food is not always available!]
[I must make a name for myself! ]
[So without notifying Germany, Italy declared war on France.]
[30 troops launched a mighty attack on southeastern France. ]
【As a result, France also got angry! 】
[Although we have been defeated by Germany, we are in the process of peace talks and are preparing to surrender. ]
[But if I can't beat Germany, can I still beat Italy? ]
[5 French troops not only defended against the attack of 30 Italian troops. ]
[It also advanced to the Italian mainland with sparks and lightning. ]
[If the French government had not declared surrender, the war would have stopped. ]
[I'm afraid that if this Italian wants to finish off the enemy with low health, he will be killed in return. ]
【What’s worse is that Italy itself is a country with scarce resources. 】
[His main strategic resources before the war, such as coal and oil, were all imported from the Allied forces of Britain and France.]
【Italy. Declared war on France without any preparation for war.】
[This is equivalent to declaring war on the entire Allied Powers. ]
[As a result, trade was interrupted, and Italy's strategic resources suddenly fell into a state of scarcity. ]
[It is no longer possible to import strategic resources from Britain and France.]
[This means that even if Italy wanted to increase its production capacity during the war, it would be completely unable to do so! ]
[Even after the war, steel production decreased! ]
[Also, because the declaration of war was so hasty, Italian merchant ships overseas were not notified in advance.]
[When I woke up, I found myself in an enemy country, and a large number of merchant ships were seized by the Allies. 】
【After a wave of declarations of war, Italy not only failed to take a bite of France. 】
【Instead, it lost the main channel for importing strategic resources. 】
[More than 30% of Italian merchant ships overseas were seized.]
[It can be said that he failed to steal the chicken but lost a handful of rice. ]
(End of this chapter)
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